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*** Set by IH8Pants on Tue Aug 21 06:35:11
<Koen> rofl at that pic

<Koen> <RDH> "for great justice wait for judge statement"
<Koen> <DimX> Williams: What you say??
<Koen> <RDH> williams: "someone set me up the bomb!"
<Koen> <DimX> "HJ: all your deckcheck are belong to me"

<ProTourVeteran|NeBu> i went on a date with karen
<ProTourVeteran|NeBu> and spilt coke
<ProTourVeteran|NeBu> :P
<Drizzt> ON HER
<Drizzt> OR ON YOURSELF?
<ProTourVeteran|NeBu> it was all sticky
<ProTourVeteran|NeBu> we had to move a seat to the left
<ProTourVeteran|NeBu> :(
<nold> if youre gonna spill something on a girl
<nold> it better be manjuice:(
<ProTourVeteran|NeBu> oh and
<ProTourVeteran|NeBu> she wanted to see scary movie 2 :(: :(:(:(:(
<nold> which means
<nold> NEBU GOT SO SCARED WATCHING SM2 THAT HE SPILT HIS COKE
<Natil> !
<ProTourVeteran|NeBu> LIES
<Drizzt> lolol
<nold> alltruths
<ProTourVeteran|NeBu> she almost kissed me
<ProTourVeteran|NeBu> but i left in response
<IH8Pants> !
<IH8Pants> put secks on teh stack
<IH8Pants> ;/
<nold> nebu is a wimp
<nold> :D
<ProTourVeteran|NeBu> control magic your boob
<ProTourVeteran|NeBu> :(
<Lachlann> <nebu> OH SHIT THIS IS THE CLOSEST I'VE EVER BEEN TO A GIRL WHAT AM I GONNA DO PANIC
<IH8Pants> nebu
<Lachlann> <nebu> RUN!
<Lachlann> * nebu runs.
<Lachlann> :(

<nold> cold countries :/
<nold> aka cold women :/
<IH8Pants> .gr 4L
<Koen> lol
<Rob-> lol
<IH8Pants> .gr 4L
<Koen> .nl women feel cold, so that's why they are lookin for some hot lubbin :)

-nold:#fatalfx- quoting from fce's deckk entitled "ibc_nomar" 1 Dromar the banisher
<nold> nomar with dromars thats a new one.
<nold> it doesnt run dromars but it has one
<nold> :(

<whistler> i saw someone get decked in a ptq once ;[
<whistler> because
<whistler> he was playing junk
<whistler> and consulted for "humpus wumpus" ;[
<Koen> lol
<whistler> and since he couldnt remember the cards real name
<Drizzt> lol ;[
<whistler> he had to name an actual card
<whistler> so he named scroll instead
<whistler> then realized
<whistler> he sbed out his scrolls
<whistler> ;[
<Koen> rofl

<MarcusC> He cast a Desolation Angel without kicker as a last desperate move, and I reacted with fact or fiction getting a Story circle
<MarcusC> But I somehow assumed he cast it with kicker so I conceded :(((

<Drizzt> damn
<Drizzt> itīll start raining here
<Drizzt> and iīm too lazy to close all the windows
<Drizzt> ;[

<Natil> :DDDDD
<Natil> omg
<Natil> i won without my combo
<Natil> land tax + lands edge
<Natil> ;P
<Drizzt> :PPPPPP
<Natil> 20:53:04 - Plains is tapped.
<Natil> 20:53:06 - Natil plays Pyrotechnics.
<Natil> 20:53:06 - Natil says:'u'
<Natil> 20:53:07 - Natil says:'!'
<Natil> 0:53:13 - Vlado says:'!'
<Drizzt> lllllooooolllll
<Natil> :DDDDDD
<Natil> I WON
<Natil> :D
<Drizzt> :DDDDDD
* Natil orgasms

<Grantfly> was that the time that I had hydroblasts in my squeebind SB?
<Grantfly> I seriously didn't realize that was a mistake till I drew my hand
<Grantfly> then I saw the U casting cost
<Grantfly> and I was like "shit"
<FX|Natil> lol gtf
<Grantfly> then when I had a bird out I thought "hmm maybe this will actually work"
<Grantfly> then I hydro'd his pandemonium with a bop
<Grantfly> it was rofl

