*** Topic is 'Rob, Rinke, Joost & Koen to lay down savage beatings at PTQ 
Haarlem!'
<Aant> PTQ Harlem!
<Rob-> almost
<Rob-> ;)
<Aant> Winner gets 50 kilos of crack
<Aant> :D:D:D:D:D:D
<Aant> And a Mac 10
<Rob-> lol
<Rob-> i wish :(
<Aant> Bloods vs. Crypts in finals
<Aant> Both playing Black.dec

<RobS> The gang is all here and it should be a fun weekend. Well, not all the gang 
is actually competing. During a pick-up basketball game on Thursday afternoon, Ben 
Rubin took an elbow to the mouth and lost a tooth. He went to the hospital and 
he'll spend Friday having his mouth fixed instead of drafting. The elbow in 
question belong to Brian Hacker, a former member of team "Hit Men".
<RobS> Wizards of the Coast R&D member Henry Stern, a participant in the game, 
says, "We were playing some hoops, and there was a rebo
<RobS> rebound. Ben went up for it, as did a lot of other people, and Ben 
intersected Brian's elbow and some teeth were knocked loose." No foul was called. 
Stay tuned to the Sideboard for all your US Nationals coverage needs.
<RK> lol
<RobS> :)

<Koen> ./notice #pokegym Hi all u gay pokemon trainers, u having fun doing nasty 
stuff in the gymnastic room?? :D Ha Ha Ha Ha ! ! ! 
<Koen> would this get me banned or not?
<Koen> *** You were kicked from #pokegym by {_Akira_} (Stupid Koen!! You go kban 
now!!)
<Koen> w00t

<Go-RK-Go> <Nold|J1> in general the tests are too easy
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<Go-RK-Go> <jake`> i can do them easy
<Go-RK-Go> <jfink> do who 
<Go-RK-Go> lol

<Go-RK-Go> -_0XR|-Ex-:#apprentice- ENTRIES ARE CLOSED YOU MORONS
<Go-RK-Go> nice tc :(

<RobS> waylay tegen mirror is lol
<Nold> another victory for the hyper super duper turboavatar.dec!
<Nold> lol
<RobS> hahaha nehator
<RobS> hahaha waylay :>
<RobS> lol nold
<Koen> ROFL Rob

<LordKoen> <Sexican> and stuff?
<LordKoen> <PikaTog> hm...monoblack control is kewl right now
<LordKoen> <PikaTog> full of answers
<LordKoen> <LordKoen> yeah story circle is answered with?

<LordKoen> <lord-over> you any good?
<LordKoen> <lord-over> hold up
<LordKoen> <LordKoen> heh yeah i'm a real mizer
<LordKoen> <lord-over> gotta restart
<LordKoen> <lord-over> i just don't want to play anyone with snow covered lands and 
goblin rock slead
<LordKoen> <lord-over> sled
<LordKoen> <LordKoen> ok
<LordKoen> <lord-over> that or sligh :-)
<LordKoen> <LordKoen> i'll get those outta my deck and replace em for unyaro bee 
sting and tundra wolves
<LordKoen> <LordKoen> :D
<LordKoen> <lord-over> hey

<Psychodad> (@Burnmage): <dj_Snazzy> Massimo Esposito
<Psychodad> (@Burnmage): <dj_Snazzy> DCI # 226219
<Psychodad> (@Burnmage): <dj_Snazzy> Milan, Italy
<Psychodad> (@Burnmage): <dj_Snazzy> Suspension: lifetime expulsion
<Psychodad> (@Burnmage): <dj_Snazzy> Infraction: Sleeping with judge's wife.

