"God Speaks" Campaign
Keep using my name in vain and I'll make rush hour longer. - God
Let's meet at my house Sunday before the game. - God
Loved the wedding, invite me to the marriage. - God
Have you read my best-seller? (There will be a test). - God
Don't make me come down there. - God
What part of 'Thou shalt not..' didn't you understand? - God
My way is the highway. - God
We need to talk
C'mon over, and bring the kids! (And tell the kids I love them.) - God
That "love thy neighbor" thing? I meant it. - God
Follow me. - God
Will the road you're on get you to my place? - God
Need directions? - God
I love you, I love you, I love you. - God
Be my valentine... forever. - God
Church Signs & Billboards
*I seen this one in a book filled with these things, but I can't remember exactly how it was put.. but here it is*
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian, like going to Mcdonald's doesn't make you a hambuger.
The rest were found on Church Sign sites..
Come work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours are long and the pay is low. But the retirement benefits are out of this world!
It is unlikely there'll ever be a reduction in the wages of sin.
Forbidden fruit creates many jams.
Read the Bible: Free gift inside
Faith begins when worry ends
Are you? Being Under Satan's Yoke?
Funny how man wants an answer to his prayers, yet he does not want to follow God's advice....
Free Trip to heaven. Details Inside!
God so loved the world that He did not send a committee.
Come in and pray today. Beat the Christmas rush!
When down in the mouth, remember Jonah. He came out all right.
Sign broken. Message inside this Sunday.
Fight truth decay - study the Bible daily.
How will you spend eternity - Smoking or Non-smoking?
Dusty Bibles lead to Dirty Lives:
It is unlikely there'll be a reduction in the wages of sin.
Do not wait for the hearse to take you to church.
If you're headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns.
If you don't like the way you were born, try being born again.
Looking at the way some people live, they ought to obtain eternal fire insurance soon.
This is a ch_ _ ch. What is missing? U R
In the dark? Follow the Son.
Running low on faith? Stop in for a fill-up.
If you can't sleep, don't count sheep. Talk to the Shepherd.
When the restaurant next to a Lutheran Church put out a big sign with red letters that said, Open Sundays, the church reciprocated with its own message: We are Open on Sundays, too.
Be Fishers of Men.... You catch 'em, He'll Clean 'em
A clean conscience makes a soft pillow.
A family altar can alter a family.
A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing.
Are you wrinkled with burden? Come on into Church for a faith lift!
Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.
Do your best and then sleep in peace. God is Awake.
Don't put a question mark where God put a period.
Exercise daily. Walk with the Lord!
Fear knocked. Faith answered. No one was there.
For all you do, His blood's for you!
Give God what's right, not what's left!
Give Satan an inch and he'll be a ruler.
God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.
God doesn't want shares of your life; He wants controlling interest!
God grades on the cross, not the curve.
God loves everyone, but probably prefers fruits of the spirit over religious nuts!
God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage
Having truth decay? Brush up on your Bible!
He who angers you, controls you!
He who is good at making excuses is seldom good for anything else.
He who kneels before God can stand before anyone!
If God is your Co-pilot - Swap seats!
In the sentence of life the Devil may be a comma, but DO NOT let him be the PERIOD!
Kindness is difficult to give away because it keeps coming back.
Man's way leads to a hopeless end! God's way leads to an endless hope!
Most people want to serve God, but only in an advisory capacity.
Never give the devil a ride! He will always want to drive!
Nothing ruins the truth like stretching it.
Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.
Pray is a four letter word that you can say anywhere (except in a public school)
Prayer -Don't give God instructions - just report for duty!
Read The Bible...It Will Scare The Hell Out Of You!
The task ahead of us is never as great as the Power behind us.
The Will of God will never take you to where the Grace of God will not protect you.
This Church is "Prayer Conditioned"
To be almost saved is to be totally lost.
Wal-Mart isn't the only saving place!
WARNING: Exposure to the Son may prevent burning!
Watch your step carefully! Everyone else does!
We don't change the message, the message changes us.
We set the sail; God makes the wind.
We're too blessed to be depressed.
When God ordains, He sustains.
Wisdom has two parts 1) Having a lot to say. 2) Not saying it.
Worry is the darkroom in which negatives are developed.
God answers "Knee Mail"