<ACL|Gumby> hi i was mana-flooded game one and mana-screwed game two, i have reason to believe my opponent edited the arrangement of my deck can you look at the logs of nold ?
<KoenJ1> <KoenJ1> uhm, no
<KoenJ1> <KoenJ1> ppl have luck sometimes, sometimes bad luck, accept that
<KoenJ1> <ACL|Gumby> yer not gonna check logs?
<KoenJ1> <KoenJ1> correct
<KoenJ1> <ACL|Gumby> is there harm done in checking logs?
<KoenJ1> <KoenJ1> yup, wasting precious time
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<Dirkjan> <hydro> oh yeah i forgot to say i got charged 390 dollars for talking shit to the state trooper :(
<Dirkjan> lol, I wonder what he called him..
<Koen> rofl
<TMaN> Ryan Voids for four killing the Leech .
<TMaN> Things now started to get interesting.
<TMaN> Ryan looked at Warren's hand and found nothing. He then picked up Warren's library and started looking through it, thinking he had played Lobotomy. Warren couldn't believe it and looked round with his mouth open, obviously in shock
<frank01> those are the real pro's =)
<Koen> rofl!
<Dirkjan> roflol!
<Koen> After a bit of friendly banter between the players, Warren won the coin flip and elected to play first. Both players had their fans in the crowd holding up pieces of paper with the names of who they were supporting printed on them.
<Koen> lol, retarded :P
<Koen> next thing is mtg pro tour hooligans
<Koen> :P
<nold> heh
<TMaN> ROFLMAO
<Kaesh> - Did u ever have any alcohol problems ?
<Kaesh> - Yeah , once i couldn't find a pub.
<Bleach> well then
<Bleach> go for the manhood
<Bleach> steal his family jewels
<Pest> rofl
<Pest> ill just bash his brains in
<Pest> :/
<Pest> with a fist
<Koen> <crysexy> did you hear wut tony did last weekend the guy he gets weed from offered him 2 pounds if he conceded in the t8
<Koen> ROFL
<Koen> those magic players in usa really differ from ppl in .nl playing magic
<Koen> :P
<thenoid> 22:11:53 - The Shibby says:'sorry if im alittle slow'
<thenoid> 22:11:55 - Shh! You can't see me! says:'np'
<thenoid> 22:12:00 - The Shibby says:'my friend just came out of the closet'
<Dirkjan> koen, what if I had a wrong card..
<Dirkjan> I had to play with 2 bee stings?
<KoenTCHJ> yup u get game loss and unyaro bee sting instead
<KoenTCHJ> if u have 10 illegal cards, 10 unyaro bee sting
<KoenTCHJ> :)
<treefolk> lol
<treefolk> <MtgVo> ROFL
<treefolk> <MtgVo> My opponent will bargain down to 2
<treefolk> <MtgVo> and i will bee sting him
<treefolk> <MtgVo> :D
<Dirkjan> thats pretty good!
<Dirkjan> RS-Greendirectdamage.dec
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<ladida> ik download eindelijk weer 6 kb/s!
<Crowax> where you live ladida?
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<vdMandele> uhm, in cyberspace
<Crowax> wow
<vdMandele> yeah, i died thre years ago, but I made a exe file of myself, so now I am a program of what i first was
<NL|Kaesh> rofl
<NL|Kaesh> mandele
<MarcusC> yep, with the finals in Burger King :P
<Koen> rofl
<Koen> :P
<MarcusC> cause the hall closed at 9 :/
<MarcusC> it was really funny the quarterfinalists playing and eating a burger at the same time :P
<MarcusC> heh
<MarcusC> Alot of people were curious what was going on
<MarcusC> they practically took over the whole restaurant
<Koen> lol
<MarcusC> the Burger King people didn't mind, good business etc :)
<NL|Kaesh> ROFL
<NL|Kaesh> [20:03] <Nex> peek > opt
<NL|Kaesh> quit msg
<NL|Kaesh> :[
(3 months later Ryan Fuller wins T2 Master series with a deck Psychatog deck that runs Peek over Opts: http://www.wizards.com/sideboard/article.asp?x=MASTERSSD02\500finals )
<Kaesh> <modhead> what am i gonna play at states <BiG_SHoW> 2 rounds
<Kaesh> rofl
<Kaesh> :[
<bleach> I would print a shirt that says " I have one of those printers that can make T-Shirts "
<Pest> <Patterson> yaeh
<Pest> <Patterson> ask what is best for a beginner
<Pest> <Pest> should i have to do sexual favors for the answer?
<Pest> <Patterson> no
<Pest> <Pest> just making sure
<Pest> <Patterson> unless its a hot girl
<Pest> <Pest> what if she doesN'T ask for the sexual favors and shes hot
<Pest> <Patterson> then do her
<Pest> <Pest> hmm what if shes 8?
<Pest> <Patterson> what if shes 8 and hot?
<Pest> <Patterson> sounds like you got a problem
<Pest> <Patterson> but if she is, then do her
<Pest> <Pest> fair enough
<Pest> ever heard the afroman cd
<Pest> in the middle of the song they just stop
<Pest> and it has a phone ring
<Pest> and the guy answers and then all you hear is
<Pest> STOP STEALING MONKEY, FUCK YOU , fair enough ...click
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<treefolk> lol
<Kaesh> why 42?
<Koen> cause imma leave by then
<Koen> :P
<treefolk> rofl
<Koen> hmm, tireless tribe and about face
<Koen> not that bad a combo
<Koen> well, if about face is countered, u lost 6 cards in hand though
<Koen> :(
<MattR-> rofl
<MattR-> tirelessface
<Pest> i was talking to a gurl at school
<Pest> her name was nicole
<Koen> heh :)
<Pest> she was like how are you doing today
<Pest> i went
<Pest> well im alright..but id be better if someone named nicole was slobbing my knob
<Koen> rofl
<Koen> :(
<Pest> she smacked me
<Pest> :/
<Dirkjan> lol
<Dirkjan> I went out last night.
