"Oh my God! Mariah Carey is like so da bomb!" exclaimed Bob as he skipped into the movie theatre.
"Like, I know! I heard this movie is totally slammin'!" exclaimed Clint.
Daney giggled and looked at her greasy boyfriend, Scott. She couldn't believe that only four months ago she had met Scott while he was secretly
trying on bras and panties at the Wal-Mart where she worked. Now she was on tour with them and today they were all going to see the movie "Glitter".
"I...I...I...um...Daney" Dave stuttered. He had a little crush on Daney. Everything about her turned him on. Her fat rolls, her ham arms, her mustache.
He was so jealous of Scott
As they entered the theatre and took their seats, people with good taste in music began to groan.
"It was bad enough 'From Hell' was sold out" said a girl with long curly hair. "Not only does Mariah suck, but now I have to sit by these idiots!." She pointed to The Moffatts. Bob did his point, wink, tongue click move and slid into the seat next to her.
"Hey baby, what's your name?"
"Um... Vanessa?"
"Well, Vanessa, do you have a quarter?"
"Um, why?"
"Cuz I promised that I'd call home when I found my dream girl!" Vanessa and her friend Katee rolled their eyes, got up and left.
"Whoa Bob! You are a mack daddy!" stenched Daney.
Then the lights went down. Scott put his arm around Daney and she began to feel a wet spot forming on her shoulder. You see, Scott had a bit of a sweating problem. That was why he was famous ans still couldn't get laid. It was also the reason that he was dating Daney. I mean, if you had alot of decent looking girls chasing after you, would you date a fat ho like that? Scott and Daney started making out. Mariah Carey's breast implants jiggling had turned Scott on so badly that he needed some sort of relief. An old man behind them tapped Scott on the shoulder.
"Heh! Uh! you two! Do that some place else! You're ruining my Viagra effects!" he said as he petted a heavily made-up prostitute on the leg.
After the movie was over, Scott began to whine,
"Daney! We're never alone!"
"Oh Snugglebunny! we'll be alone later!" Bob began his critique of the movie
"This movie has inspired me, you guys!"
"Yeah, I know what you mean! Did you see how big her hooters were?" expclaimed Clint. Dave nodded.
"No man! It inspired me to get some talent! That movie was terrible!" he cried. "And the plot, the storyline?!? It sucked!"
"You were paying attention to something other than Mariah's implants?" asked Clint worriedly.
"I liked it when she was in her bra" said Dave.
"We're walking ahead!" said Daney. Bob appeared frustrated.
"See, you guys? This is why teenies won't lay us! You can't keep dreaming about it! You actually have to do them!"
"Well, Bob, my socks do a very good job for now." said Dave.
"Don't forget your Rita MacNeil posters!" exclaimed Clint.
"But wouldn't you rather it be Daney's sock?" asked Bob.
"No, her feet are hairy and they stink." said Dave.
"He has a point" said Clint.
"You guys, we have to make a pact" said Bob "that the three of us will get laid before the end of this year."
"OK" Clint and Dave said in unison.
When they returned to the Hotel, Scott dragged Daney up to his room. Scott immediatley took off his shirt to reveal the barren, hairless wasteland that was his chest. Scott jumped on top of her, only to feel a splooshing beneath him.
"Daney, is this a waterbed?" he asked.
"No, that was just my fat!"
"Oh." Scott was disgusted, but not enough to turn him off. Scott began licking her neck.
Back in Bob and Dave's room, the triplets were discussing Bob's 'plan'
"Ooh! Ooh! I know!" exclaimed Dave "let's get prostitutes!"
"Dave, the only prostitute around here is Sheila." said Bob.
"Oh yeah."
"Well, all this talk about sex is making me hungry." stated Clint. "Let's get room service."
"I want fish!" said Bob.
"I'll go see if Scott and Daney want any" said Dave
He walked next door to Scott and Clint's room and gasped. There was Scott in a bra and granny panties getting spanked by Daney.
"Harder!" Scott cried.
"Scott!" exclaimed Dave.
"Get out! Shut the door!" Soctt yelled
Dave ran back to their brotheres.
"You guys! Scott is getting spanked by Daney!"
"Way to go Scott!" said Clint.
"See, you guys? We have to be more like Scott" said Bob "He's getting some, even if it is from Daney."
"Shut up Bob!" said Dave.
In Scott's room, Daney laid her head in Scott's lap.
"When are we going to be alone?" asked Scott.
"We're always interrupted." she replied.
'Maybe it's a sign' thought Scott. 'That I should tell her...my secret' But he couldn't. He would leave it for another day.
Chapter 2
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