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Funny IMs
check em all out..ur probably in here ;-) |
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gymswimski:
okay i'm eatin gnow tty in abittle
gymswimski :tittle gymswimski: :-) |
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GeistSR:
that funny feeling you get in your stomache whenever you think about
me?
GeistSR: that feeling? GeistSR: It's called love hun, i don't blame you GeistSR: or maybe it's just gas... i dunno |
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ian
maxwell 13: yes, i know i am
xsummerxgirl13: straight up gangsterr... xsummerxgirl13: oh of course ian, haha...you are very gangster indeed ian maxwell 13: yess, i am ian maxwell 13: straight from the hood |
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xsummerxgirl13:
omg what am i doing with myself
gymswimski: i am not sure gymswimski: because i do not know the context of the situation gymswimski: so you could either be masturbating or dicking around with dylan |
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ian
maxwell 13: ahh, cripes
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whipcrizeeeem:
woot
xsummerxgirl13: and by that you mean hello, right? whipcrizeeeem : woot xsummerxgirl13: and that would be, "how are you doing this evening kate?" |
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Dsonniges
gettoC:
You're only as strong as the tables you dance on, the drink in your hand, and the friends you hold on to |
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limpbaby4eva24:
man thongs are sexy!
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gotta
hv Sweet: i have selective hearing
gotta hv Sweet: so when my phone goes off and theres like the tv, radio, and people talking i can still hear it gotta hv Sweet: yet when my mom talks to me gotta hv Sweet: i tune her out |
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fliptheflop2:
shit im so tired my eyes burn haha i need to go sleep and watch a good
sex tv show and eat tons of food
fliptheflop2: i'll be talking to you later gucci queen |
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Dsonniges
gettoC: yeah shes get kinda jealous prob
xsummerxgirl13: probably, stupid girls always get jealous, god Dsonniges gettoC: STUPID IDIOTS Dsonniges gettoC: hahaha xsummerxgirl13: i know..jealous bitches Dsonniges gettoC: its dumb Dsonniges gettoC: everyone should be like us xsummerxgirl13: i know xsummerxgirl13: jeez Dsonniges gettoC: civilzed Dsonniges gettoC: and non jealous xsummerxgirl13: exactly |
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Emily
3 21 14: yeah sooo
Emily 3 21 14: kate Emily 3 21 14: sat Emily 3 21 14: you and me Emily 3 21 14: my room xsummerxgirl13: hell yes Emily 3 21 14: you stay there] Badass Calavas: god Badass Calavas: so i guess its me n corey again Csturge21: yes? Badass Calavas: same room Csturge21: !* Badass Calavas: same bed xsummerxgirl13: oh boy i don't wanna see what happens there |
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WildIrishRoseMeb:
when you were walking away
WildIrishRoseMeb: cam was like - yeah she really does have a nice ass WildIrishRoseMeb: I'm like yeah doesn't she xsummerxgirl13: LOL WildIrishRoseMeb: it's so firm WildIrishRoseMeb: lol xsummerxgirl13: hahahahaha xsummerxgirl13: wow that makes my day WildIrishRoseMeb: haha I'm like - do you want to touch it? I'll call her back? WildIrishRoseMeb: I'm like your ass pimp |
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Dsonniges
gettoC: what a gaybee-scabee
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xsummerxgirl13:
what's that? ur phone sex line?
Badass Calavas: nope Badass Calavas: thats urs Badass Calavas: thats ur phone sex line Badass Calavas: lol Badass Calavas: its mynew cell Badass Calavas: lol xsummerxgirl13: haha xsummerxgirl13: o, ok xsummerxgirl13: well if u ever need ne good phone sex and u get ur hands on a credit card..my cell is 749-5706 xsummerxgirl13: and since we're friends, i'll talk a check too xsummerxgirl13: take* Badass Calavas: naw i dont need credit card all i need is charm Badass Calavas: i charm those girls so i dont need to pay xsummerxgirl13: haha..suuuure u do |
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limpbaby4eva24:
the dyslexic cow says oooooooom
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xsummerxgirl13:
i have a stalker
xsummerxgirl13: i'm a little concerned All Hail Nik: fun....? All Hail Nik: whos the stalker xsummerxgirl13: i think its this sketchy kid i met once name mike townsed..but i'm not quite sure xsummerxgirl13: luckily i don't think he knows where i live xsummerxgirl13: either that or he's that smelly guy who i keep find breathing heavily over my body when i'm sleeping All Hail Nik: umm All Hail Nik: lol All Hail Nik: strange? xsummerxgirl13: very All Hail Nik: what is he like All Hail Nik: "ive got candy" xsummerxgirl13: yeah..i've heard that one once..then he tried to ask me to help him find his little puppy |
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Dsonniges
gettoC: you and i have to do a strip dance for eric for his bday. thats
the only thing he wants
Dsonniges gettoC: hahahah xsummerxgirl13: LOL xsummerxgirl13: well i guess it could be arranged Dsonniges gettoC: i told him if he got us the stripper outfits wed do it xsummerxgirl13: lol xsummerxgirl13: nice Dsonniges gettoC: cuz we need to FEEL like strippers to do it right |
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Emily
3 21 14: yeah sooo if you send me a normal im it will sign me off
Emily 3 21 14: soooo dont do that Badass Calavas: hm who did that Emily 3 21 14: i dont know ass hole Emily 3 21 14: haha Badass Calavas: kate......most likely xsummerxgirl13: screw u xsummerxgirl13: it wasn't me Emily 3 21 14: haha Emily 3 21 14: it was him Badass Calavas: yea yea place and time kate place and time Emily 3 21 14: hes a dink xsummerxgirl13: oh u couldn't handle it Badass Calavas: see u say it twice to seem profeesional |
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xsummerxgirl13:
i'm i'n not very involved with the whole lake region area
youlandher: yeah youlandher: you should be i bet you could have a bon fire and sing "hom on the range" once and a while |
