"Nah, it's just a LS. It's gay cause the owner bought a front mount intake. See look."
"front mount intake... gay... Y yu buy it den... ... stoopid... mang fuckin ass dun got turbo an shiet..."

weerd weerd weekend... weerd i say... wen yu least expect tyngz 2 happen... dey jez happen lyk num numz...

uh... we couldnt find anytyng 2 do friday nyt... so we ended up drivin up an down winchester fer a while... really i aint holdin bak wen i say dis... but TKz got sum uv da ugliest an cockiest driver-car comboz ever... dey tynk dey tyt an shiet... but dey aint... bitchez try tah pull a fastn furrious but cant even do dat ryt...

i unno wut da hell happened but i ended up wiff starbux wiff cornell an jon... long side wiff peng an chris... all we did wuz look at carz pass by an chit chat... den round 11 we left fer da pool hall... but... we ran into a buncha racerz dis tym...

it wuz friday nyt... i nevva knew dey ran on friday nyt... stoopidly enuff dey were all lined up on jefferson on derr way 2 da industrial park... an even stoopider iz da popoz which haz a station set up ryt next 2 jefferson... an dey dint even notice all da fuggin mufflerz goin off...

i wish i had mah idolize sticker on mah rear side... i wish ayumi wuz all perty... i wish dat gs-t were a lil bit smarter... I wish i had mah 16'z an not mah 18z... but sum thangz jez dun happen... i whomped an integ an a mustang... jon an cornell wuz shaking on da way to an while at da runz... rookiez... i got 2 runz in but left cuz jon an cornell wanted 2 play pool... so i left... an played pool an called it a nyt...

woke up next mornin all determined 2 go to chinatown... but realized it wuz lyk 2pm... crap... den decided to wash up ayumi since she had a fuggin good performance day... (trust me... baby gurr wuz filthy fer a whole month since da conversion... utterly filthy)... i WUZ plannin 2 hook up da air-fuel gauge an hit up troy fer da FMU... but den i spent a cupple hourz cleanin ayumi an got thrown off trax... but it wuz werth it... she wuz dang dang perty an dupli color duz wonderz also...

again i decided to change mah planz an head to da shop an pick up a dual gauge pillar... den later finish off ayumiz backside an schuff... but... i unno wut da hell happened but it wuz alredy 6pm... fuckin shiet... shop iz closed... den alla sudden cornell calls me 2 meet up at jamez pad 2 check out janni lee'z baby gurr/boy... so fux... i go...

itz an integra... yea an integra wiff a r-1 front mount intake... boo shiet... jon popz da hood an viola... "wutt da fux... mang... booshiet... datz a fuggin turbo mang"... itz a fuggin turbo LS... boostin zero... Y yu ask... sure dey bought a turbo LS... but it aint boostin cuz derz no vacuum line from da wastegate to da compressor... tsk tsk... i pointed it out but dey still dint beleev me dat it wont boost...

soooo... we head out 2 subway fer sum odd reazun... "mainly jez 2 show off da blow off"... an on da way back we had a run... jamez launched ferst on da LS while ayumi skipped a bit... he had a head start and pulled in 1st but enterin 2nd gear... ayumi dun took da turbo LS while fuggin roarin... not barkin... but roarin... into 3rd gear... and da LS jez fell farther an farther away...

i had so much shiet 2 do 2day... but ended up not doin cuz i got caught up wiff ayumi... on da way back from food4less a fruggin prelude wouldnt stop buggin me... all tinted an kitted out an shiet... mang... i unno how dey do it out herr in TK but if he wuz tryin 2 revv hi an scare da shiet outta me from hiz fastn furrious lookz... den fuck him cuz im daygo dengit... he got a race instead...

notice it sayz idolize on mah windshield... but how could he since he kissed ayumiz ass from launch... if yu roll up on sumbody yu better hav sum shiet ready... but from hiz deng performance he presented... he dint hav shiet...

obviously he prolly jez bought da car off sumone elz hoo built it cuz wen i revved back he fell quiet... staged up an kept mah rev while he stayed quiet... green lite an i took off while hiz dumbass wuz still peelin out... aye mang Y not dubble clutch...