<Natil> 20:56:28 - Heyp_ says:'send your log please'
<Natil> 20:56:32 - Natil says:'=/'
<Natil> 20:56:46 - Heyp_ says:'u have a lot of lucky'
<Natil> 20:56:50 - Heyp_ says:'every game '
<Natil> 20:57:06 - Natil says:'lol'
<Natil> !
<Natil> 20:55:07 - Heyp_ says:'backwasher ?'
<Natil> !
<briank> !!!
<CMcevoy> LOL!
<Lachlann> ruh roh
<Lachlann> truth is out:(
<CMcevoy> Natil is a known savage cheater!
<CMcevoy> :(
<Natil> !
<Natil> 20:55:12 - Natil says:'good skills'
<Natil> :P

<IH8Pants> <NeBu> my thinks make sense
<IH8Pants> <NeBu> yours don't :/
<Tahngarth> lol
<Kaesh> [19:55] <Natil> nebu speak like a .br :P
<Kaesh> rofl
<Kaesh> :[
<Natil> LOL
<Natil> speaks like

<Koen> Why do men exist?
<Koen> Because vibrators cannot be used as lawn-mower.
<Drizzt> ;[
<Koen> lol

<ForrestE> 15:21:26 - Blasty says:'eot'
<ForrestE> 15:21:28 - Blasty plays Demonic Tutor.
<ForrestE> 15:21:30 - Blasty is looking through library...
<ForrestE> 15:21:31 - ForrestE says:'ROFL'
<ForrestE> 15:21:33 - ForrestE says:'YOU IDIOT'
<ForrestE> 15:21:37 - Blasty says:'what?'
<ForrestE> 15:21:38 - ForrestE says:'ITS NOT AN INSTANT'
<ForrestE> [14:36] <Blasty> I didnt look throungh libraury

<Natil> i wish
<Natil> i lived in .br
<Natil> id moneydraft all day
<Natil> =]
<FX|anthony`> lol
<TU|Koen> lol
<Natil> i wouldnt even play in gps
<FX|ForrestE`DOINSTUFF`> lol
<Natil> cuz id make more moneydrafting on the side
<FX|ForrestE`DOINSTUFF`> i wouldnt get a job
<Natil> ;/
<FX|ForrestE`DOINSTUFF`> id jsut live on moneydrafting
<FX|ForrestE`DOINSTUFF`> lol
<TU|Koen> i would get a job
<TU|Koen> job > playing magic 24/7
<kman10587> roflmao
<Natil> :[
<kman10587> :[
<Natil> koen u random
<Natil> ;[

<FX|anthony`> who knew
<FX|anthony`> mognrel
<FX|anthony`> changes color
<FX|anthony`> when it gets 1/1
<FX|ForrestE`DOINSTUFF`> it does?>
<FX|ForrestE`DOINSTUFF`> :[
<FX|anthony`> yes lol
<FX|anthony`> killed my infiltrator
<FX|ForrestE`DOINSTUFF`> ROFL
<FX|ForrestE`DOINSTUFF`> :[

<Gromph> eureka was picking good black cards over white
<Gromph> to make ptr get none
<Gromph> and he was smiling to ptr
<Drizzt> ROFL
<Gromph> than ptr pick a fucking bad card and make a strange face to eureka
<Drizzt> ROFL
<Gromph> it was sucha lol
<Gromph> and he got a warning

<Rob-> french french
<Rob-> are awful
<BenS> Gromph is pure gas
<Gromph> yes rob
<Gromph> french from france is horrible
<Drizzt> lol ! :P
<Rob-> they dont even shave :(
<Drizzt> ROB
<BenS> I lub Gromph :D
<Drizzt> NL GIRLS DONT ALSO
<Drizzt> LOL
<Rob-> lol
<Drizzt> i saw them at italy
<Drizzt> ;[
<Rob-> update your info
<Rob-> yeah maybe the girls
<Rob-> age of your mom
<Rob-> that your into
<Drizzt> lol
<Drizzt> i saw them 4 years ago
<Drizzt> and they pretty much had a lot of hair under their arms
<Rob-> dont lie
<Rob-> u dont see girls
<Rob-> ;(

<Natil> i didn't lose points beating scuby
<Natil> im lucky :P
<Drizzt> lol
<Drizzt> !
<Drizzt> how many pts you got ?
<Natil> +2 points; Winner vs Scuby
<Natil> (Round 1 of Alph10160150 on Oct 16, 2001.)

