"I took more cherries from work."
"momz yuz a daym thief..."

almost completed... but fux... da bondo blox fell... mang james dun made a thin membrane... shame james... shame...

itz been a gruelin gruelin past week dengit... da project dat wuz halted fer a while haz finally started crankin mah camz again... fux daymit... but hell i thought i would stop at wut i had dun... but dat shiet wuz blown tah hell... itz only mid way into da skoo year an already i got da jitterz again fer da import scene... not nifty at all...

well itz not lyk dat i mean... i left aftah da trowfee an went back 2 da streetz fer a bit... but ryt after james massive envy ovva da conversion... i knew i alredy had an audience set fer mah ride... but da best tyng about it iz dat i alredy run wiff "idolize"...

itz not dat i declined to join james team dat made me fall into da scene again... but after i declined da offer many timez alredy... i soon realized dat every team iz suppose to have vehiclez to envy ovva an represent dey team... i am a "luenatic"... but i also run for "idolize"...

ryt aftah importfest i took a lil vacation way yonder da seas an sheit tah find wut it iz i wanted... all i found wuz lust an envy but hell daz not da point... i couldnt see it as clearly until it hit me recently... a strong team is compromised uv ridez dat represent hard az fux... which iz why i had to decline to "high vision"...

it dint take long fer me tah stay focus on da subject as da slo week passed... but da more i thought bout it... da more it became clear an shiet... da name "idolize" itself wuz alredy pullin alotta shiet outta da ass an wiff da current ridez reppin... we goyn havtah top dis shiet out... i alredy started a sho car (which i really dint fuggin kno) an wuz alredy on da ryt trax aftah importfest... but wiff da current feedback so far from TK peepl hoo actually hav taste... imma boutta escalade dis shiet even fartha...

so fer now... i alredy started a phat ass sho car so ill stick more focused on dat... all da go an shiet ill leave up 2 da resta hoo evva... dat way "idolize" really will explain itself in da end... but hell mang... not boostin any pride an shiet... or arrogance... but im da most heavily modified beauty qween outta da group an shiet... now ind dat jez sumpin... but let it be known dat i aint a trailer bitch batch...

all dis shiet jez hit alla sudden outta da blu... but dis shietz boutta get hella derty once all mah planz are done... da only prob now iz dat mah saved up fundz are boutta deplete if i dun get a back up job tah keep me up... now dat ill deal wiff... but let it be known dat ayumi aint easy tah shake off eitha... jez cuz she perty dun mean she aint qwik... i got sumpin sumpin dengit...

-wolf

"Cigar? Did someone just have a baby?"
"hell nah i jez finished mah tailightz..."

mang fuggin march haz gotta be da most fuggin slowest month so far... lyk shiet mang... 3 monthz into da year an only good tyngz occurin... but... it dependz on da situation dun it...

2day iz a day fer a king... although loveless a mang wiff such taste an flavor haz no holz bar in da derty ass fight... wut?!... hoo givez a shiet wut i jez sed im fuggin illin da spot fer a bit... spent da hole day wiff ayumi an all i did wuz be content an complete... skirt... car... skirt... car... definitely car daymit...

i had da tailightz fer a while an all dey did wuz sit in mah drawer since... but hell... a 3 hr investment turned into a priceless art peece... well fux i aint dun yet but it startin tah look good... hell even better...

james... formerly known as da otha peter wiff da otha prelude... asked me tah slap on a "high vision" stickah tah rep wiff em an hiz team... but... im alredy reppin "idolize" on a d-low so i unno how all dis iz boutta turn out... but even still i wouldnt care less wut happenz... im jez chillin...

fuggin midtermz iz next week an yet her beauty still duznt degrade az da dayz pass... "DAYM! dat gurr iz STILL DAYM DAYMIT!"... WOO! dat gurr... well... shez no soopah model or nuttin cuz i kno i seen fuggin goddessez round town... but... wut do i see dat i cannot see... er... wut evva... jez do wutchu do batch... im luvvin it all... WEE!

