"hey uh, would you guys like some chicken tenders?"

so a bar called "skybox" just opened up and its right around the corner from my house... no excuses for anybody to not get faded cause a place to sleep is so close... this is cool cause now i can be a "local" at someone elses bar, so you'll know exactly where im at if im not at home... WHOOP WHOOP!!! (why dont i just mix my own drinks if im a bartender?)... so far me n juju went at it, and here is our bill...

- 1 Jaeger bomb
- 1 LA water
- 1 Long Island
- 1 Gorilla
- 1 Gin n Tonix
- 1 California Cool-Aid
- 1 Colorado Bull Dog
- 1 Scooby Snack
- 1 Water (juju)
- 1 Order of Hot Wings

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Total: $33 (did i forget anything?)

"YEAH!!!"... I get $1 off all drinks and 50% off all food for being a bartender... "industry baby!!!"... life is now good n simple, SO LETS GET ALL THE SHIT OUT DA WAY N CHILL DAYMIT!!!

ps: yes there's a stater bros next to the bar, and yes i am a bartender, but being a local drunk is priceless!

- wolf

I swear, imma go back to the devil if buddha doesnt want me under his wing...

-wolf