Toxic Gurlfriend?
Not Too Noxious You know that look of confusion that's perpetually plastered on your BF's face? You put it there by being totally unclear about your feelings for him. Your manners range from mean to indifferent to kinda nice, and it has nothing to do with the way he treats you. If your BF doesn't light your fire, set the poor boy free instead of stringing him along. On the other hand, if he gets the butterflies stirring in your stomach, make sure your actions show it. Put in a little effort and make him a scrapbook of your favorite times together, or something equally thoughtful.

Punk Band Boyfriend?
Deryk Whibley You don�t want to waste your time your time being just another tragedy of society. That�s why you don�t take yourself -- or anything, really -- too seriously. Your irreverent attitude makes you the soulmate of Sum 41 singer Deryk (who�s, incidentally, just about the only guy we know who could get away with covering Avril Lavigne�s �Complicated�). Like D.W., you love to party, play pranks, and generally wreak havoc on those around you. (In a good way.) Whether he�s blonde or brunette, this cocky Canadian is the punk for you.

Trouble Maker?
Pranking Pal The phrase "best friend and worst enemy" was probably invented to describe you. You do truly love your friends and family, but you're not above occasionally making their lives miserable (all in good fun, of course)! None of the trouble you cause is illegal exactly -- you're more the kind of mischief-maker who enjoys a good prank or spreading juicy gossip. Just remember, giving a stranger a fake phone number is one thing, intentionally hurting a friend's feelings for a laugh is another. Go on with your bad self, but be careful who you target!

Back to School Theme Song?
"All Eyez On Me" by Monica Catch Phrase: "I can feel your eyez on me, you're watchin'. And off up in the club tonight it's poppin'. And I can tell that you're feeling it, too. Know u do."
Just like Monica�s new song "All Eyez On Me" declares, you always make sure that you�re the center of attention. Instead of dissecting the frog in science class, you�re making the amphibian dance to the beat of Justin Timberlake�s new song. You�re the smoove mover on the dance floor at the prom. You�re the lead in the school play. Whatever the sitch may be, you�re having some difficulty focusing on your studies because of all the hullabaloo. Bottom line? You need to focus less on being the center of attention and more on moving to the head of the class.

Dream Job?
Artist Let�s face it: You don�t watch American Idol for the suspense -- you�re taking notes here! But while you�d love to be the Next Big Thing, really, the most important thing is that you�re able to express yourself through your art. And even if fame doesn�t come your way, you�ve still got your guitar to console you. Or your paintbrush. Or your camera...Oh, what are we saying -- of course you�ll be famous.
Dream Jobs: Musician, actor, photographer, designer, artist.

Sweet?
Cherry Tart If you could stop flirting long enough to take a look at the dessert menu, you'd probably go ahead and order the cherry tart. It's nice and sweet, just like you, but it's got a sassy tang to back it all up. What can you say? You're a straight-up flirt at heart, and you like your desserts to match your style. Keep it up!

Fatty Food Freak?
Health Freak Forget being a health nut -- you�re positively freaked about what you eat. Never does an ounce of fat or a drop of sugar pass your lips. You may think that you�re livin� the ultimate healthy life -- but you�re forgetting that you need a little of everything to be truly healthy. So chill a bit on the calorie counting and fat gram counting! Your body actually needs fat to help your cells reproduce and to keep your skin glowing and hair shiny. Moderation goes both ways. It�s just as important to treat yourself to the foods that make you happy once in a while as it is to think of what�s best for your body. A little chocolate now and then is good for the soul!

Crush Vibe
Flirty Friend: If the vibe you sent out entered a spelling bee, it would spell out "F-R-I-E-N-D." Which isn't the worst kind of vibe to send your crush, but it's not really getting you any closer to the big smoochfest you've been daydreaming about since the fourth grade. But we think there's definitely hope for the two of you. Being buddy-buddy with the hottie of your dreams is one of the BEST ways to start something a little more serious. Once you're close to Crush Boy, he won't be able to resist your friendly flirtations. Go for it, girl!

Pop Star Muse?
Shakira You aim to be an international hit, and you give props to your musical elders. You're probably bilingual, and you know how to appeal to different audiences. You've got this wild nature inside of you just like pop�s new Latin princess Shakira, and all of it will show in your energetic (and very danceable) music -- whenever, wherever!

Chick Flick?
Others Alright, time for a little reality check. Sure, being popular can be great, because it means meeting tons of people, and going to lots of kickin' parties. But that doesn't mean that you can just toss your morals out the window and live only according to what's "cool" and "hip." When you're hangin' with your friends and they're dishin' the dirt, keep in mind that rumors usually aren't true, and that what you say can really hurt people. Remember, while you're busy talking behind someone else's back someone could be spreading false info about your life. Concentrate on making some new friends, and remember to listen instead of talking all the time.

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