ai hav reborn... ai say reborn... after a so so so hard tym ai had so far itz been ruffly too tru... watta yah mean... her listen...

mah past history wiff gurlz haz been horrible... sooo many gone yet no one faithful enuff to dar werdz yah kno... still ai had mah game... really im not lyin ai waz tru azz pimpin... eh daz wat yah get fer bein on da "in-crowd" from skoo... den again ai defied da trend and went rebel wen ai reached mah sophmore year... popularity aint shiet moe fuggahz yu stoopid nameless trendy fuckz...*HA! an ai uze tah be ona dem*... anywayz dat aint got nuttin tah do wiff dis...

so anywayz bad history wiff gurlz and a free lyf uv camel game spittin... den again ai did settle wiff sumone aftah... ai gave her one speculation bout how imma go bout it... imam settle an trust yu... to cut it short lyk 8 monthz or so pass an nuttin nevva evva happened... trust an tym wnet 6 feet undah... but da tyng ai lost most waz mah self...

sure im not gunna lie but since den ai havent been able to produce my sheit az good az ai uze tah... til 2 day... a nyt out clubbin set me straight fer good...

wat ai thought ai lost fer evva waz gained all back wiff 5 single werdz..."did yu come hea alone"... shiet... ai dint expect da next part though...
"who us? yea we all came alone, why do you wanna know?"
"I jez noticed yu 4 dancin alone so ai jez wanted to ask if you wanted to dance wiff me and mah homeboyz"
"you noticed us? wow, and I thought we were jez checkin you out"... *in da back ground one of the gurlz pointed at me, den da next gurl pionted up to da stairz were ai waz at before ai went down... ai thought ai lost mah shiet... gurl ai luv yu... dat helpz alot...*

da feelin from dar haz been weerd... daz all daz been ringin through mah head... at ferst ai wouldnt admit it to mah self dat ai actually gave mah self a rebirth from mah great depression... really... it waz weerd... fer so long ai couldnt find mah self... an all it took waz fer a stranger tah tell me dat...*well da difference from da other tymz iz dat she seemed to mean it... not lyk everyone elz hoo waz tryin tah be funni or sumpin... ooo illin...*

so wat can ai say... nuttin yet... ai jez wanted tah reassure mah self... ai sat down tryin tah fone peepl tah get to da club... Alien an Skunk an Eric waz at da counter... on an off da dance floor... at sum point sum chick an a cupple sat down next tah me...

ai started talkin to da single gurl... asked her to dance but she dint wanna... sed her fren brought her hea tah get her mind offa tyngz... koo shiet... got her name though... Roanne... *OOO FUCK YOU!!! BASTARD IZ BACK!... from wence ai wouldnt dare ai now tred da trail once again...*... although ai dint get her digitz... it waz a good feelin tah get out an talk tah sum new peepl... actually it jez made me tynk bout peepl an dar reazunz fer doyn tyngz...

lyk yea... 4 single chickz lookin fer guyz... a single gurl lookin tah take a load off... a bastard runnin around gettin hiz *ahem* lyf back...

spent da resta da nyt chillin... me an Eric waz spendin tym plottin tah get peepl tah dance wiff Alien an Skunk... ai admit dat ai wanted tah dance... but yea... ai had mah reazunz not to... still ai wanna make up fer it sumtym later...

Marie showwed up later on wiff Tai... she lookz lovely az usual... da bad tyng iz dat wen she came ai had tah leave... dint drive so yea... either way... ai owe yah a dance Marie... diz tym imma last longer... WOO!

stopped by juniorz pad on da way back... den off tah home... Alien seemed content wiff himself... new experience... sumpin new... dunno how iz gunna affect him but yea wat evva...

logged on az soon az ai got home... Mizz Reiko waz online... ai lyk da convo we had... seemz lyk a sweet thang... to me at least...

amairyoko: So baby bro, how did it go?
lil hybrid wolf: eh... coulda been a lil bettah... none da lezz ai got sumpin sumpin...
amairyoko: Ass?
lil hybrid wolf: HA! not dis tym... I gave birth to me...
amairyoko: What?
lil hybrid wolf: aight... tynk bout wat happened wen me an Sumi wen into da dark chasm... wat did ai loze...
amairyoko: A love and trust for girls
lil hybrid wolf: actually... eh... kynda... sumpin lyk dat... ai got mah camel spit back...
amairyoko: Bravo lil bro, so did you have fun?
lil hybrid wolf: sorta... it waz more sentimental dan fun... ai feel full now...
amairyoko: Good boy, so did you find a wife?
lil hybrid wolf: hell nah... im livin it up yo... imma stay dis way... ai jez got alla mah self back now so iz koo... no worriez...
amairyoko: Really?
lil hybrid wolf: foe sho... trust me on dis baby gurl...
amairyoko: I do. Yeah, I really do for some reason
lil hybrid wolf: cuz iz da truth...
amairyoko: Alright, so you went clubbing, found yourself, and I stayed home. You owe me a dance.
lil hybrid wolf: well lez do it now...
amairyoko: HA HA! You stupid ass!
lil hybrid wolf: really... d-lowd dis file...
amairyoko: What is it?
lil hybrid wolf: open up da file...
amairyoko: File open, so what? *Justin Timberlake - Like I Love You*
lil hybrid wolf: dance to it gurl... den yull be dancin to da same song ai am ryt now...
amairyoko: HA HA! You cheese ball
lil hybrid wolf: seriously... yu wanted a dance... so dance... im dancin wiff yu... cheezi but hell it werkz...
amairyoko: Ahh, sometimes I wonder about you, then again you're just yourself, always a sweetie

awwwwwwwww... she called me sweetie... shut yer hole woman an dance...