-wolf

"mang i hate yu..."
"Now why would you lie like that?"

perty daym productive week i say... lotsa fuggin upz an shiet dis week... uh... cant remembah wut happened but im all fuggin chill...

fuggin troyz hatch wuz stolen... an dat shiet aint good but hell he duz hav all hiz partz fer sale... an bein a turbo ride dat it wuz... ill make do on da turbo partz... uh yea... wut da fuck am i doyn herr i gotta fuggin essay tah write mang...

dis weekend ayumi got spanked by her oldah sistah rumiko... no regretz on gettin a prelude but a gs-t would have saved me da trubble uv gettin a turbo system setup alredy... still tho no regretz... gs-t friggin smoked me lyk a cigar... but hell i aint mad at yah... i got sumpin commin... dat day jez ended wiff me drankin at thumbz pad... course i got fuggin drunk an slept ovva dat day... but it wuz fuggin chill an sumpin i needed once in a while... now dat wuz sum goo shiet...

anywayz... all mah shietz all cleared up finally... took a lil trip tah peterz pad tah chill wiff em... ironically maricel and janni lee live in da same pad... *WEE!*... hell yea daz a good tyng... an hong livez ryt down da street... *WEE!*... yea daz a good tyng... anywayz... chillin at peterz wuz lyk chillin in daygo mang... i tynk i found a chill spot finally... an da good shiet iz dat derr all car peepl... *WEE!*... hell yea daz a good tyng... mang aint it funni how tyngz jez go *poof*...

wut da fugg wuz i kiddin... tah give up skirt chasin an all dat booshiet... pweh... daz not lyk me at all... tried but failed within da first 24 hrz... now ind dat sumpin... anywayz... i gez i wuznt bein arrogant wen i sed all i gotta do iz speak... hell... daz all i did an hell yea i broke boundriez lyk ice breakahz... so uh... YU CANT SLAP ME! DA OFFER WUZ TEMPORARY AIGHT!... *WEE!*...

HA HA! HA! YU THOUGHT YU GOT ME ALL FUGGED UP SHIET!... well yah jez aint heard hoo i am... booshiet wut evva mah eyez jez turned red fer a day... anywayz mang... chillin at hooterz dis weekend wuz koo... goofin around an all dat shiet wiff da homiez wuz a lil sumpin sumpin outta da norm deez dayz... but hell ill take up any offerz open... annnnndddddd... fuggin booshiet imma hav tah be in daygo again fer smog... now ind dat sumpin...

-wolf

"imma say... yu... are... 19... 20... ona doz..."
"Oh why that helps A LOT, really it does, but actually I'm 31."

2day wuz such a horrible day mang... all cannonz aimmed at me an shot me outta da sky... an stoopidly i nevva even took flight yet... how shady tyngz turn in a 24hr lapse huh... fuq...

i un feel lyk dooby tah be stayin up late 2day so imma hit it up early an hit da hay early mang... anywayz... i aint got no shiet talk tah say bout mah classes cuz dey all good an gravy... no nuttin bout da peepl either but hell mang dey could be a handful... i gotta start rebuildin mah fort again... fuckin aye... fuckin aye... i should kept quiet lyk it shoulda been in da ferst place...

i needed a hug 2day... but dat momentz passed... i stood in awe wiff mah foot in da grass... daym... ill tell yah one tyng... da human eye iz da most decieved item used in society 2day... imma fuq da booshiet an stay on mah trax... FOR A LONG LONG LONG TIME! DIS SHIET AINT FUNNI ANYMORE!... mang... daz it mang... fux dis booshiet...