<Dirkjan> and went to my bedroom with my shoes on and jacket on.
<Dirkjan> and since I didnt went downstairs when my parents did.
<Dirkjan> they didnt knew I came home.
<Koen> lol
<Dirkjan> so I missed dinner I guess.
<Koen> <Kaesh> ur in the .us
<Koen> <Kaesh> the only country in the world
<Koen> <Kaesh> when u can get a pizza faster than ambulance
<Koen> lol
<Kaesh> that is a fact
<Kaesh> :/
<NL|MarcusC> lol
<Koen> well, in .com-country it prolly matters where u live, if u live in a rich neighbourhood, ambulance is there in like 10 mins
<Kaesh> and pizza is in 5
<Kaesh> :/
<Koen> if u live in tha bronx, u need to have a scheduled appointment, cause ambulance needs to be guarded by police
<Crowax> koen if im won ptq im play pro
<NL|Kaesh> [01:03] <Jacob> check out my new league :D
<NL|Kaesh> [01:03] <Jacob> http://goatse.cx
<NL|Kaesh> ROFL
<Koen> "Do these come with free installation?" - Terry Lau, purchasing sleeves at PT-New Orleans
<Koen> lol
<KoenTCHJ> what's bad bout blocking lynx ?
<Pluck> koen
<Vasquez_> oh
<Pluck> morphling vs lynx
<Pluck> and he had 0 islands available
<Vasquez_> :(
<Pluck> and i go wax regen
<Pluck> smile
<Vasquez_> forgot about that card
<Vasquez_> ;/
<KoenTCHJ> plcuk: u realize u can't wax a lynx
<KoenTCHJ> :(
<Pluck> ...
<Pluck> why?
<KoenTCHJ> pro green?
<Vasquez_> omg
<Vasquez_> :(
<Pluck> holy shit
<whisslp``> rofl
<whisslp``> on kai's player profile
<Koen> 3 seal
<whisslp``> Best accomplishments:
<whisslp``> Won Friday Night Magic last Friday :)
<Koen> You don't look poor, I'll name Urza's Rage - Andystok while casting a Meddling Mage.
<Koen> heh
<Koen> License plate application: STUDBOY .... too many letters
<Koen> License plate received: STDBOY
<Koen> rofl
<Koen> [Seth_Burn] I just tested Jay Schneider's 1.x Sligh deck
<Koen> [Seth_Burn] it won 10% of its games
<Koen> [Seth_Burn] not good
<Koen> [StallBoy] rofl
<Koen> [OMC> hahaha
<Koen> [StallBoy] I like the flunkies/brawler synergy myself
<Koen> [StallBoy] where u sit there with 2 creatures and cannot attack
<Koen> [_astr0dz_] LOL
<Koen> [_astr0dz_] "flunkies/brawler synergy"
<Koen> [Seth_Burn] I am quoting you on that
<Koen> rofl
<JamesGraves> koen
<JamesGraves> dcc deck
<JamesGraves> ;[
<Koen> no sorry
<JamesGraves> why not?
<Koen> we're gonna go through some severe reorganisations tomorrow, and your membership is going to be under pressure, we'll have to watch latest developments and see if your spot on NL can be maintained
<JamesGraves> can u say that in english?
<JamesGraves> lol
<NL|Koen|TCHJ> <NL|Koen|TCHJ> plz respond or be DQ'd
<NL|Koen|TCHJ> <Lord_Askari> Not ingles
<NL|Koen|TCHJ> <Lord_Askari> I'm Brasileiro
<NL|Koen|TCHJ> :(
<Koen> I drew my card for the turn. It was Duress, and I tapped an Underground Sea to cast it, fully intending to take the Anarchy.
<Koen> When he revealed his hand, it contained not one, but two copies of Anarchy, and a Guerrilla Tactics. I sighed with relief and chose the Tactics, which he was unable to cast with his one untapped Wasteland. The Tactics hit the graveyard, activating the 4 damage discard effect, and with no creatures in play and the Ivory Mask protecting me, Dan was forced to deal lethal damage to himself."
<Koen> ROFL
<nold> [21:12] <HornedKavu> hj3 rath cycle block challenge?
<nold> [21:13] <nold> no rath tks :(
<nold> [21:14] <HornedKavu> hj2 t2?
<nold> [21:15] <nold> 1.x ^_^
<nold> [21:16] <HornedKavu> ok, 1.x challenge
<nold> [21:17] <HornedKavu> hj2?
<nold> [21:17] <nold> ok
<nold> i control people ^_^
<NL|Koen> Once activate, the Licid is extremely hard to kill and offers awesome combat tricks. He's pretty good against stupid Elephant tokens and is hilarious super Tech against Reanimator decks.
<NL|Koen> dominating licid
<NL|Koen> rofl
<Goratrixx> you guys need to teach me holandes =P
<Koen> goratrix: learn english first
<nold> youre not supposed to have a rochester in extended ptq t8's either
<nold> are you
<Koen> true
<nold> which happened last yr in ptq tokyo :(
<Koen> rofl
<Koen> <Cole`> I think there might have been a guy at my ptq who crapped his pants. During round 5 I had a bunch of people watching my match and all of a sudden I caught the scent of crap. I yelled out "Who in God's name shit their pants?!" A few people laughed, but I didn't catch the shitter. So round 6 I am playing this guy and he smelled...like shit. I did in fact recall him saying he wanted to go home and take a bath. I felt really horrible for this
<Koen> rofl
<Koen> :(