-Wolf

hey eber body... iz turkey day... shiet wat evva... hadnt logged fer a bit but yea... but ai can assure yu dat ai did a lot in da past tym... jez not dat ai remembah... but hoo give a shiet... ai had fun since den....

fer da day it waz perty koo... woke up late... got up tah play gamez... an ai found out dat mah coilz were settin at Cholo Vista an dat deyll be her in da mornin... tyt sheit... so ai jez sat hea playin gamez wonderin wen ai waz spoze tah leave... Christine came ovva wiff Flexx tah kick it... den we ended up leavin tah getta wiff Alien tah Skunkz...

dropped by a cupple storez tah pick up sum cheeze cake fer fatboy... success... got it at "Food fer Lezz"... saw Cowboy dar wiff 4 bottlez uv wine... im lyk... mah fuggin gawd... let me help yu wiff doz... but yea... off tah Skunkz...

dey all turned dar lil gazeeboo tyng into da dinner table... shiet... lottza food fer all ai can say... ai got mah taterz too... met sum peepl dar... well 2 outta 3 dat ai really got tah kno... Mary-Shane-an Chocolate...

basic dinner wiff da homiez iz all ai can say... not lyk da typical family shiet... jez add lottza fun wiff booze an yah got uz... Jerry an Connie bitin at each otha... Connie burpin... Soopahmayn laffin... da good shiet yah kno...

jez visual a homie feast an daz wat yah got... ai aint gunna try an explain it so yu jez gotta kno... soooo... daz it... ai got drunk az usual... but sobered up near da end... cleaned up.... clozed up da day... an finite...

-Wolf

testin... testin... yeap... fer sum odd reazun... ai pondered myself a moment... yu got sum wat uv a ghetto azn guy stuck in dis area... yet look at wat he do all day... weerd... webpage... an ai am submerged in ebay again... lyk illin... ai jez dun fit dis neighborhood... actually ai dun fit in no were... hybrid... lil hybrid wolf yah see... if yu put yo mind into it... mah name appliez to eber aspect in mah lyf... illin...

so im jez gunna let it looze... ai sat on mah roof durin da meteor shower... almost fell asleep an gunna be late fer werk... but yea... it waz... perty serene... nice... wat evva... da suxxy tyng waz dat ai had one tyng on mah mind dat dint fit in well...

fuk it... ill finish later...

-Wolf

today waz suppoze tah be rest day fer me... but ai ended up bein rudely awaken by repeeted visitz from momma... yah dumb blonde... ferst she woke me up since Santy came... he came tah see mah popz not me... den da second tym she waz pokin at mah scar... da next cupple tymz ai hav no recollection... an da rest were fone callz... oi...

ai waz totally up tah goyn to da beach wiff Saipen tahday *actually dat waz mah main plan...*... but ai fergot dat momma asked me tah take her to "Zion" an pick up sum food shiet... Saipen called me on da way dar... round 2.45PM... ai thought it wouldnt be long so ai sed ill be back a lil later so were still on... koo koo...

got to da korean market an dis place waz totally clean... lyk da ranch market but smaller an more brighter... illin... well actually it waz more lyk a "Mitsuwa" marketplace... even still... we got sum snackz an such... momz got a bento bowl set fer bout 15 billz... perty nice... az Alien would say it... dis iz a fine establishment...

momz drove up tah "Mitsuwa" next since it waz ryt dar... dint hav no cash so ai waz assed out in cdz an such... wanted da new "Da Stage" mag... still... no wonderz til fryday... on a side note... in both "Mitsuwa" an "Zion"... two main characterz caught mah eye...

at "Zion" sum lady actually looked korean... lyk in speculation... from a standin point yu can say it an mean it an get it correct... she wore an outstandin one piece dress reachin ankle height... thick on da strapz... dark blue... and a long sleeve undershirt... hair tied back wiff a spectacular smile... complexion bright lyk sand... kickz reachin lower anklez... applause ai say... applause indeed...

at "Mitsuwa" it waz more different... dis lady wore a rasberry red long coat... wide on da shoulders... open in da front exposin da white blouse wiff a scarf hankerin round da neck... hair split from da side leavin a good impression on her glasses... da belt holdin up her coat midway exposes da red shorts she wore underneath... an tah top it off... she wore black pumpz an had an allurin walk pattern... truly yu can say japaneze style...

anywayz... we browzed fer a bit round da mini shopz... Noodlez got a "MarshiMaro" organizer at 5 billz... da clark had da cutest accent... well imma sucker fer japaneze accentz... ai hav no idea Y... ai would accept it more dan any other... cant explain it... iz not lyk Flip mode or Viet style... iz more clean an well... adoring... shut yo azz bitch... ai jez lyk it...

daz all we got at "Mitsuwa"... an since ai waznt drivin... ai persuaded momz tha drop by "Morning Glory"... *YAH... ai dint drive da whole day...*... Gina waz werkin tahday so ai chatted fer a bit since ai havent visited fer a long while... good tyming too ai caught her fore she waz on break...

