"Man, you guys are crazy drinking like this on a weekday"

Tajima... who would have thought?... AH HA HA!!!

Mikey, Bo Young, Hyun Ju, Cyrus, Joanna... These are the names of the newbies we're about to add to our drinking roster... It's only been two days since I've met Cyrus n Joanna, but they seem to be down and relentless like soldiers so far... (HOORAH!!! I use booze to entice these kids)... Bo Young has been living here in the U.S. since this past friday (the 23rd), and it seems like her first set of friends here in the states are nothing but a buncha free loving alkyholikz!!! (WELCOME TO AMERICA!!! What a great impression we're giving off yeah?)... Hyun Ju (Bo Young's friend) and Mikey (Skunks buddy), just met me for the first time, but I admit their drinking game ain't weak at all... THEY STRONG!!! (especially that tiny korean girl... HOORAH!)

Who knew that things were gunna turn out this way? It's a crazy ass world we live in, but we're in control of what happens... Fuck fate...

-wolf

"sah mah ngoh thah ni ah?" ~ ("thick headed aren't yah?")

I'm quick to say i hate asians and i back that up fully... When tending to an asian chick at the bar, I usually think to myself, "fuck, she's asian", right off the back and go into defense mode... but... before you pull something like that, you should really take a good look at that person because as we all know, "all asians look alike"... yes... we really do...

"it was too late for me to save face by the time I noticed who my "customer" really was... AH HA HA!!! Much love to mah friends n family!!! You should have socked me in the forehead for not knowwing"

how embarassing...

Anyways, we recently hired 3 new females into the club (which is a good thing... they fine as hell) and work is like hanging out once again... They're fucking rad as hell and no-holds-bar on anything they say and anything they do say is fucking COMEDY!!!... They have piercings and tatts and fucking all sortsa stories that'll make you giggle like a bitch... (and yes i giggled like a bitch... who wouldn't laugh at clit piercings and nipple rods? AH HA HA!!!)...

"Don't fix shit if it aint broke and don't nobody try to break shit"

also, hardcore porno type sex is way way better than plain ol'sex... Any girl that thinks it's "nasty" to do chinese splits and afraid to go upsidedown n insideout should suck an egg and learn a thing or two... "life is short... GET CREATIVE!!!"

-wolf

I don't give a fuck how fine a bitch is, but them stupid hoes need to learn their place... mang they piss me the fuck off... How in the world does a person get the mindset that they can flirt and all that shit around with other dudes, when their fuckin man is sitting right in front of them... just how? (I know I fuckin look good, but there's a limit)...

All I'm trying to do is work and get paid, and all she's doin is trying to start shit with me and some fool dumb enough to believe that imma steal his woman... "fuckin shithead, I never seen you in mah life before and I'll prolly never see you again... be happy she's fuckin you at the end of the night and that I didn't fuck you up before the end of the night"... (but in this situation, the guy happen to be a regular and he had came in with a NEW lady, so he was WTF'n about what his lady was doing) word... She coulda start a fight with "some guy" out there on the floor, but to start something with a guy that that loves to fight AND who happens to be the same guy that's controlling the drinks, aint a smart thing to do...

imma end up a woman hater at this rate...

such a waste...

p.s... i hate asians just as much as uncle ruckus hates black people... and no, we "asians" don't stick together...

and no, I don't hate women... with so much variety coming and going, how can I? It just makes it harder to frown and settle down if you ask me... I'm pro for boobies... word...

-wolf