oppozed to all da shiet yestaday... today waz perty kick back an shiet... it waz mah momz dat woke me up again... way early round 9AM... friggin only 4 hourz uv sleep mayn... momz wanted me tah wake up dat early tah go an get mah car... fer wat mom... ai should wait fer em instead...

we got to Kimz pad but no one waz home at da tym... so we ended up goyn to Circuit City instead... momz gotta new phone wiff an answerin machine cauze da whole houze dun evva wake up wen da resta da world do... also she got herself a CD player... Memorex ai tynk... ai picked out da color -black-... and ai got mah self a multi port surge plug... doesnt enhance da appearance uv mah room... hell it makez it werse...

got home an ai started doyn mah AYU schuff again... myt rename da car "Ayuz Bastard Drift Mobile"... yea ai lyk dat... either way... Jay ended up callin me an we went tah SuffWest tah pay fer hiz classes... note to self... say wat you want without tynkin uv consequencez... sumtymz...

by da tym ai came back ai had mad azz diarreah... so ai took a shit... Jodie ended up commin ovva tah kill er boredom... so we left tah get Alien an went to da mall... Plaza... wat a fine ass place... mah ass... spent quite a while dar too... mosta da tym were in Spencerz lookin at cardz an shiet... a bit at Warehouze lookin up trance shiet... note to self... ferry corston 2 iz on 16.99... OH YEA! upon exittin Spencerz... ai saw dat one chick ai alwayz look at wen ai waz in skoo still... now shez friggin hot az heyo... nevva got a chance tah talk to er -imma pussy-... but eh... ill remembah er anywayz... sweet sassafras...

went tah Hot Topicz next... ai waz tynkin bout colorin mah hair again... but ai aint got cash so wat can ai do... ai tynk im begginin to want tah wear big ass pantz again... dat raver era iz startin tah wear off now so ai mine az well... anywayz... again we walked round fer a bit an we ran intah Cheeba... Potacky... an Alan... dint do much since dey werent up tah any shiet either... so we left toward da escalatorz by da tilt an wat did ai find... hardcore japaneze bandanaz wiff da rizin sun shining... both in black an white... so ai bought da black one...

went tah Anchor Flue next tah check out mah clothez... ryt... and we ended up gettin job appz fer dat place... dey wernt hirin fer da summa but seasonal waz lookin perty good... da cashier even had da courtezy tah say "Good Luck"... how sweet uv er...

we came outta da shop an bought sum time capsule toyz... 2 alienz... an a super ball... we left da mall an ai came back home tah pick up da Integ an sum drill bitz fer Fatboy... had Alien an Jodie ride first since da place waz still crawlin wiff popoz... catious ai kno... but wat da heyo yah kno...

nuttin much happened wen ai got da car back... jez cleaned up da interior an swapped hiz itemz... *fuggin he left da interior fulla broken tater chipz an mah wax coatz were all dusty an shiet... mah poor Ayumi... mah baby needz a cleanin... ill do it wen ai wake up..."... ai got me 2 free glow stickz... well ai fergot bout em... but dar mine now...

got to Fatboyz pad while he waz puttin on hiz sideskirtz... friggin nubbiez were all ovva mah car puttin dar hand printz on it... daym kidz...

skip up a cupple hourz an we find me an Junior at da gas station... he fergot hiz wallet so ai lent him 2 billz... den we make our way tah MickyD'z an got 5 orderz uv chicken nuggetz... *thankz tah Jodie*... while were waitin fer our order... da guy in front finishez hiz order... but gunz hiz car into reverze an rockz "Dark Angel" lyk heyo... *Dark Angel iz Juniorz Hatchback... hence dat itz black...*... im sittin dar tynkin... oh shiet mayn JR aint got hiz license an shiet... luckily da guy dat hit em waz sumone he knew... uz tah play Hi-Low wiffem...

fast forward a cupple minutez... were sittin at Fat'z front yard playin chess... gave Beaver da liberty uv gunnin da Prelude... Quest gave em da liberty uv da Civic also... he stalled a grippa tymz on both carz... yatta yatta yatta... da day iz ovva...

later on wen ai wake up... should be a bizee day... fatboy getz hiz body kit... ai got skoo shiet... gott drop me appz... jez a whole lotta shiet... prepare... itz a new day in da month commin... technically itll be da last day uv da month but da first log in uv a new month... well fuck mayn if yu dun get it...

