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| Laugh-A-Thon |
| The days look bleak. Sauron is quickly risin' in power, and Frodo is on his quest to destroy the One Ring. Everyone is depressed, and all seems grim.... ...Thus the elves of Lothlorien have pulled together to create a laugh-a-thon... to remind all of the merry old times! So send in to us anythin'... anythin' at all... that will make us and you, laugh. It can be a poem, story, picture, or whatever else you choose. Either neomail your submition to the lightoflothlorien03 account, or email it to [email protected] I apologize to all members who were unaware of the ending of this contest. This was our first contest when the guild first began. Our winner was kazuya_silvermoon. Sorry for the misunderstanding. I wondered why I kept getting entries... |
| Tyegir's entry: I failed it... it made me laugh like crazy! LOL! I AM INSANE!!! hehe:D take the Insanity Test |
| Eowyn363's entry: A man walks into a bar and takes a miniature piano out of one pocket and puts it on the bar. Out of the other pocket he produces a very small man who begins to play the piano. The bartender is amazed and asks the man, "How did you get that little piano player?". The man replies, "I have a magic lamp that grants wishes. I'll let you try it for $500. The bartender agrees, gives the man $500, takes the lamp and says, "I wish I had one million bucks!" and instantly the bar is filled with one million... ducks. The bartender is furious and yells "I said bucks, not ducks!!!" The man replies, "Do you think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?" |
| holy_venom's entry: One day, Jesus decided to make some rules for getting into heaven. The first rule was that you had to have a bad day to get into heaven. The first guy walks up. The guard says according to a new rule of heaven , you have to have a bad day. Tell me about your day. So the guy says, "Well, I suspected that my wife was cheating on me. So I went home early. She was in bed and there was a guy with his hands on the balcony. It was the guy. I pushed him off. The bushes saved his fall, and I was really mad. So I threw our refrigerator on him. But in doing that, I fell over with it and cracked my skll open." The guard says thats a pretty bad day. You can go in. So he walked in. The next guy comes up. The guard says according to a new rule of heaven, you have to have a bad day. Tell me about your day. So the guy says, "Well, me and my wife had a fight. I stood on the balcony and she just pushed me off! i hung on to this 10th floor balcony and then this guy threw me off! The trees and shrubs broke my fall, but i was still paralysed. Then he threw a refrigerator on me!" The guard says you can go in. The next guy comes up. The guard says, according to a new rule of heaven, you have to have a bad day. Tell me about your day. The guy says, "So I was in this refrigerator and..." |
| kazuya_silvermoon's entry: It's a pic, so click the link to view it. CLICK HERE TO VIEW |
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A voice from the back of the room piped up. "Yeah, right." wazzupboy55's entry: There was a teacher that asked her students to use "definitely" in a sentence. So John stood up and said "The trees are definitely green," but the teacher said "No they're also orange, red, and yellow." So Jeff stood up and said "The sky is definitely blue," but the teacher said "No it can also be black and grey." So Timmy stands up and asks "Do farts have lumps?" and the teacher asks "Why would you say something like that?" So Timmy asks again "Do farts have lumps?" So the teacher said "No." Then Timmy said "Then I definitely crapped my pants." little_ring_bearer's entry: This guy was waiting to get on a bus. In front of him was this lady who had a tight, leather mini-skirt on. She tried to step up on the bus but her skirt was too tight, so she reached around and unzipped it a little bit. She tried to get on the bus, but it was still too tight. So she reached around again, and unzipped it a little bit more. Still, her skirt was too tight, so she unzipped it one more time. Finally the guy behind her picked her up by the cheeks of her butt and placed her in the bus. She smacked him and said "That was really rude!" "Well jeez lady." said the guy behind her. "You've only unzipped my pants three times in a row. luinanca's entry: To capture an elephant: Put up a sign that says Water for Elfants. When an elephant sees how you spelled "elephant", it will start laughing. While it is laughing, look at it throught the wrong end of a telescope or a pair of binoculars. That will make it very small. Pick up the elephant with a pair of tweezers and drop it in a jar. |