<ForrestE> force-go is gas
<ForrestE> :[
<ForrestE> alex002 helped me with it last night
<ForrestE> now its better than ever
<ForrestE> we made oath a winnable matchup
<Natil> how?
<ForrestE> 10 enchantkill
<nold> <forreste> we dont play with creatures anymore
<nold> :o
<Natil> lol

 
<FX|ForrestE>     ___________________________
<FX|ForrestE>    /                           \
<FX|ForrestE>   |  o                       o  |
<FX|ForrestE>   |                             |
<FX|ForrestE>   |                             |
<FX|ForrestE>   |                             |             
<FX|ForrestE>   |        ___    ____          |        
<FX|ForrestE>   |       (_  \   \   |         |         
<FX|ForrestE>   |        /   \  /    \        |   You've Just Been
<FX|ForrestE>   |       /     \/ __   \       |      **0wned**
<FX|ForrestE>   |      /  /\    /  \   \      |     By: ForrestE
<FX|ForrestE>   |     /  /  \   \   \   \     |   At: Magical cards
<FX|ForrestE>   |    /  /    \   \   \   \    |
<FX|ForrestE>   |   /  /      \   )   \   \   |
<FX|ForrestE>   |  (___)       \_/    (____)  |
<FX|ForrestE>   |                             |
<FX|ForrestE>   |                             |
<FX|ForrestE>   |         __________          |         
<FX|ForrestE>   |        |DECKMASTER|         |
<FX|ForrestE>   |                             |
<FX|ForrestE>   |  o                       o  |
<FX|ForrestE>    \___________________________/
<Drizzt> 15:39:26 - Forest is tapped.
<Drizzt> 15:39:29 - Drizzt plays Thorn Thallid.
<Drizzt> 15:39:30 - Drizzt says:'k?'
<Drizzt> 15:39:41 - Island is tapped.
<Drizzt> 15:39:41 - Island is tapped.
<Drizzt> 15:39:43 - Kaysar plays Counterspell.
<Drizzt> :DDDDD
<PantsIsYourTCHJEtc> lol ;=
<AxeMurder> thorn thallids are brutal

<JanD> OPS
<JanD> OPS
<JanD> :[
<JanD> :[
<JanD> :[
<JanD> :[
<Koen> hey, i see ops too!
<JanD> OGD KOEN
<JanD> GROW UP
<JanD> WHY ARE YOU LIKE 5 YEAR MENTAL AGE
<tu|nold> rofl
<Koen> uhm, u flooded more lines with bullshit
<tu|nold> god nebu
<tu|nold> stop running away from girls
<tu|nold> and spilling coke
<tu|nold> :(

<PT|DwarvLt> * ReDRuM is looking for a team for the new season. I suck at magical cards, but make a good friend. If you want me on your team msg me. :)

<Koen> heh, u can also ask ip of someone
<Koen> say "calling"
<Koen> then u don't call his ip
<Koen> then he asks, why u dun call?
<Koen> Like i said I'm Calling
<JanD> can you be any more irritating ?
<Koen> and then after few minutes, ok finished calling a friend, let's start playing, ip again?
<Koen> :(
*** ChanServ sets mode: +o IH8Pants
*** IH8Pants sets mode: -o JanD
*** JanD was kicked by IH8Pants (can YOU? )
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<IH8Pants> god
<Koen> im giving advice on how to be irritating, and since everybody seems to like being irritating, this advise should be useful and not irritating

*** IH8Pants changes topic to '<JanD> you asshole <JanD> youre not sposed to ban me when 3/4th of the channel likes me and you don't '

<JanD> the only nongertbelgian that qualified isn't going
<JanD> :/
<FX|forreste> rofl
<FX|forreste> non-gert-belgian
<FX|forreste> ;/

