| THIS IS MY PAGE DEDICATED TO SHEEP |
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| As most people my year know there is a joke about Ben the sheep shagger and sheep.There are a few ledgions about how this obsasion started, but only one person knows the truth..... One fine day in R.E lesson Tom was bourd, so he got some tipex and wrote " I LOVE SHEEP " in Ben's pencil case. We had a laugh and thought nothing of it until.... We herd what Ben gets up to on his holiday's, Frolicing NAKED in the feilds with strange and exotic breeds of sheep, Well this hit the nail on the head really. Ben was known as Ben the Sheep Shagger and all sheep feared they might be next on his hit list of sexdom. Ben was unable to controle himself and when foot and mouth hit he was devistated. Even midnight frolics were cancelled, and things went down hill from there. After foot and mouth cleared up, Mr Proffet moved into the room next door with a class of 7th years. The wonderful girl April joined his badminton class. Ben was pushed into the shadows by Aprils shining talent and he was banashed to a life of just sheep in the big city. Some say he went to Darbishire and is disquised as a moutain goat jumping humping and dumping on weiry sheep. But I say he was killed by a karate sheep he tried to sneak up on. How do I know... I AM THE KARATE SHEEP BECAUSE I HAVE OO-NAG-AY!!!! (high pitched evil laughter follows) Now people wonder why I became the leader of an organisation with aspirations of irradication of sheep shaggers. I did this, because when we were in Darbyshire there was an incident with Ben and a rather unfortunate ewe. There was an eye witness to this account, he saw this distressing scene while on a morning jog with Mr Mills the human goat man. We noticed Phils strange behavour at breakfast that morning, and I finally drummed out of him what he saw. It wasn't pleasnt seeing him relive the horror of Ben fucking an ewe. Well I had to protect Phil from sheep as he was now petrifed of them, he thought he would see Ben's head bobbing up and down, well thats when he got the death threat from a sheep, which happen to be a couple of my mates mucking about, poor Phil went dolally. So from then on I became the leader of an organisation with aspirations of irradication of sheep shaggers. |
| If you like many others want to make a purchase of something sheep, in Athena you can buy a poohing sheep for �1.99!!! I dont suggest you watch Walace and Gromit as a porn video like Ben did though!!! |
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