  Save Vixen!  My name is Allison (aka lil playful vixen), I'm really nice, and I'm asking for your help! Bottom line is that I have this nasty habit of living and it costs money. All I need is for people to show poor students who work for a living a little more respect. So if you receive exceptional customer service from a poor college or uni student working a crap job, give them a little tip, even if its not customary. Or even better, send me money! Yes! Send money! Operators are standing by!  Stuff on this Site:  �Why should you give me your money?� �But I�m broke Vixen� What�s in it for you? Hot Topic of the Moment Suggestions on how to Spend the Money Weekly Me-Mail Methods of donation I accept: * Cash (UK currency) * Paypal * Postal order * Unused stamps * Did I mention cash? I will also accept gift vouchers for Top Shop, as I love their bras, panties and workout stuff. Please note that if you choose to pay via PayPal I will only receive around 70p on a �1 because of fees. But anything is better than nothing and you won't have to go through the hassle of mailing a letter. If you choose to send cash, cheque or postal order through the mail, make the checks payable to "Allison", and send it to: Lil Playful Vixen PO BOX 192 Blaydon On Tyne NE39 2WY  Why should you give me your money?  Can you imagine a world where someone as talented as Me was forced to work? It is a scary thought. If I worked I might ruin My manicure, That in itself would be an extreme travesty! This cannot be allowed to happen! These are My nails we're talking about! Stop thinking of yourself and send Me some non-tax deductible money. I don't want to work. I am sure you can spare a pound here a pound there. If you are submissive, think of it as a tribute. If I were to go back to work I could not devote time to My feet and website. �But I�m broke Vixen�  I realize that some of my fans may be less fortunate than me. My suggestion to you is to sell your blood. Look in the yellow pages for a plasma center. Your body replaces the liquid part (plasma) in a matter of hours and the cells in a few weeks. I have heard it is almost painless. Your blood could save someones life and more importantly you will be able to send the money to me. What�s in it for you?  Each contribution that you make will get you the following: 1. the satisfaction of keeping me in the lifestyle I am accustomed to. 2. If requested, I will mention your name on the up and coming contributors page. 3. When I am purchasing overpriced lingerie or firearms I might think of you. 4. You have permission to tell people that we are acquainted. 5. Multiple pound donators are permitted to have my name tattooed on any area of their body. 6. A cheesy form letter thanking you for sending cash, or a reprimand for sending too little. 4) A longer life (read on...). I am now going to lengthen your life. Read this joke... **What's brown and always in kid's pants? **Michael Jackson's hand. Admit it, you laughed. And (this is scientifically proven) if you laugh a lot in your life you live longer. Serious. So I've just added a few minutes on to your life. And �1.00 is a small price to pay for something so priceless is it not? So go on, all it takes is a click and a quid. ;o) Hot Topic of the Moment: Charity Vs Vixen Of course I believe you should whole-heartedly support your favourite local and national charities, especially your local fire and rescue officers, who truly do give you something for nothing every day, and often risk their lives to do it! But, while you are at it...could you give me a fiver?  How to Spend the Money Latest Suggestions emailed to me: Email me your suggestions so I can post the ones I like here! SUGGESTIONS SO FAR: "Rockets are always nice..." Saddam Hussein "This better work, 'cause we're spending your inheritance..." - Your Mother "Yachts and spinich work for me..." - Popeye, The Sailor Man, Large Harbor, Maine "Student Loan Payments..." - Ralph, the guy in the Student Loan Office, Sunderland. "Get a web designer, this site is AWFUL..." Websites R Us "...buy lots of jewelry..." Mrs. Gottrocks Fine Jewelry and Gifts, http://www.gottrocks.com Wanna Link to Me? Course you do! Choose a banner you like for your site and email me for the code!    THE WEEKLY Me-MAIL Read some of Vixen's favourite e-mails! *Coming soon* Well that wraps up this literally masterpiece. Come back soon! *Thankies!*  
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