Artist: Green Day Album: Nimrod/International Superhits Hitchin' A Ride Hey mister where you headed Are you in a hurry Need a lift to happy hour Say oh no Do you brake for distilled spirits I need a break as well The well that inebriates the guilt 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4 Cold turkey’s getting stale Tonight I’m eating crow Fermented salmonella poison Oh no There’s a drought at the fountain of youth And now I’m dehydrating My tongue is swelling up I say 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4 Trouble times You know I can not lie I’m off the wagon and I’m hitchin’ a ride There’s a drought at the fountain of youth And I’m dehydrated My tongue’s swelled up I said shit Trouble times You know I can not lie I’m off the wagon and I’m hitchin’ a ride Hitchin’ a ride Don’t know where I’m going