Making fun of Wild_Mage

This is going to be a long read. So sit down and relax. This all started because of a tourney report of Pro Tour Chicago 2000, which can be found on the DoJo. The writer of the report wrote about Mike Wilson, a.k.a. Wild_Mage on irc. Some people on IRC read that and are making jokes about the vocabulary of Wild_Mage. So first the report, then some chatting:


Round 6: Mike Wilson #208 - U/B/R control

Game 1: He plays his nether, Cremates my Nether Spirit after they bounce, counters my counter, Rages my second Nether Spirit when I Fact or Fiction a third Nether into my graveyard, and Voids me for three after I Recoil my own Nether spirit to get around the Rage. He may have Voided my Air Elemental in there too. It was, as he would say: "Savage! Smashed your face! Savage!" Apparently Mike Wilson is the biggest fan of MtG lingo in the world, as "Savage!" and "Smashed his face in!" were uttered no less than 400 times each.
Meanwhile, I think I'm utterly foo-bared. This guy has maindeck Cremates, great ways to get my spirits into my GY, un-counterable spells, multiple maindeck Misdirections. It's like the anti-nether go deck. How in the world am I going to win?

Game 2: I get Millstone into play turn 2. It's a good card. He plays spirit, beats on me with it for awhile. At some point, I get his spirit into his graveyard (maybe with Decree?), then on my turn I play another Millstone and double mill another spirit into his graveyard. He shouts out "Savage!" and "Smashed my face in!" a few dozen more times. Now he has to win with Rage; shouldn't be too hard, it's un-counterable and I'm not going to kill him before he gets to 12 land. When he gets to 12 land (I'm at six from various painland and nether beats), he taps out to Rage me for 10, but I have a Misdirection. Do you know how easy it is to back up a Misdirection with countermagic when your opponent is tapping 12 mana? He had two Misdirection backup, but I had Disrupt ("Savage!") and Power Sink for 1 ("He's smashing my face in!") I think I actually heard onlookers giggling behind me. It doesn't get much cooler than Disrupting a Misdirection, on a Rage switch-a-roo no less.

Game 3: I have to burn both my Misdirections early to get the advantage I want with nethers/stones, and basically spend the rest of the game with my double millstone (and later, air elemental as well) racing his ability to get to 12 mana and Rage me twice (I'm at 19). He finally Fact or Fictions to try to get the land he needs, but that chews up enough of his library that I able to mill him out before he can get them both off. basically, I get lucky milling his lands alot and win the race.

"Savage!" "He smashed my face in!"

3-1-2


Here’s the log of Lachlann. I’ll start with his private messaging with Scrubmike. After that, there will be the log of #TheUnforgiven where Lachlann was chatting about this too. The lines starting with ":" are said by Lachlann of course. Enjoy!

