"Hey there's a present in your mailbox."
"i dun want it..."

look i found a bed tym book... will yu read it fer me aunti remiko... pweezz...

fuggin... i been werkin lyk... a madmang fer da past cupple dayz... and uh... itz payin off mang... i figured i need a suspension upgrade more dan turbo cuz im friggin in limp mode at da moment wiffout da repair... so... iz gunna be suspension upgrades dis commin so week... if im not broke dat iz...

i went 2 da mailbox an i found a lifestory bout me... if yu care to read itz by mah favoryte novelist reiko... more or less... ~da elusive wolf interview~... i thought it wuz perty funni to see it make it into mah record keep... but hell... thanx dood... seems lyk yu wuz bored... it iz now permanently affixed to da right side menu... "which haz been taken off due to v.2 update"...

dis weekend iz da furious nytz showcase at coorz amph... but uh... ayumi will not be attending cuz da owner has a date wiff skunk to da weddin in OC... jonz boutta get hiz c-walk down da aisle so imma be derr tah support... reproozent mang... so im outta da sho dis tym but foe sho im derr next month...

onkeoz commin ovva on fryday... boutta beat hiz head open til da hwyt meat shoz if he aint got mah deeVdee wiff em... booshiet i kill yu if yu dont...

uh... as fer me... definitely upgrading 2 zeal suspension... definitely zeal...

-wolf

"yah kno... i could make a fuggin harness foe dat..."
"True, but the outcome is always ghetto."

bun bun... bun bun... buuunnnnnnnnnnfffwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwssewwwwwwwwww...

*magical trumpetz*... alas da time haz come 4 me 2 shine again... itz been a year an oh so fast itz past... but once again... a villian will arise to shine a light... once again... *magical trumpetz*

yay im bak in bizness... sho season started earlier in da year but i wuz outta da job since all da shoz were up norff... now dat da daygo shoz are rollin close... (fuggin only 2 an shiet)... im bak in it fer da next month or so... but hell... datz wut i do best... reproozent...

mah baby ayumi... she iz currently gettin a face lift an all around maintenence job... her booti iz nice and in shape good nuff 4 da nyt time sho... her lip iz gettin werked on and i admit dat shez lookin bettah dan B4... and on a side job once i get done wiff da rest... im addin fender flarez... MEBBE once i see it actually shaped on... but none da less... she iz gettin derr... ayumi will be prepped redy fer eye teaserz dis year... but competitionll hav 2 wait til next year... and fux... imma fux shiet up once itz all done...

current an ongoin schemez...

- R32 taillightz hav been mounted an properly shaped into dat ass... nicely fitted BUT could uze da lil werk... jez fer perfection tweakz at least...

- Blitz front conversion to a C-West replica... dey dun make da bumper fer a BB6 so imma make it mah self... so far itz shapin hella nice...

- Turbo assembly iz complete... all datz left now iz all da lil fittinz... tubez n pipez... flangez... wut evva... diz shiet iz gunna B done soon...

- I unno wut in da werld shy boy iz doin 2 hiz eclipze... but hell itz hiz project i gez... ill B "customizin" hiz taillightz an such... den later on we pix out a kit fer it... "den imma fuggin put it on an shiet... i jez kno it..."

- thumbz side skirt... either it be prelude mugenz or integra wing west... either way imma fabricate da skirtz to fit a 4 door gsr... weeee...

- brianz rx-7... i seent dat sheit and i kno itz gunna be a lotta fun 2 start moldin an shapin all da partz... now... were elz can yu find a supra blitz front fitted onto an FC... shiet lookz fuggin mean mang...

- thai guyz prelude... uh... can we say biter... R32 taillightz once again... "after da show at least... dat way dey all kno dat ayumi iz da OG wiff dem lightz"...

an dat iz it fer me... ive more 2 report but sleep time iz needed... reproozent dengit...

-wolf

"You have six earrings and baby booty smooth hair. Now why in the hell do you where a hat all the time?"
"stoopedd... dun blame da hat... blame da bandana..."

we on faiyah... dis shiet iz on faiyah... iz startin tah fuggin heat up an shiet an eberbody ass iz gunna be on faiyah mang... i heard dis ryt...

im moe fuggin doin da daym thang mang... greenz an simpleen... aint no shiet no bettah... itz da montha june an we boutta sqerr off at da shoz again... but... now i aint officially reppin a single team yah kno... cuz how i do it now iz fuggin rollin off untouchable mang... but i am reppin under aerocosmetixxx but ill tell yah... imma fuq up hoo evva mang... ayumiz ass dun got sweeter mang... chex dis...

- we got mah mo fuggin turbo kit slowly slowly buildin up... boostin real soon ill tell yah dat confirmation

- we got mah moe fuggin blitz remix into a c-west front... now... ill tell yah dis much... aint no moe fuggah gunna hav mah bumpah cuz itz fuckin rip-custom

- mah r32 back iz up an runnin an on itz way 2 perfection... an imma sho dis shiet off fore anyone start biting an shiet... idolize nygga...

- moe fuggin WORK rimz... meister style... in debatez wiff Buddy Club P2... either one iz fine wiff me... but imma sleep wiff a 12 guage once i puttem on...

- aero... showwin off wiff aero an promotin under vinny should get me bettah discountz... hopeful cuz im fuggin dyin all by mah self wiff dis ghost car...

- expressway racing... moe fuggin Wangan style shiet in TK boutta start... once i route da map at least... hopeful once again...

- mah muzix... az long az dem boyz got spark... im keepin da inferno... dis rap thang iz hard on da ass but yu jez do wutchu gotta an bite yer lip mang... dis bizness iz startin tah shank me but im throwwin bowz long da way also...

- bustin a move... dis fuggin asian boi had nevva been so mobile evva since... i heard... im gettin 2 old yet im still flippin lyk im 12... an mah upper body strumff iz hard nuff 4 me to do push upz wiffout mah legz... ind dat sumpin...

- and... lyk i sed... enjoy mah freedom while i can... mah linez boutta end in a cupple... BUT!... i dun met dis baby gurr dat may dig me outta mah own weddin if it all goez well at least...

aye mang i dint do a daym thang bout dat female thang... i did wut i did an hung mah cape... but it happenz wen it shouldnt happen... weerd mang... but... shietz startin tah rotate in TK since im gettin too bored... but hell im still bored none da less... i say... uh... i unno... jez fugg it i gez...

welcome 2 da montha june... predictin dat itz gunna be a progressive month datz gunna eat me alive... but aint no shiet gunna stop me mang... reproozent yo shiet mang...

-wolf