"With soap baptism is a good thing. ---- Robert Ingersoll
"Frisbeetarianism, n: The belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck"
"Better to be unborn than untaught, for ignorance is the root of all misfortune" ---- Plato
"Religion is comparable to a childhood neurosis" ---- Sigmund Freud
"An Atheist believes that a hospital should be built instead of a church. An Atheist believes that deed must be done instead of prayer said. An Atheist strives for involvement in life and not escape into death. He wants disease conquered, poverty vanished, war eliminated."
---- Madalyn Murray O'Hair
"Science has done more for the development of western civilzation in one hundred years than christianity did in eighteen hundred years" ---- John Burroughs
"I refuse to prove that I exist", says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith, I am nothing."
"Oh," says man, "but the Babel Fish is a dead give-away, isn't it? It proves You exist, and so therefore You don't. Q.E.D"
"Oh, I hadn't thought if that." says God, who promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.
[ Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy]
" If Jesus had been killed 20 years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little Electric Chairs around their necks instead of crosses" ----- Lenny Bruce
"A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no religious basis is necessary. Man would be indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear of punishment and hope of reward after death" ---- Albert Einstein
"what you should say to outsiders that a Christian has neither more nor less rights in our Association than an Atheist. When our platform becomes too narrow for people of all creeds and of no creeds, I myself shall not stand upon it." ---- Susan B. Anthony
"If only more Christians read their bibles there'd be less Christians" ---- Derek W. Clayton
"Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religous conviction"
---- Blaise Pascal
"Vain are the thousand creeds that move men's hearts, unutterably vain, worthless as wither'd weeds." ---- Emily Bronte
"The United States of America should have a foundation free from the influence of clergy."
---- President George Washington
"Leave the matter of religion to the family altar, the church and the private schools, supported entirely by private contributions. Keep the church and state forever separated."
---- President Ulysses S. Grant
"I do not believe that any type of religion should ever be introduced into the public schools of the United States." ---- Thomas Edison
"All thinking men are Atheists." ---- Ernest Hemmingway
"Say what you will about the sweet miracle of unquestioning faith, I consider a capacity for it terrifying and absolutely vile." ---- Kurt Vonnegut
"Mystical explanations are considered deep. The truth is that they are not even superficial."
---- Friedrich Nietzsche
"It is an interesting and demonstrable fact, that all children are Atheists and were religion not inculcated into their minds, they would remain so." ----Ernestine Rose
"Ministers say that they teach charity. That is natural. They live on hand-outs. All beggars teach that others should give." ---- Robert Ingersoll