<Koen> 19:58:47 - Koen plays Cursed Scroll.
<Koen> 19:59:07 - Jake plays Mana Drain.
<Koen> 19:59:10 - Koen buries Cursed Scroll.
<Koen> 19:59:15 - Jake buries Mana Drain.
<Koen> 19:59:30 - Jake moves Mana Drain from Jake's graveyard to tabletop.
<Koen> 20:00:00 - Jake says:'it is freakin countered!!!!!'
<Koen> 20:00:17 - Koen says:'i buried it'
<Koen> 20:00:23 - * PING initiated *
<Koen> 20:00:51 - Koen has TAKEN control of Mana Drain.
<Koen> 20:00:53 - Koen buries Mana Drain.
<Koen> 20:01:01 - Jake says:'PUT IT IN THE FUCKIN GRAVEYARD'
<Koen> 20:01:01 - Jake says:'HOLY GOD'
<Koen> 20:01:01 - Jake says:'WHAT ARE YOU DOING???'
<Koen> 20:01:17 - Koen moves Cursed Scroll from Koen's graveyard to tabletop.
<Koen> 20:01:18 - Koen buries Cursed Scroll.
<Koen> 20:01:35 - Koen says:'i buried it long time ago'
<Koen> 20:01:50 - Jake says:'DDIE'
<Koen> 20:01:50 - Jake says:'ILL GIVE YOU 10 SECONDS TO PUT IT IN THE GRAVEYARD OR 
I DISCONNECT'
<Koen> 20:01:50 - Jake says:'10'
<Koen> 20:01:50 - Jake says:'9'
<Koen> 20:01:50 - Jake says:'8'
<Koen> 20:01:50 - Jake says:'7'
<Koen> 20:01:50 - Jake says:'6'
<Koen> 20:01:50 - Jake says:'5'
<Koen> 20:01:50 - Jake says:'4'
<Koen> 20:01:50 - Jake says:'3'
<Koen> 20:01:50 - Jake says:'2'
<Koen> 20:01:50 - Jake says:'1'
<Koen> *disconnected*
<Koen> :D
<_4TU|Mise> ROFLMAO
<_4TU|Mise> ROFLMAO
<Koen> MTGPlaya
<Koen> that was
<_4TU|Mise> LOLOLOLOLOL

*** Koen changes topic to 'Who the fack removed topic? | A drunk Koen = a mise :D'
*** RobAWAY was kicked by Koen (If ur away, why ur here????)
<_0TU|Mise> kick dad too
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<GoNoldiee> ya
<GoNoldiee> kick him
<GoNoldiee> :[
*** ZzDaDzZ was kicked by Koen (There's nothing like kicking dad, it relieves just 
so much, oh yeah!!!! Go NAU!! )
<GoNoldiee> lol
<GoNoldiee> goddamit
<GoNoldiee> i want to be on vacation now
<GoNoldiee> getting drunk every day
<GoNoldiee> :}
<Koen> then watch porn and dream of all the girls u gonna have
<Koen> :D
<GoNoldiee> ok
<GoNoldiee> brb
<Koen> ok :D
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*** masturbat is now known as GoNoldiee
(In case you wondered, it took him 3 minutes to change nick back, lol)

*** Koen changes topic to 'Who the fack removed topic? | A drunk Koen = a mise :D 
|| Unban Koen from #e-tourney, plz tks'
<GoNoldiee> lol

<Psychodad> [21:24:38] (@T-Pup): Psychodad has most original applicatoin
<Psychodad> [21:24:42] *** Joins: BiG_SHoW (shatterD@12.24.133.192)
<Psychodad> [21:24:43] : MIse :>
<Psychodad> [21:24:48] (BiG_SHoW): heh
<Psychodad> [21:24:50] (aggro): c/p please :D
<Psychodad> [21:24:52] (Puffa`): lol
<Psychodad> [21:25:01] (@T-Pup): <Psychodad> I'm always around, I've accomplished 
to shit in the toilet, and I'm dead sexy, perfect PM =P
<Psychodad> LoL or no =P
<KoenSPORT> rofl

