JACK

Some say that there have been little genetic mutations due to farming the land. Jack's ginger locks however are an example of such horrors that lie on the farm. People who tell me that ginger hair is natural are fools, damn crazy fools. Was it the cross fertilisation of GM crop production or the over use of fertilisers that created his strange and somewhat enchanting glow up his head, the answer we will never know. Jack can often be seen in Hereford driving his brand new Combine-harvester. His favourite saying is "OH ARGH".

Quote "Get off my land!!!".

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