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Emily
3 21 14: yeah and im taking the very nice car today
Emily 3 21 14: and maggie and i are going to go shopping xsummerxgirl13: nice! Emily 3 21 14: its a chyrsler 300 or something xsummerxgirl13: o la la! Emily 3 21 14: i thought it was ugly till i saw t's it has the biggest rims ive ever seen! Emily 3 21 14: and the inside is all pimped out xsummerxgirl13: haha nice Emily 3 21 14: im kinda scared its too nice xsummerxgirl13: lol...don't hit ne mailboxes Emily 3 21 14: well its automatic sooo i think im set xsummerxgirl13: that's good it would cost a lot of money to bring ur dead body back to maine if u died in an accidenet over there xsummerxgirl13: we wouldn't want to do that Emily 3 21 14: thanks Emily 3 21 14: comfort kate Emily 3 21 14: really |
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limpbaby4eva24:
Q:where do melons go for summer camp?xsummerxgirl13: oh boy i have no
idea =-O
limpbaby4eva24: A: JOHN COUGAR MELLON CAMP limpbaby4eva24: :-P limpbaby4eva24: haha limpbaby4eva24: i knnow xsummerxgirl13: LOL xsummerxgirl13: that is just amazing limpbaby4eva24: its so bad....yet so perfectly funny xsummerxgirl13: haha indeed |
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BadassCalavas:
HAHAHHAHAH my mom called u a lesbian
BadassCalavas: ohhh it was funny BadassCalavas: at dinner xsummerxgirl13: me? xsummerxgirl13: why? BadassCalavas: well i was telling her about u and how chuavunist you are BadassCalavas: or how ever u spell it BadassCalavas: and she was like BadassCalavas: maybe shes a laesbian BadassCalavas: i cracked up |
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xsummerxgirl13:
indeed..i've been having dylbo baggins withdrawal symptoms
GrnEyedBanditDH: lol GrnEyedBanditDH: and i have had the same of the big booty kate variety GrnEyedBanditDH: so u met sam the other weekend at leos?? GrnEyedBanditDH: sam is the man xsummerxgirl13: nope..i haven't been to leo's in a really long time GrnEyedBanditDH: na ah GrnEyedBanditDH: sam just told me he met u at leos GrnEyedBanditDH: maybe it was a while ago GrnEyedBanditDH: he said u gave him a lap dance GrnEyedBanditDH: lol xsummerxgirl13: lol..i don't think i remember that..but maybe i did |
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xsummerxgirl13:
wow i feel bad for myself right now...i just realized i have to get
up at 6:30 tomorrow even if we have a snow day
Getch468: whyyyy? xsummerxgirl13: eye appointment..they rescheduled me for this absolutely INSANE hour in the morning to get me in before the storm so i can get more contacts and not walk around blind and run into poles Getch468: you should sue xsummerxgirl13: i'm considering it xsummerxgirl13: do u have ne legal experience? Getch468: well no, but my dad is joe bornstein Getch468: and he means buisness xsummerxgirl13: score xsummerxgirl13: hook me up Getch468: you got it Getch468: and my uncle is hardy Getch468: .....of hardy, wolf, and downing xsummerxgirl13: oh baby, tell him to bring his baseball bat Getch468: you got it babe |
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Seavey
1986: i want your sexy body kate
Seavey 1986: when r u gooing to give it to me lol Seavey 1986: jpjp |
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PistolPete44DH:
i have two potential love interests on my radar
xsummerxgirl13: oh baby xsummerxgirl13: are ne of urs characters from a movie? PistolPete44DH: lol xsummerxgirl13: just checking |
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Badass
Calavas: how do u spell the day taht starts with W
xsummerxgirl13: wednesday? lol |
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xsummerxgirl13:
he deff. ran around naked down in leo's cellar it was halarious
GrnEyedBanditDH: like totally naked? xsummerxgirl13: he had his baseball hat holding the essentials GrnEyedBanditDH: lol GrnEyedBanditDH: wow GrnEyedBanditDH: told u hes the man |
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gymswimski:
well just remember that god still loves you
xsummerxgirl13: i never shower xsummerxgirl13: no he doesn't gymswimski: okayyy that is not true gymswimski: the fat thing gymswimski: i'm not sure about the shower haha gymswimski: and perhaps god doesnt love you gymswimski: maybe he hates you and wants you to perish.. gymswimski: but hell gymswimski: if hell's where you're going then you'll be shaking hands with too many of your friends to notice you're not in heaven |
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xsummerxgirl13:
a little scared to sleep in the same room as marissa tho
SportsPlayaEE: me 2 xsummerxgirl13: lol SportsPlayaEE: ur scared!? xsummerxgirl13: hahahaha..yeah..i don't want to witness a rape |
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Badass
Calavas: i told my cat today
Badass Calavas: dont roll your eye at me xsummerxgirl13: lol Badass Calavas: my cat only has one eye Badass Calavas: u had to be there xsummerxgirl13: haha..i guess xsummerxgirl13: my dog is blind Badass Calavas: aww Badass Calavas: does he run into walls Badass Calavas: sha la la la la la la xsummerxgirl13: yes..and me a lot Badass Calavas: aww Badass Calavas: i would find it hard not to get mad if he ran into me alot Badass Calavas: like your carrying some heavy and he books it thru your legs cause he thought he heard a cat Badass Calavas: and then hits the wall Badass Calavas: but i guess i could forgive xsummerxgirl13: yes i get mad..but before i smack him with a baseball bat..i usually remember he's blind Badass Calavas: yeah Badass Calavas: see Badass Calavas: when my cat walks betweeen my feet Badass Calavas: or even when i have a bad day at school Badass Calavas: i will Badass Calavas: punch her in the side Badass Calavas: u know Badass Calavas: relieve Badass Calavas: breath Badass Calavas: and punch the shit out of your cat xsummerxgirl13: lol xsummerxgirl13: yeah..i understand completely |
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Emily
3 21 14: when did you see him?
xsummerxgirl13: no it was online Emily 3 21 14: ooo duh Emily 3 21 14: i was like is my mom having a party with my friends again |
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youlandher:
sex anyone?
