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| Because you haven't driven people crazy enough. |
| [Tony has just come out of the closet] Jess: But... - but you're Indian! Joe: Where do you normally play? Jess: In the park. Joe: No.. I meant what position? Paula: Just remember there's a reason why Sporty Spice is the only one without a fellow! Wedding Guest: Lesbian? I thought she was a Pisces. Paula: So when the French Mustard is between the teriyaki sauce and the sea salt it's offside. Video Man: Eyes down. Don't smile. Indian bride never smiles. You'll ruin the bloody video. Jess: She called me a Paki. But I guess that's something you wouldn't understand. Joe: Jess, I'm Irish. Paula: Get your lesbian feet out of my shoes! Wedding Guest (older woman): She's not Lebanese, she's Punjabi! Dressmaker: Don't worry, Miss Bahmra. Our designs will make even these little mosquito bites look like juicy juicy mangos! Jules: Mother, Just because I wear trackies and play a sport does NOT make me a lesbian! Jules: [After seeing Jess nearly kiss Joe] You bitch! Jules: I came here because Joe was worried about you! I'll just have to tell him he's wasting his bloody time. Jess: You're mad! You're all bloody mad! Mrs. Bahmra: This is where it started with your neice. Running off to become a model wearing small, small skirts. Jess: Mum! She's a fashion designer! Mrs. Bahmra: She's divorced, that's what she is! Joe: I'm sorry. Jess: Yeah, I know, it put me off beans on toast for life. You got more? Send 'em in! |
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