| PART I BY STACEY (Jenna and Stacey are at the mall, checking out hot guys. Stacey stops to look in a pet store window, while Jenna ties her shoe. Jenna stands up and faces the HMV. There�s a big crowd. She walks closer to see what�s happening, then runs back to Stacey excitedly.) Jenna: Oh my god oh my god oh my god!! Stacey: I know what you mean, these kittens are ADORABLE! Jenna: No, that�s not it.....Guess who I just saw in the record store? Stacey: Ummmmm....... Jenna: (impatiently) 2gether!! Can you believe it?! And they�re even cuter in real life!!! Stacey: Let�s go! I wanna see Chad!!! (grabs Jenna and pulls her towards the HMV where they worm their way through the crowd.) Jenna: (sighs with disappointment) We�re NEVER gonna meet them if this line doesn�t get any shorter... Stacey: (smiles, then begins to scream) AHHHHH!!!!! I JUST SAW THE BACKSTREET BOYS!!!! (Suddenly all the 2gether fans are out f the store, searching for the REAL boy band. Jenna and Stacey move to the front of the line, coming face to face with 2gether.) Jerry: (smiling) Thanks! Those fans were getting to be WAY too much. If I signed one more autograph, I think my hand would�ve been stuck like this. (He holds up a pen holding hand, posed to sign his name.) Mickey: Yo, bitches. Mickey P be thanking y�all, know what I�m sayin�? Chad: (blushing) Hi. Stacey: (whispers to Jenna) Isn�t he cute!!? (Jenna nods and turns to QT) QT: I�m dying of a chronic liver disease. You wanna come back to the hotel with me? Doug: QT! QT: What? Doug: You don�t even know her name! QT: (rolling his eyes) So? Doug: So....you shouldn�t ask someone to a hotel when you don�t know their name. QT: Why not? Doug: Just.....just because, that�s why. Jenna: (giggling) Don�t worry, Doug.. Chad: (quietly) What ARE your names? Stacey: I�m Stacey, this is Jenna. Chad: I�m Chad. Stacey: I know. Chad: Oh. Stacey: But that�s okay......hey, you wanna go look at the seedoos down at SportsCheck with me? Chad: (happily) Sure! I like the yellow ones! Stacey: (gasping) Me too! (They walk off 2gether)(Heehee) Mickey: (laughing)Yo, man. I KNEW my boy was a player...heheheh. Jerry: (looks at his watch and sighs) C�mon guys, we have a meeting with our new label. Doug: Oh MAN......... Mickey: Mickey P don�t be havin� no lunch with no new record label. Besides, if Chad gets a ho and misses the damn lunch, Mickey P should too! QT: Yeah! I wanna spend some time with what�s-her-face over here. Jenna: It�s Jenna. QT: Right......so are you cool with that apartment thing? We can...uh...play Scrabble or somethin�. Doug: Don�t let him fool you, Jenna. He just wants to get �jiggy with it� if you know what I mean. QT: Dude, chicks don�t want small talk........ Jerry: (sighs).....they just want to get busy, yeah, we know, QT. Well, while you guys are off having fun, I�ll be working my ass of to get us a better deal. You guys DO want to have a home again, right? Jenna: (confused) You guys are homeless? What happened with the one in LA? Doug: They gave it to 4evah, remember? Jenna: Ohhhhh.......riiiiigggggghhhhhhht....... (thinks for a minute, then smiles with excitement) Hey! Stacey and I are on our own for a month or so....you guys wanna crash with us? QT: Only if I can share your bed...... Jerry: You guys, we can�t just stay with someone we just met! Doug: Why not? They seem nice enough...... Jerry: (angry) Sure, they SEEM nice. But when your sleeping on their nice comfy futon, enjoying being a freeloader, they�re gonna come along and try to kill you. Believe me. QT: (shaking his head) You�re screwed, dude. Mickey:(nodding towards QT) The little mans right! These bitches aint gonna hurt your pansy white boy ass........and if they try to, they gotsta answer to Mickey P, yo? Doug: (to Jenna) You sure you don�t mind? How�s Stacey gonna feel about this? Jenna: (grinning) I�m sure she�ll be okay with it.... (MEANWHILE, IN SPORTSCHECK) Chad: (excitedly) .......and then in Episode six, counting the prequal as one, when Darth Vader cuts the guys hand off I learned my best laser noise. It goes like this... (makes laser noises) Pwweeeeeweewppppp!pwewepppeeeeeeeeppppp!! Stacey: (impressed) That�s so cool, could you teach me to do that? Chad: I dunno, it�s really hard......But I can try....Here, make you lips like this. (he shapes his lips, and Stacey thinks again how cute they are) (His lips, I mean) Stacey: (Copies the shape) Like this? Chad: (moving closer) No.....like...this...... (he leans closer, so their two faces are centimeters apart.) GO TO PART TWO>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (which Jenna wrote, yeah her!!) |