since ai had lost mah whistle on da dread day we had "JC Penny" truck at werk... ai got a new whistle finally... also Noodlez wanted a "MarshiMaro" fone strap an a car suction-tyng... ai instisted on payin it in full but still... Gina declined an let me off... once again... *ai owe er big... but she nevva seemz tah let me... actaully ai waz spoze tah grab a drink wiff er at "Tapioca Express" but... ai dint drive... illin... irony aint it...*... so instead ai will be droppin by once again on... fryday... payday fryday... *Gina yer da koolest... mah sister actually sed hi to yah... weerd... really... iz weerd...*

so Gina went on her break an now momz wanted tah go home... but... we asked her tah take uz tah "Best Buy"... weeeeee... check up on mah digi cam an momz video cam... *ahem* momz iz takin a trip to China startin mid December... bull since ai cant go anymore since werk... but still... im takin mah trip in da summah so wat evva goez... China... mah momz iz a commin...

spent qwit a while in "Best Buy" lookin at camz... ai tried lookin fer "Panasonic" digi camz... but dey had none... lyk shiet... ai want mah Lumix... an dat new Dackin Style MD Player iz lookin real nifty... fuggin mang...

finally home... rest fer a long tym... played "Phantasy Star" fer a while... and hea ai am... makin a last minute log fore ai sleep... nah... more lyk play gamez... so yea...

other werdz... ai really wanted tah go to da beach wiff Saipen... but ai dint tynk ai would be gone dat long... so ai apologize... ai sed ai would but ai couldnt so ill make it up... yeap... but yu did get sum pointerz on da permit test... so study... den yu can take me instead... heh... shiettin...

oh and... *ahem* my dearest Reiko... wat day iz it... uh... november 18 correct... iznt it well over mid november... exactly... yu one crazy horse... now get yer groove on and find dat suckah fer da wintah... ill be gamma corrected so dont stress... but ai do feel warm in mah chest fer sum reazon... awwww... ai tynk itz... itz... oh... itz jez indigestion... HA! yah crazy bitch...

OH OH!!! newz fer yu... Elsa a fren from NYC iz suppoze to come down in December... dunno how accurate da info izzzzz... but ai wouldnt be serprized... congratz baby gurl... yu came at da coldest tym tah be in Daygo... even mah sockz are cold... shiet...

but ai do hav dis ponder... if Elsa haz visited twice in da pass year fer kickz... den... how come YOU nevva even came once yet... if a gurl from NYC can make it to Daygo... by plane/car wat evva... darz no reason yu cant... such broken wordz I thought to hav believed from yu... yer closer... shez farther... actually she aint even commin tah visit me... jez example... PWAH!!!... pie in yer face... SUPREME BASTARD

-Wolf

ai arize from da dead... but remain dead... sooo... how can ai go on... walk dead... walk dead... daz da best ai can do...

to undahstand 2day ai jez gotta tell yu dat ai spent until 4AM fryday playin "Phantasy Star" an only got to level 28... sooo... ai waz perty daym exhausted...

at first ai awoke into da ambience uv mah popz fone callz... course ai waz still delerious an shiet... ai couldnt beleev da clock wen it read 8AM... so ai slapped it... an couldnt sleep... so ai lay dar brain dead tynkin im asleep... den alla sudden iz tym fer class...

we got through da rest of our speechz 2day... Alien presented on buddhism... so did Adam an Subha... but hell no material left fer him tah cover... shiet... but yu can tell dat he improved from hiz last speech... a lil more emphasis an focused dis tym... same fer Fatboy... he did hiz speech on french wine an itz qualitiez... he remained da same az last tym... lezz nervous an he added on a sway into hiz style...

class waz held up due to late peepl presentationz... so we got held up fer bout 20 minz extra... still... ai dint sleep... so we hit "Subway" on da way out uv class to Fatboyz... got me a cold cut trio... not really wat ai thought it would be... stupid shiet... but anywayz... we ended up at Fatboyz den migratin up norff tah Soopahmayn pad... bought sum ice cream from Ed... ate hiz food... den left fer home...

Alien went tah get prepped fer Homecommin an ai went tah get prepped fer bed... but instead ai waz drawn by "Phantasy Star" once again... so ai started mah sherade... illin...

at sum point or anotha mom got back from Temecula an ended up at gramz pad... an yea... it waz me dat had tah pick er up... shiet... ai waz so fuggin exhausted by den... ai should hav nevva got up... but yea... still... aftah ai get back home ai get bombarded wiff messages...

talked tah Alien online fore he left christinez... waitin fer Khongsalyz ass... den again dat waz dar tyng so ai had no power on dat... in a cupple minz Skunk call me an ask me tah go watch movie... Harry Potter... 2... either way ai ahd tah turn down since ai had tah pay... an it waz only him an Koo Guy... den durin dat call Saipen callz me an askz tah go kick it...

most uv her planz dun werk out ryt sumtymz but wne dey do... dey do... ai wanted tah decline her offer since ia waz so exhausted... truly ai waz on da verge uv tippin ovva... but she threw me a pick me up an ai ended up goyn... met up wiff er at da 2 story "McDonaldz" an lezzee... in car A waz Julie-Sonya-an 2 otha peepl ai dint get a chance tah meet... Saipen transfered ovva tah "Ayumi"... den off tah pick up Rhea... *she livez so close... ai nevva knew...*... den off tah "Jack in da Crack" tah meet up wiff Susien an Connie... sik shiet...

we almost dint go to da party down souff... but yea... fuck yu imma finish later... so fuggin... exhausted...

so off aftah we met up wiff Susien... traveled from 54... to da 5... den off to da 905... off picador... den del sol... again on twynnie... an one mroe turn... fergot wat street... an we were dar... da shiettin tyng waz... 5 billz per person an shiet... fuggin... den again Saipen waz werkin off da bouncer an got uz in...

