alla sudden iz almost gone... wen yu tynk bout it yu seem tah hav all da tym in da werld tah do sumpin... den again wen yu dun realize it... it jez slipz... illin... alredy a month iz boutta be gone an ai dint even try an do sheit yet... so far iz jez been... eat... shiet... sleep... wake up... eat... shiet... sleep... wake up... yatta yatta...

iz all bout tym... either way... alla sudden itll be tym tah die so ai mine az well jez sit hea an sleep it away... morbid aint it... anywayz... lez catch up... nuttin much tah say... fryday ai went tah "Dennyz" an ate wiff Mike... Jose... Thumbz... after ai lobbed ovva da cement bump an Thumbz car got stuck... had tah call Fatboy tah come an lend uz hiz jack... Fatboy to da rescue...

Saturday saem peepl but different place... Thumbz came wiff hiz car tah pick me up wiff Jose... we went down tah San Ysidro tah do sum shoppin... illin... Mike we couldnt find... he went off sum where... anywayz... ai dint expect tah see as much asian peepl az ai did down dar fer sum reazun... oh yea... ai dyed mah hair dat weekend... all midnyt blu...

our intentionz dat day were tah buy sum clothez... but we all ended up buyin toyz... fer a cheap cheap az price too... illin... wiff dat ovva wiff... we went tah Josez tah pick up hiz Del Sol... but we ended up takin da Jetta... still Mike waz no were to be found... so we went ahead an got So Phat... an off drivin we went... dunno were we ended up since we were hungry... mosta da placez were full since sum concert waz goyn down... illin... so we ended up at "Rubioz"... still it waz koo... still nuttin tah do so we all headed home... Jose stopped by a car wash an me an So Phat went to da "7 Eleven" next door... slurpie an ice cream... fer a cold az nyt... ai lyk it...

nuttin tah do... we left an Thumbz dropped me off at Market... dar waz a party at Juniorz sis' pad... but ai dint partake in any uv it... too lazy... ai slept in Alienz car fer a bit til it waz tym tah go home... an end da day...

next day everyone elz went tah play foozball while ai took a trip tah Long Beach... Tony invited me to hiz BBQ so ai mine az well went... ai got dar round 4 since momz waz draggin me round shoppin fer a bit... but ai made it... illin though... beat da oddz were ai waz da only stranger... ai dint care none da lezz... mosta da tym ai jez sat an ate a bit... spoke a lil wiff da othaz... an daz bout it... mosta da day ai jez kicked it wiff Lucy... YAY!... from way way back in da day... havent seen her fer bout 6-7 yearz... but still... it waz hella great seein her... she changed... well from wat ai remembah... but illin... it waz a great party ai hav tah say... nuttin but Civicz Integraz an Lexus'z dat showed up... daym... an im da only different one... HA!... great party though... since den ai been textin Lucy a lot... now letz see if mah fone bill get hi or not...

it dint take too long fer me tah get home dis tym... only 1.15 hourz... illin... ai tynk ai waz speedin... but hell if ai kno... ai jez got home in tym tah go fyt da indianz... every body came dat nyt... but we all lost wen we got dar... actually ai dint even last 10 minz an ai lost it all alredy... 50 billz... ahhh... dat coulda been sum more bulbz fer "Ayumi"... but ai learn fast... im stoppin fer a bit til ai finish da project...

end dat day... fast forward to yestaday... yu kno how ai alwayz tell Alien tah stop tailgatin since itz alwayz yer fault no matter wat if yu hit... well gez... he did get in a car accident... nuttin big but none da lez he hit em... illin boi...

so dat sumz it up... skooz boutta start in bout 2 weekz an yea... tym iz jez flyin by fer sum reazun... ai try tah over look it sumtymz... but daym ai should really pay attention more deez dayz... nah... ai got too much tah occupy mah handz ryt now... mine az well jez stare an fall...

heh... actually ai kno dis wont last... dar sumpin dar waitin fer me... how do ai kno... ai dont... itz jez dar... da only tyng ai can tynk bout dat runz through mah mind deez dayz iz a quote...
"Feel the storm, it's comming..." - Terry "Lone Wolf" Bogard
illin... from lone wolf to bastard wolf... wat duz it all mean... ai dunno... wat iz commin aftah me... ai unno... wen itz hea ill be sure tah greet it properly... ai do da same shiet eber single day... evry weekend iz da same... mebbe itz tym fer a change... mebbe it iz... but were do ai start... darz nuttin elz tah say... it all runz... dat quote... dat gurlz voice eeking me tah go... urgin an evolution... ill see to it... but were iz it... dat spark datz commin...

