"Do you realize what you just did? You fucking switched allmost every second letter while talking all of a sudden."
"auw fwck... mah blainz brinkin again..."

yea yu heard... itz brain blinkin mang... it feelz lyk nuttinz rong but yer brain blinkz an sum letterz in yo speech get switched... fer instance in mah experiencez... "hey dun ferget tah 'shock da chuttlez'" (chock da shuttlez)... "aye mang 'brow da thall'" (throw da ball)... "hey 'spim kass duh poon'" (kim pass da spoon)... HA HA... fuggin shiet mang... it weerdz me out wen dis shiet happenz... anywayz i wuz fiddlin around mah site an i came upon mah profile... den i updated it... it still da same but i modified a cupple thangz... check out "hooz he" if yah want...

so iz tym tah celebrate fer da finale... BOA IZ HERR!!! YAY!!!... ok... now wut... aye mang even i unno da answer tah dat... da ferst tyng tho... she goyn be drinkin da hypnotiq or she aint gunna be travelin wiff me... daz foe sho...

anywayz... since da skoo sememster started... ive been feelin lyk a fuggin rocket mang... not jez me but ayumiz been performin off da heezy too... da weatherz been da same since an da only tyng dat changed wuz me... sooo... wut da hell mang... i dint tynk da cause-an-effect would reach a lil sumpin lyk dat... but yea... SKOO IZ FUGGIN FUN MANG... second week an iz been da shiet still... i dont mind da werk but fuck mang... dem whyt gurlz out herr aint afraid uv showwin it all off mang... PEACH AN BERRIEZ MANG... diz shiet cannot get any better... but... it would be nice if i ran into maricelle a lil bit moe... now dat would make fer a perfect day every fuckin day yah heard...

hmm... it makez me tynk tho... it cant evva be dis good fer me mang... so sumpinz gotta give... cuz even until now i still cant beleev dat we livin in TK... sumtymz i even ferget dat time exist mang... hell yea iz dat peaceful hea... but den again da strainz uv money hitz yah... den yer off again... still mang... i thought daygo wuz sumpin... but TKz a lil sumpin dat i need fer a while... DEN IZ OFF TAH WICHITA!!! YEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAA!!! GHETTO COWBOY!!!

-wolf

"Yeah, I thought that was you up there, but I didn't want to go up and make an ass of myself if it wasn't you."
"same herr... daz Y i jez tried tah pass by an act koo if it wuznt yu..."

NOW DIS IZ DA GOO SHIET RYT HERR!!!... ahh-choo... iz only been day 2 uv skoo an iz da shiet mang... WUT DA FUCK MANG... alla sudden skoo iz ill az fuck an shiet... woo sumpinz rong aint it...

i tynk da best decision i made so far since movin herr iz takin psych 104... not only iz da teacher ill as fuck... but daym mang... dem peeplz in da class iz illin... outta da hole class i noticed dat iz only me an one otha black foe dat stickz out... literally... werd fer werd we wuz da only onez speakin da same shiet an shiet... now daz ill...

also mang... dat one chick iz in mah class again... it dint matter tah me last year since it wuz jez one class... but hell... if i got her a second tym in a class of a toppa mah head den sumpinz gotta give ryt... shez kynda cute and stoopidly enuff i kept fumblin an matchin eyez wiff her... sooooo wuz it me dat wuz lookin at her or wuz she lookin at me OR were we doyn it on purpose... cuz seriously (I MEAN SERIOUSLY) she kept takin qwik glances at me at sneaky intervalz... and no i aint bein cocky cuz i kept catchin her at it too... WOOOO DAYM! now dis iz TK style livin... but yea... again wen class wuz ovva we friggin locked eyez an shiet but fuck mang... i had tah stay aftah an get a signature tah add da class... FUX! but still derrz next week... hell yea an moe weekz tah come aftah dat...