-wolf

"dood... remembah wut happened last tym wen i did dat..."
"yea... yu got fucked up..."

lueboy dis... lueboy dat... ill sho yu lil sumpin datll rank on yo ass... if yu nevva beleeved anythang in yo life... den yu besta start beleevin cuz itz a daym miracle daz gunna boutta happen... ... ... oh yu dun tynk so... well me neetha... anywayz... check out da "ayu p1" photo log... i finally had tym to put mah shiet up... but yea... CHECK IT MANG!!!...

well 2 update da werld... anytyng can go turbo... ill tell yu dat much... no matter wut compression da engine iz or how much sumbody can shiet talk... eberthang can go turbo... and... ill... sho... yu... wen... im... done... yea?... so no qualcomm or any cash consumin eventz dis week... i almost lost mah eyeballz again...

so anywayz... i stopped by UCR on monday droppin off loonz at werk... an fuck mang... yu wouldnt beleev da amountz uv asianz dat were chillin at da bus stop... rollin in rice rocketz... rollin in hooptheez... lookin lyk dey pretty... knowwin dat dey pretty... LYK WOA!!!... dat sheit wuz fuckin illin...

jeezus mang... even da fine ass gurlz wuz rollin in ?rocketz?... how da hell did dat happen... wen i wuz rollin out aftah i dropped off loonz... fuggin gurr wuz rollin in a type-r... an wen i went tah pick up loonz... fuggin gurr wuz rollin in a prelude... den i nearly got into a car accident cuz i wuz starin at... yea daz ryt... another gurr dat wuz rollin in a fairlady... now... i lived in daygo an TK yet i nevva seen any environment lyk dis... (THANK YU LOWD)... but fuggin UCR iz only 20 minz away... AN NOBODY TOLD ME?!... MANG... NIGHT CLUB ALSO? LYK WOA!... mang oh mang... ind dis sumpin...

on a lil sumpin sumpin... 2morro... may be a lil different from most dayz... IF... im feelin aight an i got a lil sumpin goyn... den dis lil bastardz gunna have a new story tah write... but... daz IF... i got it in me... bada boom nygga... iz goyn be in all tyma da nyt...

so in otha werdz... dis lil doggyz gotta get a lil derty once in a while... but hell mang... hez gunna pick up da mess? ind dat sumpin... PEACH!

-wolf

~... 03.05.04... 02.32AM~

"Iz it still gunna werk?"
"hell yeah... imma fuggin jeenyus..."

aint nuttin lyk a chicken wang... da fuggin banked charged me fer over-wiffdrawwin from mah account... but stoopidly der wuz bout 3 billz in dat account... HUH?... wut da fuck jez happened... i jez got hozed dint i...

anywayz... 2day wuz a hella productive day... hinting dat it wouldnt rain da next commin week or da next cupple dayz... i friggin cleaned da shiet outta baby gurl an took off all da stickahz dat graced er body panelz... well cept fer aerocosmetixx... i gotta legit reazun tah keep doz on... so now da elusive "vengeance" stickah has been brought down... an soon da "idolize" stickah will take itz place... but if werse comez tah werse... i still got mah "vengeance" stickah on da side if "idolize" turnz out tah be anotha "luenatic"... and dat mah flenn iz a daym shame...

so i werked out eberthang i got planned fer da next cupple monthz... but stoopidly mah friggin nitrous system iz set on hold due to sum shady ass circumstancez... (YU FUCKIN IDIOT)... so im koo wiff dat... but i got smog next month so i gotta chill on eberthang til i pass dat...

hopefully ill run into extra tym an take a trip 2 daygo 2morro cuz im in dire need tah run 2 da junkyard... really i dun even wanna step foot into daygo county fer dat reazun alone... but iz been buggin mah blain an it finally got to me... sooo... pray on mah ass dat i getta go 2 da junkyard an get dis shiet ovva wiff... (ITZ ONLY HONDA EMBLEMZ MANG)

speakin uv ricerocketz... if yah hadnt noticed yet... i wont be in da HIN LA sho... so dun bother lookin fer mah ride in da center... instead look fer it in da parkin garage... ill be at da sho peepin at da debut uv "r-generation"... (itz a fuggin documentary on da rise an evo uv da import lifestyle... so check it out once it hitz da standz)... den hopefully enuff... ill be able tah find toshi at hiz company booth... and hit up tokico fer an SH compliant shock... but either way... i should have a fun weekend...

stoopidly enuff... if i wanna go 2 HIN... den wutz da use uv goyn 2 daygo fer sum honda emblemz... mang... dem emblemz can wait fer anotha day... i cant wait anotha year fer HIN... (but im prolly lyin off mah ass anywayz... so ill prolly make a trip 2 daygo an LA an burn a shiet load uv gas... hi compression enginez are no fun wen da pricez are up da ass)...

