After Bob left, Six began her packing. Though she really wasn't all that into Bob, she would still risk a Vegas marriage to him. 'But everyone knows that getting married in Vegas doesn't count.' Six thought to herself. She wasn't worried at all. Although with Zsa Zsa's obese presence looming in the background, even a false marriage could be trouble. So Six took action. She called up the meanest, most rat-faced, most hemmrhoid affected, most herpes ridden guy she knew, Andrew Anderson to keep Zsa Zsa busy for a while. This was the deal: Andrew was to stalk Zsa Zsa and pretend to be in love with her for a while, and Six would feed him taper pants, his one obsession. Six shut her suitcase and sighed. Soon Bob would be hers!
Daney and Zsa Zsa carefully carried a beaten up Scott into Zsa Zsa's lavendar beetle. After they had dropped him off at the hospital they began to drive to their school registration day.
"OK, so spill!" said Zsa Zsa "I want to know all of the details about your night of love."
"Well" blushed Daney "We did it, but my VD trap has been growling all morning. I thik maybe it;s because Scott has to go on tour again." Daney burst into tears.
"There, there" comforted Zsa Zsa. "It will be alright"
As Daney and Zsa Zsa arrived at their registration, people began pointing and laughing at the lavendar beetle.
"Wow Daney! look! it's our two bestest friends in the whole world! Blue-Jay and Winter!" Their two friends waved but quickly walked away.
"I wonder what was with them?" Daney said, wiping away her tears.
Daney and Zsa Zsa headed into the school to get their schedules.
"What classes did you get Daney?" Zsa Zsa asked.
"Well, Zsa, I got Weight Loss 101, Stench Control 10, Talent Making 13, STD Testing 13, and Armpit Shaving 23"
"Hey! Do you have Stench Control in second block?"
"Yeah!"
"Cool! We're in the same class!" Little did Zsa Zsa and Daney know that they were the only ones in that class. Because, let's face it, nothing was as bad as their stench. Maybe that's why Winter and Blue-Jay ran away so fast.
On the way back from school, Daney and Zsa Zsa decided to stop for some McDonald's. Or should I say, THE McDonald's. Anyway, by the time they arrived at Daney's house, they were waist (or where their waists should have been) deep in Big Mac boxes and cheeseburger wrappers.
Scott was waiting for them to return. As soon as he saw the lavender beetle pull in the driveway he hobbled out of the house. Zsa Zsa rolled down her window.
"What's up, Sweetie?" asked Daney.
"You guys!" he panted "Bob's gone" You see, Scott was quite out of breath since he had to drag behind him the huge cast on his leg, which was broken in five places.
"WHAT?" exclaimed Zsa Zsa "My Bobby Baby!" She flung open the drivers side door of the beetle knocking Scott to the ground ans then burying him in McDonald's trash.
"Hey!" said Scott "A nugget!" he held it up.
"It's mine!" screached Daney, chomping it in one bite and taking a piece of Scott's finger with it.
"Argh!" Scott screamed in pain. And once again, Daney and Zsa Zsa were loading him into the beetle to take him to the hospital Luckily they were able to sew Scott's finger back on, but they would have to shorten the tour, whih kickd off tomorrow.
They arrived back at the Moff-Shack to find Bob and Six waiting for them. Bob approached Zsa Zsa.
"Hey Zsa, can I borrow your car?" he asked.
"Why of course, Bobbykins! For you, anything!" gushed Zsa Zsa, sending spit flying.
"Great!" said Bob trying desperatly to clear al of the rotting garbage out.
"I have to do my laundry" moaned Scott his head and thumb now bandaged because of his injuries.
"I'll help" stenched Daney.
"I thought you said Bob was gone!" cried Zsa Zsa
"He was gone" replied Scott "to the store"
"Oh."
Daney dragged Scott into the laundry room. Zsa Zsa giggled and sat on the couch with Dave. She has her love, Bob exactly where she wanted him.