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Badass
Calavas: hey we should get married
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Roffer
00: so u wanna get naked and roll around in instant potatoe mix?
xsummerxgirl13: i've considered it Roffer 00: its all rite Roffer 00: just dont pee in it this time xsummerxgirl13: okay, i'll try not to Roffer 00: we are sooooo weird xsummerxgirl13: haha..yes |
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iggachicka21:
yea well he has you on his buddy list
jiggachicka21: cuz he wants to ask you to have a 3some with us xsummerxgirl13: LOL. nice jiggachicka21: by the way your saying no if he asks xsummerxgirl13: ur such a party pooper jiggachicka21: hehe sorry |
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gottahvSweet:
hmm did you hear about the cheverus preist / teacher that is pleading
guilty to sex abuse charges?
xsummerxgirl13: indeed i have xsummerxgirl13: grrrrrreat PR...the cheverus priest has pleaded guilty..call jack dawson at 555-5555 to shadow gottahvSweet: hahaahah gottahvSweet: this isnt good gottahvSweet: think about it gottahvSweet: this could lead to less and less enrollemtn at cheverus gottahvSweet: which means we pay more xsummerxgirl13: and less money for our pretty gym gottahvSweet: which means we go friggen broke xsummerxgirl13: shit gottahvSweet: damn priest. xsummerxgirl13: i hate him xsummerxgirl13: i hope god doesn't forgive him xsummerxgirl13: i luv how we're not mad at him for molesting ppl but for raising our tuition gottahvSweet: haha, we are sick gottahvSweet: the molesting part is bad too. xsummerxgirl13: lol xsummerxgirl13: yes xsummerxgirl13: touching little boys and their little parts = bad gottahvSweet: so wrong xsummerxgirl13: okay...i'm glad we've cleared this up xsummerxgirl13: LOL, i knw gottahvSweet: i dont understand how an old man gets pleasure out of that gottahvSweet: EWWWWWWWWWWW gottahvSweet: i cant think about it xsummerxgirl13: it really is gross xsummerxgirl13: okay lets think about happy things xsummerxgirl13: like puppies gottahvSweet: i want one! xsummerxgirl13: and rabbits gottahvSweet: but my parents wont let me have one gottahvSweet: so thats not happy :-( xsummerxgirl13: and hott buff men with no shirts gottahvSweet: hmmmmm boys gottahvSweet: hahah gottahvSweet: *drooooooooooooool* :-P |
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xsummerxgirl13:
ooooh maggie u bad girl...were u prostituting urself this vacation?
xsummerxgirl13: i though i saw u on the other corner MaggieMac T: yes....working the corners of the Falmouth Country Club xsummerxgirl13: i thought so!! MaggieMac T: yes if u saw a ho on the corner with a mini skirt up the ass...high stilletto heels, a tube top and smoking a cigarette that was me xsummerxgirl13: LOL...i thought it looked like u, but there was a smoky haze around ur head so i couldn't quite tell MaggieMac T: ahahahhhaha yea...that happens sometimes with the cold weather |
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All
I Do Is Yap: yesterday, I got my hand stuck in the vending machine...twice
:-[
Dsonniges gettoC: i love dumb freshman |
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xsummerxgirl13:
aren't you totally in luv with me now that i just pulled that out of
my bum like that?
gymswimski: yes!! xsummerxgirl13: oh i knew it! gymswimski: i want to do you even more then normal xsummerxgirl13: oh baby |
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marissaxgrace:
god press enter you fucking slutt
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xsummerxgirl13:
omg maggggggieee we have school tomorrow
MaggieMac T: yea i know, i want to shoot myself in the head after i gouge my eyes out with a spoon xsummerxgirl13: YES GOOD IDEA xsummerxgirl13: mondays suck regularly, but after a vacation it reallllly sucks MaggieMac T: i keep on thinking that i have hw....but i dont think i have any MaggieMac T: chya it does...any day after vaca sux major priest balls xsummerxgirl13: haaairy priest balls MaggieMac T: hahah yes...VERY hairy priest balls MaggieMac T: ew...that just gave me a visual:-\ xsummerxgirl13: LOL MaggieMac T: and then i pictured father keegan MaggieMac T: EW NOT A GOOD THING! xsummerxgirl13: OMG WE NEED TO STOP THIS NOW MaggieMac T: ahahahahahaha |
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Melobballgrl15:
seriously, can u believe that jennifer anniston and brad pitt broke
up??!!
Melobballgrl15: lol xsummerxgirl13: OMG NO!!! xsummerxgirl13: where does that leave the rest of us?!?! Melobballgrl15: i know!!! Melobballgrl15: what were ther thinkin?? xsummerxgirl13: i don't know, but they really needed to consider the rest of us in the world before they just went and broke up like this Melobballgrl15: absolutely Melobballgrl15: some people just dont have any regard for the others in this world |
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marissaxgrace:
ahh please can i kill them
marissaxgrace: like now? xsummerxgirl13: lol xsummerxgirl13: ok marissaxgrace: i think i need to like push her off a cliff marissaxgrace: maybe some sense will be like smushed into her head xsummerxgirl13: i think u may have some pent up frustrations marissaxgrace: YOU THINK?! |
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xsummerxgirl13:
so guess where i'm gunna be on friday night
Dom Clue: in my pant Dom Clue: oo sry that was my dream last night Dom Clue: haha xsummerxgirl13: LOL xsummerxgirl13: oh boy that made me chuckle |
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SnowBoarD4LIFE30:
what did ur friendds say abiout me?
