He was a guy that thought he was cool.
He even stated that he was the coolest in school.
But when it came to the truth, he'd lied.
He sucks major @$$
(Though this he denies...)
He was the guy that talked too much.
He chewed, mouth open, when he had a munch.
I always gazed his way at lunch,
I really, really liked him a bunch!
Matt Baez was really hot.
Almost no girl could say he was not.
His major problem was obvious:
He was so totally obnoxious.
There once was a guy who was so very fine.
But he could only type a few words when he was online.
He was less interesting than mold growing on tiles.
What a waste of time we spent on the meaningless J-Files!
Weight Dude and Mike were one in the same.
Mike and Weight Dude both had the same brain.
Both were hot, yet both were taken.
Unless my friends were sadly mistaken???
Ian is the hottest guy alive.
He makes all the ladies' hopes thrive.
They all want to be his babe,
BUT THEY CAN'T 'CAUSE I AM!!!!!
There once was a boy
(His name I forgot)
He broke my toy
(Now he's a biatch)
Barry was the artist.
He was also in marching band.
He was cool, but I wish
I could break his drawing hand.
Sylvio, the young one,
Is my best friend's enemy's brother.
With him I have no problem
But then I met his mother.
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But his sister my friend would like to smother.
Josh was my walking friend
Later, he bacame much more.
We had good times for a while...
Then I found out he was a whore.
Thomas was a hottie.
But I didn't know at the time
That he was a drug dealer, in a gang,
And had a receding hair line!
Three times a day,
I see him walk by.
Three times a day,
I think, "Ooh, he's fine!"
He's the cute guy in the hall.
I don't know his name.
He's just a cute guy, and that's all.
And I'm the one to blame
Cause I don't say hi.
Darn, it's a shame.
Ryan is so very hot
But pompous-minded he is not
He would help a girl in many a way
But I'd choose Spike any day!
Ryan is a very hot guy
When I see him a tear comes to my eye
I wish his I could be
But that won't happen 'cause he's on TV.