| Confucious say: |
| "Better to be pissed off than pissed on." "Man trapped in pantry have ass in jam." "Man who take sleeping pill and laxative on the same night will wake up in deep shit." "Squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts." "Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants." "Man who pee on electric fence receive shocking news." "He who sneezes without a handkerchief takes matters into his own hands." "If you want pretty nurse, you must be patient." "He who sleep on bed of nails is holy man." "Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger. "Man with tight trousers is pressing is luck." "Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok." "Woman who cooks carrots and peas in same pot very unsanitary." "A streaker is someone who is unsuited for his work." "Confucius say man who fart in church must sit in own pew." "Man who jump off cliff jump to conclusion." /\ New| "Man who run in front of car get tired" "Man who run behind car get exhausted" "Man with one hand in pocket not necessarily jingling change" "Passionate kiss like spiders web - soon lead to undoing of fly." "Man with one chopstick go hungry." "Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails." "Man with hand in pocket is having a ball." "Baseball is wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk!" "War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left." "Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out!" "Man who eat many prunes, sit on toilet many moons." "Man who drive like hell, bound to get there!" "Man who sit on tack get point!" "Man who stand on toilet is high on pot!" "Man who lives in glass house should change in basement" |