| THE ROUGH GUIDE |
| On the 15th of March at 7:30 am our somewhat naive friends shall depart from London (Heathrow). 16 hours and three vacuum packed dehydrated meals later they will arrive in bustling Lima. Heading north at first our heroes will encounter cunning tricksters, once forgotten ruins and bubbling thermal baths. The next stop of this adventure is to be the Pisco peninsula south of Lima to battle the hoards of sealions, the largest colony in the world. Slighty tiring by now our chums head into the Andes. Under the shadow of the Inca ancestors they will arrive in Cusco. Here they will taste the fruits of the Amazon and the humbling trek to Machu Picchu. Then to the city of no faeces, Puno ( pooh no ) on the banks of lake Titicaca (titi ca ca titi titi ca ca we love you). On a southerly course Sam, Dave and Becky head towards the rigours of the Chillean border and will be swallowed up by the endless Attacama dessert never to be seen again. But their spirits lived on and continued their planned journey as far south as Torres del Paine here in the backdrop of the active Patagonian volcanoes their spirits will freeze and they will become whole again on the edge of Lake Lago Grey. |
| THE QUEST FOR THE HEATHROW ARRIVALS LOUNGE |
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| Torres del Paine |
| Returning to Santiago for around the 28th of May our three loonies will spend a further 13 hours in the belly of a great metal beast. Spat out upon the isles of New-Zealand our friends will find themselves in the territory of the Maui. From Auckland they will venture to the South Island and Christchurch in little over one moon (one month for those who don't want to play our game). From here they will cross the ocean of the south otherwise know as the southern ocean, to Sydney. At this point in the journey the friends shall indulge in beers such as Tooheys new and Carlton Cold (whhoopppee). Their shrewd movements will allow them to conquer the east coast and the Great Barrier Reef (shark wrestling will commence).Then on to Ayers Rock and Darwin for some naked croc baiting and the traditional sport of possum chasing. The poms will then head for the sterile lands of Singapore, where they will become a major new attraction on Sentosa Island due to their unheavenly grimyness. |
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| The Great Barrier Reef |
| Our chums will then embark on a flight towards their final destination DEATH no sorry Heathrow arrivals lounge. They plan to complete their quest on the 14th of August. It is unfortunate for these low witted buddies that a rumour is already rife across the internet stipulating that the Heathrow arrivals lounge can be reached simply by taking a return flight to Paris. |
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