Session Start: Thu Dec 07 07:31:56 2000
: God I hate you. :(
(ScrubMike): yer shit ;[
: Same to you buddy :(
(ScrubMike): same to me!
(ScrubMike): :P
: Savage!
: I smashed his face in!
: heh.
(ScrubMike): hoho
: I so have to make fun of Wilson for that :(
(ScrubMike): yup ;[
: Is he really that bad?
(ScrubMike): he says savage a LOT
(ScrubMike): :P
: God.
: How?!
(ScrubMike): esp. when he's high lol
(ScrubMike): how what?
: I can't seem to work it in to my vocabulary half as much as I would like. :(
(ScrubMike): lol
: Partly because I like to mix things in a little.
: I should take lessons.
: heh.
(ScrubMike): just randomly say "savage"
: Savage!
(ScrubMike): when it's totally unrelated to anything
(ScrubMike): indeed!
: like that?
: Mad wicked tight savage beatings!
(ScrubMike): savage!
(ScrubMike): nonono
(ScrubMike): it's
: Savage indeed!
(ScrubMike): "i'm about to savagely mise some wicked tight beatings!"
(ScrubMike): etc
: I know what it is
: I changed it
(ScrubMike): heh
(ScrubMike): savage!
: because I'm like that.
: And because I'm savage.
: <-- savage!
(ScrubMike): you are a savage miser!
: I SWEAR
: THE NEXT TIME I TALK WITH ONE MICHAEL "SAVAGE!" WILSON
(ScrubMike): lol
: I WILL SAY "SAVAGE!" NO LESS THEN 100 TIMES.
(ScrubMike): lawl
: Just so I can try to be 1/4th as savage as he is.
(ScrubMike): just a 1/4!
: I'm only starting with the whole savage thing.
(ScrubMike): indeed
: He's a savage professional!
(ScrubMike): savage wilson has LOTS of practice!
(ScrubMike): but soon, if you walk the path of savageness
: his practice habits are obviously savage.
(ScrubMike): you too can mise wicked tight beatings!
(ScrubMike): savage!
: But can I savagely mise wicked tight beatings?
: That's the question.
: And that would be savage.
(ScrubMike): if you practice enough :o
: Oh I will.
: If only I could be savage like Mike.
: And play bad decks like UBR on tour. :(
(ScrubMike): mike is sooooooooooo savage!
: Mike is savagely wicked tight btings!
: He'll smash my face in!
: heh.
(ScrubMike): no doot aboot it!
: Savage!
(ScrubMike): how's this for savage:
(ScrubMike): do you want to play apprentice?
(ScrubMike): i want to have sex with your mother
: You smashed his face in!
: Savage!
(ScrubMike): smash!
: Would having $540 in my bank account make me savage?
(ScrubMike): umm
(ScrubMike): semi-savage
(ScrubMike): only if it's $540 american though
: OH no.
: It is definitely not USD.
(ScrubMike): if it's $540 canadian, like
(ScrubMike): that MIGHT fill up my gas tank :/
: $540 is still alot of money :(
(ScrubMike): and it's half full right now ;[
(ScrubMike): and it's a small gas tank ;[
: $540 CDN is still like $250 US :(
(ScrubMike): lol ;[
(ScrubMike): savage!
(ScrubMike): USD smashes canadian $$'s face in!
: And if your tank can suck up $250US worth of gas
: that is the most savage tank ever.
: And it's at that point that some random car smashes it's face in.
: And you are like "savage! it smashed my face in!"
: btw
: I need a list of Mike Wilson's Savage Smash Your Face In ubr deck is sh1t.
: have one?
: heh.
(ScrubMike): no i don't ;[
(ScrubMike): but like
(ScrubMike): it's nether go
: I need to have substance
(ScrubMike): w/ 4 rages and 3 voids ;[
: behind talking shit on it.
: heh
(ScrubMike): no ak's ;[
: no quakes?
(ScrubMike): the only red cards are 4 rages, 3 void
: And I'm missing 6 of them lol :(
(ScrubMike): lol ;[
: I actually have a Void lol :(
(ScrubMike): just play evil eye ;[
(ScrubMike): he was playing 2 recall too btw
: I think I have 2 original Evil Eyes1
: !
: Savage!
: All I remember is one day he told me he had 14 drawers in the deck
(ScrubMike): face smashings!
: and he said 3 of them were Tsabo's Webs.
: heh.
(ScrubMike): heh
: I was like
: Web can't be THAT important lol.
(ScrubMike): ak or no ;[
(ScrubMike): well
: AK is savage!
(ScrubMike): ubr is more vulnerable to bowl :/
: I lol'd at him for playing like Brainstorm and no AK.
(ScrubMike): and ports hurt more too
: it is very vulnerable to bowl
: but 3 MAIN!
(ScrubMike): lol
(ScrubMike): indeed
(ScrubMike): :/
: I can see 1
: maybe 2
: but 3 oh my!
(ScrubMike): put evil eyes in :/
(ScrubMike): evil is so savage!
: evil eyes are savage!
(ScrubMike): eye*
: I must see what my state of Evil Eyes are.
: I know at one time I had 2 original Evil Eyes.
(ScrubMike): savage
: I'm not so sure right now though. brb.
: I have no Evil Eyes!
: Savage!
: I'll have to pay $1 to pick up a couple WB ones.
: Savage!
(ScrubMike): your face got smashed!