SnowBoarD4LIFE30: u better of told them i thought they were sexy xsummerxgirl13: oh u know i did SnowBoarD4LIFE30: becuz of most of them were very attractive xsummerxgirl13: hell yes they are, that's why i hang out with them. plus they're all good in bed SnowBoarD4LIFE30: can i join xsummerxgirl13: well i guess u could sometime SnowBoarD4LIFE30: when would that be xsummerxgirl13: i'm not sure, i'll let u know when our next team orgy is |
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xopinkkisses22:
hola xsummerxgirl13
xsummerxgirl13: well hello strange online stalker xsummerxgirl13: how are u today? xopink kisses 22: do you know who this is?:-P xsummerxgirl13: hell yes i do. its courtney, or at least i hope so, or this would be rather embarrassing |
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gottahvsweet:
anyways
gottahvsweet: we cut down a tree gottahvsweet: for emilys room gottahvsweet: as an x-mas tree gottahvsweet: yeah so we get it and then we walk home gottahvsweet: the 4 ladies go home gottahvsweet: so its now me em corey & derek gottahvsweet: we go inside strip down and have wild monkey sex gottahvsweet: wait noooooooo xsummerxgirl13: NO FAIR!!!! gottahvsweet: that was my dream gottahvsweet: nm xsummerxgirl13: I MISSED THAT?!!?! xsummerxgirl13: damnit |
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fliptheflop2:
i cant wait to go outside and make naked snow(ice) angels!!
xsummerxgirl13: yeah! me too! xsummerxgirl13: oorrrr not fliptheflop2: well you're gonna miss out on the fun xsummerxgirl13: well i'm not goin to be leaving the house..i'm just goin to invite many people over for a wild monkey sex orgy fliptheflop2: oooh, im invited, right?:-* xsummerxgirl13: of course you are fliptheflop2: i love wild monkey sexxxxx xsummerxgirl13: ooooh i know u do fliptheflop2: I think the word sex looks better with more than one X fliptheflop2: like sexx or sexxx or sexxxx xsummerxgirl13: like perhaps three x's |
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BirdMan268487:
you have such a BIG ass
BirdMan268487: its unreal |
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marissaxgrace:
and you know. if somethings illegal, and you dont get caught, its leagal
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fliptheflop2:
lovely...i actually just got outta the shower so i need to go get ready...even
tho im not going anywhere
xsummerxgirl13: o, ok fliptheflop2: haha:-* fliptheflop2: ttyl hott tits xsummerxgirl13: so get ur clothes on damnit fliptheflop2: oh i iz |
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xsummerxgirl13:
i know u want me for christmas marissa :-)
marissaxgrace: fucking right |
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BrittanyEL
11: look at this!! brittanyel11:
Whats goingon ? |
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gottahvsweet:
ive actaully slept with many boys
xsummerxgirl13: i luv sleeping with boys xsummerxgirl13: u dirty whore |
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marissaxgrace:
haha nice icon :-) ^talking about my buddy icon that says, "i'm fuckin hott as hell" |
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Maggiemact:
Going to war over religion, is basically killing people to see whos
got the better imaginary friend
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gottahvsweet:
i believe he's prob kissed a girl
gottahvsweet: maaaybe gottahvsweet: but hes tooooooo goofy gottahvsweet: to have done anything else xsummerxgirl13: lol xsummerxgirl13: exactly gottahvsweet: hahahaha gottahvsweet: his goofy smile gottahvsweet: lookin up at you gottahvsweet: from down below gottahvsweet: somehow xsummerxgirl13: LOLOOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOL gottahvsweet: i think id feel incomfortable xsummerxgirl13: sorry i was laughing to hard to respond at first |
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PistolPete44DH:
hey back
PistolPete44DH: that ass up |
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xsummerxgirl13:
all the stupid things i do. have absolutely no reflection on how i feel
about u how i feel oooh all the stupid things i do have absolutely no
reflection on how i feel about u, how i feel abotu u, yeah
xsummerxgirl13: forgive me marissa marissaxgrace: stop singing. its hurting my eyes. |
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xsummerxgirl13:
i know..danielle & i were having wild monkey sex instead so we couldn't
make it
PistolPete44DH: ohhh PistolPete44DH: i see xsummerxgirl13: u know how it is PistolPete44DH: and where was my invite for the monkey sex? xsummerxgirl13: it must have gotten lost in the mail! that damn us postal service... PistolPete44DH: those bastards |
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xsummerxgirl13:
yes i deff. haven't even looked at the eng. hw
xsummerxgirl13: do u think we'll have ms. mahar back? gymswimski: i dunno but ms. bennet fucking actually checks it gymswimski: what the fuck xsummerxgirl13: fuck gymswimski: i'm wick pissed xsummerxgirl13: shit gymswimski: cause i never do it xsummerxgirl13: that means i have to do gymswimski: EVER xsummerxgirl13: it xsummerxgirl13: FUCKKKKK gymswimski: hahah tell me how you really feel |
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xsummerxgirl13:
marissa what can i do to make u not hate me
marissaxgrace: everything. xsummerxgirl13: okay where do u want me to start? marissaxgrace: on your knees bitch. xsummerxgirl13: my mommy is looking at me funny cuz i'm at the computer on my knees marissaxgrace: good. go tell her you love her to pieces xsummerxgirl13: i did and she asked me what i wanted |
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xsummerxgirl13:
so dylbo what exciting things have u been up to?