<{Oman}> pls stop you foreigners r killing my eyes :(
<Koen> u did too when i came here first, then i learned english :(

<FX|Drizzt> lol i still miss smokestack
<FX|Drizzt> going 1-0 and wining prize
<FX|Drizzt> coz we entered in the 5th round
<FX|Drizzt> as a 15
<FX|Drizzt> rofl
<FX|Drizzt> i did it twice
<FX|Drizzt> :D
<FX|Drizzt> i was like
<FX|Drizzt> join smokecrap
<FX|Drizzt> damn
<FX|Drizzt> i hate ping outs
<FX|Drizzt> and change my nick to _15
<FX|Drizzt> haha

<FX|Drizzt> jacob was the worst
<FX|Drizzt> i was always blackmailing him for porn
<FX|Drizzt> if he gave me porn i would not report him to the smokestack authoritys
<FX|Drizzt> :D

<afkMurder> Shvartsman played a turn 1 Duress and took full advantage of the new floor rules by writing down Turian's hand.
<forreste> omg
<forreste> is that really elgal?
<forreste> LOL
<forreste> GOOD
<forreste> NO MORE REMEMBERING FOR ME
<AxeMurder> apparently the floor rules changed and you can take notes or something
<forreste> ILL PLAY LOBOTOMY AND WRITE DOWN THIER DECKLIST
<forreste> ;/

<nold> I PLAYED IRIDISECNET ANGEL VS THIS GUY TODAY
<nold> SO HE PROCEEDED TO TOPDECK 2 CABAL PIT
<Natil> !

<Drizzt> [15:46] <GoJelger> how is disk good vs oath
<Drizzt> ROFL

<Kaesh> omg
<Kaesh> the .pl-men
<Kaesh> are breeding like .brs in online mtg
<Kaesh> they're everywhere
<Kaesh> :(

<magcfiend> chung wont introduce me to his sistas tho
<magcfiend> :(
<nold> :(
<rain-eat-work> :)
<nold> mayb hes overprotective
<AxeMurder> lol
<nold> but well i bet for the right amount of rice supplies
<nold> anything could happen
<AxeMurder> ROFL
<magcfiend> lololol

<Gromph> http://server43.hypermart.net/180youth/blasty.jpg
<Gromph> roflmao
<Gromph> blasty
<nold> blasty is a rofl
<nold> he is SO the pokekid
<nold> :(

<MattR-BBL> lol
<MattR-BBL> my opp yesterday casts cease fire
<MattR-BBL> in response to my creature
<MattR-BBL> and says
<MattR-BBL> its countered
<MattR-BBL> lol
<Gromph> u should stop to play vs natil
<Gromph> :)
<FX|MattR> :P

<Nebrindil> forreste , your quote is: #13 - <beavis> We're all adults :/ <ANG|Leonardo> NO!!! <ANG|Leonardo> im .br

<Natil> | 29 | 0pts | Fatal Chex fear the cereal. Canthony, Romph, Matil, IH8Shirts, ForrestC, Jrizzt We <3 FX

<NL|Koen> question: is cartman a judge?
<NL|Koen> at mtgonline?
<Thrash_Go> cartman is gonna be a j3 soon
<NL|Koen> omg, really?
<Thrash_Go> hes a j2 right now
<FX|Pants> cartman doesnt even know how to play mtg =[
<NL|Koen> he told an oppo if u sac seal in resp to capsize with bb
<NL|Koen> u get capsize back
<NL|Koen> !
<TheMauler> ROFL

<FC|MrGreen> he like tryed to give me a game loss
<FC|MrGreen> for rolling when he said tails
<Thrash_Go> lol
<Gromph> ROFLMAO

<AxeMurder> <cleveque> MAKE IT MORE CLEAR
<AxeMurder> <cleveque> WHEN UR GIVING A WARNING
<AxeMurder> <AxeMurder> <AxeMurder> warning
<AxeMurder> <AxeMurder> <AxeMurder> try #mtgjudges
<AxeMurder> <AxeMurder> <AxeMurder> not me
<AxeMurder> <AxeMurder> it's pretty fucking clear
<AxeMurder> <cleveque> um
<AxeMurder> <cleveque> no its not
<Gromph> LOL
*** cleveque was kicked by Natil (warning! )
<Enchanter> LOL
<Enchanter> NATIL BEATS

