"Shit! Nah my car just stopped moving. I think it's broke."
"see... datz wut yu get fer fytin a prelude..."

anywayz... i wuz gunna update but fuggin i jez sat in da kitchen fer a cupple hourz puttin 2gettha a fuggin water filtration system... so anywayz... im werkin on a new lazier-simpler layout... check out da progress... da soopah test... "da link haz been removed... viola... da layout yu R uzin iz da soopah test..."

it should cut back on image space an make it EZer fer mah ass to manage... so... i unno... letz see if i pull it outta mah ass on dis one...

-wolf

"OH WOW! YOU HAVE HAIR!"
"an i also hav charm an wit..."

hey itz a PM login... i havent had tym 2 do ona deez since last year... eh... feelz a lil weerd... anywayz... grammz haz frukkin lost her gearz cuz shez talkin 2 da dog an scuff... yeap...

well lezz see... abbyz party wuz a trip... i felt a lil old an shiet cuz derrz buncha jrz runnin round... but mayn... R generation iz a small bunch so it couldnt be helped... "oh mang dis fukkin trax iz hot"... i tynk i got faded... but i cant really say i did... invested 60 bux into hard laq an i dint even getta sample it all... datz illin...

"DAYM DIS FUKKIN TRAX IZ ILLIN HOT! GO AYU GO!"... so outta da blue imma start DJn again... der wuz a lotta tyngz dat i left behind wen i came herr... summ uv it i jez hoped to keep away since it wuz eattin up all mah fundz an shiet... but... it getz a lil complicated once yu find peepl hoo motivate yu to do it all again... WEE... "thanx gurrz... jez keep dat shiet commin"... so fer da line up i... say... i am... gettin... 2 M3D !BLACK! techinix tablez combo'd wiff a DM2002X numark mixer... hmm... i wonder if datll be ok... wut evva... ill figure it all out wen i stop by milage again... wont dem poor sapz hate 2 see mah face again...

i would say... da only difference from me an other trance artist... dat i kno at least... i will favor in ayu az mah climax an endin trax... AND... if it comez down to it... ill prolly hav 2 push in a CD turntable... mang all da otha underground mixez nevva made it to vinylz... how sad... BUT ill do it sumhow... eww... how many lifestylez do i gotta endure back an forth fore i finally figure out which 1 to stick wiff...

anywayz... back 2 da party... it ended a lil early cuz sum buncha kidz or sum shiet wuz talkin TRG or sum shiet... mang nygga pleez... grow da fuck up... cant dey see dat us older folk wised up an stopped dat gang bangin sheit alredy... but uh... Y in da werld do we carry strapz... ?... i get a lil confoozed sumtymz... imma peacemaker so i dont carry a strap around all da tym... but... da most obscured character iz da most psychotic... keep dat in mind wen yu got beef wiff me for no aparent reazun...

propz 2 mike fer a ferst nyt out wiff me... an fer almost gettin shot up fer no good reazun... CHEERZ!...

-wolf

"Hey, help me out with some scripts."
"dood... okami sux at html... hav yu seen mah site or wut..."

fin fin fin... itz all done... da circa log iz now fully updated an shiet... an... good gawd i tynk datz all i hav to say ind it...

anywayz... i finally got into da art classes i need fer mah transfer an shiet... ironically it wuz so fuggin packed last year so much dat da waitlist reached hell itself... but stoopid shiet... dis year derz lyk 15 seatz available in both classes... eww... i tynk imma shiet in mah pantz...

since i got da lumix digicam boutta montha go... i havent spent a dime uv mah extra set aside on mah paycheck... usually dat shietz goz down da hole ryt after depositz an billz... but i tynk ive been too occupied wiff takin fotoz to even realize i hav money litterally layyin on da floor... (no fuckin booshiet... den alla sudden gold diggerz appear ryt... yu fuckin slutz)... but if i hadda known dat dis digicam woulda saved me thousands an thousands uv dollarz den i would jez picked dis shiet up ferst... fer fuckin shame mang... but hell yahll kno itz all fun an good game now dat i gotta cam now... da fotoz say da truth...

mang... imma perty pessimistix person if yah tynk bout it...

-wolf

"hey man... asimo'll beat da shiet outta yu..."
"Yeah! That thing's smart yo!"

ick... im feelin a lil fried... not from werk or anytyng but shiet... time fliez mang... sum peepl live for da weekend and base time off dat... but uh... i base mine off paycheckz... so 2 weekz iz lyk so ovva in lyk a minute fer me... but den again hoo can complain... uh... i really hav no idea wen imma finish da circa re-capz... but i kno itz soon mang...

i wanna say congratz 2 soopahmayn fer hiz dynamik acheivement earlier dis week... altho a gruelin gruelin year or more uv searchin fer a ass clean gsr... it finally ended... applause dood... now jez past smog an yu dun mang...

an fotoz frum dis weekend romp R up... check out da contempoz section if yer a newbie 2 me site... i tynk dis update thang iz gettin 2 be a weekly thang fer me... den again itz only if i got tym fer it... so... i wouldnt complain much... anywayz... im gettin outta herr... enjoy yer asses... GOOD LUCK TL! SHOOT DAT FOE!

-wolf

"uh yea... hiz berffday wuz bout 2 dayz ago..."
"OH SHIT! Aww hell, man, he boutta be mad again."

hmm... itz da new year an i about a year ago i finally decided to put up the circa log an da keypointz data... and from reading the logz from dat past year... i can see dat i matured a bit in mah writin style... well... da previous year B4 dat i wuz loggin in lyk eber deng day fer no gawd deng reazun... but az soon az i came to TK i started dumbin down mah lyf an chillin... thus i gez i jez gave up a grippa stress an started on da bookz again... shiet... imma ghetto scholar...

anywayz... since i fuckin matured... i start doin grown up thangz ryt... uh... no yer rong... letz see... da trip to japan haz been rescheduled fer june 20 thru wut evva... so... dis meanz i gotta cut down on all sortaz shiet to actually meet up 2 mah standardz... "But we all know you can't do that, I'm a starving student from across the ocean yet I still pay for lunch? Mmmhmm..." but still i got goalz to go fer now...

actually... i tynk da annual archive an recapz uv mah logz iz actually good fer self development... proffessor hopper wuz hella illin on da info dat semester... it actually came in handy... anywayz... i know fer deng sure dat i fell off da deep end an found mahself to resent women all together... ?!... i unno wen dis happened but i went hella shady now dat i look back on it all... but hell... hoo givez a shiet... no burdenz on me... YAY!... "See, I told you even thinking about Japan is going to have an adverse effect on you. Although I am a girl myself, I'm pretty happy to see you maintain focus on something worth while and for once, you "not givvin a shiet" is actually good to hear. Skirt chasing can definitely come later bro."

?... hoo da hell keepz whisperin in mah ear... iz dat ghostchild or wut... PWAH HA!... but yea... eberthang seemz a lil silly from lookin back on it... i wuz perty mello dramatic but hell... itz perty koo now under sum circumstancez... LUMIX BITCH!!!

-wolf