"Well what do you expect me to think when a friend doesn't pick up the phone for the whole month?"
"EZ... i wuz dead..."

WUT A MONTH WUT A MONTH!!!... never have i ever seen so many different fukn peepl, met so many different peepl, mingled wiff so many peepl... all in a single month...

da fukn month uv may wuz such a fukn deep cut on mah social skillz fer mah peeplz mang... yah jez dont kno... but, all endz well an shiet... da only event i really missed wuz fatboyz berffday jez dis pass weekend, but datz easily excuzable...

so, wiff me so MIA an all dat jazz, not much has really gotten done an shiet... well datz da consequences mang, but i gez im ready to get back on track on finishin eberthang i need... well datz wut i plan on doin if nuttin elz comez up... but letz recap on wut happened so far...

da very ferst event dat started off da month wuz bouasonez preweddin which i did indeed cover... den da next event wuz neelangz weddin, which wuz held at da scottish rite center, and i must say, wuz a very very very nice engagement since i got to see all da old fuggn famlee from outta wereevva... i ended up sleepin at alienz pad dat day, but i got to know sum uv mah famlee better... headz up fer jimmie, lenda, baby zoe, teri, n uncle ben... (MOTHAFUCKAH YU TOUCHED MAH TURNTABLEZ FOOL!!!)...

da event after wuz bouasonez weddin in OC, which wuz an absolutely fantastic engagement also... we had famlee from france fly in, so it wuz a lil mind bogglin to spin at da weddin... i didn't do too much spinnin at da weddin since puno wuz on da spotlight, so we basically went headz up with the traditional lao band when it came turn to play muzix... and it almost got uglee...

da next event wuz a personal event uv mine... i bought mah ticketz fer da "more friendz" concert in hollywood boutta 3 monthz ago, and dat sheit wuz absolutely fantastix... da orchestra iz alwayz top notch in mah book... well since i am a dj, all da trance an hip hop iz nice, but da classical iz wut keepz mah mind at ease when i need sumpin different... anywayz, i took mah lil sis out to hollywood on a monday to catch dis, and they play'd fukn great... there wuz a live performance uv "suteki da ne" n " melodiez uv life" from da real japaneze singerz... it wuz worth every penny since da black magez sho'd up, an play'd da "one wing angel" in unison with the symphony band... good shiet...

now dis event came outta da blue... after da concert, we headed ovva to onkeoz to take a break... i mentioned to him dat E3 wuz happenin da same week, and gez wut happenz a cupple dayz later... he getz uz free ticketz, so i wuz in comtemplation of whether i should call in at work or rush the convention an get to work on time... i never made it to work at all, BUT there is a good reason... the person that actually got us the free passes wuz the assistant manager for Square Enix's online relationz, AND DAT SHIET ROX!!!... we got first dibz on seatingz fer first showwingz uv da previewz, and he gave uz personal contact info... (I wonder if he'z serious on dat)... but nonedaless, i had a fuk'n tight ass time at E3, and even better dat i met em mang... thankz out to kaori, miyuki, n kensaku... oh, an onkeo...

da last event, i never even made to... it wuz fatboyz berffday party, which wuz heavily delayed from last month, since da month uv may wuz full of weddinz an all da good jazz... so uh, mah bad i gez on missin out on dat day...

az fer now, i have no idea in which way i should be headed now, but fer certain, i got fukn finalz due n commin up, and some paperz dat need preppin, so fer NE body dat got flaked by me dis month... shiet, gimme a break mang cuz ive been at it fer 20 yearz already so a month wiffout me wont hurt...

-wolf

"OoOoO, the thong song. I miss this side of you."
"huh... wen did i evva change..."

i jez finished a cup uv puddin... wut da fuck duz pudding do for you?... im fruggin surprized dat i even took time to eat it... heh...

alas i finally embrace 3 thangz, 1 which i shouldnt even have noticed... one, i am a dj... again... two, i fuckin luv carz... so Y be lazy at it... an three, i hav money to burn burn burn BURN!!!... crap, i gotta grab da mentality to forget dat last one fore i go an do sumpin stoopid... anybody wanna make payment planz on turntablez thru me? anybody?

-wolf

"DJ No-Sho, not really a good name for business is it?"
"itz dj lone wolf... get it ryt..."

koo koo, fore i get thangz started, i jez wanna say congratz an goo luck to bo sahn n tommy on da weddin in a cupple weekz, and hella tight propz on da pre-weddin... "tommy kept commin after me wiff half cuppa patron da whole night... i wonder how da real weddinz gunna go down at dis rate"...

i wuz a lil late on arrival, but da night went hella good... "HA! dj no-sho"... at first da old folkz were still around, but i got much luv from mah auntiez n schuff, AND mah baby boy dorien, my how much dat boy haz grown... i really couldnt mingle much since me n puno were spinnin an schuff... eventually bear felt da need to become young again, so he took over fer a while... "HA HA"... it wuz a good vibe, not too ghetto dis time around since bo sahn did heavy moderation on everybody... me n puno took turnz drinkin n spinnin, an eventually by da enda da night, bo sahn killed da party after too many unfamiliar facez popped up... HA HA... kick ass, cant wait fer da weddin...

well datz one event down fer da month, an it lookz lyk 3 more to go, or so it seemz fer now... dis commin week iz gunna be unkle neelangz weddin, luckily da pre party iz gunna be on friday, which leadz up to saturdayz weddin... hell soundz good 2 me... mah friggin liver wont have time to think twice to wheter or not to stop workin or not... dis iz such an unbalanced month mang...

fotoz from da preweddin iz posted up, so check dem out... i dint post up too much since i waz off in da tablez mosta da night, plus i eventually fergot dat i had camera at all... BUT, 2 keep thangz in profile, i knew i had callz to make out 2 peepl wen i arrived in town, but hella hella mah bad cuz i got caught up in settin up and spinnin... BUT, ill catch yu guyz dis week fer sho...

-wolf