PistolPete44DH: um getting drunk lifting weights going to school macking on all the bitches and taking my SATs PistolPete44DH: ALL the bitches PistolPete44DH: lol PistolPete44DH: jk xsummerxgirl13: good for u dylbo :-) lol |
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Dom
Clue: heyy
Dom Clue: hows it hangin xsummerxgirl13: hey there xsummerxgirl13: a little to the left and u? Dom Clue: mine nice and striagh now that i'm talkin to you Dom Clue: hahaha Dom Clue: just kidding Dom Clue: sorta xsummerxgirl13: lol xsummerxgirl13: yeah..i get that a lot Dom Clue: y ou should xsummerxgirl13: fuunnny movie wam bam steel the van Dom Clue: haha i love it Dom Clue: thats still in my info Dom Clue: nice xsummerxgirl13: hey, u wanna make out? Dom Clue: yesssss Dom Clue: shah a xsummerxgirl13: lol..i love sweet lou Dom Clue: um... ok Dom Clue: haha xsummerxgirl13: lol xsummerxgirl13: he's funny Dom Clue: that my porno name xsummerxgirl13: i thought i recognized u Dom Clue: me and my friend kim were makin some up Dom Clue: haha i know Dom Clue: you can the chick he makes out with at the p[arty Dom Clue: she was a babe your babe it works xsummerxgirl13: haha xsummerxgirl13: o, okay Dom Clue: nice Dom Clue: so next time your at emily ;-) Dom Clue: were gona make out Dom Clue: hah a xsummerxgirl13: haha...whatever u say dom Dom Clue: nice Dom Clue: i'll make sure of it xsummerxgirl13: i bet u will Dom Clue: nice but not next weekend Dom Clue: ok Dom Clue: i'm in canada from tuursday at 4 to monday mornign xsummerxgirl13: well that's disappointing Dom Clue: not really it hockey Dom Clue: but i'll think of you every sec. i'm there Dom Clue: just kiddin xsummerxgirl13: lol Dom Clue: i'll give you know like Dom Clue: 5 mins a day xsummerxgirl13: ur so generous Dom Clue: that sounds bout right Dom Clue: when i'm wackin off you Dom Clue: know Dom Clue: haha just kiddin xsummerxgirl13: okkkay then Dom Clue: i don't wack off in hotels Dom Clue: i know what its like to clean a hotel room not a good time whe theres cum and shit all over the bed and what not Dom Clue: hahaha xsummerxgirl13: ur so considerate xsummerxgirl13: lol Dom Clue: i try Dom Clue: haaha xsummerxgirl13: lol Dom Clue: ha so what new up in nippes Dom Clue: i mean nappis Dom Clue: napells xsummerxgirl13: naples xsummerxgirl13: or nipples xsummerxgirl13: it goes by both Dom Clue: i like nipples xsummerxgirl13: me too! Dom Clue: on girls nott guys xsummerxgirl13: well that's good to hear Dom Clue: nice Dom Clue: so will you play with your nipple for me sometime xsummerxgirl13: if i get bored, u never know xsummerxgirl13: lol xsummerxgirl13: jp..i only play with my nipple for sagan Dom Clue: um... fine Dom Clue: can i play with you nipples then xsummerxgirl13: no that's alright, but thanks for the offer Dom Clue: ok Dom Clue: me and sagan were wondering if you want to have a 3some with us xsummerxgirl13: oh of course i would xsummerxgirl13: that would be my dream Dom Clue: nice i love it Dom Clue: sagan said niceee score xsummerxgirl13: lol Dom Clue: i say xsummerxgirl13: sounds like a plan to me Dom Clue: i'm ready i'm hit up rightaid to buy be a pack of condoms Dom Clue: haha xsummerxgirl13: lol xsummerxgirl13: o, okay Dom Clue: or do we not need them Dom Clue: i dono Dom Clue: so Dom Clue: i don't think i can omake this sexual convo go on any longer xsummerxgirl13: haha Dom Clue: i don't thing i can Dom Clue: i'm think reallyhard to xsummerxgirl13: i have faith in u dom Dom Clue: ooo Dom Clue: whilei'm at rite aid you and sagan go gets some whip cream and shit we can have some fun witht hat Dom Clue: that xsummerxgirl13: hahah..i'm sure u would like that Dom Clue: i like a little whipcream withmy tittys Dom Clue: hahaha xsummerxgirl13: ohhh, okay |
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PistolPete44DH:
put goonies head and my sexy body and seductive eys together and you
my friend would be the luckiest lady there
xsummerxgirl13: hahaha..yes indeed PistolPete44DH: that makes u wanna go doesnt it? xsummerxgirl13: it is very tempting |
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fliptheflop2:
im so bored...i think im gonna do something crazy today
fliptheflop2: any ideas? xsummerxgirl13: wild monkey sex in the middle of the mall? xsummerxgirl13: well, i don't know abo;ut u, but i do that on a regular basis fliptheflop2: yah...i do it like once a week fliptheflop2: so it's kinda normal |
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CraZe404CheeKs:
be nice to him or u will see the fro
xsummerxgirl13: GOONIE you are goin to give me nightmares CraZe404CheeKs: thanks CraZe404CheeKs: now ur saying i give u nightmares xsummerxgirl13: no no no..the idea of u with a fro and not a lovely shaved head gives me nightmares |
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gottahvsweet:
a guy?