-Wolf

ayo waddup mah peeplz.. perty good story fer today... da fun beginz later on though... today waz a typical day... began as one at least... woke up perty early to take a shower an shiet... supposedly ai waz gunna go drop off mah appz at da mall... but eh... wat da hell... stayed home an swatted sum HTMLz fer a while...

bout later on round 3 or so... went tah pick up da Burn tah drive up tah Parkway... hittin up da mall an shiet... waznt nuttin dar az much anymore... but ai did get a glimpse uv da new Masamune Shirow calendar... waz gunna buy it but eh... comic con an shiet iz commin up... note to self... go dar sum tym an see if dat gurl waz really wat yu wanted to see...

on da way back we hit up Gamestop at Lemon Grove... perty cozy place... but gez wat ai got dar... Evolution 2... fer mah dreamcast... yea ai kno... thought it nevva existed... but ai got it...

by the tym ai got home ai waz plannin tah beat Evolution... yea ai kno... still havent beaten it yet... but went tah sleep instead... "fugg it jez rest"...

ai woke up as soon as mah mommaz got home... den all sudden she start bitchin at me an shiet cauze mah car aint back yet... practically ai dun care as much cuz if anytyng happen to mah car imma jack mah broz JLz... so wid all da bitchin an shiet round da houze ai jez fuggin leave in mah wife beater an go... fore ai left mommaz sed "wait im goyn wiff yu"... so ai jez left...

around da Market area dar were lyk a friggin grippa po'z runnin deep round da place... even fer Market it seemed irregular yah kno... but eh... imma good driver so ai dint panic a bit...

ai got to mah bro'z pad round 1AM ai tynk... sum where round dat tym but no one waz dar... den ai call momz on da phone tah tell er dat it waznt dar... mine az well go home now... fore she hung up she sed "aye becareful on da way back"... gawd mayn frigin jynx it fer me will yah... exactly wat happened...

ai took da main route tah get back home... wat evva dat street iz between MickyD'z an Hometown... da main street where Cock'z iz posted at... anywayz... ai stopped at da light fore Hometown... an po"z were all ovva da place... one behind me... two on da side... two posted on da next street ovva... im tynkin "well shiet... aint gunna be stupid an keep mah shiet bumpin... *YAY! ai figured how tah manipulate da wooferz!*...

so anywayz... da cop behind me pullz off into mah left... da two on da right box me in... da otha two line up on da lightz jez in case ai decide to run... *yea ryt lyk ai would run from a popo... specially in mah broz Integra... wouldnt even get far...*... by now ai alredy kno waz gunna happen... ai waz gunna get pulled... an yea ai did get pulled ovva... stopped beside Hometown too... *curzes yu mom! friggin bitch at me an yah jynx me at da same tym... heh... iz koo though...*

umm... ill name da first cop "Koo Kop"... *he waz perty koo though*... da second cop "Da Rookie"... an da 3rd... "Da Intimidator"...

so anywayz im stopped an "Koo Kop" walkz up... duz da usual an ask if ai got any weaponz... twice... one more tym to be sure... *shiet mayn... do ai look dat crazy... imma bright kid yah kno... dont let da appearance fool yu...*... den hea we go once again... ai get cuffed... da second tym dis month @.@ ... he askz me if ai got any gunz in da car an shiet... an all ai can answer iz no an hope dat me bro aint no undercover or sumpin fer a gang or sum shiet...

"Koo Kop" handz me ovva to "Da Rookie"... he waz a koo guy... actually both were koo... not lyk ona dem "Iron Clad Havent-had-Pussy-fer-a-while Ballz uv Steel LA Copz"... ai asked "Da Rookie" wat waz goyn on an he told me dat dar waz a fyt at Oak Park *wat evva dat park iz by Vien Dong... or sumpin* and sum gun fire waz heard... so dar jez bein koo an safe... den he putz me in da back seat uv da squad car... *note to anyone hoo should get arrested... or be repeatedly mistaken for wat evva -lyk me- an put back dar... squad carz got leather seatz yo*

while da copz were searchin da Integra... im sittin in da back all cramped up... ai coulda swung da cuffz to da front but eh... accept it... ovva da kop radio ai heard mah name "-my real name-... license numbah blah blah blah... age **... provisional license..." heh heh... good shittin im screwed... cupple minutez pass by "Koo Kop" comez back tah talk tah me an explainz why ive been pulled ovva... schuff lyk dat so dat ai dun get a bad impression or sumpin... perty koo... an sayz dat ona da carz dat were leavin da "shoot out scene" waz a White Integra... so im lyk koo... iz not coincidental dat sumone elz would be in one since ai waz in dat area... *friggin Integz...*... a few secondz pass an "Chick Kop" waz talkin too "Koo Kop" bout da voltmeter an schuff undah da hood... "Koo Kop" waz talkin bout wat waznt suppoze to be dar but dey coulndt do it since ai waz pulled ovva fer a different purpose... better luck next tym... *but next tym itll be me bro drivin... had nuff uv back seatz an cuffz fer a bit...*

while listenin to "Koo Kop" talk bout carz... "Da Intimdator" openz da door an askz me wazzup... *He waznt intimadating but he had dat "Sopranoz" feelin emitting*... he askez me if ai waz in a gang... wat race ai waz... if ai got any tatz... den askz me if ai waz in a gang lyk 4 more tymz... den talkz bout dat one tym ai waz pulled from Street Racin... ai waz lyk shiet mayn yu even pulled dat on me... den he asked if dat po "Racer Kop" jot me down az hangin wiff any gangz... affiliated wiff anyone... he even knew bout Alien... den he asked me if Alien waz in a gang... if he had tatz... im sittin dar an im lyk "mayn get da clear pic... im not in any gangz*... "Da Intimdator" waz koo though... kynda fergot wat elz he asked... too repetitious...

