"Shut up?! You did not wait for me, did you?"
"yea... i froze mah skinny ass from 9.20 - 9.40 an cut az soon az i started 2 shiver..."

yah kno... im such a fuckin bad liar... i tried an failed and dint even last da ferst hour... BUT... i tried to get mad an stay mad... but hell... i couldnt be mad at femalez mang... i been stabbed an shot at yet i still luv em... miz Q if yu evva hear me complainin again jez tell me tah shut mah ass cuz im full uv shiet if i evva try 2 stop chasin skirtz... itz a hobby mang... I luv femalez an datz all derr iz 2 it...

well in sad news... homie TJ'z boutta be sent 2 da army in bout a week... which iz kynda drab cuz momz an popz wouldnt even let me enlist dengit... hell i coulda been chillin wiff TJ while mowwin down foez on da battle field... mang... TJ'z oan da foez i grew up wiff so iz kynda morbid tah see em go off like dat... but... in all good werdz mang im wishin em all da luck out derr... peece mang...

anywayz... idolize iz startin tah come 2getha finally az a full team... all carz are up an runnin but not nearly completed to compete in any event... and in a stoopid turn uv eventz... puno'z gs-r jez bursted itself and renderz itself immobile... sux poo huh... david wiff da EK jez been baptized 2 join da team... so 2 give a full list on current memberz and tempo memberz... heaz a shakedown...

fatboy / prelude
wolf / prelude
alien / prelude
crazy eye / mr2
thumbz/ integra (right durr) --->
mark / hatch
david / hatch
soopahmayn / accord -> prelude
puno / integra

it myt be a lil list at da moment... but even wiff dat small numbah most uv da carz are goin into projectz an shiet... "like mah baby... 2 more componentz an imma boutta be ready 2 piss eberbody off"... but daz fer eber body 2 find out an shiet... anywayz... otha than punoz ride all da othaz are in top notch shape an not all funky lookin an shiet... really i tynk we got our actz 2getha finally... an not 2 mention if we do enter da showz... i alredy li an err homegurlz tah model fer our openin... hey it benefitz dem also since derr striving modelz reckoning to do an icebreaker an gradually grow into da industry... wut evva...

fatboyz kombat wing iz all primed an prepped an ready 2 paint... alienz add on lip iz on delivery... markz carbon fiber wing alredy been delivered... an shiet couldnt get anymore better cuz commz wiff Japan iz boutta start rollin again... "GURR YU LAG!"... but we koo... dis year iz primed fer development...

aprilz been one hella krazy month an shiet... but nearin da end itz startin tah bling bling platz an shiet... shout outz fer mah april motivez mang...

miz li jez smile cuz itll only get betta...

sopahn gurr good lookin out on da hook upz on booti productz...

thank gawd lucy fer hittin me up yo... thought yu dint wanna hear from me again...

M.Y. i dun thought i wouldnt see yu fer a while... while hell itz good yu finally out...

hoang... jez cuz...

cornell... jez cuz also...

jodie poo an miz q fer puttin up earz wen i shouted...

mah ghetto style dancerz from daygo... keep dat shiet pumpin...

colgate cuz yu whitenin mah chomperz...

reiko an emi... jez cuz...

min mae an rei... jez cuz also...

kit kat... i still gotta get yu back fer dat outfit yu sported... sassafras...

uh... uh...

luda... yu a funny azz moe foe...

an most propz to da idolize fam... i laffed wen i heard idolize... but hell imma hypocrite... reppin LUE blackaneze style ridez...

any one elz in april i foegot jez hit me up or wut evva... im fuggin out foe now...

-wolf

"You are hurt aren't you?"
I'm twisted cuz one side of me is tellin' me that I need to move on
On the other side I wanna break down and cry

smile... daz all im askin... smile an datll be enuff...
itll heal in due tym...

-wolf

"it wuz a fuckin deng good day so i couldnt remembah any quotez mang..."

dis weekend wuz one hella thrill an shiet... eberthang finally got semi-finished an all in da nyt wuz fuggin chill... now daz sum shiet...

ayumi iz finally in herr final form... wiff a lil fine tweekin on da body werk an a lil dash uv sumpin... shell finally hav a boomin ass datll bring all da nyggaz 2 da yard... an... sumpinz commin up reel fuckin fast mang... soon...

kill bill 2 wund all dat great... im gessin numbah 1 wuz too fuckin horrific 2 top wiff all dat fuggin gore an shiet... but numbah 2 wuz OK i gez... but not great... i say kill bill 1 should have ended da 2 part movie cuz numbah 2 wuz a lil too fuckin tame... an it pissed me off a lil...

saturday i killed da fuggin mornin til 6pm so da mornin waz blown tah shiet... denol boutta move up norff sum were but still searchin an sheit... ill tell yah wut tho... it gunna get crazy if he do occupy metekula tho... daz much needed help an shiet...

later dat nyt i chilled wiff jodie an eddie... jodie boutta take a trip tah frezno an she wanted tah check out mah pad... but we nevva got around 2 it cuz i ended up drinkin an chillin at eddiez... i met sum koo peepl tho... li... ken... chad... an sum otha 2 chix... but i dint really say nuttin 2 em cuz chad dun got faded an started actin da foe... it wuz hella koo dat jodie called me out dat cuz now i can botha sumone at TJ Maxx an shiet... hell yea mang...

sunday wuz bomb shiet... i got a good fuckin start wiff a koo ass tyt bean dreamer an shiet... aint gunna tell yah wut but it shinez a lyt were da sun dint wanna shine B4... an i aint talkin no fuggin boner or nuffin... yu fuckin sick ass moe fuggahz...

i took a short trip 2 daygo while eberbody wuz sleepin... i wuz only plannin 2 stay derr til lyk 4 but wutevva happened i stayed til 10... ferst i dropped by denolz pad tah chill a bit cuz i bought hiz intercooler an by fuckin luck i also got a greddy type s BOV... now datz da moe fuggin greatest mang... i gave em da sidemarkerz dat uzed tah be on da blitz front cuz i knew itd look better on hiz EG... so hell mang... dat one lil stop putz me ahead uv skhedule... fuggin daz sum homie shiet mang...

initially durin eber trip tah daygo i alwayz chill at alienz... but i ended up at fatboyz da whole day... an i unno wut da fux happened at da enda da night... but da main crew wuz chillin lyk olskoo shiet again... daym daz fuggin weerd... anywayz... even way fore dat shiet happened... it wuz jez me an fatboy helpin out hiz bro build da shack... in between all dat we started callin eberone up tah chill... well it wuz fuckin sunday so it wund lyk anyone wuz doyn nuttin...

so anywayz... bein da GM uv da group an all... (ghetto mechanix)... i took da liberty tah sand an prime fatboyz kombat wing while at da same time imma hav 2 fabricate da side coverz since he lost it... den since were all organized an shiet finally... imma hav 2 start callin in all mah favorz round da areaz cuz "idolize" aint az weak az yu tynk itz gunna be... an dat aint no boosheit...

well uh... alien took da liberty an drove hiz prelude 2 fatboyz... he could be better at 1st gear if he drivez a lil more... but hiz fuggin reversin sux ballz mang... he almost mashed ayumi'z (3 week prepped an slaved) backside and we all kno datz a fuckin no-no... but yea... he stalled bout 3 tymz fore he got bax smoothly... den surely nuff quest arrived ryt afta em... ... ... in da quest?... now ind dat sum sheit...

mark an david met us up in da middle uv da day cuz mark finally had da cash fer da duckbill wing ready... imma say dat da EG an EK dat dey showwed up in wuz sum sweet ass shiet... i mean really... from wut initally started az fatboyz ride turned out phatt az fuck... seriously da carbon duckbill wing should complete it an hav it sweeter dan honey... da EK on da otha hand... dat ride iz wut joonyahz ride iz suppoze 2 look lyk... but along da way i unno wut happened 2 joonyahz luv... but needless 2 say da moe foe mentality lifted an fuggin drifted onto anotha person... which iz great cuz david mashed on SI headlightz onto an EK9 an mated all da fuggin black wiff carbon fiber an gunmetal... now datz sum shiet...

wut can i say... it wuz a fuckin great day... da only person i dint getta say waddup 2 wuz puno an thumbz... which iz aight cuz i see em almost eber week... but fux... skunk an soopahmayn met up near da enda da day and at da fuggin very end were i wuz boutta leave... joonyah showz up in a blaze uv glory... no hair an all mang... fun shiet... oh... an i finally got mah aminalz bak... "oh how ive missed dem"...

it wuz perty fuggin early wen i left 2 come bak... tynk it wuz round 8.30 or sumpin... but i wuz plannin 2 stop by da vengeance meetin 2 say wussup an list out all da partz i had fer grabz... but a snuggle bear bite me an i wuz 2 lazy 2 go... so i headed home instead... "ill catch yallz next week... ill B bak mang..."

i dint get 2 far til i started tynkin if i fergot anytyng... i dint ferget anytyng really so i jez drove off an got onto da 15... den i picked mah noze an fuggin remembah... "oh shiet boogah... i should givver a call"... seriously if i hadnt picked mah noze i woulda jez left an fergot... "KIDDIN MANG!"... really it almost slipped mah mind until i thought if i had fergotten tah meet up wiff anyone... an i couldnt leave daygo wiffout amaskin da fame uv ayumi an trivial pursuit 2 miz q az i would on a regular day... so i stopped on by an picked up a carne sada burrito ferr err (mang gurr can eat yah kno) an dropped on by da pad an had small chatz fer a bit... "wen yu need sumpin 2 rely on... yu can alwayz pick a boogah"... and off 2 metekula i went...

jez wen i thought da nyt wuz ovva... i get a call from soopahmayn askin bout preludez... well wut happened 2 da gsr mang... but hell... if yu aint pushiin round 200+ horse or DOHC den yer gunna get left behind... well see wut happenz... repreezent!!!

-wolf

"Hey what's up?"
"REPREEZENT NYGGA!!!..."

i got werk in a cupple but fux i aint givva fuck mang... I UN GIVVA FUX! REPREEZENT! OH!!! mang hoo sed mah moe fuggin big mouff wuznt good fer nuttin mang... I GOTCHU NYGGA YAH HEARD! REPREEZENT!...

dis moe foe lil wolf aint shittin foe shitty mang... i got mah shiet blingin off mah teef an blew it off on da class... mang... MANG! REPREEZENT DAYMIT!!! OH!!!... *i aint cheezin foe nuffin*...

march wuz fuggin slo but i got sumpin foe dis... iz goyn be heard all rounda da nyt... WOO! DAYM GURR!!!... mad cheezin an chucklez iz all i needed tah be hittin shiet off... watch mang... dis goyn be tyt... REPREEZENT NYGGA!!!

-wolf

"Hey what's up?"
"waddup mah..."
"What you boutta do boo?"
"get yu nekkid in mah roooom..."
"Shutup foe." (gurly stance)
"yo mah... wutz up boo..."
"Really shutup. You getting on my nerves."
"shiet really now... den yu besta stand up on da curb..."
"Fuck you thinking imma hoe."
"shiet... imma trippin gigolo..."
"But yu boutta get it now... once i hit yu wiff da 4-4..."
"..."
"aight yah got me mang..."

goo fuggin mornin eber fuckin one... i am in a pleasurable stance at da moment cuz we got fuggin kill bill numero dos commin out in a bit... an tah roll out da red carpet... i got a presentation tah commence in a cupple hourz... so peace up mang...

az yah heard... i gotta presentation in psych class an shiet... but... da fuggin fun part iz dat i got homosexual class report an shiet... but also itz a speech style presentation so hell... i dint get an "a" in speech fer nuttin... imma boutta rock da fuggin class in homoizm an hav em all skerred by da enda da sentence... but daz not all... i got another speech tah give on monday also... *YAY!*... imma boutta joy ride mah ass into anotha "a" due 2 mah bikgo ass mouff...

once again i gotta say it... but daym... "dat gurr iz all fuggin DAYM! an aint no shiet boutta stop it mang"... i swerr dem thangz iz sumpin Dz dengit... but imma keep it on da lay low fer now cuz i aint gunna try an trip out an blow it 2 peecez... 2morro iz a bright new fuggin day 2 "express" da character wiffin me... raw derty sack uv shiet an no meanz tah hide da stench... "REPREEZENT!"... oooE i ludd dat fuggin smile she got mang... all i did wuz fuggin smile bak but inside i wuz lyk "WOOOOOOO!!! now daz da shit!"... but dun get me all rong now... i myt be trippin but im still mah self yah heard... im treadin slowly toward dis one so nuttin goz rong... so uh... yea... do da fuggin muscle...

well aint got tym tah stay an fabricate a novel... so imma ged on outta herr an prep mah speech an shiet... gett da poppin on da hand stand mang...