it waz oen hella cockfest... da only otha gurlz were mexican besidez da onez dat tagged along... smokerz in da backyard... dancin in da garage... sik... spent mosta da tym in da garage... actually... daz were mah party waz at...

ai waz a lil on da offset since ai dint eat fore ai left *stoopidly*... winded so ai tried tah sit... an yea... Saipen getz me off mah ass sum how... dancin da nyt away... dancin... dancin... dancin... in a cupple intervalz botha uz kept on pullin Julie out da crowd cuz she wand doyn nuttin... yea... she got samiched tween me an Saipen... friggin da nyt away... oopz shiet... fone call... stepped out fer a bit an Saipen started friggin wiff Julie again aftah she sat down...

tried tah call up Fatboy... got through a cupple tymz but ended up textin out da message to em... Susien wobbled out from da garage... high as usual... asked me da same questionz twice in succession... funni shiet... ai wandered back in da garage... but ai cant say much since all ai did waz dance... rest... shiet lyk dat...

course ai ended up on mah ass half da nyt... literally ai should be sleep but yea... Saipen took me out so ai got off mah ass az much az ai could... den off mah feet an into sleep wen she wandered away... da muzix waz bumpin an yet it still dint keep me wake...

for da resta da nyt ai waz brain dead tryin tah stay awake... ai watched Jack an Jon tryin tah freak gurlz from behind... Jack got on Connie at sum point... an sum guy in whyt waz tryin tah impress Rhea da whole nyt... Sonya dint dance at all... everyone elz left early... da nyt waz boppin... through all da dancin ai actually had a chance tah mellow...

da song ai really wanted em tah play waz Nelly "#1"... now dat woulda been shiet... da nyt ended wiff a freestyle gone rong... J Breezie an sum foe were boutta go at it... an Rhea insisted on leavin since she couldnt take situationz lyk dis... koo shiet...

now... 5 peepl tryin tah fit in a 3 seater... *Ayumi iz not a 4 seater since no onez spoze tah sit behind da driver... hence da bastard...*... Sonya sat in da unfomfey plastic part til ai dropped off Rhea... den off wiff Connie who waz KOd in mah backseat... and droppin off Saipen an Sonya at home...

still ai dint go home... met up wiff Alien an Khongsaly at "Dennyz" on Sweetwater... dint order so yea... kick it... spoze tah meet at Fatboyz... but dat dint werk out... sooo... home it iz... an hea ai am... sorta... past log mo fuggah...

-Wolf

enter... enter... enter... oh lowd... ai spent... dis check... on a lotta shiet so far... an gez wat... ai got 50 billz left... now daz sum shiet... an more gamez are commin out... mang... no tym... but ai gotta sacrifice between "Ayumi" an da gamecube now... sheit...

ai am exhausted... lyk... real... real... real exhausted... woke up exactly at 3.30AM from Alienz fone call... over slept... thought to be late tah werk... but hey... Wolf behind "Ayumi" with a bonus on da line... ai actually made it to werk wiff 10 minz to spare... datz 10 more dan we usually get on a daily run... ironic aint it... speed demon with comfort in mind...

EZ day... went tah "Jack in da Crack"... ate da same shiet... went home... dint sleep... but stayed up playin "Phantasy Star Online" fer gamecube... yea ai got it fer Dreamcast but hey... more shiet an lezz load tym...

went straight tah skoo wiff no sleep... learned bout poverty and itz cast on society... fer sum reason ai waz utterly intrigued wiff dat whyt gurl dat sat across from us... ai noticed her before but dis tym ai couldnt stop starin... ai luv her eyez by da way... lyk illin...

course ai went tah da PM shift hella tired... ai dint undahstand since ai waz hyped on laguna... den it slooooowwwweeeed down wen ai sat down... Thumbz waz bout tah KO since he started werkin Evergreen today... Master Thumbz getz no rest... he slept in da office today... and... ill be joinin dis sleep shiet soon... El asked me tah come in on mid-day... soooo... ai will... more moola since iz da enda da month... lyk illin...

-Wolf

nuttin seemz tah werk out da way it duz... ai mean... ai can plan az hard az ai want... but den again it spinz da otha way... actually fer better...

ai spent mah Fryday nyt playin game az uzual... spoze tah go back out wiff Alien an da resta da peepl... but yea... ai dint... cuz... ai waz out dar... den came back home... an now dey want me tah drive back dar... sed ok... but ai jez sat dar doyn nuttin... went on ebay fer a cupple hourz... yea hourz... fuggin shiet... den bout 4AM... ai started doyn mah speech... finished by 5... an im set...

ai set mah tym at 8.15AM so ai cna get sum tym tah dress up... went tah class... an everyone elz waz doyn speech... at ferst ai thought we were passed up since Skunk signed uz up fer day 1... den it turned Misty dint put uz on da roster since we werent hea... me Fatboy and Khongsaly were put on roster 2... ai waz spoze tah go before Khongsaly... but OJ missed mah name... HA! he wanted me tah stall tym fer him 2... oh well...