<cleveque> why the fuck am I the badguy
<cleveque> god
<TheMauler> cause u cheatd lol
<cleveque> no i didnt
<TheMauler> you impersonated someguy
<TheMauler> they played in the tourney
<cleveque> for 1 round!
<TheMauler> hats cheating
<TheMauler> ;[
<Natil> who cares about that
<Natil> ;/
<Natil> im sure everyone has done it b4
<Natil> ;/
<KushP> cleveque, by violating the rules you have permanently tarnished your reputation as a magic card player.
<Natil> rofl kush

<Drizzt> . He cast epicenter and loses 5 land to my 3. Which is good for me.
<Drizzt> GOD
<Drizzt> THE GUY HAVE A 7/7
<Drizzt> AND HE HAVE A 3/3
<Drizzt> AND HE SAYS
<nold> lol
<Drizzt> ARMAGEDDON
<Drizzt> OUT
<Drizzt> 3 LANDS
<Drizzt> TO 5
<Drizzt> IS GOOD
<Drizzt> ROFL

<Natil> who rushing rivers
<Natil> in response to decree
<Natil> to save crits
<Natil> :[
<nold> rofl ;[
<nold> sac a land too
<nold> right
<Natil> pants did it at a gp
<Natil> !

<Natil> http://www.wizards.com/sideboard/article.asp?x=GPHK01\745fm8
<Drizzt> Contrast him with Brian Hegstad, who carries himself with a reserved dignity at all times, and who is sexier than a bag of kittens.
<Drizzt> ROFL
<Drizzt> RRRRRROOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLLLL
<Drizzt> :(
<Natil> yah lol
<Natil> :{
<Drizzt> was ryang there writing for sideboard?

<SteveJ> Wow, I just realized I'm in Kai's PT-New Orleans report :D
<SteveJ> Everyone out of our team with the donate deck made it to day 2. The deck's designer Felix Schneiders got unlucky and finished at a disappointing 3-3-1 losing his last round. Christoph Lippert also made it. Steve Joiner who got the deck of Felix a day before the event forgot the elven lord that Franck Canu had in play which cost Steve the 3rd game in round 6 and an appearance on day 2.
<Koen> lol
<SteveJ> That's from his report :D

<gl|forreste> my opponent palyed hunted wumpus vs force-go
<gl|forreste> i slapped down rith
<gl|forreste> rofl
<dwarvlt> mise

<Drizzt> I knew Mike was going to play land destruction as he had 3 Earth rifts after about 3 packs. I play a turn 3 Karmic Justice, which totally screws land destruction and he gripes to the judge, but Jason says I will have to play Karmic Justice in game one in all my matches, and I say of course.
<Drizzt> ROFL ROFL ROFL RFOL

<LILmoFo> Natil u cheated? :P
<FX|Natil> i played a card from grave
<FX|Natil> ;/
<LILmoFo> rofl.
<Drizzt> his opp dunno that jungle bnarrier has flashback
<LILmoFo> cheating 4l :DDD
<FX|Natil> :D~

<MattR-> <Ph4ntom> lol
<MattR-> <Ph4ntom> ITS MY LIFE !!!!!!!!!
<MattR-> <Leonardo> loololoolooooollllll
<MattR-> <Leonardo> ITS NOW OR NEVER
<MattR-> <MattR-> roflmao
<MattR-> <Ph4ntom> :D
<MattR-> <Leonardo> I WANNA LEAVE FOREVER!!!!
<MattR-> <Leonardo> *LIVE
<MattR-> <Leonardo> :P
<MattR-> <Ph4ntom> ?
<MattR-> <Ph4ntom> ah bom
<MattR-> <Ph4ntom> huahauaha
<MattR-> <Leonardo> ahuihuiaAHUIhuauiaH
<MattR-> <MattR-> huahuahauahau
<MattR-> <Leonardo> I JUST WANNA LIVE MY LIFE AT ALL!!!
<IH8Pants> bon jovi :D
<MattR-> lols
<MattR-> bon jovi just got to .br