OoOoO WeE!!! dis sheit iz fuggin ill... saw JL an maricelle in da lot... JL wuz more perky an open tah speech towardz me... well we dont KNOW each otha but hell she broke sumpin an talked tah me lyk she knew me fer hella yearz... but yea it wuz good tah hear it lyk dat tho... OH OH and talk bout maricelle mang... shez sumpin sumpin az alwayz... ahhh mang...

anywayz i got sidetracked... i saw em in da lot and i got aquainted wiff derr homeboy hong... funni enuff dis doodz from daygo county also mang... wut kynda coinky dink iz dat... he moved from mira mesa tah TK lyk at da same tym i did... now ind dat sumpin... oh it getz hella weerd also... fore JL left skoo she told me dat marvie an mike were skooin herr too... ... ... WUT?! were da hell did all deez peepl come from... alla sudden dem peeplz sho outta no were... but yea... iz good dat dey herr... sumtymz bein a loner takez a toll if yu dunno anyone dat can back yu up wen yer gone... now daz good lookin out...

ALSO... ONE WEEK MANG... YAY! ONE WEEK TIL BOA!... WeEeEe... hell i cant elaborate much more dan i did on how koo dis iz... but yea... fuggin one week mang... den dis shietz on...

now... mah bad fer breakin da mood... but yea... on a serious note... really i mean serious... i thought it had left since i havent been tynkin bout it... but... seemz lyk it haznt left one bit... yahll remembah dem monthz i had da ghost on mah back... well itz been gone fer a while... but alla sudden mang... freaky shiet...

after kong left dat mornin i went back tah sleep an awoke lyk a cupple minutez later... i wuz dazed fer a minute since i got a shutter or sumpin... but hell... i wuz layin flat on da bed an it felt lyk massive gravity wuz holdin me down... oh hell nah it wuznt laziness cuz i could roll if i wuz lazy... but dis shiet wuz fuggin pinnin me down to da point were i had tah muscle mah way out...

dat dint really occur to me as sumpin spectral... but now alla sudden i overheard momz tellin popz dat she had a dream dat sumpin wuz tearin noodlez' or her hair out through da window while she wuz sleepin... i couldnt really hear... but anywayz she couldnt describe dat tyng as a person or a ghost... but rather all she sed wuz it... it wuz called "it"... mang... sumpin aint ryt...

anywayz... tah kill dat mood... i almost fergot dis event til i got dis lil sumpin...

boogah: happy new yr!
wolf: OH SHIET! IT IZ
wolf: OH SHIET! HAPPY NEW YEARZ DOOD

happy new yerrz mah chinky peepz an all em otha peeplz daz got dem chineze asian peeplz dat celebrate dis event... out mang...

-wolf

"GOO LOWD MANG..."
"... now that's a fucking peach!!!"

praize da fuggin buddhaz or sumpin mang... yahll evva seen a fuggin low ass cut jean on a gurr daz got ass hangin out wiff a thong dat make yu wanna say "DAYM DEM JEANZ!!!"... well fuck mang i hope yu did or do sum day... a peach iz fuggin wonderful yah kno... specially wen iz nuttin but da flesh an no artifical stemz are in da way... daz hella sweet...

besidez dem MmMmlicious jeanz mang... dis shietz boutta get fuggin perty azz hell in da next week or so... lyk i sed before... iz fuggin all up in da city wiff beautiful femalez alla sudden... well aint no asian gurrz representin but daym i gotta hand it to dem white femalez out herr doyn dey thang mang... now derrz actually a reazun itz hot in da winter mang... also im gettin hyped bout skoo since iz commin up in 3 dayz or so... but yea... i couldnt concentrate back in daygo but now i can... an yah kno sumpin... diz shiet iz actually fun an beneficial... really i fergotten da sweetz uv education... but hell mang... bookz aint da only thang yu can study in skoo... even tho itz a small CC skoo... dis facility iz packed full an squeezed since derrz not many in dis county... now datz a daym shame since it makez it harder tah get into classes...

so anywayz... 2morro imma boutta head out an do sum shiet... dunno wut yet but i see a buncha shiet planned out... khong an onkeo spoze tah be herr fer mah broz bbq... so ill see to that wen dey do get herr... but ill prolly find mah self jez chillin at da lake 2morro... im kynda stressed... *i mean fuggin hurt-achin stress mang... dis pain iz actually relaxin sorta*... so ill prolly flap jack sum lemonade an break out da lawn chair an chill...

an most def ill go see "torque" 2morro since i wuz too lazy tah go 2day... den head on out tah LA fer a but tah chill an get ready fer tonyz party... but da thang iz dat it fuggin getz dark way too fuggin early so itll prolly kill mah juice fer da party... still none da less iz a party mang... an hopefully no onez a hater out derr an decidez tah beat up ayumi while im derr... well really da peepl could respect me all dey want but dey wont kno itz mah baby if im not standin by it... oh woe...

but hell wiff it... no uze stressin bout sumpin wen nuttinz even happened yet... but i gotta tell yah tho... derrz hella competition tween LA an daygo an i unno if bein from vengeance iz gunna prevent or provoke a disturbance... but if i get lucky an all ill prolly pull in a race or two on da trip... now dat shietz nifty...

