"OoOoO, do you workout? Is this a 6-pack?"
"hell, a 6-pack? this is a 1 kegger."

"Damn man, you drink like crazy. I've never seen anyone drink like that before."
"come on, you're the one that taught me that drinking is a sport."

lemme document my drink list before i forget... for some odd reason (im an alkyholik), i'm more likely to forget everything about the previous night(s) EXCEPT all the drinks i had... so... lets do this...

"My Blood Composition In Vegas"
Friday	Saturday	Sunday
- plum wine - bigass asahi - kyoto - gorilla - kir royale - old fashioned - caramel apple martini - caramel apple martini - patron silver - red headed slut - kir royale - gorilla - scooby snack - kabuki - glass of white star - cape cod - glass of white star - corona - whatever left of white star(?)	- corona (can... tasted like shiet) - sapporo - caramel apple martini - mojito - purple hooter - shot of sake - caramel apple martini - new castle - new castle - madras - bay breeze - bay breeze - caramel apple martini - corona	- 1/2 of a corona "yeah fuck you... i still had ounces left in mah system from the previous nights of drinking"

think i should have died or had the EMT's on my ass or something, cause drinking is a sport and NOT EVERYONE can do it to it like i do it... "i was chris' liver made into human form this weekend"... i will speak no more than needed, but big shout out to chris n ted and the resta the peeps for a real "actual" weekend out... WOOOOOOOO! IM FUCKED UP!!!... vegas, it speaks for itself... "when you wake up in the morning from under a coffee table and smile, that's when you know you were fucked up the night before"...

anyways, while i await an agonizing response from my liver (if ever), i would like to mention that all my friends n family are like my nut sack... very precious and absolutely priceless... i'm inspired at the moment...

for now, i'll just re-coup until the wedding... "my invitation says "wolf n guest" and the first thing that came to mind was a heineken bottle... NO SHIT!!!"... but mang oh mah fuckin god, my itinerary is hella good so far and everything is falling into play... "gunna make you say WTF?!"

-wolf

"Impressive, so you're the everything guy around here?"
"yes i am and then some."

my temporary new boss was supposed to be viper tongued white lady but turned out to be a tall hot blonde from "shickago"... oh my, i love my boss...

Key Points 06' just completed this morning... Nothing to really look back on, but I'd rather look onto today if anything... Anyways, the person that became my #1 near the end of the year was a "gawd damn korean"... eh, go figure...

So since thug life is officially over and I've really nothing else to do but work... Think imma take another step backwards and revert back to my dancing phase (as if i dont do enough of it at work), but it aint gunna stop there yah know...

Lets see what i got...

-wolf