a new month iz bout tah start... an a month iz bout tah be wasted... da way ai see it... no matter how imma spend mah lyf... in a lab... in da army... on da streetz... darz alwayz gunna dat lil sumpin dat imma lack... but wat iz it... no matter wat imma waste eber resource an be bored... im meant fer sumpin... sumpin more dan eber day lyf on a simpe note... from Ayumi to Wolf an head to toe... it gets boring to see it all go to waste... so once again... a new month iz commin so were will ai start...

-Wolf

lottza shiet tah talk bout tahday... eh... too lazy tah try last nyt fer some reazun... either way... lezz begin...

to myself... ai prolly tynk dat mah lyf iz perfectly normal an all... den again... wen ai started talkin tah Boogah bout sum tyngz... she did point sumpin out... "its never a boring day for you is it"... sumpin lyk dat... den ai started wonderin an shiet... lyk yea... it iz perty weerd... lyk tynk bout dis... up fer 16 yearz nuttin really evva occured until ai waz a lil ripe in da age an shiet... da holez started appearin outta no were an shiet...

from one tyng to another all until today... ai have learned da most dubious secrets bout mah family history... lez begin...

eh... mebbe sum tyngz should be left unheard... ill jez start from da most recent one... ai tynk iz kynda outrageous though... anywayz... darz mah oldah bro... me... an youngah sis... den again... it coulda been lyk dis... mah eldest brotha... mah oldah sistah... me... mah youngah brotha... an mah youngest sistah... get mah point... so mah momz had 2 abortionz... illin... da freakiest tyng iz dat ai coulda been da one dat waz aborted an shiet... but den again if ai waz den ai prolly wouldnt be worryin in da ferst place anywayz... heh... funni... so if ai waz da one aborted den mah oldah or youngah sib would be tynkin da same tyng... illin... ai lyk mind bogglerz...

well daz all ai wanna unleash on da werld... da otha onez are jez too much fer da werld to handle... so ill settle fer less... mebbe wen iz alryt ill tell... but hoo carez in da ferst place anywayz... heh... all ai can say iz dar momma gotz plenty o'secretz in her pocket an shiet... but eh... ai could care lezz...

-Wolf

ahh so alas anotha day haz passed... which happen so fast... a drunken day fer da bastard... illin yo...

ai started off saturday by fillin up sum jugz uv water... den off tah Magpantayz pad cauze homiez boutta leave fer da military today... later later today... illin yo... ai couldnt stay long since Angelaz tyng waz goyn on so ai jez sed wazzap an drank a cupple fer him fore ai left... he waz a lil faded an wanted tah drive "Ayumi"... well ai trusted em dat much so he waz koo all tah go...

left tah Alienz pad since ai left mah garage door opener in da Paseo earlier friday... illin... had tah wait since he waz at da mall wiff hiz sibz an shiet... either way he got er on tym an we started pickin out shiet from da tablez... mosta em were disco an shiet but we found a few tah last it a while... anywayz... in a bit we left fer Angelaz pad... met Connie-Susien-an Crystal at da door... not too much goyn on at da tym since nuttin waz dar yet... jez da few payin Halo... fast forward...

aftah a bit uv playin Angela came back wiff all da drinkz an shiet... den da next tyng yu kno a grippa morse headz were hea drinkin up 40z... illin... da return an shiet yah kno... either way... Janele waz dar an it waz perty koo tah see er aftah a while... either way... da resta da day waz jez pure drinkin fer me... no drama and all da happi... ill bullet style it...

