Artist: Blink 182
Album: Take Off Your Pants and Jacket

Happy Holidays, You Bastard

It’s Christmas Eve and I’ve only wrapped
Two fucken presents
It’s Christmas Eve and I’ve only wrapped
Two fucken presents
And I hate, hate, hate your guts
And I’ll never talk to you again

Unless your dad will suck me off
I’ll never talk to you again
Unless your mom will touch my cock
I’ll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock
I’ll never talk to you again
I’ll never talk to you again

Labour Day and my grandpa just ate
Seven fucken hotdogs
Labour Day and my grandpa just ate
Seven fucken hotdogs
And he shit, shit, shit his pants
He’s always fucken shiting his pants
And I’ll never talk to you again

Unless your dad will suck me off
I’ll never talk to you again
Unless your mom will touch my cock
I’ll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock
I’ll never talk to you again
I’ll never talk to you again