SIMON

Big Si, as he is known to the sheep of Shropshire is well known for licking his fingers and then gently stroking his nipples. Si is the sex of the group, his beautiful nipples and "good thighs and arms" make woman, man and beast alike swoon and beg for his worth. He can often be seen writing this bollocks or otherwise being followed round Shrewsbury by one insane and particularly bulbous young lady - (no names mentioned for legal reasons).

Quote "It's a good arm."

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