xsummerxgirl13: no, my lesbian friend with a shaved head |
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fliptheflop2:
4 3 2 1 bye kathleen sweetie pie poopy snoopy loopy
fliptheflop2: did i just fucking say that fliptheflop2: pretend i didnt xsummerxgirl13: lol xsummerxgirl13: oh i will never forget that fliptheflop2: yes you will fliptheflop2: riiight now |
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PrEtTyPiMsTa6907:
G Gh Ghe Ghet Ghett Ghetto Ghett Ghet Ghe Gh G B Bo Boo Boot Booty Boot Boo Bo B |
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xsummerxgirl13:
yes i know..did i tell u i learned to read this year?
fnkyrbrchikn07: whoaaaa kate your wayyyyy ahead of me |
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bigcountry8822:
i love jesus so much i have homo erotic dreams about him
xsummerxgirl13: YOU TOO? xsummerxgirl13: father keegs said the same thing bigcountry8822: nice bigcountry8822: i do want 2 becum a priest xsummerxgirl13: but then he might have been talking about my friends little brother xsummerxgirl13: oh, u've been called by the lord to serve him? bigcountry8822: i didnt say what age jesus was when i dreamt about him |
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SnowBoarD4LIFE30:
u know how much fun it is to kiss a gurl thats a foot shorter then u
r
xsummerxgirl13: oh yes..its great xsummerxgirl13: i luv kissing girls a foot shorter than me |
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Mcnuggets
suck: i miss u to we all have to chill again......ha ha i touched ur
boob ^Emily 3 21 14: and your right your ass is SOOOO NICE but you know my boobs are nicer than my ass Emily 3 21 14: sooo any time you want them give me a call:-* |
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liptheflop2:
there is a definite potential sexual freak opportunity in kanye west....and
if i ever met him, i would not waste that opportunity
fliptheflop2: then i wake up xsummerxgirl13: hahahaha xsummerxgirl13: with morning wood fliptheflop2: hahaa:-D xsummerxgirl13: lol fliptheflop2: yea so im out like mary kate olsen in an obese contest fliptheflop2: oh erika that was so mean xsummerxgirl13: LOLOLOLOL fliptheflop2: haha did u here she has gotten worse?! xsummerxgirl13: no i hadn't! o lord! i'll pray for hear fliptheflop2: shes so fucking skinny...its so gross...my mom said it looks like she does heroin xsummerxgirl13: she does crack duh fliptheflop2: really? xsummerxgirl13: uhh yeah fliptheflop2: is that a fact? fliptheflop2: or did u just pull it outta ur asshole haha xsummerxgirl13: no i pulled it out of my asshole fliptheflop2: oh damn i was getting excited |
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SnowBoarD4LIFE30:
if u give me head i will shave my head
xsummerxgirl13: haha xsummerxgirl13: niiiice try SnowBoarD4LIFE30: wat SnowBoarD4LIFE30: it aint a try u gunna do it xsummerxgirl13: no, but thanks for the offer SnowBoarD4LIFE30: oh ok xsummerxgirl13: goonie u know u really do wanna shave ur head SnowBoarD4LIFE30: well i know i want head SnowBoarD4LIFE30: too xsummerxgirl13: LOL xsummerxgirl13: yes, u want that too xsummerxgirl13: so why don't u satisfy at least one of those desires and shave ur head SnowBoarD4LIFE30: or u could do both i will let u do both of them SnowBoarD4LIFE30: shave my head and give me head |
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xrissaroohoox:
cleaning your room is like dropping the soap on a rope in a prison shower...
what a pain it the ass!
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youlandher:
fucking blows out the ass hole
xsummerxgirl13: :-( youlandher: kinda like a fart but different xsummerxgirl13: lol youlandher: lol xsummerxgirl13: like sucking big hairy monkey balls youlandher: hey who told you xsummerxgirl13: lol youlandher: I MEAN>> |
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xrissaroohoox:
DEEP BREATH KATE
NO HEART ATTACKS ALLOWED ON MY BDAY! |
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Mcnuggets
suck: i miss u to we all have to chill again......ha ha i touched ur
boob
xsummerxgirl13: oh yes xsummerxgirl13: and i don't even think u got to touch my ass xsummerxgirl13: my ass is much nicer than my boob |
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xsummerxgirl13:
wow i hate it when really sketchy kids ask me out randomly
youlandher: yeah youlandher: hey so you wanna go out youlandher: haha xsummerxgirl13: lol xsummerxgirl13: i've met this weirdo once xsummerxgirl13: he just asked me my bra size youlandher: hey youlandher: so whats your bra size xsummerxgirl13: LOL xsummerxgirl13: too big to measure youlandher: oh yeay youlandher: i would measure mine but we dont have a yard stick xsummerxgirl13: LOL youlandher: yeah youlandher: mabye even two xsummerxgirl13: yeah i know how it is youlandher: yeah you do xsummerxgirl13: don't u hate how ppl always are like "hey what's that thing sticking outta ur pants?" and i always have to explain that its just my huge dick youlandher: ALL THE TIME youlandher: on a serious not i am nervous about tomorrow youlandher: cause i am planning on wearing gym shorts youlandher: i dunno how that is goign to work out xsummerxgirl13: LOL youlandher: yeah youlandher: it will be a interesting experience xsummerxgirl13: yeah, playing basketball sucks cuz everyone purposely rubs up all on it youlandher: yeah |
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Seavey
1986: we could make a date out of it
xsummerxgirl13: oh yeah..we could throw up together Seavey 1986: sweet thats sexy xsummerxgirl13: oh yes Seavey 1986: cant wait xsummerxgirl13: yeah...i'm sure throwing up on ur feet will really turn u on Seavey 1986: yea it will Seavey 1986: will it turn u on xsummerxgirl13: of course |
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youlandher:
i am just such a sexy bastard, i have anti-hot girl repellant that i
gotta wear from time to time
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PistolPete44DH:
u ready to go back to book learnin and do some cipherin'?
