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{Bartok} no way i play agaist opponet's who knows the rules!

{TAG|Spin} What I like about Matrix is that the fights aren't as "fake" as in most movies

{ErtaiAFK} My opponent just attacked with a wall of spears, doesnt he have to sacrifice a creature?!?!

{Ertai} I can't accept my father's death =( {Ertai} well, the reason for that is probably that he's still alive

{ExDeathTC} Tox: I can stop anytime I wanted to if I wanted to I just don't wanna stop y'know what I mean?!?!?! Y'know y'know y'know?!?!

{ExDeathJ2} She's pretty hot for a 4 yr old {ExDeathJ2} I'd do her

{Veachian6} I lost my virginity to a tree :D

{CapCrunch} the mosquitos bite me in the most unknown places, like, my balls

{timebomb} what kind of idiot misspells masterbate?

{Scott|scr} and i cna spell

(@Vilica): They have elections in Canada?

{Tacologic} Victory is about as playable as Celestial Convergence {Shelt} Whats wrong with Convergence?

(@MattR-): i masturbate a lot (@Gromph): cool!

{MattR-} im a savage masturbator.

{[3LX|Mjn} would any of my teammates like to unban me from team channel?

(+Sniper187): just walk up to her and be like "i'd like to make a deposit.... may i put my penis inside you for safe keeping?" :(

(_7alex88): my opponent casts a wax wany on my chimeric idol what happens? [23:21:11] (_7AIM|drv): I think alex88 is ruleslawyering'

(Dohboy): what ports do you call and wait from? (DragonAsh): Rishadan ones.

{BF|Mudz} i tried to give it to my dog from the back, it bit one of my testicles and now everyone calls me ol' one nut

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{John-NY} Tsabos Assassin is awsome {John-NY} I use him maindeck in trix (PeRRi_Off): !cardinfo {trix}

(_12LX|XMO): if i pumped up morphling to a -2/7 and attacked would my opp gain life?

(Tempesata): is tournament single or double elimination? gauntlet or duel? (@pai|TCHJ): swiss tempesata (Tempesata): crap, i dunno swiss

{Gromph} english pls :P

{_0dabhoys} I've registered my security code what do I do now || {_0feldo} press alt + f4 for pairings dabhoys ||*** _0dabhoys has quit IRC (Quit: )

[20:42] {V|nce} omg dad left [20:42] {V|nce} i can have porn w/ sound now [20:42] {V|nce} kickass

{TheNoid} I actually got my DCI number revoked 2 years ago because I didn't enter my real first name =[

(@_6RF|Maul): last 3 round, i was losing, then i turn on eye of the tiger by rocky and i make an incredible comeback, ima take my discman irl so when i losing i can slap on some eye of the tiger

{[0XE|TMaN} Why does this league need five bots? {Bearden} TMan, to ban you

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[13:34] {_6FX|187} i tried casting blastoderm [13:34] {_6FX|187} with 4 mountains [13:34] {_6FX|187} and argued that i was right for 15 mins [13:34] {_6FX|187} even had to get a ruling from the HJ

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