<|3NL|Koen> well in beginning he just counters everything i play
<|3NL|Koen> i had 1st turn quirian ranger wich resolved
<|3NL|Koen> he FoW 2nd turn Wall of Root
<|3NL|Koen> thus slowing me down
<|3NL|Koen> and not being able to play anything 3rd turn :(
<|3NL|Koen> so long time attack with ranger
<|3NL|Koen> he uses quicksand
<|3NL|Koen> i start casting 4cc stuff
<|3NL|Koen> counters of course
<|3NL|Koen> he gets outta counters
<|3NL|Koen> i play squee :D
<|3NL|Koen> with bird
<|3TU|Nold> he was playing just draw go?
<|3NL|Koen> attack till like 11
<|3NL|Koen> yup
<|3NL|Koen> i play survival
<|3NL|Koen> he counter, me with so much mana, cast FoW
<|3TU|Nold> LOL
<|3NL|Koen> i only have 1 squee btw :(
<|3NL|Koen> survival resolves
<|3NL|Koen> he palinchron ouchy :(
<|3NL|Koen> i attack with squee
<|3TU|Nold> thats dumb
<|3TU|Nold> :/
<|3NL|Koen> he after some thinking decides to block
<|3NL|Koen> :D
<|3NL|Koen> i get squee, search dawnstrider, cast
<|3NL|Koen> he counter, me FoW
<|3NL|Koen> he conceded
<|3NL|Koen> :D
<|3NL|Koen> he didn't have anything vs dawnstrider
<|3TU|Nold> lol
<|3NL|Koen> :D
<|3NL|Koen> dawnstrider a mize or no?
<|3TU|Nold> nothing vs dawnstrider lol
<|3NL|Koen> he sided out keg i think

<TheNoid> [18:50] (@tumba): the coldest i have been in is -42 C
<TheNoid> [18:50] (@tumba): and that's cold
<TheNoid> [18:51] (Foxic): whayts
<TheNoid> [18:51] (Foxic): -42
<TheNoid> [18:51] (Foxic): c
<TheNoid> [18:51] (Foxic): in f
<TheNoid> [18:51] (Foxic): ?
 <TheNoid> [18:51] (@tumba): when u "pie" outside it's have been ice before 
it touch ground

<Koen> <ExDeath> "Please fuck me"  "I don't think penile-vaginal 
intercourse would be prudent at this juncture"
<Koen> lol

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<Koen> 
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
<Koen> 
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINN
NNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG Yell_me
<Koen> ur satisfied now yell_me?
<Koen> then u can change ur nick :P
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<Koen> lol

<FXClone> anyone wants to p+lay app ?
<[0vdMande> nope
<[0vdMande> we like pokemon
<FXClone> ok
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<[0lennart> lol
<[0NL]Koen> lol

<[3NL]Koen> lol
<[3NL]Koen> Last Turn (no cards) If I draw a land, I think that I somehow 
win this game. I know that I could have counted all of the cards in the 
graveyard and the out of game pile to determine if the last card was, in 
fact, a land, but the die has been cast.  I don’t want to know.  I pound 
the deck, utter a quick missive to Tongo and draw.....Wasteland!  Ah, how 
sweet the turnabout.  the very card that got me into the sh*t is going to 
pull me back out.  I drop Wasteland and swing with the Little Village That 
Could (I think I can, I think I can...) and the other Village (I think I 
can too!).  
Matt says "does it matter?"  
I reply "swinging for 6."  
He says, "OK, I’ll take it, I am at 1."  
I reply "um, no, I think you are dead;" 
"1 from the Force on the Wax/Wane last turn, remember?"  Matt replies 
"Oh, in that case, I’ll Consult" and writes 6 back down on his scoresheet.  
I stop him, and call for a judge.  The judge rules (correctly) that 
since he wrote down the loss of life, he indicated a willingness to take 
the damage, and thus, was dead. 
<[3NL]Koen> Q: How many cards did I go through this match? 6 (mulliganed 
draw) +6 (consult) + 41 (consult = 53.....plus 8 draw phases = 61...hooray 
for the 61st card that Should Not Be In The Deck.
<Wham> rofl !
<[3TU|nold> lol