- count down... 6 Smirnoffz... 2 Sky Bluez... an 5 shooterz Bicardi... dat shut me up a bit...
- explained tah Susien why ai kept sayin "SOO-SI-EN"... cauze it rhymez wiff "TAKE IT OFF"
- gave Bruce bout 3 bottlez an 2 shotz...
- Susien put a dick on mah left foot *permanent marker drawin yo...*
- den "I luv Dick" on da bottom uv mah ryt foot...
- den Dana put a penis on mah left hand
- and Angela put "I luv Angela" down mah left fore arm... *see it helpz tah be drunk...*
- Angela broke a chair
- I saw Angela cry
- Susien-"hey do you have any toilet paper... toilet paper... because I need it to wipe after I pee" *TAH HA HA!!!*
- Crystal yakked in da sink *ai tynk*
- ai tynk Susien socked me in da jaw... ai remembah er pushin me out ot da street...
- Fatboy slaped shiet outta me...
- Dalla respondz to mah whistle... sed "OH SHIET ITZ DA HOE WHISTLE"
- 3 hourz later ai blew da whistle an weerdly enuff she remembah an responded again... "OH SHIET HEZ CALLIN ME!" *PWAH HA HA*
- broke ass on da couch an chilled... dey brought mexican food down so we were grubbin... evryone left cept fer me cuz ai waz too phaded tah drive... so ai spent da nyt at Angelaz...

ai prolly left out a few tyngz but daz all ai remembah sorta... woke up round 7.30AM an slept at 4AM... how morbid iz dat... az soon az Angela woke up we cleaned up da pad a bit... den off tah home ai went... oh yea... ai saw gramz walkin down da street... ai swear mah popz side gramma iz a soldier cauze she walkz a grip... an ai mean a grip... ai seen her walk from Market tah Valencia... well not seen er but she told me... lyk illin... sum old peepl are jez too much...

anywayz... spoze tah play foozball wiff da resta em sum were but yea... ai waz hella exhausted so ai stayed home an werked on "Ayumi"... ai finished off da ground wire kit an da power line today... seemz EZ enuff... den Thumbz came ovva tah get da ghetto power wire... but yea... it waz too ghetto so he kicked it fer a bit since we had nuttin elz tah do...

ai dint do much but pondah da hole day... tried tah stay awake but yea... took a nap... den Six woke mah ass up tah go pick up hiz paymentz... he moved down tha 53rd... it waz a sik azz area if yah ask me... it waz 4 padz confined in a single lot wiff a bigga front lot fer parkin... daz da shiet ai would lyk tah live wiff once da team startz up... hell... get bored den step outsyd an walk 10 stepz tah sumone elz pad... illin... a street racerz glory lot...

yeap... ai talked tah baby gurl a bit today... kynda wonderin a bit bout wat should be an wat would not... ai kynda lyk da thoughtz though... ill post it up in baby gurl section so check it out if yu wanna see watz tickin...

otha dan dat... daz it... jez hea doyn nuffin so far...

-Wolf

alryt so ai nailed it down on mah hole project... in da next 4 weekz ill endure da trubble hole fore skoo startz... den ill descend on mah ass fore ai leaver fer temecula... illin... anywayz... lyk it sayz on mah window... "All 4 Ayu"... an daz how itll be...

off mah project fer a minute... ai am in a laffin mood fer now... ai unno... peepl deez dayz... ai lyk how peepl run fer da phatom uv da mind... where can ai go... what can ai do... hoo am ai really... hell if ai kno lyk ai care... darz a paradox in mah lyf an ai kno ai can see it... on one half ai got situationz were one iz searchin fer oneself... an on da otha ai got situationz were it jez dun givva shiet... let da shiet hit da fan...

eh... im not talkin bout mah self yah dolt... im bastard... wat do ai care... anywayz... recently ive started playin "Ogrebattle 64" again... war bout revolution vs society... shiet lyk dat... anywayz... peepl dat get undah mah skin are peepl hoo are totally lost... ill admit ai hated mah self wen ai waz lyk dat... den IAS came along... da shiet hit da fan ryt dar... ai met a groupa croniez hoo jez happen tah fall into a spot an bam... shiet goez were evva... Mastah Thumbz iz Mastah Thumbz... and Jake iz Jake... simple az dat...

now on da otha side uv da fence... darz peepl runnin round makin storiez fer demselvez... courze ai can point fingahz an all but hell im too lazy tah do so... i can do dis... dis waz me... mebbe ill convert... geez mang stick too yer own shiet an mebbe yull see yerself... darz a difference between lost an role play an mosta da peepl on dis feeld are role playin... if yu callin me a hypocrite den yu are so dead rong... imma schizo so beleev it or not...