<TheMauler> no point in being modest
<Koen> it has a point
<Natil> mauler that misplay in your report is pretty bad though
<Natil> :p
<Koen> ppl won't look at u like, that's that dude who thinks he's the man and claimed im a random in online mtg community
<Koen> :(

<dwarvlt> i beat trix r1
<dwarvlt> then lost twice to randoms
<dwarvlt> with like
<dwarvlt> ww
<dwarvlt> :(
<Natil> :[
<dwarvlt> my opp was like
<dwarvlt> play crimson acolyte
<dwarvlt> i could scoop right there
<dwarvlt> :<
<Koen> rofl :(
<Koen> the news that David Price won PT with sligh prolly just reached non-computing belgians
<Natil> :[
<Natil> lol koen
<dwarvlt> roflol

<Natil> ROFL
<Natil> HE HARDCAST ROAR
<Natil> THEN ANARCHIST IT
<Natil> ;[[[
<Natil> im in shit
<Natil> :P

<Drizzt> man
<Drizzt> fuller cheated badly at the gp here lol
<Drizzt> he was losing to crebel
<whistler> ;[
<Drizzt> and was going to miss t8
<Drizzt> :D
<Drizzt> he tried to cheat svgly!
<Drizzt> and got a game loss
<Drizzt> =D
<TheMauler> rofl
<TheMauler> what did he do?
<Drizzt> like
<Drizzt> g2
<Drizzt> he was losing
<Drizzt> and was prolly going to lose g2
<Drizzt> also
<Drizzt> he at EOT
<Drizzt> cast intuition
<Drizzt> pick the AKs
<Drizzt> and when the guy tried to cut his deck
<Drizzt> he slammed his hand down
<Drizzt> in the deck
<Drizzt> and draw a card immediatelly
<Drizzt> not letting the guy cut
<TheMauler> ROFL

<Gunther> not exactly that
<Gunther> in fact
<Gunther> he did a 4 card intuition
<Drizzt> then the judge who was watching asked to stop the game
<Drizzt> and asked fuller to put the card back
<Drizzt> fuller shuffled his hand and put a random card back
<TheMauler> i hope fuller gets banned for that :/
<dcman> he wont
<Drizzt> and saying profanitys to everybody
<Drizzt> and like
<Drizzt> 'that fucking judge
<Drizzt> blah
<Drizzt> when his opp attempted to look at his own gy
<Drizzt> he sytarted yelling
<Drizzt> and like
<Drizzt> hit his opp library
<Drizzt> and it felt all over the table
<Drizzt> and he got a game loss
<Drizzt> for that!
<TheMauler> !!!
<TheMauler> lol
<Drizzt> what an injustice!
<Drizzt> a game loss
<Drizzt> for only that!

<Drizzt> when he was leaving upset
<Drizzt> me and my friend asked him what happend
<Drizzt> he was like
<Drizzt> i got a game loss
<Drizzt> the fucking judge
<Drizzt> did shit
<Drizzt> and blah blah
<Drizzt> but than somr guy stgarted laughing at him
<Drizzt> so he said bye and left
<Drizzt> :p

<dager> <t_h_e_o-> why do u use a period at the end of every sentence?
<dager> <dager> ROFL
<dager> <dager> BECAUSE
<dager> <dager> ITS A FUCKING SENTENCE

<Koen|TCHJ> lol, some dude is getting like 6 life a turn cause mah wall of blossom stampeding wildebeest
<Koen|TCHJ> and his 3 soul warden
<Koen|TCHJ> :(
<Koen|TCHJ> but well, after a while weaver counters go to wildebeest, and it gets catched up :)

<LILmoFo> hurtmyself): mofo is stealing oxygen from the world (hurtmyself): im surprised u can even comprehend irc (hurtmyself): Just cuz Im kkk doesn't mean I'm racist you stupid fag
<Drizzt> rofl
<cfinch> lolol
<LILmoFo> my quit :>
<Drizzt> i bet that this kid doesnt even know what kkk means
<Drizzt> :(

Hero- reads thoughts of Jon Finkel playing vs. Murray "The Mauler" Evans:
<Hero-> http://www.wizards.com/sideboard/images/ptsd02/a694.jpg <--- *sigh* why am i stuck babysitting?

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