: Someone smashed my face!
: Smashed my face right in.
(ScrubMike): savage!
: Is there anything else he says way too much?
(ScrubMike): umm
: that I can add to the savage beatings that will be my making fun of him.
(ScrubMike): not that i can think of offhand :/
(ScrubMike): ohohoh
(ScrubMike): that's an ANIMAL!!!!
(ScrubMike): phil
(ScrubMike): you
(ScrubMike): are
(ScrubMike): an
(ScrubMike): ANIMAL!
: I am an animal!
: IN THE SACK!
: BAHAHAHAHHAHA
(ScrubMike): err
(ScrubMike): no
(ScrubMike): the sack smashes your face!
: Oh wait
: that has yet to be proven.
: :(
: btw mif wants you :(
: MIF
(ScrubMike): ;[
(ScrubMike): i know ;[
: MIF!!
(ScrubMike): omg, you're so cute!
: She was like he's cute
: i was like "well how do you know?!"
: "you can't see his face!"
(ScrubMike): mike, can i ravage your young supple body?!?!?!?!?!?!
(ScrubMike): ;[
: "sure he's got a savage ass and all.. but you can't see his face!"
(ScrubMike): v. frowncausing ;[
(ScrubMike): lol
: "i've got good imagination!"
(ScrubMike): i DO have a savage ass
: you need to grow some facial hair
: be a man :(
(ScrubMike): hey
(ScrubMike): i got a goatee, you just can't tell in the pic ;[
(ScrubMike): cuz like
(ScrubMike): it's blonde lol ;[
: I got a goatee
: but it's shit.
: and I'm shaving it
(ScrubMike): blonde goatees are funny ;[
: actually it's only like 4-5 days of growth
: but still :(
(ScrubMike): i found out that it's very european :/
(ScrubMike): so mebbe
: <-- sideburns kind of man.
(ScrubMike): that will make chicks want me :/
(ScrubMike): i can't grow sideburns :/
: I can't grow a goatee
: like at all :(
(ScrubMike): cuz like
(ScrubMike): my sideburns would be blonde
(ScrubMike): and patchy
(ScrubMike): and right now
(ScrubMike): my hair is red :/
: then dye it blonde
(ScrubMike): it would look odd
: and grow in sideburns!
(ScrubMike): lol
: that would be savage!
(ScrubMike): i would look dumb w/ sideburns
(ScrubMike): :o
: I've had my sideburns since i was like 17
(ScrubMike): heh
: back when I could barely grow them in.
: But like now
: I'd immediately lose like3 years off my look
: if I shaved em
: no lies :(
(ScrubMike): same
: like I've done it.
(ScrubMike): i'd look approximately 12 if i shaved my goatee :/
: Last Christmas I shaved my sideburns.
: I LOOKED LIKE I WAS 14.
(ScrubMike): maybe 12 and a half :/
: Hell, if I shave I look like I'm 16. :(
: that's why I regularly don't shave for like 2-3 days.
: Sometimes even more heh.
(ScrubMike): savage!
(ScrubMike): i'm getting book warez :o
: Did you see what I just called WoHo in #tu ?
(ScrubMike): have you ever red ender's game?
: that, my friend, is savage.
: no.
: i don't read.
(ScrubMike): lol
(ScrubMike): sandnigger!
(ScrubMike): you smashed his face!
: Indeed I did!
(ScrubMike): someone
(ScrubMike): should show
: God
(ScrubMike): these logs to wilson
: for mornings
(ScrubMike): :o
(ScrubMike): !!!!!
: these chats are amazing!
(ScrubMike): this is so funny
(ScrubMike): !
(ScrubMike): I'll smash your face in!
(ScrubMike): It'll be savage!
(ScrubMike): lol
(ScrubMike): you're an animal!
(ScrubMike): fun fun fun ! L:D
(ScrubMike): I'm AN ANIMAL!!
(ScrubMike): ANIMAL!!!! RRROOOOWWWWRRRR!
(ScrubMike): LOL!
(ScrubMike): savage!
(ScrubMike): :P
: These chats are savage.
: Well they were at least. :(
(ScrubMike): indeed
(ScrubMike): i'm back to reading now i think ;[
: Who reads? :(
: (WoHo_O): SAVAGE!
: (WoHo_O): MY COMP HAS A VIRUS AND I CANT AC!
: (WoHo_O): ANIMAL! :D
: : WoHo you're an animal!
: : Your computer just smashed your face in!
: (WoHo_O): IM AN ANIMAL! ILL EAT U UP AND SPIT J00 UP!
: (WoHo_O): :D
: (WoHo_O): MY COMP SMASHED MY PHACE IN "{
: SAVAGE!
(ScrubMike): lol
(ScrubMike): rofl
: WoHo is taking it too far
: just like a european, he's abusing the slang :(
* /msg: not connected to server (line 142, last.mrc)
: just like a european, he's abusing the slang :(
(ScrubMike): yup ;[
: Misusing it too :(
(ScrubMike): yup ;[
: I'm gonna smash his face in :(
(ScrubMike): if i have to listen to him much longer
(ScrubMike): i'm going to smash my own face ;[
: I'll smash my own face in
: with a bullet to the brain
: :(
: Why do I even bother reading stuff on the net?
: Most of it just makes me want to go on a face-smashing rampage. :(
(ScrubMike): yeah
(ScrubMike): like your mom ;[
: I'll smash your mom's face in
: WITH MY CACK
: ;(
: and then she'd be like
: "SAVAGE!"
: "YOU SMASHED MY FACE IN!"
(ScrubMike): :{
: And I'd be like
: "YEAH! I'M AN ANIMAL!
: "I SMASHED YOUR FACE IN!"
: sfa. :(