itz not harsh fer me to say sumpin lyk dat... ai mean da only way yu could not kno yerself iz cause yu were a poseur... datz ryt... a poseur... why do yu lyk trance... cuz everyone elz duz... why du yu lyk punk rock now... cuz everyone elz duz... illin... stay off it an yu kno hoo yu are... lez yu were a trendy den itz undahstandable... illin...

in da beginnin yu start az a newbie fresh to da werld... den tyngz get fed into yer mind an yu accept... well ai went backwardz fer sum reazon... really it started way back in junior hi... ai had a choice to be popular since ai waz accepted among many... ai still unno why ai snapped an went astrayed... but az ai grew into da yearz ai undahstood ebertang bout social lyf... an really ai waz on da bettah half cauze ai saw da world lyk shiet in a bag...

da best yearz were hi skoo cuz ai discarded eber thang from junior hi and awoken Rudugger Wolf... welcome eber body... datz da real name uv Bastard... da best tyngz an most memorable were kickin it wiff Cheeba... why yu ask... cuz we jez dint give a shiet... da skoo waz lyk a small medieval town... yu had da castle... da town... da slums... an da forest... ai waz in da forest wiff mah homiez...

yea ai kno... sum peepl claim tah be different an original but dey shared da same statz an shiet from bout 50% uv da skoo... hence most flipz *not all* were trendy... dey ran da rallyz... da dancez... da activitiez... blah blah blah... da black peepl an all da ghetto dint give a sheit anywayz cuz dey dint partake in any uv it... illin if yu ask me cauze ai waz black washed... itz really weerd how ai turned out in all dis... blackanese... ai lyk da sound uv dat... blackanese and not trendy... come tah tynk uv it... ai havent been round too many flipz fer a while... expection fer Tee Jay... hez da only one dat ive been able tah coup wiff through out da yearz... he waznt trendy... but he waz popular... tynk needle in a haystack... hiz lyf style nevva followed da rest... an he kept it real no matter how anti ai turned... actually dat iz why... he nevva astrayed...

well dar yah go... iz lyk dat... ai mean... ai dont mind peepl az long az dey kno hoo dey are... az long az yu kept it real since day one den ill be koo wiff yu... but unlyk most peepl were dey try tah say deyre sumone but dey jez dunno hoo... so dey spend a lyf tym searchin... ai find dat illin... so ill take it lyk dat... peepl hoo nevva could control demselvez are only lambz fer da feed... Tee Jay would be a butcher none da less... heh... ai found mah own answer to all dis... ai lyk da oddz...

so in conclusion... why da hell would yu try an change yer self now since yu should be werkin wiff wat yu got... itz healthier dat way... lyk wat dey say... why try tah study it now wen yu should have learned it in da beginnin... let da sheit hit da fan... eww... now ai left a thought bubble fer me tah ponder... anywayz... today iz mah breezie gurl b-day... dun worry bout me sayin breezie cuz it dun mean a daym tyng tah me... ill see yah later...

-Wolf

ai know ai jez logged in a bit ago... but daym ai jez got da thrill uv mah lyf... hea check it...

imam a daily reader uv many peeplz webpagez... one bein dis one guy from uncompiled.org... at ferst ai waz readin it an ai thought he waz jez anotha azn guy... a prep ai mean... well if yu sed B18 den he'd prolly tynk uv a room numbah... put it lyk dat... anywayz... ai kynda wondered if he waz ona dem aznz dat were disgruntled bout dem selvez... ahh fuck it... read dis shiet ferst... itz a listing uc asian typez in modern armenia... fobz in america alryt...

once yer done... den ill explain... anywayz... ai thought he would be a fobabee or sumpin... but low... dis guyz a twinkie... HA HA! really... ai kynda expected sum otha azn peeplz... more dan dat at da most... but illin... dis guy iz in washington... an he bangz on importz... mosta da peepl on hiz web iz white... nuttin rong wiff dat since imma nygga... ill admit it... im black washed... at least mah linguo iz... ai cant rid uv dis ghetto talk... illin... anywayz dat waz bout it... it jez amazed me dat diz guy turned out tah be a twinkie... or a hardcore asian-american... either one iz fine...

