> HE: Can I buy you a drink?
> SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money.
> HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
> SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
> HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
> SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
> HE : How did you get to be so beautiful?
> SHE: I must've been given your share.
> HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
> SHE: Okay, get out.
> HE: I think I could make you very happy.
> SHE: Why? Are you leaving?
> HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
> SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
> HE: Can I have your name?
> SHE: Why? Don't you already have one?
> HE: Shall we go see a movie?
> SHE: I've already seen it.
> HE: Where have you been all my life?
> SHE: Hiding from you.
> HE: Haven't I seen you some place before?
> SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.
> HE: Is this seat empty?
> SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
> HE: So, what do you do for a living?
> SHE: I'm a female impersonator.
> HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
> SHE: Do not enter.
> HE: Your body is like a temple.
> SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.
> HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
> SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
> HE: Where have you been all my life?
> SHE: Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest dreams.