-wolf

"Aren't you that one guy?"
"yea..."

it aint no fuggin lie wen peepl say dat TK iz a place fer retirement... hell mang dis place iz illin off sum mello vibez... wut i mean iz... im startin tah appreciate da farmland... which iz booshiet but hell... lez make da best uv tymz mang...

anywayz... class wuz ill dis mornin... aftah da ferst test in psych class... bout 1/3 uv da peepl went MIA an shiet... but da good tyng iz dat i get a better view uv miz so... *ahem* i would lyk to express anotha admiration i encountered... so'z got hella natural beauty (an booti) an i really fuggin admire dat... shez not materialistik lyk da resta da gurlz in TK... but... shez well dressed an ill mannered... an she lao too (tynkin at least... aint no otha asian lookz lyk err cept dat... or chineze... eitha one)... she hella nice to look at too... shez lyk eye kandy an shiet...

a lil fore class one day... i wuz chillin outsyde talkin tah fatboy an she walkz by wiff SPECTACULAR POISE... "DAYM... dat gurl iz DAYM!"... i swear dat gurr iz DAYM MANG... well dressed an ill mannered wiff a body lyk DAYM! an tiddyz lyk WOA!... shez a lil sumpin in a single package... and she smilez so bright yo... daz fuggin priceless... call me crazy or not... but all i can do iz look cuz shez lyk bootiful art... now ind dat sumpin... SHE GOT BIGGO EYEZ TOO... daz lyk fiddy Gz werth uv pointz in mah book... but... chancez are she prolly got a mang alredy... shiet... i wouldnt be serprized if iz tru...

i swear mang... minefee myt not look lyk much... but dis place iz harvestin sum uv da best femalez in norfside county... dem 2 gurrz i sit between in english class... (buddha curse mah soul i am guilty i unno der namez yet... but sweetly dey kno me)... dey may be a lil short... but dem gurrz iz shakin em... hmm... also one bias fact dat i threw out dis year... not all gurlz iz bitchez mang... even da pretty prep gurrz got good heartz aftah all... but... if i unno yu... den yu'd besta move bitch...

mang... i bet yu fiddy bukz... imma get on so'z good side in a cupple weekz... i unno if she notice me or not... but chancez are she do since i got a biggo mouff... an so far due to da weather... i un tynk im impressin er wiff mah scrubby geddup... but hell mang... iz fuggin cold so i un givva daym bout a thang cept fer me... fer now at least... on da real tho... im derty towardz femalez but i still got nuttin but luv 4 yall... iz jez a force uv habit...

mang... wiff all da booshiet side-livez i got goyn on ryt now... im still managin dat coco juice hamock style... an on da brighter side... da werldz finally slippin away from me... mang im poppin mah collah cuz all i gotta do now iz chill an roll wiff da wind... dat team shiet... dat muzix shiet... dat wifey shiet... sopan illin titz... mang... im fuggin cheezin finally... fer once... imma brush mah shoulderz...

oh shiet mang... one thang dat im hyped up about iz mah psych book report due on monday... dis shiet iz strictly essay only... but hell mang... if i can persuade mistah hopper an get him tah let me preech... den dis shietz gunna be off da hook mang... ... ... wut... yall nyggaz aint evva been excited ovva speech B4... yahll peepl whack...

-wolf

"Man you're like a bat."
"rong... batz tend 2 sleep... i unno wut da fuck i am..."

koo beanz mang... i finally completed da key point layoutz in da circa log... well itz not much but it makez it EZer tah find sum key eventz dat i thought were werth mentionin... none da less it makez navigation a lil EZer... nuttin much 2 say fer da moment since im fuggin groggy lyk shiet... so imma hit da hay a lil early... ill hit it up 2 morro an put sum shiet on later...