-Wolf

eber thang iz back on track it seemz... yea ai can say dat... itz mello riverz fer a while... den again ai tynk Skunk startin tah act up again... gurl thang yah kno... well daz all him anywayz...

ai feel good fer da past cupple dayz... actually fer a while... well set aside incidentz iz all good... well check it lyk dis... all da money ive made... gone to me... me me me me me... an "Ayumi"... mebbe food too... ahh wat evva... anywayz ill sum it up on mah project...

ill be movin up norff in da summah near july end... soooo... ai got bout 7 monthz til da money flow ceases... an each month ai make bout 7 billz... *dat aint shiet... it aint werth wat ai werk as...* so ai should make bout 4.9 Gz... hmm... now sum up da project... ill be uzin... 2.2 Gz... hey lookz perty good den... ill hav bout 2.0 Gz left tah mope round Temecula til ai find anotha job... illin... 7 billz to mah popz...

anywayz... selfish... ai tynk not... imma run out alla mah sourcez down hea fore ai go up norff were iz all bare... ahh... da agony... so ill be stockin up... yeap yeap... yu still tynk im selfish... ai werk hard fer da money an ai deserve each an eber penny so wat evva da money buyz... iz wat evva it buyz...

OH YEA... speakin uv money... today wen ai waz gettin sum dog food at "Albertsons"... ai pulled out a dollar bill an waz blown away... at ferst ai waz gunna hand it ovva... den ai yanked it back and stared at it... da ink waz blu... den ai look at da date... shiettin way back into 1957... amazin... an it came from mah gramma too... ill say cheerz tah dat... oh da lowly lyf uv a bastard... how elegant iz dat...

ai feel lyk typin a bit more... havent dont dat fer a while... so watz dar too talk bout... nuttin... nuttin... nuttin... eh... how bout a poem bout Ayu...

I think to myself every day
That when I look into the starry sky
My mind fixxed at a gaze

I wonder if at the same time
In the same distant sky
If you could see my early morning day

I do wonder that when I awake and dress up for work
Are you dressing up for a sleepy bed
If we could ever share the same dinner in a mental state
Maybe laugh at a particular rate

Maybe if I try hard enough
Squeeze every last hope
I'll probably sleep when you sleep
Wake when you are up
Sing the same song
Once or twice around

But I'd rather keep it a dream
I would rather ponder how you are and keep your image
Thump your music than write your lyrics
Print your photo rather than develop a negative

It's a hope that keeps me going
A dreamers dream none the less
I'll keep it a dream
To assure that I keep motivated

If I had a wish to wish for
It wouldnt be to have you
Instead I would wish to have grown up with you
To set aside all your fame an fortune and your elegant looks
Ill have a definite meaning over all the rest
When I really say I Love You

eh... dat took up a great amount uv tym... lowd... one an a half hourz til ai awake fer werk... lyk illin... NO NO... ai got it... alryt... really if ai did hav a wish... ai would wish fer dat... now ill elaborate...

me an ayu... ai would rather grow up wiff her an luv her from da start... rather jez hav it happen outta no where... cauze itz a sentimental reasoning to me... kiddie luv shiet... still... daz one tyng ai kynda wish ai had back den... mebbe ai prolly wouldnt hav grown so grizzled an fukked up or wat not... but iz too late... ahh... da lowly lyf uv a bastard... anywayz... if ai jez pop up outta da blu... den Ayu would jez ovva look me az anotha crazed fan... but if ai waz a childhood fren den she'll kick it wiff me an not be all paranoid... well daz reality aint it... heh... dream on radical dreamer... lyv da lyf uv a king...

ai get reoccurin dreamz uv Ayu... ai would take it az a good tyng but daym... iz lyk a trauma... either way im luvvin every bit uv da moment... eh... iz nuttin much... iz perty panzie if yah ask me... jez me an her... layyin by each other on ona dem swing benchez off a sakura tree... itz blossom season so iz all perty an shiet... an shez singin "Two uv Us"... now datz sweet... ai alwayz end up shakin it off in da mornin... cuz ai smile to it... ahh... dream on radical dreamer... yah crazed out bastard... lyv da lyf uv a lone wolf...

new year... 7 monthz til a new lyf... mebbe ill find my Ayu...

