Department of Economics
London, Ontario, Canada N6A 5C2
as the top research department
Financial Econometrics
Ph.D Candidate in Economics
Transferred to Ivey after finishing second year...
1. Economists are armed and dangerous: "Watch out for our invisible
hands."
2. Economists can supply it on demand.
3. You can talk about money without ever having to make any.
4. You get to say "trickle down" with a straight face.
5. Mick Jagger and Arnold Schwarzenegger both studied economics
and look how they turned out.
6. When you are in the unemployment line, at least you will know why
you are there.
7. If you rearrange the letters in "ECONOMICS", you get "COMIC
NOSE".
8. Although ethics teaches that virtue is its own reward, in
economics we get taught that reward is its own virtue.
9. When you get drunk, you can tell everyone that you are just
researching the law of diminishing marginal utility.
10. When you call 1-900-LUV-ECON and get Kandi Keynes, you will
have something to talk about.