after a bit da search waz ovva an "Koo Kop" popped in da back again an jez reassured dat ai waznt pulled ovva fer bein asian or havvin a mod car... nuttin lyk dat... jez dat da car waz in da rong place at da rong tym an jez happened tah fit da description... *note... dont lie to po'z... it jez makez tyngz more complicated..."... dey let me out da side... cracked a joke or two tah settle it down... an "Da Rookie" unlocked me... and wat waz once lyk 5-7 kop carz lined up *all fer one bastard* turned to 3... got mah schuff off da squad car... keyz... wallet... photo album *shiet dey even took dis out tah look at*... went back to da car... mah Ayu clip was on da floor *poor baby... it waz mah good luck charm... seemz tah be werkin* mah broz comp folder waz open still... stereo turned all da way down... ah wat da hell... ai turned on da car... bumped da system once again... an off ai went...

got home round 1.45AM... momz still bitchin at me... gramz bein confuzed wen to bitch an wen not to... not gunna tellem wat happened though... tyngz should be left unheard... but eh wat da hell... it waz a good experience... "Koo Kopz... who would evva tynk dat... specially me outta all peepl..." -shiet mayn... second tym in a month tah be in a squad car... pluz im tall too...-

-Wolf

Oh wow heaz mah alternative site an shiet... GEOCITIES... you are da shiet... evryone stick to geocitiez yo... ai mean it... fer sum reazun lycos wont let me in from mah comp... Quest waz able tah get in... dunno why not me... but ai learned to comeback to wat waz alwayz hea... good ol geocitiez...

now to recap on wat you peepl missed since... wen evva mah last log waz... Saturday mornin ai tynk... crap ai cant remembah... oh yah... ai finally got mah tire fixxed... an ai friggin glossed da car wiff 2 coatz wax dis tym... WOO SHINY!... at da same day mah bro took mah car to Vegas... shiet... but den again ai got hiz Integ... friggin black mayn in a white car an shiet... iz koo though... feelz lyk motor swap...

later dat day we all went to Pengz pad... drink up an shiet fer a baby shower... yea uz LUE peepl are hardcore wiff da booze yo... mayn im too friggin tired ryt now... shiet cant stay up... jez kno dat yu missed 2 log in dayz full uv storiez... beer makez brain cellz go *POOF*

-Wolf

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-Quest

eh... heaz anotha day an shiet... nuttin much goyn on... friggin drove tah SWC tah pick up Alienz test score... WOO DAYM! HORRIBLE!... from dar were plannin on goyn tah Mesa an register... ai did at least... anywayz... ai ran into a prob an mah car had a flat... yea a flat mo fugga...

either way dat dint bother me a bit so we jez strolled on by tah da mall... mallratted a lil... friggin saw a grippa chess setz... superior marble material... den from dar ai went home tah fix da flat... note to self... 2 more piercinz...

bout way later on in da day... we jez kickced it at Beaverz... same ol same ol... ate Fatboyz left overz... den came home... an hea ai am... still lookin fer a job... an ayu iz mah goddess if yu dint kno bah now...

-Wolf

hea iz test day t2o... fixin up all mah shiet for ai post up home... heaz a new approach... imma keep it simple... no jazz schuff cuz ai jez wanna make dis enjoyable... so wat evva getz posted... den it getz posted... simple iz good...

uh... not much to say bout today... jez been kickin it at Skunkz playin chess yah kno... iz been lyk dis since Fatboy an Skunk lerned how tah play an shiet... last tym we ended up til 4am playin dis game... shiet mayn...

bout later on 2day friggin JR got hiz new deck... den way later on round 12 or so... evryone frigin came ovva an we started tearin at JRz headlightz... nifty aint it... he ended up wiff blue turn signalz ovva yellerz... sum sick azz shiet yah kno... oh yea... way earlier dan dis... ai went tah Food-fer-lezz wiff Tip an her sis... yea daz bout it... mah car needz gas...

-Wolf

TADAA!!! gawd daym da net world has run so fast fer me... so fast ive fallen way behind... well herez day 1 uv mah journey...

to begin mah journey ai will not intro mah self... so if yu kno me... good... if not... den yu can stay... either way it wont make me pissed or happy...

today iz test day... ai luv ayu yah kno...
-Dat Bastard Wolf