so i stop by da gas station cuz mah sub flipped ovva... (YAY! 2 CONSECUTIVE DAYZ IN A ROW! YAY!)... an he followz me... startz talkin carz an how he had a bad launch an shiet... den he claimz i got turbo an pointz to da "intercooler"... ... ... datz a radiatior idiot...

so dat wuz a hella good tymin on da race part cuz eber bodyz all enthoozed to build derr ridez now... not jez by me... but ever lil tyng dat triggerz sumpin off haz an effect on sumone elz... i unno how serious eberone can be... but on mah werdz ayumi iz da best from me so far... both da diva an mah baby... dis shiet iz gettin hella hot...

- cornell getz green eyed at jamez an getz motivated lyk hell 2 get a turbo
- jamez duznt kno dat cornell got sum shiet redy
- thai guy iz in kahootz between R32 an R33 taillightz... but WILL take da R33
- master thumbz iz gettin motived once again... all i sed wuz "gaugez" an hiz mind snapped
- i personally... am still on a mission to complete mah own project

an im goyn 2 sleep... merri 400 2 ayu... *muah*

-wolf

"HI CHASSY! I MISS YU!"
"PEE-DOW! HI PEE-DOW!"
"DEANIE! HI DEANIE!"
*WaBoOoOoOo*

aww ind dat koot... dey still remembah me... i say... if i hav daughterz... i hope dey look az koot az dem... dat way id teachem tah fight so dey can rock moe fuggahz wen i aint around... aww dey so koot... i wonder if josh remembahz how 2 "if yah dun givva damn... dun thro it up... YEAHUUUH!"...

anywayz... i had sumpin 2 write but iz fuggin 2 late now... mang...

-wolf

"Hey, how about you harlem shake."
"booshiet..."

today... actually monday afternoon... i am born anew... i am me... but i am wiffout me...

whether da outcome be positive or negative wen i asked out kit kat 2day... i declared dat it da last uv mah actions... im moe fuggin 19 an lyk a phat ass wall uv brickz... but in need uvva serious break... but anywayz... i wuz boutta ask out kit kat but once again... dem gurrz dun already been committed alredy... but nevva fear mang... i looked at it in both directionz...

today... i seriously hang up mah pimp hat... not actin a hater or a pussy... but fer once itz tym i take a break an jez fuggin do da daym thang an get mah shiet ovva wiff... femalez iz one thang but i dun bitch slapped mah self tah stay in da game... gurrz can wait a cupple yearz or so... "but yahll kno im fulla shiet anywayz"... i am now officially retired... it wuz fun gettin all mah game back an all... but fux im gettin old... i needa break...

yahll wouldnt beleev wut it wuz dat pulled out me also... ayu... it wuz ayu again... i may be a spreckle 2 err but shez been a hella good guide since mah derty ass upbringing... it may seem stoopid 2 yahll nyggaz... but ebertym i tynk bout err i alwayz focus in on wut really needz 2 be done... shez da tic dat dun stop tickin...

prioritize... ayumi... muzix... datz all i fuggin care bout at da moment... no moe fuggin drama or no booshiet cuz femalez can wait... i jez need 2 fuggin do dis shiet an get it da fuck ovva wiff cuz i wuz off track... on da real... i knew i fell off trax cuz i wuznt keepin up wiff ayu... let alone mah personal "ayumi" haz been da same since 3 weekz ago... i needa set mah shiet skraight an get her ass on err feet again... prioritze...

da muzix thang... it myt be az bleek az a dot... but i fell off dat shiet too... "thanx gawd ayu dun got me"... i unno how it happened but one snap from ayu wuz all it took 2 set mah prioritiez skraight... well i wrote an rapped mah shiet but one thang was missin from it... eberbody thought it wuz good but i knew i wuz missin mah personal tadz 2 it... but after dat weekend it hit me... i wuznt feelin da muzix... until i remembered Y i wuz all about da muzix in da ferst place... it wuz ayu... ayu put me into dis game an wiffout err... i wuz missin a phat peece... but alla sudden i kno Y im rappin da way i do... writin da way i do... reppin it how i do... ayu had a same lifestyle i did but now im writin a new version uv her story... mang... i got mah shiet on lock an im fuggin illin dat i fergot mah reason... i got mah shiet on lock now...

