GC Quotes
"What's my official statement? My official statement is that I've been wearing the same underwear for 4 days." ~ Benji

"Will you flash us?"
"Sorry. Can't do that." ~Benji
"Why not?"
"Because we're a "Christian Band."" ~Benji

When we do fight, it's not about things like, music, it's about like, I'll wear Joel's socks and he'll be like *Benji imitating Joel* Dude...dude...I told you not to wear my socks, dude...You know I like my socks...Benji!...Dude...Oh are those my boxers too? ...Dude ohhh...ohh do you have to go there...Dude...dude! Then we're like in the studio in this really important part of the song and I'll be 'what do you think we should do?' I don't care...are those my boxers? Dude!" ~Benji

"Life is Benji, the rest is just details...Benji is life!" ~Benji

"Joel, your gloves suck!" ~Benji
"Hey! Those gloves we're two dollars!" ~Joel

"We rented a car while we are here at the studio, and I already put a huge scratch on the side."

"Nickelback, Default, Adema, etc. make me want to stick a fork in my eye."

Joel: "I hope they play at my wedding."
Benji: "They won't Joel, you'll never get married."

"In 10th grade, I kissed your girlfriend. But don't worry, I didn't like it. She used too much tongue." ~Joel to Benji

"Hey, you're watching All Things Rock, and I'm one half of your hosts, Joel."
"Yes, and I am the better half, Benji."

Benji: "Joel fell off stage. He tripped."
Joel: "...this is the new vid--"
Benji: "It's his new most embarrassing moment...ever."
Joel: "Shut up...no, you're my most embarrassing moment ever."

Joel: "It's the middle of the night...you know what that means!"
Benji: "It's a rave!" (funny hand motions)
Joel: "NO, it's ALL THINGS ROCK!"

"Billy drives like an old grandma." ~Paul

"We are all going to run around naked and make anmial noises!" ~Benji

(I don't know if this is right, but it's close.) "I wonder if Linkin Park thinks you should get a boob job? Ask Linkin Park." ~Joel on All Things Rock (June, 13th, 3 am)

"You are watching Hard Rock Live. Change the channel, and you will die." ~Benji

Chris: "Hard."
Paul: "Rock."
Chris and Billy: "Hard."
Paul: "Rock."
Joel: "It doesn't get any fruitier than that."

"I'm gonna go...walk into...traffic?!?" ~Benji

"That performance really moved me...I gotta go now." ~Benji

"I like getting toliet paper thrown at me." ~Joel

"I'm a video director. What's that slappy thing? *claps* A slate." ~Benji imitating Joel
"Shut up." ~Joel
"I'm just kidding." ~Benji

"As long as our band is always growing and is always changing and always getting better and making more soulful music, I'll be happy." ~Joel
"Me too. I think so too. I agree with my brother." ~Benji

"We worshiped Nirvana." ~Benji
"We wanted to rock." ~Joel
"Then again Nirvana wouldn't have written a song called 'Little Things' or wouldn't of had a video about a High School. ........... Actually, they did have that one. It was way better than ours." ~Benji
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