Log of #TheUnforgiven:

*** Joins: WoHo_O ([email protected])
(WoHo_O): lach no hi ? :[
: HI SANDNIGGER
(WoHo_O): HI SNOWNIGGA!
(WoHo_O): :D
(+ScrubMike): lach just smashed your face woho!
: Savage!
(+ScrubMike): phil = savage!
: It's supposed to snow today :(
(WoHo_O): savage beast! :D
(+ScrubMike): it's snowing here ;[
(WoHo_O): its supposed to rain today :[
(WoHo_O): lach
(WoHo_O): im coming to canada
: I'm an ANIMAL!
(WoHo_O): my mom baught plain tickets :[
: WoHo_O: Come to worlds!
: I'll smash your face!
(WoHo_O): worlds?
: It'll be savage!
(WoHo_O): wat do ja mean?
: worlds magical card tournament.
(+ScrubMike): magical cards are savage
(WoHo_O): hr00m
: The Worlds magical cards tournament will be savage.
(WoHo_O): worlds r in canada?
: Yes sir.
(WoHo_O): w00t ! :D
(WoHo_O): I might cum then! :D
(+Stupor): I'll be there, and dager, and MattR
: That would be savage!
: AND ME
: Can't forget that.
(WoHo_O): oh my ! :D
(WoHo_O): im startin to get scared :[
(+ScrubMike): so savage!
(WoHo_O): u guys will rape me :[
: Toronto Ontario August 6-12.
(+ScrubMike): woho ;[
(+ScrubMike): only once ;[
: I will rape you indeed.
: I'll smash your face in!
: It'll be savage!
(WoHo_O): lol
(+ScrubMike): you're an animal!
(WoHo_O): fun fun fun ! L:D
: I'm AN ANIMAL!!
(WoHo_O): ANIMAL!!!! RRROOOOWWWWRRRR!
: LOL!
(+ScrubMike): savage!
: WoHo_O: You ANIMAL!
(WoHo_O): lach when is worlds?
: August 6-12.
(WoHo_O): I am not an animal :[ and I dont like animal sex :[ fuck u :[
(WoHo_O): august is wen ?
: Before September
(+ScrubMike): lol
(+Stupor): lol
: and after July.
(WoHo_O): wen's september :[
: I JUST TOLD YOU
: BEFORE SEPTEMBER AND AFTER JULY
: IF YOU DON'T START LISTENING TO ME
: I'M GONNA SMASH YOUR FACE IN
(+Stupor): About 220 days away
(WoHo_O): lol
(WoHo_O): r j00 serius?
: yes.
(+ScrubMike): he's as serious
(+ScrubMike): as an animal!
(WoHo_O): lol
(WoHo_O): ANIMAL!
(WoHo_O): :D
(+ScrubMike): SAVAGE!
(WoHo_O): lol
(WoHo_O): SAVAGE!
(WoHo_O): :D
(WoHo_O): imma AC :D
(+ScrubMike): lol
(+ScrubMike): later sandnigger :o
: Savage!
(WoHo_O): hmm...
: Go AC you ANIMAL
(WoHo_O): sec lemme think of a werd for american
(+ScrubMike): lol
(WoHo_O): lach help me out ...
(+ScrubMike): SFA works :/
(WoHo_O): americans r just niggas arent they ?
: SFA is savage.
(+Stupor): yea
(WoHo_O): wtf is SFA?
(+ScrubMike): SFA = very savage
(WoHo_O): Shut Fuck ap?
: SFA is about as good as it gets
(+ScrubMike): Stupid Fucking American
(WoHo_O): wtf is SFA?
(WoHo_O): wtf is SFA?
(WoHo_O): wtf is SFA?
(WoHo_O): ah
(WoHo_O): lawl
: stupid fucking american
(WoHo_O): I need something wid nigga
(+Stupor): Stupid fucking american
(WoHo_O): ill just call u dumbnigga: [
(+ScrubMike): ;[
(+Stupor): lol
(+ScrubMike): not so savage ;[
(WoHo_O): SAVAGE!
(WoHo_O): ANIMAL!
(WoHo_O): ROWR!
(WoHo_O): AC TIME :D
(+ScrubMike): lololol
(+Stupor): L'état c'est moi.
: C'est toi, vraiment.
: heh.
: I couldn't think of a good word for indeed. :(
(WoHo_O): oh btw
(WoHo_O): I like the new talk style!
(WoHo_O): SAVAGE! :D
: That's the Mike Wilson chats.
: aka Wild_Mage, of course.
