Tenacious D
Fuck Her Gently

During the D-F#m-Em-A parts, the F#m and Em are on the fourth string. The fingering goes something like this (it’s not exact but you can figure it out):

    D		 F#m	     Em          A
E|---2--2--------5--5--------3--3--------0--0----|
B|----3--3--------7--7--------5--5--------2--2---|
G|-----2--2--------6-----------4-----------2-----|
D|--0-----------4-----4-----2-----2--------------|
A|--------------------------------------0-----0--|
E|-----------------------------------------------|

Once through the above section and then:

D                F#m          
You don't always have to fuck her hard.
     Em                       A
In fact sometimes that's not right, to do.
D                   F#m 
Sometimes you gotta make some love
Em                        A
And fuckin' give her some smooches too


Bm                   G    
Sometimes you got to squeeze
Bm                       G
Sometimes you got to say please
F#m (low)                A
Sometimes you got to say hey

          D         F#m    
I'm gonna fuck you, softly
	  Em         A
I'm gonna screw you gently
          D         F#m
I'm gonna hump you, sweetly
          Em         A
I'm gonna ball you, discretely

Bm               G
And then you say hey I brought you flowers
F#m (low)        A
And then you say wait a minute sally
Bm            G  
I think I got somethin' in my teeth
          E                  A
Could you get it out for me? That’s fuckin' team work!

D                      F#m
What’s your favorite posish? 
Em                               A                                  
That's cool with me, it's not my favorite, but I'll do it for
D			   F#m
You. What's your favorite dish?
              Em                         A
I'm not gonna cook it, but I'll order it from Zanzabar!

    Bm                         G
And then I'm gonna love you completely,
    F#m                           A
And then I'll fuckin' fuck you descretely,
Bm                                G   
And then I'll fuckin' bone you completely,
    F#m (low)       E          A      C         G        D 
But then, I'm gonna fuuuuuuuck youuuu haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrddd.

Fill:
e|-3p2----|
B|----3-3-|
G|-----2--|
D|--------|
A|--------|
E|--------|

A#            C           D
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrdddddd!