Scott found Bob and Six naked together in the hot tub.
"Bob! How could you?" he yelled.
"Scott, Zsa Zsa has a mustache and she stinks really bad!" Six began touching Bob's nipple with her finger.
"I don't care! Daney is a hermaphrodite too, but I still over her!"
Bob sighed and got out of the hot tub. He put his trunks back on and followed Scott into the house. At the sight of Bob, Zsa Zsa's lazy, crusty eyes lit up.
"Oh Bob! I knew you loved me and not Six!!" She cried, throwing herself into Bob's arms
"Ew" muttered Bob.
"Meet me by the pool" said Zsa Zsa as she thundered off to find Daney.
Bob returned to the pool area to find Six skinny dipping alone. He took off his swimtrunks and and hopped in after her. She immediately began fondling his genitalia in a corner. Zsa Zsa came running out her screen door, in a pink bikini, her fat hanging out everywhere.
"Cannonball!" she cried, sending everyone lounging around the pool running for their lives. Bob, and Six however, were not quite so lucky as to be able to run for their lives. Zsa Zsa jumped into the pool, sending water flying everywhere. Not only did it send Six flying ten feet into the air, but it landed her in a tree - in the next yard. Bob just lay on the grass, stunned.
"Hey!! Where'd all the water go?!?" asked Zsa Zsa, who was standing in the now empty pool.
"Help me Bob!!" cried Six. Bob ran over to Six to help her down.
"Bob! Why?!" Zsa Zsa bellowed and stampeded back into the house. Clint came outside.
"You're an ass, Bob!"
"Why?"
"It's time to go home. Let's go!"
After the party, Zsa Zsa confided in Daney;
"Oh Daney! Why hast my love forsaken me?"
"I don't know! I hate Six!"
"Me too"
"Let's have something to blow all of our troubles away!" said Daney pulling out two cans of non-alcoholic beer. Zsa Zsa took a sip.
"Whoa! I'm sooooo wasted!" she cried after three seconds.
They started stumbling all ovwr the house. Daney turned on Zsa Zsa's whower which neither of them ever used, and started spraying Polytar shampoo everywhere. It was useless to Zsa Zsa, since not even oven cleaner could remove the grime from her hair. Daney called the Moffatt's house. Dave answered.
"I am the lizard queen!" she yelled and hung up the phone.
Back at the Moffatt's house, Dave was curious to the events taking place. Since Scott was in his room jacking off and Bob was with Six, Dave grabbed Clint.
"For the love of Daney! We have to go over to Zsa Zsa's house!" Dave yelled. And they were off