: Now you have to start making gay smileys like the one that follows.
: :}
: Example being:
: SAVAGE! :}
: Or
: He smashed my face in. :{
(WoHo_O): :{ is too gay even for me :[
: That is the Mike Wilson smiley of choice.
: Making it savage by definition.
*** Quits: WoHo_O (Ping timeout for WoHo_O[ppp-91-101.tau.ac.il])
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(WoHo_O): SAVAGE!
(WoHo_O): MY COMP HAS A VIRUS AND I CANT AC!
(WoHo_O): ANIMAL! :D
: WoHo you're an animal!
: Your computer just smashed your face in!
(WoHo_O): IM AN ANIMAL! ILL EAT U UP AND SPIT J00 UP!
(WoHo_O): :D
(WoHo_O): MY COMP SMASHED MY PHACE IN "{
(WoHo_O): facken comp :[
(WoHo_O): lach did u work in garbage?
: yes :(
: It was savage!
: I smashed it's face in!
(+ScrubMike): woho your comp is a savage animal :}
(WoHo_O): SAVAGENESS!!!!
: WoHo is such an animal!
: :}
: this channel should be renamed #Wild_Mage after these chats
: lol.
(WoHo_O): ANIMAL SEX!
(WoHo_O): :D
(+ScrubMike): >:{
*** Disconnected
*** Rejoined channel #theunforgiven
*** Quits: Lachlann (Read error to Lachlann[SHW5-59.accesscable.net]: Connection reset by peer)
: Savage!
: My cable modem smashed my face in!
(WoHo_O): LOL!
(WoHo_O): :D
*** WoHo_O was kicked by CantuAWAY (Text flood detected - tempban 30 s)
: Savage!
: Cantu smashed his face in!
(+TheBrain): wassup with you saying Savage ?
(+TheBrain): like, WoHo says it too, all of a sudden.
(+ScrubMike): dude
: We're making fun of a certain Wild_Mage.
: heh.
(+ScrubMike): it's mike wilson lingo
(+ScrubMike): savage!
(+TheBrain): lol.
: It started in /msgs between me and Mike
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(+TheBrain): like Brain Hacker's Huge! ?
: and it just sorta leaked into this channel.
: btw
: to get what we mean
: read this report
: one sec i have to get the url.
(+TheBrain): k.
: http://www.thedojo.com/t001/ptchi.001205ddu.shtml
: Round 6 vs Mike Wilson
(+TheBrain): who's report is that ?
(WoHo_O): can I pls get a hey savage from da chan ? :[
: Dan Dubois
(+TheBrain): HEY SAVAGE !
: Pizzatog on all chats.
: WoHo_O: You're an animal!
(WoHo_O): pizzatog is the gayest nick eva :[
: good enough? :(
(WoHo_O): although it will work in sex chats
(WoHo_O): hi I wanna eat you!
(WoHo_O): :D
(WoHo_O): D:D::D:DD::D:D:D:D:D:D:DD:D:D:
(WoHo_O): :o
(WoHo_O): |:o
(WoHo_O): 888:OD
: He's not exactly someone who could be deemed a "good-looking man".
: But he has his moments when he's absolutely hilarious.
(WoHo_O): lol
(WoHo_O): is he a zvi lookalike?
: Round 6 of his reports is one of those times.
: No.. he's very..
: thin.
(WoHo_O): in the genital area or stomach area ? :[
: I wouldn't know about the former, but definitely in the latter
(WoHo_O): lol
(+TheBrain): ROFLMAO AT THAT REPORT
: His part about Wilson is the best.
: But there are some other parts that are alright.
(+TheBrain): ya.
(+TheBrain): but the wilson part is sooo good.
(+TheBrain): he is sooo gonna be teased about that one ;(
(WoHo_O): SAVAGE! HE SMASHED MY FACE IN ! :D
(+TheBrain): ya =P
: Yes. Yes he is.
: That's what brought on this whole conversation.