Khongsaly waz called an he waz horrified... he waz spoze tah go aftah me but yea... raize hell boa... he went up on da topic uv korean hiop hop... so he free styled hiz hole speech... how... yu can tell since he repeated a lotta tyngz ovva... "agiht jez chill... an take a moment... jez chill aight... aight... chill... koo koo... chill..."... daym... yu more werse dan a drunk Funny... anywayz... he got a good kix off hiz speech... it went koo an he did it... great innovation...

ai waz put last an such... ai memorized mah speech... everytyng... wat ai waz gunna do... wat ai waz gunna say... an yea... ai started it off wiff mah opener... den a qwik fix were ai put in mah joke... oh... mah topic waz on japanese teen fashion...

at ferst ai kept mah ground an sed it lyk ai wrote it... den switched it off an sed...
"you can tell a lotta tyngz by wat peepl wear... mah hat sayz imma fisherman... mah top sez imma skater... mah pantz say b-boy... an mah shoez... dey say im broke"
at dat tym da whole class laffed an ai couldnt take it... so ai took mah own speech an threw it in da trash... so lyk Khongsaly... dis speech became freestyle...

az ai went through mah speech... partz uv wen ai wanted tah be serious... were actually funni... an even wen ai tried tah stall lyk a second or 2... wat ai sed waz funni... illin... funni guy an dun even kno it...

da best waz at da end wen ai stalled da class fer bout 15 secondz wiff a non stop sentence... an heaz mah enda... or how it waz spoze tah be...
"no matter hoo yu are... wether it be da b-boy... da goth... or da every day skoo boy... lyk everyone elz in da world... it dun really matter... cuz yu end up in da same tyng at da end uv da day... a pair uv pajamaz"
now dat... ai got handz full... more dan ai expected... ai luv speech...

we were spoze tah go to Fatboyz aftah class... but da road waz blocked an we ended up commutin... ryt fore da freeway ai took a turn tah "Ross"... cut tyngz short... Fatboy an da rest met up an ai ot 3 pair uv pantz at 60... were at da mall ai would only get 2... illin...

by da tym we were done it waz rainin so we took shelter at Plaza... parkin waz such a bitch dar yo... ai parked way in da back on da lower level back entrance... lyk illin...

no idea wat we wenttah get... but Soopahmayn an Fatboy were checkin out fone planz... Alien Skunk an Khongsaly went were evva... ai wandered round lookin fer Phantasy Star... fer da cheapest price... walked into "Kay B Toystore" an hooz werkin... Mitchell... ai nevva knew... he walked uz tah me an Khongsaly an proceeded tah tell uz bout da discount card... spend bout 4 x 25 dollarz werth an get 10% off da next item... *actually he came an punched a card an handed it to uz*...

everyone elz left cept fer Alien cuz dey had tah go werk... so we walked round da mall a bit longer... Alien waz lookin fer a suit fer Morse Homecommin... lyk illin... dne ai ran into Chad an Beverly... walkin outta "JC Penny"... yepa... daz bout it... so we kept walkin round... fer lyk.. fer evva... den eventually we left...

at some point Jodie called me tah invite me tah watch a movie... koo...

finish later... be back... nah actually... ill stop it ryt hea... ai went... uh... were did ai go aftah... home ai tynk.. den hit da sack all da way on a 12hr radius... sik shiet... monstah sleep...

-Wolf

daym mang... ai luv frydayz... but not morninz fore werk... ebay took mah soul... again... ai thought ai got outta it... but ai find mah self spendin a lotta money fore ai even hav it... shiet... but still... itz good pricez an shiet... look... R1 coilovers fer 70 billz... goodness... but wen ai need ebay da most... iz alwayz on repair... only fryday though... an daz wen mah shiet endz yo... fuck...

dis week totally suxxed at werk... only PM shift though... it all started on monday wen we had bout 6000 pound canz full uv papaya or pineapplez... filled da hole 767 yo... bull shiet... da next day it waz jez hell since all da supervisorz were bitch slappin each other cuz nuttin waz goyn ryt... not our fault but UPS'z... lyk illin...

all ai can say iz dat iz fryday... an payday fryday... woo... rest... im finally outta debt an can spend dis one on wat evva... so far herez da sure fire uv wat imma spend it on...

- Thumbz debt fer V-Tec controller : 75
- New bulbz fer Ayumi : 30
- Phantasy Star : 50
- Resident Evil 0 : 50
- Metroid Prime : 50
- James Bond Nightfire : 50
- Bros B-Day : 20
- Ebay cashout : 50

ruffly daz mah hole paycheck... but fuck it... hoo sed ai waz gunna need all dat... it waz jez a sum... most likely ill blow it all before ai even reach Resident Evil 0... so iz more lyk... food shiet an fun schuff... yeap... dat Samurai Edge iz callin mah name... im itchin tah uze it on sum one once ai get it though... paintball mode...

-Wolf

sleep... ai figured it... ai need none... but ai figured sumpin elz too... tynk... october 31... awoke at 3.00PM fer werk... went out trickin an shiet... came back... no sleep yet... left fer werk in AM... itz november 01... nothing after werk jez uzed comp fer a bit... left fer PM shift... came home... stayed wake since we goyn tah "Knottz Skerry Farm" in da mornin... november 02... no skoo jez left straight dar... no sleep yet... none none none... November 03... mornin bout 5AM... shot down... shot down... slept straight through da 3rd... woke up november 4 tynkin it waz da 3rd... shiet... one day uv mah lyf waz sleep... lez recap...

startin from mornin of Knottz... went tah get Alien round 9 since ai waz spoze tah leave fer skoo... nuttin due so we met at Fatboyz... still sleep... everyone waz still... so we sat dar listenin tah trance in fronta Fatz pad... he finally woke up so we went tah watch TV inside... ai felt lyk shiet an wanted tah sleep... but Soopahmayn came an we left fer "BB King" an "99 Cent" store... got sum sheit... food since ai dint eat... uh... came back an Sai waz dar at da pad... dint hav anytyng tah do so he stopped by... chatted... den Koo Guy an Peng came...