-wolf

"Opp, here it comes..."
"wut... i wuz jez gunna tell yah bout da apex sale..."

lyk i sed a cupple monthz bak... dis year iz gunna be a lil sumpin sumpin yea... ryt ryt... lez get to it... key pointz pleez...

- i stand correct wen i sed i got bout 8 billz bak from taxz
- sadly... i am no longer wiff vengeance... HIN LA iz spoze tah be mah last day tah represent... but well see by 2morro...
- although i did leave... Vengeance is growwin big as i speak since all da riderz iz commin up alla sudden
- Vengeance openz up shop
- serprize... even if i did leave a racin team... i left an came to a new one... say hello to Idolize... aka luenatic... aka evolution r (not really)
- pimpin... jez plain pimpin...

so i did lyk i sed an left da sho scene... but yea... now i finally return bak to da streetz were i really belong... an tah start it off ryt... mah baby gurl iz clean an sticker free... fer now... i got mah r-32 tailz ready (hint hint... stealin reikoz ideaz)... i got plenty oh shiet lined up on da side... and skoo couldnt be any EZer...

but... now wut... Idolize is fo sho aint ready fer any sorta showz since iz all street carz... derz no real organization uv any sort... i dun even kno hooz all on da team... and really... wuz da whole point uv Idolize anywayz... wiff Vengeance dey actually went to da showz an shiet... but... hea... i unno mang... but hell... well soon find out eh... nifty...

fer now... all i hav iz tym tah mess around... well in general i mean... skoo iz hella EZ now dat i study moe... but due to dat shiet... i really hav no life up hea... sorta i mean... nuttin seemz tah matter anymore deez dayz... im lyk... fuggin chill... lazy... mello... dis lyf iz a lil too simple...

well to elaborate... im sippin coconuttz while everyone elz iz stressin in der own lil werld... well i am da mechanix an all but dat still not stressin enuff... weerd aint it... hmmm... itz a daym good year indeed mang... dontcha get da feelin dat derz sumpin rong wiff da atmosphere...

so anywayz... newz flash fer yall... i myt be gettin married sooner dan planned... so if all goez cheezi an shiet... expect an invitation fer mah reception next year... an hell nah dis aint no bullshiet... imma gettin merried an shiet mang... aint dat a trip... so sadly tah say... dat muzix bullshiet dat ive been hangin round wiff fer so long... it jez aint werkin foe me since i gotz insightz uv a real sumpin future ahead uv me... so should i drop it... eh... lez give it a go fer a bit an see if iz sumpin i wanna consider...

OH OH... while we on da subject... i tynk i mentioned bak dat ive been gettin hit in a cupple tymz alredy... but... itz startin tah weerd me out now... really no bullshiet... everytym i open mah mouth tah say a lil sumpin... iz lyk da pied piper playin sum pimpin vocalz... cuz lately every tym i talk to da cashier or sumbody at skoo or sumpin... iz lyk im speekin golden showerz uv pimp juice o'sumpin... but dang mang... 6 yearz outta da game an alla sudden it wantz tah comeback creepin... mebbe it needed a recharge or sumpin... but anywayz... im fuggin weerded out at da attention im gettin... so imma shaddap foe real til im dun wiff skoo... now hell ind dat sumpin... skooz finally an active key role... funni...

lez finish off wiff role call fer idolize...
- fatboy - prelude si v-tec
- mark - civic hatch
- quest (?) - civic coupe
- thumbz - integra gs-r conversion
- soopahmayn - integra gs-r
- puno - integra gs-r
- koo guy - integra gs-r
- don - del sol si v-tec
- crazy eye - mr2 turbo
- wolf - prelude sh
- outhai - civic coupe
- sai - mr2 turbo
- thai guy (?) - prelude
- abby - prelude
- joonyah - civic hatch
- kamala - integra type-r
- muth - civic hatch

uh iz dat it?

-wolf