skoo an werk... datz all goo shiet but datz schuff i aint wanna do... skoo can get me up derr in da ranx and holdz hi importance... so i aint gunna bag it an say yu dun need an education... but da shiet dey make yu learn iz so fuckin irrelevant... hoo da fux needz dance an speech wen yer gunna major in biology... dat shiet aint ryt...

werk on da otha hand... i jez hate da fuckin cubikle... i rather werk at da mall fer 6.75 dan sit on mah ass all day...

once again i owe mah thanx 2 ayu... 2 many tymz yu been derr 2 pull me outta a hole an yah still aint heard me say thanx yet... nyggaz tynk im krazy but mah moe fuggin smilez are fuggin real dis tym around... ayu came at da ryt tym an turned mah ass around an still continues fer 7 consecutive yearz...

muzix haz itz own effect 2 each person... how it drivez yu to wut breakin point iz totally up 2 yu... mah choice iz truly a pair uv angel wingz handed to a demon...

-wolf

"Bullshit you downed that hen-le-kin!"
"yer a bitch..."



booti haz no limitz... i gaze an jez fuggin go gaga shiet... "GOO LOWD"... which iz booshiet cuz i dint even get round 2 finishin mah homewerk 2day... i still cease 2 beleev a person such as dis even exist... daym... daym iz such an understatement... but i still strive fer mah shiet no matter how low mah chancez seem... ill ride eberthang an anythang fer dat moe fuggin spot... jez looki at dat booti itz so unrivaled mang... "i myt be a fuggin derty ass lumpa coal but add enuff pressure an it becomez a black diamond"... booti haz no limitz...

-wolf

"yo waddup... to introduce mah self mah namez peter..."
"We know that already."
"umm an alcoholic..."

waddup... mah namez wolf... im too fuggin old 2 say but young enuff 2 joust... anytyng i say will be heard an digested by da audience... whether yu male or female... gay or skraight... lezbo or feminist... yahll musta heard dat i do it derty at one tym or anotha...

it wuz a bright day 2day... ill tell yu dat i alredy crashed ona mah "do" itemz from da day B4... but... ill say dat da kit kat thang was in conflict wiff sopahnz thang... but... reazun ovva booti... mah mini wolves found derr way to harley an sopahn... i tynk... an trust me wen i say it wuz hella hard 2 part wiff mah aminalz mang...

i unno wut it iz... but da past week or so ive been up da ass in eberthang... carz... cash... prizez... femalez... femalez... femalez... mang... itz not wut i wanted but i unno wut happened... all i did wuz blah blah blah... an it werkz... wut iz it?... duz da tone uv mah voice an character say "frendly" or sumpin? i kno i heard uv "itz on da inside dat countz" but imma fuggin derty ass clean cut asian kid... mebbe mah character iz luvvable after all... "which iz booshiet... mang... an reiko dun told me i wuz kooter wiffout da hat... den again key werd "kooter"... iz dat better dan koot?"...

but yah kno... im fuggin gettin old an shiet... an mah mind iz wiser dan mah age so im feelin lyk i should retire... single or coupled... hoo givez a shiet... i feel fuggin old an in need uv a fuggin break... "mang fux dat cubicle... dun got me feelin all old alredy"... but one thang i do gotta do on da real iz... wiggle yer big toe... nah mang im fuggin round... but i gotta see were kit katz at... dun had her fer da full year an i still dun talk-talk 2 er yet... imma see wut shez all bout fer i slip again... wiggle yer big toe...

mang ill bet yu... one dollar... well end up bud budz or more by next week... no lie no booshiet cuz mah mouff'll do all da werk an *poof*... sum shitll happen... good or bad... most likely good... cuz all em otha peepl i kno now... nevva even knew mah name an dey dun came bud budz... all due to a perty face an shiet... or character i mean... yea character... "actually truthfully speakin... sex dice makez fren wiff eber freak in da crowd... tested an proven to produce a smile... once dey knew i wuz all bout freaky thangz dey jez found it eazier 2 talk 2 me cuz i wund narrow minded an uptight an shiet... mooch mooch me all yu gawd deng want... imma silly ass person anywayz..."

