The next morning, Daney invited Scott and his brothers over for a movie. The movie was "Hanson: Tulsa, Tokyo, and The Middle of Nowhere"
"Wow!" exclaimed Clint "This is my favorite movie!"
All of a sudden the door bell rang.
"I'll get it!" bellowed Daney. It was Zsa Zsa. She had come for a visit.
"Hey girlfriend! What's uo?" exclaimed Zsa Zsa
"Like, nothing, but whateva!" replied Daney.
Then Six came downstairs wearing nothing but a towel. She wasn't a bit phased by the Moffatts presence, though, since she didn't consider them real men. Although she thought Bob was pretty sexy.
"Oh my God! It's like, Six, my greatest enemy! Hey Ho!" Zsa Zsa said.
"Well, well, it's Zsa Zsa, the He-She. Is that your ugly car parked out front, or is that your lunch?"
"Uh...well... you suck" Zsa Zsa replied and then ran up to Daney's room. It was obvious to Six that Zsa Zsa liked Bob, so Six decided to make a deal with him, sort of.
"Oh Bob, there is something I need help with in the bathrom. Can you help me?"
"OK!"
Bob followed Six into the bathrom. Six quickly locked the door behind them. Bob sat on the toilet and stared at Six with a horny grin on his face.
"Now Bob" Six started "You don't really like Zsa Zsa, do you?"
"Well... uh...kinda, I guess..."
"I see... well, what will it take for you to stay away form her? 'Cause she's really gross."
"I dunno..."
Six thought for a moment.
"What about this?" she said, and dropped the towel to the floor. Bob fell off the toilet, hitting his head on the floor.
"Ow" he said.
It wasn't that Bob didn't like Zsa Zsa, it was just that Six was just everything that Zsa Zsa wasn't - including a real woman.
"Uh uh uh... OK!" Said Bob trying to cover his boner.
"Good" smiled Six as she picked up her towel. "I'll see you tonight at Zsa Zsa's party"
After Six left, Bob was stunned. It was the most real nudity he had ever seen - other than Sheila when she had orgies in their 'house', which was really a shut down esso station. He was turned on.
Zsa Zsa and Daney had returned from Daney's room just before Six retreated upstairs to her own room. Zsa Zsa looked at Bob. He seemed to be smiling and he looked frazzled. She wanted him so bad. But Clint got to her first.
"Zsa Zsa!" he yelled, "Water gun fight!" Clint pulled out a water gun from out of nowhere and tried to shoot Zsa Zsa. But being the pussy he is, he shot Dave instead. Dave shrieked like a little girl and ran away waving his arms in the air frantically. Clint chaed Zsa Zsa outdoors, where Zsa Zsa picked up a kiddie pool - with the kids still in it - and tried to throw it at Clint.
"Mommy!" cried the kids as they hit the ground.
"A-har har har hi-hill!" cried Zsa Zsa as she snorted while laughing, sending snot everywhere. Clint was sure he was falling in love with Zsa Zsa. He knew it. After Zsa Zsa left Cling, she walked into the house dripping water everywhere. Then Scott announced that it was time for them to leave and begin preparing for Zsa Zsa's party.
After they left, Daney thundered upstairs to begin dressing. She was wearing a yellow pair of clam-diggers, a brown tube top and a pink beret. Just as she was getting ready to leave for Zsa Zsa's house, Six appeared at her door in a baby blue sundress.
"Oh God, Daney, You aren't actually wearing that, are you?" She asked.
"I look good!"
"Whatever you say..."
Zsa Zsa straightened her fish net tube top, black skirt and fiend boots and stumbled downstairs. She just knew that tonight she'd get with Bob. She sat by the door, and waited for the doorbell to ring.
Chapter 4
[email protected]