As Bob and Six started Zsa Zsa's shitmobile, a tape started.
"Ahh! My ears!" screamed Six. It was 'Spy' by The Moffatts."It was Scott's idea to put it on the CD! He threatened to cut my dick off!" Bob tried to explain the horrible, horrible song.
"I'm glad he didn't!" Six said, reching over to fondle it.
"Wow Scott! I didn't know car wax could cover up stains so well! Daney screached, holding up a white thong that had a pinkish wax patch where a brown patch had been.
"Frank taught me that!" Scott proclaimed proudly.
"Wow! You have quite the collection of thongs!" Zsa Zsa commented as she rooted through Scott's dirty lingerie.
"You can thank Value Village!" Scott said.
"But... Value Village doesn't sell underwear!" Daney said, being the loyal customer she is.
"But the dumpster behind it has an abundance!" Scott said, and returned to waxing a blak sock with white residue all over it.
"Oh OK! Next time I'm there, I'll check it out!" Daney made note to herself.
"Just beware of the fro-monger that lives there!"
"He doesn't live there anymore! A dude named Andrew does!"
"Oh. I've been on tour too long." Scott said.
"Andrew?" Zsa Zsa piped up. "I've had a crush on Andrew, like, forever!"
"Oh I know!" Daney said, remembering the last time Zsa Zsa pretended to have an orgasm over him. Her leg still had bite marks from Zsa Zsa's rampant VD trap. But what are friends for?
Clint and Dave were in the Moff-Shack. They both had almost 'scored' with their loves. They were discussing over and over what had happened.
"Daney is hot! I love her!" Dave said.
"I love Zsa Zsa. She loves my dick! We were made for each other!" Clint said. They kept repeating that. They had said that all night, while Scott and Bob weren't there. The brothers were even too happy to jack off. They just sat there, staring off into space with retarded grins on their faces.
"Hey boys! Do you want to play catch?" Frank asked, coming over to where they sat.
"No, Dad! It's OK!" said Dave and Clint simultaneously. They resumed their chanting.
"Too bad!" said Frank, as her threw rotten, wadded up, used condoms at the two zoned brothers.
"There's my spring cleaning... in September!" said Frank as he left the house to make a phone call to th VD clinic. He had his own trap that needed taming.
"Oh Bob! This is the happiest day of my life!" Six said after they were done making sweet, sweet love in the back seat.
"Mine too! Except the day I met you!" Bob replied. Six remembered that day as well, seeing that it was only two days prior.
"I wonder how Scott is? He sure did get beaten up by your sister!" Bob said.
"I dunno. But that's what he gets for going out with -ugh- Daney" Six said.
"Yeah, well he slept with her last night!"
"THE HORROR! I feel soooo bad for him now!" said Six, recalling the time she found her sister attempting to tame her VD trap infront of a Hanson video. 'Her sister is disgusting, but Zsa Zsa is even worse' Bob though to himself as he went down on Six.
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