-wolf

"Wow! Theresa what is so funny? Felice, what did you do?"
"*HAHA* ITS NOT FELICE! IT WAS HIM!"
"*HAHA* Hes got those dice that suggest naughty things, and after I said "Had a good weekend?" to Mike, Peter said "NO! I HAD A GOOD WEEKEND!"...
"*HAHA* Then he rolls the dice and does a freaky snap and grins *HAHA*"
"*HAHA* AWW!... yu dun ratted me out..."
"*HAHA* cause she thought I did something this time."

mah eyez were buggin lyk crazy mang... from da charcoal flamez 2 da smoke uv TK valley... den a long haul uv hrz on hrz uv typin mah deng essay... mah eyez funna burst... once again TK valley iz on fire... to much serprize... but wut da fux mang... itz a bootiful day... it wuz kynda outta da norm 2day tho... hot & humid but mah ass wuz on toppa mah game...

so mebbe i had TK figured rong... not many asians but deng meng... da white gurrz still sho luv to a roasted asian kid... i got much luv an propz from eberbody 2day... kit katz a lil moe kooter dan i seent befoe... but deng i nevva noticed err height either... gurr iz tall mang... but mang i musta been chasin da rong person or sumpin... but... i got sumpin fer dis weekend... plannin at least... i got 2 many planz on back order at da moment... hopefully by da enda da week i would... most likely have... accomplished da followin...

ferst tyngz ferst... i wanna fix tiffanyz hood latch asap cuz iz fuggin risky tah have a B16 motor jez hangin out in da open lyk dat... if shez in irvine den i can hav dat done by 2morro aftah werk...

drop mah appreciation giftz off fer sopan an bed headz... i shoulda had dun dat 2day but da 1st uv da month at werk iz fuggin a pain in da ass... so ill postpone dat til wednesday class... plus dat ill take mah break time from werk to write da tank yu note... so datz covered...

jamez needz mah rear bumper from hiz rear end collision dis weekend... so hopeful i can get em 2 stop by 2morro nyt an haul it away... at da same tym i can get hiz add on lip fer da bumpah... yay...

at sum point in dis week i need 2 meet up wiff troy an check out hiz inventory... but... i gotta make it to hiz garage under 9 fore it lockz up... dat... ill prolly set aside fer thurzday nyt...

write muzix... ill do dat in tween breakz at werk... dat way ill accomplish sumpin sidez sleepin... which leavez me open fer skoo werk da resta da day...

essayz... i got... 4 essayz to revise an complete by monday... 5.10... soooo... ill spend da resta mah nytz hackin away at da bookz an shiet... dat way it should leave me open fer da weekend... mebbe...

if all goez well... ill ask out kit kat 2 go clubbin wiff me... which killz 2 birdz wiff one stone since skunk an hoang wanna go clubbin sumtym also... which... could kill 3 if derr all willing to drive 2 orange county were i can meet up wiff tony an lucy fer sum brunch.... AND!... kill another bird since super autobacs iz right round da corner... "now dis day im jez pullin alotta shiet outta mah ass"...

sumtym... i hope min mei getz back so i can get ona mah glox fer fatboy... but if not anytym soon den imma hav 2 ask gil or slim tah catch me on dis... which could get delivered da same day skunk goez back down 2 daygo... which evva...

uh... i got a book report due fer psych on wednezday... so i mine az well focus on dat fer now...

fuggin im overdue fer a tire rotation by 2Gz on da odo... an i gotta finish mah bodywerk sumtym... dat... i hope it could be sunday... cuz ive been runnin round da ryt areaz at da ryt tym an been gettin hit up deez dayz... so i need err 2 be fully healthy ryt now...

now sunday nyt... i would hav called li earlier in da week... "i should hav at least"... which would leave sunday nyt tah keep mah tabz on err an da resta da fam... so far ive been fallin behind wiff er story... so i need tah catch up at least...