PistolPete44DH: do some noodlin' and studyin on xsummerxgirl13: i might be done ready for that there learnin'...i do think i be learning to read chapter books this year! PistolPete44DH: ya dont say? PistolPete44DH: with no pichas? xsummerxgirl13: nope, none of them pichas at all...i'm in the advancimacated class PistolPete44DH: i reckos yous a gonna be the first in our whole state to gradutate high school PistolPete44DH: us a gonna make ur ma and paw so darned proud xsummerxgirl13: whoa whoa whoa...i reckon i gotta graduate 8th grade first PistolPete44DH: i reckon xsummerxgirl13: well i got to be up with the sunrise to feed the chickens and milk dem cows so i reckon i ought to be off to sleep PistolPete44DH: ok PistolPete44DH: i cant think of any more PistolPete44DH: lol |
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Prettyinpink3509:
is leo ur boyfrend or ur cuzzin ur sumthin cuz ur away message usually
says sumthin bout him???
xsummerxgirl13: lol, leo is a girl |
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xsummerxgirl13:
good story!
bball4ever57: thanks, im available for weddings, bar mitvahs and funerals |
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xsummerxgirl13:
o that reminds me, my entire soccer team says happy birthday
Seavey 1986: tell them i say thanx xsummerxgirl13: yeah, my friend emily wanted to call you up, but i didn't have ur number, lol Seavey 1986: lol ok xsummerxgirl13: yeah..my soccer team is pretty special Seavey 1986: i want to meet them xsummerxgirl13: they will all want to do u tho seavey..how will i keeep them off u? Seavey 1986: i dont no Seavey 1986: but im tied to u so i wont let them xsummerxgirl13: o, ok Seavey 1986: i wouldnt want to cheat on ui xsummerxgirl13: o ur such a sweetheart, but i ur making me feel guilty, i have a confession to make xsummerxgirl13: i cheated on u with corinne xsummerxgirl13: and leo Seavey 1986: wut ]:O Seavey 1986: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Seavey 1986: lol xsummerxgirl13: lol xsummerxgirl13: will u ever be able to forgive me? Seavey 1986: ahh im not sure baby thats real deep |
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xsummerxgirl13:
why are u unpacking ur suitcase? where did u go?
limpbaby4eva24: mass xsummerxgirl13: u took a suitcase to praise jesus? limpbaby4eva24: haha...yes you know how long i stay at church...you just cant drag me outta that place |
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BoondockSaintdh:
if i had a penis for a nose would u still love me?
xsummerxgirl13: personally i think it would be better..no more fumbling with a zipper BoondockSaintdh: ah yes BoondockSaintdh: and i could be accurately referred to as dickface xsummerxgirl13: it certainly would be conversation starter BoondockSaintdh: an ice breaker BoondockSaintdh: but what if it had erectile dysfunction and just sat there like bob dole's useless pecker and couldnt even be helped by viagra and was flatulant and useless and black and rotting? BoondockSaintdh: what then kate? xsummerxgirl13: we could make it work |
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xsummerxgirl13:
LOL..the guy on this movie just said he had lessons to learn how to
have sex like an american
M xz M an 97: hahaha M xz M an 97: not like i can xsummerxgirl13: LOL xsummerxgirl13: oh i know ;-) M xz M an 97: like last night M xz M an 97: i know i was not bad but you M xz M an 97: damn girl! M xz M an 97: that was amazing!:-D |
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xsummerxgirl13:for
the hell of it coach threw me in as striker for the last 10 minutes
RissaRooHoo: hahaha did you score me one?! xsummerxgirl13: lol, i tried, i almost had a beauty but the net moved a foot in the wrong way RissaRooHoo: hahah I HATE IT WHEN IT DOES THAT! xsummerxgirl13: lol RissaRooHoo: lol :-) it does that to me all the time RissaRooHoo: lol no joke |
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flip
the flop 2: ok i need to make a request
xsummerxgirl13: and what is that? flip the flop 2: you need to take some hott stripper pictures of me this year for your website flip the flop 2: these are very....interesting flip the flop 2: no...more like...fucked up man flip the flop 2: haha xsummerxgirl13: lol flip the flop 2: some SEDUCCCINNNG ones flip the flop 2: or jsut some normal "i look stoned" pictures will do |
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xsummerxgirl13:
well todd will get to see u eat
xsummerxgirl13: lol Keeley3451: i don't want to eat cause im not hungry like at all hahahahah xsummerxgirl13: LOLOL Keeley3451: he said he's going to make me Keeley3451: i will just be like uhhh im going to go to the bathroom and i will make throw up noises Keeley3451: hahahahahah xsummerxgirl13: LOLOLOLOL..omg that would be halarious Keeley3451: i will be like.... oh god i need to throw up now Keeley3451: RIGHT TODD xsummerxgirl13: lol xsummerxgirl13: be like..hey todd can u hold my hair back for me while i throw up? Keeley3451: hahahahhaha |
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xsummerxgirl13:
marissa's rubbin off on us
Dsonniges gettoC: hahah yeah she is Dsonniges gettoC: that lil rubber Dsonniges gettoC: hahah xsummerxgirl13: lol xsummerxgirl13: she does like to rub alright xsummerxgirl13: but don't we all ;-) Dsonniges gettoC: hahah we sure do love to rub Dsonniges gettoC: :-P |
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xsummerxgirl13:
all the drama! i'm glad i'm one of those single ppl who just goes around
doin ppl
xsummerxgirl13: lol charazmatic2 9 6: lol charazmatic2 9 6: katie makes her rounds charazmatic2 9 6: lol xsummerxgirl13: lol xsummerxgirl13: o yes xsummerxgirl13: and damn do i like it! |
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xsummerxgirl13:
thanks for u help
Keeley3451: anytime butt Keeley3451: I mean bud |
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Dsonniges
gettoC: i ran around the mall and got run over by lots of ppl
xsummerxgirl13: lol Dsonniges gettoC: there was soo many ppl there! xsummerxgirl13: haha Dsonniges gettoC: i was like OMG GO HOME!!! |
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flip
the flop 2: are you tannn
xsummerxgirl13: yes, i'm currently workin on my skin cancer xsummerxgirl13: but i think i could better flip the flop 2: sweeet flip the flop 2: im so scared of getting skin cancer...sometimes i'll go outside to get tan but i realize im laying in shade |
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BrittanyEL11:
SLUT!!!