-Wolf

heh... mah lazy azz waz too lazy tah finish it up... soooo... heaz recap... bullet style... an mebbe a follow up in da end...

start off on Eve uv New Yearz... ~Day One~
-off werk... went home... showered... off tah Skunkz...
-prepped fer road trip to Temecula... got early New Yearz smooch from Christine *WEE*
-roadtrip wiff Alien an Skunk... ran outta gas wiff only 3 milez to go to our distination... gased up at a "Mobil" for 1.71 a gallon... spent 10 billz...
-met wiff resta da group at "Chevron"... off we went again... Temecula iz very dark no matter how many white peepl live hea... *hoorah mah future home*
-arrival at Little Kz pad... entered an had an entry shot... Henessy... mmm tasty... hadnt had dis warm feelin fer a while...
-15 minz til we popped da cork... ate spingetti...
-Little K an Country pop da champagne bottlez... 5 minz early... ai remove mah CDM jacket to prepare fer drunken...
-Kamala comez to da table... passes out another shot uv Henessy... get more happy...
-Joonyah passed out Heiniken all round... cheerz an we drink up... turned out tah be skanky...
-go to garage... Fatboy iz cryin... ai go back in an down da hatch anotha Heiniken...

now dis iz where it getz fuzzy

-downed more Heiniken... 3 MGDz... den along came Melissa wiff a shooter uv Remy Martin... VSOP style... down it goez... an dar ai go...

next ai cant explain in bullet style so ill essay it... or wat evva... anywayz... da VSOP started itz toll an ai started gettin happi... ai was drunkin in da garage wiff da resta em... da only tyng ai remembah iz laffin a hole lot... ill try tah bullet style it... iz not in ordah though... ill try at least...

-Dalla beat da crap outta Alien... den Skunk... den Khongsaly...
-We started up on da wine... finished dat shiet...
-Koo Guy started up on da Black Label... finished lyk... 2 or sumpin bottlez... era jugz ai mean...
-We started eatin beef while yellin 'U GOT BEEF'... 'DEN HANDLE YO SHIET'...
-Joonyah carried me around... den ai carried em around...
-Ai bombarded on da floor... Fatboy fed me chipz while he laffed...
-Khongsaly farted on me...
-Fatboy wrote "KO'd" on mah fore head... an sum otha shiet wiff lip stick...
-Ai made lyk... a million fone callz... uh to... Angela... Rosa... Jodie... Matt... Marie... Laura... uh... Skunk too...
-all elz aftah ai cant remembah...

now da weerd part iz dat ai needed tah uze da baffroom... ai unno if ai sed it out loud or not... but Khongsaly guided me all da way until we reached da bottom uv da stairz... now heaz da weerd part... ai became completely sober... no shiet... ai threw mah self off him an sed ai waz... and really... ai waz... weerd az shiet... so ai went up stairz took a piss an looked in da mirror an waz horrified at how fast it happened... faster dan a snap uv a finger... still ai waz buzzin it... but now ai kno wat waz goyn on... on wiff da story...

aftah ai came out da baffroom Alien waz dar waitin... den he started laffin... at dat tym ai waz buzzin it off an wiff a head ache so ai waz still at a lost... but ai still got it down... while everyone waz in da garage listenin to da LUE generation talk... ai waz inside lookin fer food... ai ended up eatin sum Pho but ceased to realize ai fergot all da sauce an shiet... either way...

da nyt waz still bright an it waz too early tah stop so ai drank a lil bit hea an dar... buddy shotz... host shotz... penalty shotz... wat evva... eventually ai settled fer a bit in Little Kz livvin room... by dat tym ai waz a lil more sober... Alien waz still out... Khongsaly an Fatboy were sober... Skunk an Koo Guy were heavily intoxicated... Joonyah we dint kno were he went to... so we sat wiff Miss Thang an chatted a bit while ai snagged sum cookiez... den came Skunk...

he collapsed ryt tween me an Alien an started flailin hiz armz... all he kept sayin waz krazy talk... den Alien started pettin him an sayin it waz OK while da resta uz started grabbin at hiz belly an man boobz... PWAH HA!!! funni sheit... Fatboy waz lookin fer da lipstick so he could KO hiz azz... but eventually he sat up an left... a lil bit passed an he came back an tried tah drag us fer hiz LUE talk... but he eventually left an collapsed near da stairz... Fatboy Kamala an Pun tried tah carry him ovva to da sleepi area but he puked all ovva himself... all solid chunkz too... at dis tym Joonyah came outta no where an started laffin at wat came out...