we were gunna leave at da tym but Soopahmayn went back up tha change... Fatboy went tah get Faye an Abby... so... we jez prepped car wize fer da trip... water... oil... gaz... which alla uz barely had...

finally we were all prepped an we left... left fer sum place near Mission... shiet... it waz bout 1PM an we still dint leave... went tah meet Annie cuz were blowwin out er bday cake... or sumpin lyk dat... koo koo... we browzed around da place... Alien got a Souff Pole jacket fer 12 billz... authentic... jez outta season... but still it waz perty tyt... den we walked round da book store til Anniez party waz redy tah leave... leave tah get redy fer da trip... shiet... are we evva gunna leave...

followed a bit into sum back streetz to sum place... dey were gettin redy dar... an dey couldnt get redy before... still... we followed... at sum point Soopahmayn startin yappin bout sumpin wiff Alien... an ai fergot wat triggered it but ai sed "myung kai hun goo drift ah?!"... meanin... "YU WANNA SEE ME DRIFT!!!"... so ai dint tynk ai waz really gunna do it... but ai pulled into it alredy so ai did... pushed Alien an Soopahmayn tah one side... an ai stopped perfectly ryt behind a car dat we were followin... uh... we were at dar pad alredy... funni shiet... hiz mom came runnin out lyk sumpin happened... WOO!!! AI DINT GET CAUGHT!!!... drift machine.... drift machine... one uv da carz looked at me all disgusted... evryone elz waz in awe... geez... lyk dey nevva seen driftin in dar lyf or sumpin... well... it waz a perty hood so yea... mebbe not... welcome ghetto...

finally we left fer da road... took sum more back roadz til we ended up on da 805 south... now dis... nuttin tah say... jez a long az trip down da road... me Alien an Soopahmayn jez cracked jackz an shiet til we got to da area... now heaz da shiet... we all wanted tah go tah Chinatown... but Anniez group wanted tah go to a mall... a mall... a mall in Loz Angelez... a mall in Daygo... waz da difference... eww... so we went to da mall... ai tried tah catch sum Zz but couldnt... too much ambience... an ai swear... evry asian guy had da same hair cut... Khongsaly fit ryt in... it waz... horrific... ai lyked it... ai waz different...

so... we waited... an waited... an waited fer Anniez group tah finish shoppin at a MALL... den we went tah "Krispie Kremez" next door... asian lady gave uz a free sample... RYT OUTTA DA MACHINE!!! SO GOOEY!!! WOOOOO!!!... ai lyked it... da machine waz tremendous... huge an nuttin but frostin... woo... ai lykem.. but dey expensive az hell... illin...

again... we thought we were leavin... yet Anniez group left tah "Jack in da Crack" crozz da street... ... ... wat... yu ate da home... ate at da mall... had sum donutz... an yu went tah get burgerz... lyk... how much food can yu guyz consume... either way we finally left to da freeway... diz tym ai dint kno wat da heyo waz goyn on since we went south wen were spoze tah head norff... lost... lost iz wat we were... den ai waz put on lead tah head uz back... so... norff we went... me an Fatboy exited Brookhurst while Koo Guy an da otha ride went more up norff... dey exited Manchester... while we took Cresent.... an we still got dar ferst...

shiet... ill pick up later... leavin fer werk...

look... next day alredy... either way... da lien into da parkin lot extened all da way out inta da main street... it stank lyk lamb shiet out dar yo... literally it waz... dint take uz long tah find parkin... den again it took uz a bit tah walk to da entrance... shiet... but none da less it waz koo... course we couldnt get in since koo guy had our ticketz... so we waited fer a bit... Alien Faye an Abby went an browzed da gift shopz... me an Soopahmayn went to da baffroom... saw sum japaneze chick an sum white gurl jumpin on each other on da way dar... truly amazin site since ai havent seen a japaneze gurl act so open an freely... den again dis waz LA an not Daygo... fuggin Daygo... fuggin Daygo... anywayz... da hole baffroom waz electric an shiet... me an Soopahmayn spent a cupple minutez playin wiff da faucet an toiletz lyk dat one black dude from da "Best Buy" commercialz... ai lyked it...

again we waited outside fer Koo Guy... Anniez group got hea before em a lil... dey dint wait fer uz so dey went in... lyk illin... so a cupple minz later Koo Guy iz finally hea an we get in... at ferst it waz a routine search an shiet... an ryt at da entrance sum foe runz out all crazy an startz scarin da crap outta peepl alredy... im lyk... now datz a greetin...

it waz a perty nice atmosphere... fer me at least... it waz dark an morbid... buncha peepl screamin... monsterz an shiet runnin round... all fogged up... ai lyked it... dark an gloomy... ona da workerz dressed up az sum psycho lookin shiet... it waz perty koo wat he had tah do... on hiz arm an shinz were rollerz so hiz azz could run an jump an lunge at peepl... it waz sik shiet...

da ferst place we went to waz a haunted houze... freak houze... typical fun house an scary shiet... fer dis... Faye waz next tah me an ai got ripped around everytym she waz startled... trust me... she waz freaked...

next we headed off into a clown house... Abby waz on me dis tym... da difference between Abby an Faye iz dat Abbyz more uv a wuss... dis iz were ai really got hurt... at one point in da house Abby waz so freaked dat she threw me on da wall... held on to mah hand an rammed through evryone... an yet still da clown kept commin aftah her... lyk eww... ai got thrown around jez lyk dat...