: heh.
: Rudy
: @ in #appr?
: heh.
(+TheBrain): sure.
: Savage!
(+TheBrain): He smashed my face in!
: so good.
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: Shecksie Michael Jeffers.
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(SexyMikeJ): indeed
*** SexyMikeJ is now known as ScrubMike
(ScrubMike): what is up Phillip O Samms?
: A.
: And not a whole lot.
: And soon I will not.
(+TheBrain): O Samms ?
(ScrubMike): well
: It is A.
(ScrubMike): i just thought it would be funny
: Not O, but A.
(ScrubMike): if fill's initials
(ScrubMike): were POS
(ScrubMike): :P
(+TheBrain): ah.
: That would be savage indeed.
(+TheBrain): lol.
(ScrubMike): very savage
(+TheBrain): he smashed my face in!
(ScrubMike): savage!
: I'm an ANIMAL!
: This mp3 is the worst thing ever. :(
(+TheBrain): SAVAGE !
: Why is it still on my playlist?!
(ScrubMike): it is that "we love dancing" mp3????
: No
: I deleted that long ago.
: heh.
(ScrubMike): that mp3 made me wanna smash my own face
(ScrubMike): ;[
: Ok.. this is the 2nd worst then.
: heh.
: azn - got rice.mp3
: SO BAD.
: :(
(ScrubMike): lol
(ScrubMike): ;[
: you should download it and see how bad it really is :(
(ScrubMike): no ;[
(+magcfiend): azn pride is amazing :(
: that song
: no lies
: so bad.
(+magcfiend): its hilarious
: it's funny.
: but it's not at all good.
(+magcfiend): what do u expext there azns trying to rap
: That's why it's funny!
(+magcfiend): ya
: When they say "got rice bitch"
(ScrubMike): azn rappers ;[
: all I can think of is
: "you're white bitch"
(+magcfiend): got beans is funny
: :(
(ScrubMike): i wonder if they are ambiguously gay azns
(ScrubMike): like KyleB
(ScrubMike): and mike flores ;[
(+magcfiend): lol
: KyleB is one of the coolest ambiguously gay azns there is though.
(ScrubMike): oh
(ScrubMike): no doot aboot it
(ScrubMike): he is v. cool
(ScrubMike): but
(+TheBrain): lol
(+TheBrain): no doot aboot it.
(+TheBrain): lol.
(ScrubMike): he is still an ambiguously gay azn ;[
: no lies.
: God
: I can't wait till .ca nats/worlds.
: There will be so much drinking and so much heckling going on.
: It will be such a savage, savage beating.
(+TheBrain): I sooo much wanna go there ;(
: GO!
: And get drunk w/ a bunch of chatters.
(+TheBrain): SEND ME MONEY, GET ME A PLACE TO STAY!
: It will be "good times".
(+TheBrain): ya =P
: i need my moneys. :(
(+TheBrain): Nold was thinking about going too.
(+TheBrain): I should go E-League sponsord ;(
: Me and Michael C. Jeffers are gonna go bar-hoppin for sluts. :(
(+TheBrain): lol.
(+TheBrain): I've got all the sluts I need.
(+TheBrain): ;D
: You laugh, but I'm serious.
(+TheBrain): I bet Jeffers couldn't get a slut even if he had $100.
(+TheBrain): US $, btw =P
: I bet he could!
: $100 US goes a long way here in Canada.
: And, in his defense, his ass is savage.
: I've seen pictures.
(+TheBrain): heh.
(+TheBrain): roflmao.
(+TheBrain): url ?
: Let me find it.
: http://www.wizards.com/sideboard/images/PTCHI00/877.jpg
: Middle guy is Jeffers.
(+TheBrain): heh.
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