"an... derr we go... an ortofon... R we considered equal now..."
"Heavens no, never. That cartridge is about three times more expensive than my shoes. How selfish!"

despite mah baby gurlz shoe goin thru hell... i say im in a perty good mood... herez wut i heard jez a minute ago... "You do not have jury duty. Your sentence for duty has been satisfied for the year"... satisfied?!... wut da hell did i do 2 appeaze dem...

so da next day shinez a brighter day or sum shiet lyk dat... anywayz da next item at hand iz da pad in arizona... datz some good shiet... not likely da place i would wanna reside, but now a consideration... (i think ill start using commas now so i can gradually fade into smart mode by da time im 21 ne? and prolly emoticons)... but judgin by da prices and da fukkin huge ass space yu get, datz gotta be da 2nd best thang next to japan mang... dis shietz hot... but den i figured dat i cant be doin big shiet lyk dis until im 21... so ill mellow out an co-sign wiff popz an pull it outta mah ass... well shiet, as conservative and greedy as i may be, i tynk dis iz da best route to follow fer EZ cash at a young age... YAY!!!

but in otha newz... im still down in da dumpz lookin fer a receiver dat can handle mah speakerz... dat fuggin moron still haznt paid me back yet, so itz a lil edgy on how dis weekend iz gunna end up... well, itll be great... but prolly not too great since imma be all tuckered out from da drivin... ick... mebbe i should consider gettin a bigger car fer travel space... legacy?

but wut evva... ive no fuckin time to fuck around NE more... if imma hit sumpin, imma fuckin knock dat shiet ovva an make mah name engraved sumwhere... derz jez a handful uv mah peepl yet no onez makin a name fer us? mang... imma top dawg dis shiet sumhow... variable gene aint gunna get wasted mang...

-wolf

"Good god, I'd wonder how horrible you'd be if you had a girlfriend. If you get this depressed over a rim, then who knows how that situation will go."
"so wut... mah baby gurl aint woman or wut mang..."

contempoz tellz da whole story... mang... i promised i would always take care uv her... now look mang... im a lil depressed now... ahh... but alas... lookz like imma buy her new shoez if dis cant be patched up... "oh mi amore... mah sins have caught up wiff me"...

-wolf

"I need the speakers. Do I need the receiver also?"
"well dependin on how old it iz... yeah mang..."

now i fuckin remember Y i nevva brought da tablez to metekula... it wuz a fuckin big hassle to deal wiff... fucking shiet mang... dis wuz ona da hobbiez i meant to leave behind an nevva do again... great... jez fuckin great...

well seems like no harm done anywayz... i tynk i wanted to leave dis behind in daygo cuz i couldnt afford to stay on toppa it... but... now im jez talkin shiet cuz i got da m5gz on dat itty bitty paycheck... ind dat sumpin... so in otha werdz... yeah da fuckin tablez R commin back to poppa and finally i got an enuff stable income to keep it around a bit... kick ass...

so da last accomplishment i need fer da year iz... a laptop... heh... outta all thangz i still nevva went an got a laptop yet... soooooo... i will get dis mug next month after ive hooked up da tablez in mah room... i tynk datz bout all i need til i reach 25... i tynk...

-wolf

"Wait, 150's?! You must be crazy!"
"itz a long story..."

farwell mah babiez... i will miss yu both... *sigh*... da ultimate sacrifice haz been made and now arisez a new set of twinz to fill da spot... "oh mah poor babiez i will miss thee"...

well in order to keep dis shiet in line... ill shuttup fer now an let it ride til da enda da week... "if hiz ass aint greatful den imma fuckin pimp slap hiz ass so fuckin bad mang"... but... it lookz like da sacrifice iznt wiffout loss after all... oh dear mah sweet m5gz... i luvved yu both...

other than dat mentality crap... mah fukkin body haz been gettin itz definition back for sum odd reazun... seriously i wuz startin to look round a bit da past month or so... but fuckin i snapped outta it an started pushin mahself to da numbah one spot again... in less den a week mah fuckin body lookz lyk a fuckin rock again... "talk about da elusive 'x gene' mang... i luv dr. cao"... i wuz lackin a bit uv inspiration but it lookz lyk i got it all back and once i can corkscrew 2 revolutions... im fuckin set...

all i can say... to her dat is... iz thankz... i gez... dunno wut id be if it wuznt fer her yah kno...

-wolf

"Remember when you called me when you were drunk last night?"
"not really..."

i swear... if it werent fer mah doubts... id be sure she wuz waitin on me... but hell wut do i care... im a lil pissed ryt now but not at anythang common... wut da fuck iz jury duty...

az a fuggin citizen in amerika it iz my "civil duty" to fukkin determine some fuck ups fate... well ind dat sumpin... while im out werkin mah ass off fer da good uv dis country (booshiet) some foe goez an fuckz shiet up and now itz my "duty" to sentence hiz ass and waste mah precious time on sum civil matterz... booshiet... dat makez me mad mang... Y should someone elses fuck up time take over mah werk time...

anywayz... az a random decision alla sudden... i tynk imma sit mah ass at home fer a while... i havent really settled down da pass cupple weekz so i jez wanna wake up one weekend wiffout movin an inch... everyonez worried dat imma B a vegetable but hell mang... datz da outcome uv fukkin movin 2 a place az unmotivational az dis place i now call home... were da fuk R all da asianz mang... dis iz not funni...

mah motivation iz and will alwayz B ayu... no comparison or competition... some old habitz can nevva go away... "momz an popz R startin 2 worry cuz dey tynk mah expectationz R hella too hi and tried 2 get me 2 downgrade"... butz den again itz not mah nature to settle for less yah tynk... DJ TRIP UP ON DA SQUAD!!!

-wolf

"Man this guy is an alcoholic... I'm beginning to have my doubts now."
"so yu wanna notha beer or wut..."

an now prezentin... da first line uv lueboy djz from da 20th century... DJ FATBOY AN DJ LONE WOLF!!! RAH RAH RAH RAH!!!... aight so mebbe itz not lyk dat but fuck... imma be spinnin recordz wiff fatboy now dat he got sum tablez uv hiz own... aint dat sum shiet...

now lezzee hea... i havent too much uv a clue as to wut happened yestaday so ill skip all da unecessary jibba jabba an say THUMBZ GOT FUCKED UP!!!... happi budday batch!!!... nygga threw up a cupple timez... now datz funni shiet... ill post up fotoz in a bit... but dis shiet wuz chillin... oh i saw darren... i woulda messed hiz ass up but he held hiz brew... applause to mai flenn... but ill gettem next week...

umm... i dint realize it but i drove home... now... dat scarez me a lil bit since i shouldnt be endangerin mah baby gurl lyk dat... but it lookz lyk imma keep a closer eye on mah self deez dayz... im gettin a lil careless... but imma hero as usual... i wuz totally trippin out wen we went to dennyz an shiet... i lost mah keyz an mah cell fone an thought i had dropped it back on market... but turnz out dat i placed it in alienz back seat... EXACTLY WHERE I WUZ SITTIN... and i dint realize it until we got back to skunkz and wen i actually looked instead of feelin for da keyz... now i am a fuckin slap happi alcoholix... fucken shiet...

-wolf