<Koen> I beat Jelger Wiegersma who was top 10 at PT Chicago by playing 1st 
turn lyrist, mise or no?
<Koen> the fireball for 20 for G
<Koen> :D
<Nold> lol
<Nold> :>

<_3MadMan> <HeD|TCHJ> who are you?
<_3MadMan> <_3MadMan> I'm Koen Moerman, I live at Rietzanger 108, 1628 CR 
Hoorn, The Netherlands, u can email me at KoenMoerman@hotmail.com and write 
letters to the address named before, hereby at ur service, nice to meat u
<_3MadMan> <HeD|TCHJ> lol
<_3MadMan> <HeD|TCHJ> I meant as far as this mini
<_3MadMan> <HeD|TCHJ> :P

<Koen> "If a deck is broken enough to allow me to qualify, I say keep it."
<Koen> -- Paul Jordan's final words on extended season (as heard by BDM)

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<Koen> lol

<Nold> #itourney3 rofl
<Koen> why?
<Koen> like there will be 3 at the same time
<Koen> i guess imagic feels they have a prosperous future, thinking they 
will have 3 at same time once
<Rob-> lol
<Nold> #itourney is tman's
<Nold> :P

<Koen> Krakower draws and casts Circle of Protection: Green!
<Koen> "I thought about it and realized that my creatures are a lot more 
scary than his," Krakower explained later. "So I boarded in a COP: Green 
against his Bribery strategy."
<Koen> lol

<Koen> hi
<Koen> r u waiting for TU constructed qualifier?
<[0negat> yes
<Koen> i got good news and bad news
<[0negat> OK 
<Koen> good news: There is a TU constructed Qualifier! :D
<[0negat> and...
<Koen> bad news: It already started in #itourney3
<[0nl|rvs> lol !

<Koen> <Patl> YES!!
<Koen> <Patl> it worked
<Koen> <Koen> now all u have to do is one more thing
<Koen> <Patl> you rock, thanks alot
<Koen> <Koen> to be able to play with other ppl from irc
<Koen> <Koen> type: /con /con
<Koen> <Patl> ok

<{3NL}Koen> <CV|SoAP> it sound like if you mom got butt fu*ked by a donkey
<{3NL}Koen> *** {3IyarHJ2 sets mode: +b *!Doomsday_S@A090-
0756.NYCM.splitrock.net
<{3NL}Koen> *** CV|SoAP was kicked by {3IyarHJ2 ( You've been warned about 
that lang*age. Go a*ay. )
<Nold> lol

<{3NL}Koen> <{3IyarHJ2> Language: The use of foul language has always been 
debated by many people, and we have decided to allow "minor language" to be 
allowed, but we are FIRMLY against the words "c*nt,", "f*ck", or ANY racial 
slurs. 
<{3NL}Koen> <{3NL}Koen> the 1st word where u are against, that's just 
another name for vagina, why is such a beautiful body part of the other 
sexe considered foul language?
<{3NL}Koen> <{3IyarHJ2> lol
<{3NL}Koen> <{3tchj1> lol

<[3NL]Koen> 2nd game i lost btw, that was very close, he had 3 shadows, me 
at 3, he at 6, and i had 2 crystalline, so i was like, might as well 
concede, i draw, MUSCLE SLIVER :D he sword mah own creature, oh, ok gg :P
<[3TU|nold> lol

<[0NL]Koen> <[0NL]Koen> u might not have noticed, but u have [0 in ur nick, 
indicating u wanted to play in this mini, and u shouln't be surprised by 
the fact that ur actually paired now. As a matter of fact, ur paired vs ME!
<[0NL]Koen> :P
<dfiajfdia> lol :D