| Here are some of the funny quotes that my friends and I like: |
| Yes people, i KNOW some of these are REALLY old, but that makes them that much funnier... the fact that we haven't thought of them forever!! (sheena- think on the way to A-C Valley to the band festival!!!! haha!!! BUT.. My new ones are at the BOTTOM!! |
| ~"Wiener is just winner spelled wrong" |
| ~"I'm not the freak, i am the normal one, everyone else is the freak" |
| ~"Your horn does not come with a brain, you have to supply that" |
| ~"If your horse is dead, get off" |
| ~"shut the door!" |
| ~"Hey Sheena, I have to tell you something" |
| ~"You are a turd...a stinky...fat turd...go sniff a jockstrap, you poophead. You love patting boys' butts, you love patting boys' butts...butt... you butt patter! You're a perv and a loser and a stinky....turd!" ~"Freaks and Geeks" thanks to kacie and sheena (and me!) |
| ~"You are a dimwit and an inbusil, i blow my nose in your general direction" |
| ~"Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly" - thanks to Alisha for that one! |
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| ~"The devil speaks through me.....i have to fart" ~thanks to kacie and sheena |
| ~"If you'd like to destroy my band uniform, hold this feather as i march away..." |
| PLEASE HELP ME!!!! I RAN OUT!!! If you have any other quotes that have influenced you and me somehow or are just funny, send 'em to me!!! My email address is: [email protected] Thanks! |
| ~"Doo IIIItt" ~Me and Nathan's joke |
| ~"STOP PUTZING AROUND!!!" |
| ~ "I have to pee" .... "Doo iiiit....I'll steer" Inside joke if you dont know.. dont assume .. thats all im saying... :-P |
| ~ "Look, It's a Printer AND a Scopier!" |
| ~"Look at that out of stepness!!" |