-wolf

"My car."
"oh yea... mah car..."

nygga jez shaa-hine... today ayumi has a younger sistah... or bro dependin on taste... (which iz ill nasty if he namez it a guy name an shiet)... but alien finally got a prelude... shez uh 99 so mah shietz da olda sistah... so shez quiet an petite while ayumi iz loud an abrupt an illin all ovva... ind dat sumpin...

today markz da enda spring break... which i might wanna add dat i busted mah ass in werk instead uv booze... but... it wuz hella werth it in a way... im fuggin sore az hell an fuggin fatigued in da bonez an shiet but i aint gunna complain much... da turbo system iz all i wanna finish den ill start chillin on da upgradez an start bankin... again... an again... mang...

sum peepl are fuggin messed up mang... i mean messed up fer real... "angie yu sux"... friggin took mah stuffed aminalz an dint even tell me... i wuz fuggin heated wen i found out dat all mah aminalz were gone from mah ride wen i got home... mang... dem aminalz mean a lot... im fuggin mad at chu... imma tell fatboy on yer ass...

well uh... i had much tah say but now i dun fergot... but ill tell yu dat im fuggin happy az fux tah be bak in skoo... dat friggin werk week took a lotta shiet outta me... so i hail skoo fer all itz knowledge an booty...

-wolf

"watchu want huh..."
"mang wutchu want..."

"at one point in yo journey, yer gunna havtah make a choice dat will alter where yu end up in da end... so ill see yah short man"... hmph... seemz lyk dat tym haz come now aint it... tyngz happen fer a reazun nowadayz wiff no booshiet... but sumpinz pickin at mah spine again... one path iz boutta trancend me beyond humanity in all aspectz... but to wut path iz it...

one tyng iz foe sho tho... im walkin blindly into da wind an im luvvin ever moment uv dis shiet... mang ill tell yu ryt now... it myt be spring break but im taking mah shiet tah do sum OT at werk... mang... phat ass ride wiff a gurr lyk DAYM! an a job lyk nanana... i got mah shiet bloxd...

"DAYM! dat gurr iz still fuckin DAYM!"... fuggin D size sumpin wiff ass lyk WOA! an shiet... stylez not budgin but she set it off wiff a boostiae purse an herr lyk sumpin 2... but derr wuz alwayz sumpin bout err dat wuz da same wiff all da rest... an i finally kno... she got sum BIKGO EYEZ mang... now daz Y ive been illin bout er mang... ind dis sumpin tah wiffhold... "DAYM! she DAYM! alryt..."... fuck... now shez a werk uv art tah nanana at... "yu bootiful yah kno..."

update on me now... i finished da conversion 2 ayumi... almost jez about finished i mean... but dat shiet lookz mean az fuck... an now wiff da new hrz in da cubikle... i wuz fukkin smart tah boot da laffin gas tah get boosted in mah system... ill sho wuz fuggin reality... ill sho yu sumpin sumpin... "i wish yu would doubt me again... i threw sumpin bak at yah last tym yah tried tah say sumpin bout me mang... ill sho yu again cuz yah aint kno shiet bout nuffin mang..."

werkz fukkin borin az hell tho... daz da only tyng i aint diggin ryt now... CUBIKLE IZ NOT FUN... oh an wiff dis new job... mah new face value roze by 50 g'z... seemz lyk im werth sumpin foe real huh...

welcome 2 da idez uv march mang... only will tidez turn fer a pezzemestic person lyk me an shiet... last month wuz so fuggin long an gut wrenchin... but wiff hard tym an schuff i made it into da clearing... sorta... but hell mang... at least we got cadburry eggz... "DAYM! gurr yu DAYM"

-wolf