again Skunk got up an took off hiz long sleevez wiff a passion... really it waz an incredible sight tah see him take it off so seriously... especially wen ai waz buzzin more drunken... ai nevva seen sumone take a sweater off so seriously... anywayz... he made hiz way outside... sum peeple followed... ai peek-a-bood at da ryt tym... now get dis... Skunk started actin lyk da Hulk an tried tah rip hiz shirt off but he fergot to relaize dat he took em off alredy so he waz scratchin skin... PWAH... fuggin Skunk... really he waz drunk though... he started fytin da air and started seein ona da homiez dat died back den... so hiz bro took him home early since he waz actin all voodoo'd up...

Alien KOd in da lounge while ai joined him... den Koo Guy came ovva an started blabbin bout Black Label again... fer sum reazun hiz drunk ass would not sleep... da only tyng dat came outta hiz mouth dat day waz 'Black Label'... mah goodness...

da first group left fore us... Alien waz KOd... den ai waz still awake a lil... Shyboy came an sat next tah us an started tah hav a cupple more drinkz fore we went nyt nyt... den sum olda gen came ovva an joined an started chattin bout a buncha schuff... den outta no where Joonyah popz up... drunken... daym jez a cupple minz ago he waz sober... anywayz... we chatted bout tyt shiet... but eventually aftah a cupple drinkz ai waz too tired tah listen so ai started driftin...

~Day Two~
at sum point in tym... Ace woke me up so he could steal mah sleepin spot... da best ai could do waz roll ovva so wat evva room he got... now in Temecula yu would tynk dat it would be all warm an shiet... hell nah... Solo opened da door fer a few secondz an it froze mah ass off... da pain inside mah noze waz tremendous... it hurt mah head lyk hell... but ai fell asleep sum how... den woke up wiff a bad ass head ache... fer sum reazun Alien waz awake alredy... sittin on da couch lyk he dunno wat went on... really ai dint either...

mah throat waz hella parched wen ai wowwed mah self dat mah cell fone waz still goyn strong wiff one bar... tried tah say 'oh shiet' but it hurt lyk hell... an da friggin snot in mah noze waz no joke... da first wave waz black... den it came out lyk a river... illin...

so anywayz... all sober... evryone waz almost gone... da only onez left were all da drunken driverz... ai sat in da livin room watchin da New Yearz parade on TV... played sum cardz... den left Temecula... had tah bring home Shinobi an hiz gurl Judy home since Gen waz still KOd...

aftah droppin em off ai stopped by Skunkz houze tah check up on hiz ass while Alien left tah go home... actually hiz condition from da nyt before waz incredible... he waz all colored an no hangover... wow...

ai called Fatboy ovva... so he came... den we started recappin Skunk on hiz parade he had yestaday... now he musta been hella drunk cuz he dint remembah shiet... not a daym tyng... heh... ahhhhh... dat day it waz so hella hot... yu could see steam rizin off "Ayumi"... so we broke ass from Skunkz porche to hiz tree... now get dis... no matter how sober yu look... it will come... Skunk had a waterfall in hiz belly da hole tym an he threw up excorcist style... not once... twice... but thrice... da ferst 2 were un expected... da last he knew it waz commin... so we started laffin wen he sed it waz commin... he shoved Fatboy off da bench so he could uze it for support... now dat waz hilarious... poor poor poor Skunk... how do yu do it...

so daz it fer drunken style... da resta da tyngz dat happened dat day ai rather not say... jez a lotta sentimental tyngz dat start off a New Year good... actually even fer me... ok ill admit mah side since ai can be a mang fer once...

ai started da new year in a new location...
ai started da new year wiff a road trip...
ai started da new year visitin a sick fren...
ai started da new year laffing mag ass off...
ai started da new year by expressin mah self...
ai started da new year wiff tearz...
ai started da new year wiff a big feast...
ai started da new year wiff a big shiet...
ai started da new year off wiff good termz...
ai started da new year wiff mah self...
ai started da new year off ryt fer a change...
ai started da new year fer a new year...

and dat rappz it up fer da day... nyt... wat evva... im off...

-Wolf

woa... ai got storiez or wat not... bullet style yo...

new yearz... wat evva... eventz... now daz da shiet... den again ill hit up wen ai awoke... still illin from da booze...

-Wolf