-wolf

"DAD DERRZ NOS IN MAH CAR!!!"
"nos? what's that?"
"YAH KNO !!!NoZzZzZzZ!!! *brrrrrAHHHHNNNNNNN-CHOO!!!"

"!!!vRoOm VrOoM!!! sed da cat..."
"!purge! said the dog."
"!!!wooChOoOo-wooChOoOo!!!" sed da cat..."
"buh bye! said the cat to the dog."
"stoopid breezy..."

iz been boutta 2 weekz since da new year started... an ive been hit wiff nuttin but good newz so far mang... but... we did hav a lil mishap happen in da ferst week so it wuz weerd... but hell... tyngz happen fer a reazun so it couldnt be helped... still tho we wuz all derr an it showwed unification tween da hole fam... so i say it jez reassured uz fer da resta da year dat we still tyt no matter wut happenz... koo beanz mang...

anywayz... fer mah ferst illin shiet... boaz commin tah visit on da 27th *HOORAY HOORAY!!!*... so dat givez me da chance tah redefine wut type uv person i really am... westside fried classic mang... aye mang i unno bout yu... but sum peepl are werth da trubble to impress... nuff sed... iz been bout 2 yearz since i last seen her so iz gunna be a lil sumpin since i gotta fly ride tah take us from point A tah point B... an already i got ace pointz fer bein as sweet az cotton candy so far...

alryt so most yahll call me bitter sweet but hell i aint gunna mess up dis one... yea... daz ryt... ... aight so now yu laffin ryt... well i tynk im better off wiff a country fried smallville type gurl anywayz... seemz lyk da coast aint werkin so i tynk shez chill nuff fer me... but i unno if im da type fer er... BUT IZ LOOKIN REAL GOOD MANG!!!... alwayz had a knack fer older femalez so mebbe dis iz were all mah hard werk payz off yea... imma end up sippin sum hypnotiq under a lemon tree in kansas fer da resta mah life... but hell it really un sound dat bad... aint no moe shiet tah put up wiff fer otha peepz... now dat i can deal wiff... yah nyggaz daz left stressin... jez bite yo lip mang... i may be outti sooner dan yu or me expected...

anywayz... dis weekend i tynk khong wuz gunna come ovva... an wut perfect tyming too... saturday im spoze tah head tah long beach/santa anna wut evva... fer tonyz b-day... so hell yea... ill jez let khong amask in long beach fer a bit an let her taste da breeze... also a good tyng bout goin tah long beach iz fer fotoz... daz ryt... i need tah get fotoz uv tony an lucy fer mah archivez... uh yea... archivez mah ass... more lyk a 4 dollar foto book from ross... but hell ross haz good foto albumz fer cheap pricez... i say daz a good tyng... if yu get lucky at least...

anywayz... iz been a while WHILE since i last seen em also... so i should make da best uv it since i only see em once a year... (but it could be more since i only live an hour away now... but da prob iz gettin off mah lazy ass tah do so... and dat mah fren... iz a doobi...) but still... homiez are dem peeplz dat still tyt even if yahll really un kick mosta da tym... i say hail mang... (mebbe i should visit more often yea...)

well another at hand... baby gurr iz now ready tah flo... although im confined to a team already... i got mah scopez back an i kno mah route... kynda illin tah leave da team since we all grew up tahgettha... but iz better tah tell em all now so dey un tynk imma be uzin em jez fer partz yah heard... but before i leave i mine az well leave mah ideaz tah em so dey can uze it tah derr benefitz fer da sho season...