den at sum unknown point... imma deliver all da partz i got prepped an inspect all da ricerocketz an shiet... i myt be shotcaller but im da general mechanix also... which dealz dubble duty also cuz i gotta be on toppa da info on all current an past partz... stand alone be da ferst tah try thangz on ayumi... but hell... aint a moe fuggin wolf foe no daym reazun... i reppin foe sho... plus dat i still owe denol 60 bukz... swerr lyk i fergot mang...

well... derr yu hav it... hell week... i dint realize it til now... but mah fuggin big ass mouff dun made me a hypocrite... i wuznt suppoze to make homiez an shiet... so dat way id concentrate more on skoo... but fuggin natural game & character jez took ovva an it dun got me sum peepl 2 kick it wiff... MANG... i dun did da dam thang... an all i do tween class iz chase femalez wiff hoang... walter an cornell... but... ive succeeded in eberthang that i tried to do so far... annnnndddd... well see were i end up wiff kit kat by da enda dis week... or wednezday at lease since iz da last tym id see er in da week... "mang... fugg yu sai... ill sho yu!!!"...

da tym dat i dun try 2 do anythang i jez do da dam thang... but wen i do try... it blowz to shiet... mang i dun heard uv pimp juice... but im fulla sumpin elz mang... "hey laydiez... bootiful day ind it..."... yea yer right... im jez fulla shiet afta all... hot shiet mang... "ill bet yu one dollar... i do mah "to do list" an sheit..."

-wolf

"yea i saw dat shiet commin..."
"Wolf, I'm sorry."

even sweetz become bitter... leadin to a bitter sweet taste... hurrah...

nuttin outta da ordnary fer fryday an shiet... spoze tah pick up peng from skoo but den i wuz at werk an shiet... mang... so i dun hit up hoang an cornell 2 pick er up... obligin az dey were i dint kno she wuz boutta hav a feeld day on em... still tho mang peece up 2 dam 2 fer watchin mah back... later dat nyt i still had 2 pick er up anywayz... an ironically at da sushi shop she werked at... aint no asian peepl were evva... mang... wer eda fuck all da asian at... i mean literally in da city... repruzent...

if i had 2 chooze tween TK an daygo mang... id drop TK in a heartbeat... one thang i miss da most bout daygo iz da moe foe atmosphere... bootiful females an nicely honed ridez... i dint appreciate it much wen i wuz derr... but fuggin now dat i aint in da ghetto any moe... iz been fuggin drab but chillin timez... i miss da fuggin helicopterz an shiet mang... asian gurrz iz bomb az fux in daygo foe sho... TK dun repreezent at all... shame fer shame yu blonde washed asian... "hoangz a mira mesa asian... funni yea?"

i un feel lyk writin much since im fuggin lazy... so ill key point it...
- bought a fuggin meduro
- went to integra meet wiff hoang
- daily driver gs-r boosting 25 fuggin psi
- freeway mob wiff team integra an hondatech
- chillin wiff M.Y.
- drankin fer fatboy budday
- drunkin at pun how
- drunken 2 F st
- got erotix dice
- drunken to super sergio
- munchiez at alien pad
- peece up 2 M.Y.
- preppin idolize bbq
- happy budday kim tan
- mark getz a spoon crane tatt
- puno getz a new motor
- puno tranzmission blowz up
- saw saipen from way back wen
- i miss lucy
- i miss jaime
- i miss matt
- i miss tj
- tiffany SI getz jacked into
- hi guy thai
- hi sai

dis weekend wuz a big wiff mang... initially i came fer a grippa reazunz but i ended up jez chillin da whole weekend an takin a shit load offa mah chest... it wuz a deng hot weekend but i wuz chillin it off... da only big thang bout da weekend wuz dat eber body ridez wuz gettin jacked into mang... so far itz nona mah peepz doin da werk cuz mosta em locked up so... i unno... but still... im gezzin dat thai guy iz gunna join idolize cuz *ahem*... ayumi haz motivational skillz after all... mi amore... in bout 2 monthz top time... ayumi iz gunna be a ghetto nyt rydah... but derrz still one thang imma stick 2... strictly on da streetz an no advertizin... itz a ghost dengit...

-wolf