we took a break an stood in a crowd waitin fer sumpin... ai dint care since dey were playin trance... trance... trance at a scary park... onw datz da shiet... ai whipped out mah glo stickz fer a while... blu an whyt make a perfect pair in a place lyk dis... we dint stay long so we turned round an walla... a ride ryt in fronta uz... sum dinosaur ride... so lame... ai had tah hide mah glo stickz since it illuminated da hole room... illin...

im not sure wat happened next... but we walked fer a bit lookin fer ridez... we saw sum wicked azz water ride... at da end waz a vertical drop... an da outcome... big wavez onto peepl lookin or passin da bridge... we looked up an we were lookin straight at da Xcellerator... dis shiet is Superman ride combined wiff Goliath... but backwardz... it shootz yu off jez az fast az Supermayn... but at da peak speed yu climb a vertical 90 degreez while twistin an da same on da way down... very fast ride... tyng dat waz stupid waz dat it waz on repairz az soon az we reached half way... now fuck dat shiet if it waz bein repaired... ai aint gunna die today...

so insted... we headed off to sum ride... fergot da name... ai tynk Boomerang... me Abby Faye an Khongsaly hit dis ride up... it waz a long long long azz line... ai kept fallin asleep standin up an shiet... really no bull shiet... ai woke up az soon az we got on da ride... me an Abby sat in da middle section so we were high yet not so high... either way... it waz koo... ai tried tah scream on da drop an raise mah armz but gravity ate me... on da loopz ai waz mobile again... sik shiet... on da foto finished Abby ended up lookin lyk a guy while ai had a sinister look... ai shoulda bought da foto... either way...

we hit up da food court tah wait fer da resta da peepl since dey dint ride... Alien won sum bone head on legz... Soopahmayn an Fatboy jez lost money... uh... iz kynda bleak wat we did next... uh... went to... a... haunted house ai tynk... since tym waz cuttin short... or waz it a ride... ahh fuck it ai wont go in order den...

at sum point alla uz rode da kiddie ride at sum aztec temple... da line want too sort... too long... jez shiet... nuttin too much tah say... waznt too fast or droppin... Alien had a kick since all he did waz scream an shiet... Soopahmayn klowned him since he over exagerated a small situation az a kiddie ride... lyk illin...

we hit up Montezuma Revenge... evryone uv course... da lyne in dis waznt too long... but it piled up aftah we got dar... woo shiet... got dar at da ryt tym... now dis ride... waz anotha Superman based ride... hella fast start... we watched sum peepl go ferst an sum made da mistake uv not restin dar head back since dar head jez snapped back so fast... funny shiet... ai sat dis one alone ryt behind Fatboy an Faye... we launched off an nona uz could move until we hit da loop an da end uv da track... on da way backwardz... ai beat gravity an slapped Fatboy in da back uv da head... astonishin... az soon az we got off... Alien waz all bright red... da boa really haz nevva rode a roller coaster before... pity...

ai remember dat we went to 3 more haunted housez aftah Boomerang... ona em waz Alien Attack... perty... crappy... jez a buncha paper wallz an guyz in white suitz wiff rice shakerz... waznt koo at all since it had a lotta strobez... but ai got skerred da most hea... or waz it sum otha one... either way ai tynk it waz hea... one Abby took mah attention an da guy came in from mah side... another waz at sum star room... ai caught two guyz dat blended in wiff da background... but too late tah catch da one beside me... last it waz at da end... da bright azz strobe once again blinded me and da guy emerged from da light... sum skerry azz shiet...

da last tyng we went to waz sum Dracula houze... it woulda been hella good if da workerz dint clock out yet since it waz closin tym... so basically we jez walked round da hole place fer lyk... 15 minz an only one person waz in dar... spooky though since it kept yer senses up bought da next corner... da best an most unforgetable part uv dis haunted house waz da trance... hell yea... dey palyed trance... it waz a certain section since it sed sumpin bout... welcome tah da devilz floor... ai unno... but it waz perty sik... gothic trance... course ai joined in wiff em fer bout 15 secondz uv dance... yea... den left since ai waz da only one wiff em... illin... finally we reacehd da end... were a big giant cloaked guy waited fer uz... ai lyk it... ai lyk it...

ai kno we did hella more shiet... ai jez aint in da ryt shape tah remembah... but on da way out... sum whyt guy started arguin wiff Fatboy... car tah car... den Soopahmayn yellz out fuck yu to em... den Koo Guy chirpz at em... shut da hell outta em... rollin deep moe fuggah... still... ai dint get mah chance so ai revved on em wen we got out an da street... eh... nuttin ai could do so dat waz it...

da road waz all clear fer home an it dint take to long tah get back on da freeway... course we were lost fer a bit but ai waznt feelin too egotystical tah keep drivin so ai pulled into sum 7-11... were a customer helped me out... tah da 604 to da 405 an ride da way dar... koo... Koo Guy fergot tah put on hiz head lightz on da road an sum cop spot lighted him... ai hi beamed... an it still took em a while tah figure... either way...

fuck... got werk again... ill... log... later... fuggin too long fer a log...

fugg it... if it takez more dan 2 dayz tah rite den imma cut it short... went dennyz on way back... left since no service... ride down I-5 til we reached anotha dennyz... had sum laffz... Faye sed "may ai hav a sampler" in country accent... left fer home... evryone sleepy... swerved back an forth a lil... Koo Guy turned back since he fergot wallet at dennyz... nearing Sorrento Valley fog hell thickened... reduced speed on freeway to a mere 35 mph since ai could barely see 3 feet in fronta "Ayumi"... made it home safely... end...