so i gez im down off vengeance... so now wut... well iz back tah bein da luenatic dat eber one luvz so much... but still... iz goyn be all da tym uv da nyt wen i get mah act into one piece again... everytyng seemz tah be in order so imma be illin dis year and ready fer a solo place prolly by next year... so... i gez im off da sho season fer dis year and back on da streets again... I AINT DA FAST AN DA FURIOUS CUZ IM 2 FAST 2 FURIOUS!!! AHH IMMA GETTIN DA JITTERZ!!! wooShOoOo!!!...

lastly... i got new earringz... i got new fuckin earringz mang... aint dat a trip... but hell yea... lyk i sed... 03 wuz fuggin bullshiet... but 04z gunna be a hella tyt year mang... fast carz an beautiful woman... yu lucky da skoo semester iz jez startin cuz imma be out chasin skirtz if it wuznt fer class... now daz a shame... oh and a rememider... da february issue uv import tuner has sara brinsfield on da cover... so wuz da bid deal... well shez lao mang... hell yea... an uh... fuggin half white... darn... we wuz so close tah havvin a full lao chick derr...

-wolf

"gawd mang... i dont beleev dis..."
"God damn... do you even have a stomach anymore?"

mornin... im surprizingly alive... uh... im still feelin it but none da less im mobile... yeap...

dis haz been a most ridiculously longest day evva... an ive been sleepin it off since da mornin... but itz takin fer evva tah end mang... see if i remembah correctly... new yearz eve i werked til 12... den went out til 4 aftahnoon... den slept from 4-9... left tah shyboyz at 9.30... den drank til... til 3am new yearz day... den from 3 til 5.30 i waz goyn at it on da toilet... an i won...

i unno wut da fuck went rong 2day cuz compared to da list uv drinkz i had on da 22nd uv december... dis should hav went by wiff no prob... but... i tynk i found out wut im proned tah get off on... hennesy an black label do not fuggin mix... i remembah clearly now dat iz da only tymz i gave way wen dem 2 drinkz were mixxed up... new knowledge fer da resta da year eh... list off da drinkz again mang...

- shit loadz uv hennesy shotz
- shit loadz uv hieneken bottlez
- 1 glass champagne
- 3 shotz black label
- 2 bottlez corona

by da enda da year ive became more uv a drinkin buddy wiff shyboy... he myt be married an slightly older... but fuq... dis senior an joonyah iz gettin along by wut... fuggin brew... outta all tyngz iz brew daz made uz fuggin drinkin buddiez... hoo sed youth iz only present wen yer young... dis clearly showz dat youll earn respectz if you can hold yer own licker... i say hail to mah belly capacity an mah metabolism tah break down da alkaholl so fast...

anywayz... i dont remembah bein drunk... i wuz buzzed... semi drunk... den skipped to bein fucked up... cuz i remembah playin cardz wiff jodie an nada but i wuz still kynda misty an active... but alla sudden it skipz hella far an i wuz head first goyn tah war in da baffroom... mang... i couldnt enjoy da fun uv bein drunk... but i did however manage tah be active while i wuz fucked up... mebbe i hit a makeshift pattern from da champagne in mah system... dat shiet wuz fuggin gross... high class drink mah ass...

so im spoze tah go disneyland on saturday since nada haznt been derr... but... i made lil planz tah kick it wiff jaime an wilma alredy... and vanessa... so... uh... mang... ill figure sumpin out... cuz angela myt throw her berffday party dis weekend since next week we goyn snoboardin fer da weekend... an dat makez it more difficult tah process since i can only be in one place... unless if i bring em all tah one spot... den it werkz yea... koo beanz...

iz almost been 24 hrz since i stopped yakkin... but mah fuggin stomach still feelz lyk shiet since i tried tah empty out an empty trash can... ovva an ovva an ovva... mang... den i got werk in a cupple hrz... dis should be fun... so anywayz... i planned out 3 surefire tripz fer da year... onez in may fer kahnz graduation in kansas *fuggin bust a lil smallville open due tah sum city slicker*... onez in sin city in july fer vanessaz graduation... and lastly... either april or summer fer japan... datz foe sho since mah passportz hea an all i gotta do iz chooze tween da cherry blossom season or da scantly clad season... either one werkz...

yah kno... even tho 03 wuz da crappiest year evva... mah baby gurz givvin me a feelin dat 04 myt make up fer all da bullshiet... spectralz have a keen sense yah kno... i lyk dat shiet...

-wolf