| Insults |
| You�re so fat, when you stepped on the dog's tail we had to change his name to Beaver! You�re so fat you make Godzilla look like an action figure! You�re so bald I can see what you�re thinking! Q: What's the difference between you and the Titanic? A: The Titanic sunk and you floated! You�re so fat, when you farted pluto's ice caps melted! You�re so fat people jog around you for exercise! You�re so fat you went to the movies and sat next to everyone! You�re so fat you were floating in the ocean and Spain claimed you for their new world! You�re so fat you laid down on the beach and people ran around yelling Free Willy! You�re so fat you go to a restaurant, look at the menu and say "okay!" You�re so fat when you wear a yellow raincoat, people say "Taxi!" You�re so fat you had to go to Sea World to get baptized! You�re so fat you have to iron your pants on the driveway! You�re so fat when you step on a scale, it reads "one at a time, please"! You�re so fat you fell in love and broke it! You�re so fat you�ve got more chins than a Chinese phone book! You�re so fat you�re on both sides of the family! You�re so fat you fell and made the Grand Canyon! You�re so fat they use the elastic in your underwear for bungee jumping! |