BrittanyEL11: i know what you do with all the guys BrittanyEL11: haha xsummerxgirl13: lol BrittanyEL11: you naughty little girl |
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Keeley3451:
baby baby baby you cock tease you
xsummerxgirl13: what did i do this time! Keeley3451: i want to feel you from the inside out xsummerxgirl13: good to know |
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bigmoefa17:
i got a queen bed
bigmoefa17: room for 2 xsummerxgirl13: LOL bigmoefa17: maybe 3 if another girl HAD to sleep on top of me, but what guy would want that? xsummerxgirl13: yeah..it would be an inconvience, but u would manage bigmoefa17: maybe bigmoefa17: 4, but i would take the floor cause im a nice guy like that xsummerxgirl13: lol xsummerxgirl13: and if we all just got caught up in the moment and started makin out it would be no big deal bigmoefa17: not at all bigmoefa17: of course then the video camera and stand would have to be set up |
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LuvGirlBaby13:
so what ru gunna do with ur free time ms. kate
xsummerxgirl13: have wild sex at big lots with sexy walmart employees xsummerxgirl13: O:-) LuvGirlBaby13: hahah LuvGirlBaby13: dude i bet u would to xsummerxgirl13: LOLOL LuvGirlBaby13: just so u could get the big bed to screw more men on xsummerxgirl13: DDDDAAMMMNNN RIIIIIGHTTT LuvGirlBaby13: and so u could have a bed that could support ur weight LuvGirlBaby13: since nothing else can LuvGirlBaby13: lol LuvGirlBaby13: i was surprise it actually good |
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BrittanyEL11:
i saw your mom today shes so awesome haha
BrittanyEL11: shes the woman! xsummerxgirl13: who? BrittanyEL11: your mom xsummerxgirl13: LOL xsummerxgirl13: o yeah BrittanyEL11: she is!! BrittanyEL11: im like Damn Laura your the woman!! |
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Alienworkshop212:
am i really your favoitizzle mexican?
xsummerxgirl13: damn right u are Alienworkshop212: o yeahh Alienworkshop212: im not a dirty one am i ? xsummerxgirl13: hahahah...only sometimes Alienworkshop212: damn i have to work on that xsummerxgirl13: lol Alienworkshop212: im dying my hair tomorrow xsummerxgirl13: blonde? Alienworkshop212: so i can be more mexican Alienworkshop212: fuck no xsummerxgirl13: LOL Alienworkshop212: im not gay xsummerxgirl13: haha Alienworkshop212: i would look so funny with blonde hair xsummerxgirl13: u would look hott u know it |
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SnowBoarD4LIFE30:
u hsould meet my new friend dylan
xsummerxgirl13: does his head feel like urs? SnowBoarD4LIFE30: no xsummerxgirl13: :-( that's alright, i'll be nice to him ne way xsummerxgirl13: lol SnowBoarD4LIFE30: bigger xsummerxgirl13: LOL |
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bigmoefa17:
839----, call it if you want a ride or if your just plain old horny
bigmoefa17: either way |
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EJW
s c r 09: poo face, is our game home tomorrow?
xsummerxgirl13: yes it is my love EJW s c r 09: ooo yayyy....againts who? xsummerxgirl13: the so po hos EJW s c r 09: haha yay EJW s c r 09: thaz where you shud go ho xsummerxgirl13: y would i wanna go to school with all ur twins EJW s c r 09: haha true |
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xsummerxgirl13:
what's up balla?
BoondockSaintdh: chillin like a villain BoondockSaintdh: bein sore from lifting today xsummerxgirl13: yeah i know that feeling, u know with all the extensive lifting i do xsummerxgirl13: i can bench 350..u know how i do BoondockSaintdh: 350 grams? BoondockSaintdh: ounces? xsummerxgirl13: hey!! xsummerxgirl13: ur so mean BoondockSaintdh: lol BoondockSaintdh: im just kidding, ur a beef cake |
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gymswimski:
SCHOOL IS OVER:-)
xsummerxgirl13: YAY xsummerxgirl13: we are free' gymswimski: thank jesus xsummerxgirl13: o i do luv that man xsummerxgirl13: jesus that is xsummerxgirl13: but u know who i luv more? gymswimski: who!?? gymswimski: jacob, matthew, mark, luke, john? xsummerxgirl13: VIN DIESEL! |
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xsummerxgirl13:
its a large conspiracy
BoondockSaintdh: i know it is BoondockSaintdh: everyones out to get me BoondockSaintdh: lol xsummerxgirl13: or do u xsummerxgirl13: either way |
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xsummerxgirl13:
i wish i could drive so i could be a bad kid and go to see harry potter
while my parents aren't home!
BoondockSaintdh: lol BoondockSaintdh: u are a rebel xsummerxgirl13: yup 8-) that's me |
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xsummerxgirl13:
we went in a stretch navigator :-D
LiLkElS4127: WOW kates a gangster |