-Wolf

new month an fuggin iz da weekend alredy... not too shabby... aight tah set sumpin straight... ai figured dat sumone so dearly special tah me will be stoppin by soon... lez leave a message fer him...

*ahem* hello fuckah... ai adore dat yu mimick me an want tah be me... but dat aint gunna cut it... jez cuz yu uze mah name... an uze mah linguo duznt mean dat yu are evva gunna be az "KOO" az ai am... ai do appreciate dat yu lyk me an all... but daym... calm down... yu aint gotta go all out an uze mah shiet tah impress outta peepl dat yu can be me... uze mah material against me... yu are a fan... ai do adore yu... shiet... dun take it too far now... remambah dat sheit "stan" bah Eminem... ai aint need yu tah be lyk dat mayn... hey... ill call yu stan... so stan... take it EZ mayn... cut it down on uzin mah shiet... mah "koo" ness an sheit... aight stan... daz it... all yu iz izza fan... hey now... ai sed settle... imma break yo neck so jez mello...

dumbazz moron... yu kno hoo yu iz... an ai kno hell be stoppin bai perty soon since im so "koo" an shiet... anywayz... recap back start from halloween aftah werk...

went straight tah Fatboyz pad an sheit... Khongsaly an Soopahmayn waz dar next tah uz... Fatboy waz out buyyin sum new kickz... took bout an hour from wen he told me tah stop by... either way... Skunk waz wiff em... an we took off tah Juniorz pad... da initial plan waz tah run down La Jolla an get sum candy an gaz money... but instead we went wiff Juniorz agenda an went tah "Try Thai Cafe"... run by ona hiz co werkerz... sik shiet... den again... we spent a cupple minz ridin up an down El Camino... trust me... dat sheit waz in a dead zone next tah "TGIF"... fuggin in da cornah an shiet... anywayz...

basically we went da resta da day dar... dint do much cept sit an drink an eat... fuggin da Pad Thai hez iz hella good... da best in Daygo ai tasted so far... oh yea... it waz sorta a costume party... den again sum customerz dint kno so it waz bout half an half... Skunk waz da ferst tah go since he beleeved "Sapporo" waz strong... an he fell into it... shiettin...

we ran into da hour bout 12 an it waz lyk... bout 3 more til werk tym... it waz still too fuggin early tah go home since round hea peepl dun sleep if izza holiday or sum sheit... an were bettah place tah hit up... downtown... no noe evva sleep on a holiday... so from dar... we took Soopahmayn home an hit downtown...

now... if yu lyv in Daygo den yu kno how it iz durin diz season... but ai lyked dis yearz crowd da best... check dis... we saw a fatazz penis... a tree... *daz gotta be da most original sheitz ai seen since fer evva*... da syt most etched into mah head waz sum fyne az gurl ridin ona dem carriage ridez... she had on lyk a mesh fish net type bikini... aight... not even a bikini... more lyk Eve's leaves outfit... tyt shiet... da most crowd appeazin waz da jogger group... groupa frenz out dar doyn wat dey do best... hav fun an shiet...

ona da otha reazonz ai lykked dis year iz dat dar waz moe black peepl dan before... well aight... moe guyz dan gurlz... kynda put me down a lil but it waz koo... if yu wanna hav fun durin crazy seasonz lyk St Patrickz or sum shiet... alwayz get wiff a black crew... iz da most fun yu can get yo... illin...

Broadway an mosta... bout all da maint surroundin buildinz near Horton... waz all fulla peepl... no shiet... da most crowded place at da tym waz dat intersection tween Pacific Theatre an sum sheit... da porno shop... ai tynk... mosta da asian peepl were kickin it down near Horton... ai shoulda stopped an talked... but yea... ideaz pop up too late intah da nyt... WOO!... either way... darz more dan one chance tah do it gain... lez ai die uv course... how morbid...

Khongsaly had tha leave at 1.30 so we all did... wanted tah stay but fuggin had werk in lyk an hour an shiet... so we left da scene an went back home fer a bit... now... da nyt before da AM shift... ai dint sleep... now dis... ai dint sleep into da next AM shift... fuggin loco... so hea... aftah werk ai did get a chance tah... lyk illin...

blah blah blah... aftah PM shift im home... Noodlez wanted tah go watch "Da Ring"... ai waz fuggin tired az hell but ai went anywayz... da bad tyng iz dat iz fryday nyt... an ai waz goyn tah Palm... an trust me... nuttin but teeni boppahz... either way... ai enjoyed da movie...

fer sure ai kynda spoiled it fer mah self since ai saw da japaneze version... an courze ai kno all yu peepl saw it so imma output sum shiet bout it... da only knack ai had bout da US version dat totally shoulda been dar... waz da gurl... well... how duz she kill... ai mean... in da japaneze version it sayz dat she waz psychic an dat she could kill jez by willin it... ai thought it woulda been better to da storylyn if it hinted she had ESP... non da lezz ai lyked it...

sum partz uv da movie were too far fetched... one... how da father goez... ai really cant beleev dat... da mother ai could see why... uh... actually datz it... other dan all da paranormal schuff... da movie could hav dun wiff out da father killin himself... *oh shut yer azz... if yu dint want me tah spoil it den yu shoulda watched da movie by now...*...

in comparison... ai lyk da storylyn to da japaneze version bettah... but ai lyk da US revision either way... jez needed or elaboration on da mother daughter situation... an da psychic tyng... either way... enjoy da movie if yu havent alredy... outti nyggaz...

-Wolf