With the kiddies off to there first day of school, Ariel has returned to the kitchen to clean up Kain and the kiddie's morning mess. Kain has fallen back upstairs to bed as his coffee rush ran out pretty quick.

Ariel: I can't do this by myself! I need help, bastard Kain lazy ass!

Kain: *in bed* ZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz *sneeze* ZZZzzzzz

Ariel: *fuming and floating up the stairs to tell Kain what's what* sod Kain will kill you if I have to!

Kain: *still asleep* ZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz *mumbles something about rabbits* ZZZZZzzzzzz

Ariel: KAIN!!!

Kain: *rolls over* ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzz *snuggling deeper into the covers*

Ariel: KAINKAINKAINKAINKAINKAIN

Kain: Ariel *opens half an eye* hi did you bring coffee

Ariel: GET UP YOU LAZY ASS

Kain: but . . . bed!!

*** Ten seconds later ***

Ariel is pulling Kain's leg while he in vain try's to cling to the mattress

Ariel: get up!

Kain: no!!

*** Time moves on ***

Kain: *sitting on his throne in a huff* bloody Ariel why do I have to get up its not like I do much *grabs his head phones and game boy*

Ariel: Kain we need to talk

Kain: . . . . . *game boy beeps*

Ariel: you git! *Throws the game boy across the sanctuary of the clans shattering it against the pillar of states

Kain: that was really low

Ariel: I need help I demand you hire a nanny or else I will . . . *thinks* tell your kiddies where your comics are

Kain: *imagining what would happen if the kiddies got hold of his comics* you've hit a new low Ariel *hands her money*

** An hour later **

Kain: *is hunched over his game boy trying to put the tiny little pieces back together with tweezers*

There is a sudden knock at the door, Kain's game boy collapses

Kain: this is not my day

???: *Banging on the door* hellllloooooo is this the right address

Kain: *swinging the door open* I don't want windows! Do you see any holes in the wall where I might put a window? NO! . . . . Oh my god

Umah: opps

Kain: your not selling windows are you? I will have to hurt you if you are.

Umah: last time I checked I was here as a nanny

Kain: *mental collapse of Kain's mind*

Ariel: oh thank you for coming so quickly Mrs Umah

Umah: no problem *enters the sanctuary behind Ariel*

Kain: *still outside watching Umah's ass* ok maybe today's not so bad

???: Excuse me would you be interested in purchasing our three-year guarantee double-glazing . . . *is field goaled across Nosgoth by a very happy Kain*

*** Kiddies***

Raziel: Dumah you stupid head we haven't even got there yet and you almost kill someone!

Rahab: maybe that's the reason people don't like vampires

???: Yeah most of us lost our parents to the vampires

Melchiah: *approaching with a small boy* lookie what I found

???: Hi my names scales *scales is a small boy covered in a snake like skin, his short hair is a strange yellow white and his eyes are snake like*

Zephon: hi scales . . . . I'm Zephon

Scales: you have strange names

Dumah: like yours is normal weights!

On approaching the school the kiddies hold there breath hoping and preying to the dark gods that the bus trip was just a fluke and that the rest of the day will go smoothly. But the storm clouds in the distance say differently.

*** Kain ***

Kain: oh go on you know you want to!!

Umah: *cleaning in the kitchen* shut up Kain, if you want to talk then help me!

Kain: *putting on rubber gloves* there are you happy, now will you help Please!! . . . . It's a force of pure evil *try's for puppy eyes*

Umah: don't try and be cute its scary

Kain: you'll help then

Umah: *defeated* I'll help *to two begin a mad search of the kitchen for Ariel's tonic*

* * * Half an hour later * * *

Ariel wanders happily into the kitchen expecting to see a nice clean kitchen with everything in order. Maybe Umah doing the washing or something that nannies do. But Ariel's vision is shattered when she opens her eyes to see, all the cupboards open, pots, pans, plates, cup and cutlery tipped all over the floor. Umah's legs can be seen sticking out from a lower cupboard while Kain is nowhere to be seen.

Kain: *clambering out of a random cupboard* nothing here *brushes random cobwebs from his hair*

Umah: *somewhat muffled* nothing here either

Kain: god damn it! Where did she put it!!!

Ariel: *coughs lightly* excuse me *Kain and Umah turn slowly wincing* tidy this up! *Floats away a bit stressed*

* * * Kiddies * * *

The kiddies and scales along with two teachers are all that inhabit the school today as the rest of the school is on a field trip. (Convenient huh) the school has been hit with a wild storm; part of Nosgoth's imbalance is the unreliable weather. Kain however denies that this is his fault and blames the small people that eat cabbage and live under the floorboards.

Raziel: I HATE RAIN!!!

Melchiah: *buried under the class toy area* lookie what me find!! Lookie what me find!!

Rahab: what!!

Melchiah: this *pulls out a strange looking box* it's a box

Rahab: wwoooppppeee I wish I had stolen daddies game thingy

Suddenly without any warning the game erupts into a song, mainly played on different drums

Zephon: cool a radio

Turel: bad station lets open it and change the station yeah!

Scales: *walking up to the guys* what ya doing *notices Turel trying to open the game* AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Don't touch

Dumah: let me *hits the game*

Game: Ouch!! *Opens*

Raziel: jumanji a game for those who seek to find a way to leave there world behind you roll the dice to take your turn doubles get another go and the first player to reach the end wins.

Rahab; there's more, adventures beware, exciting con . . . consequences of the game will vanish only when a player has reached the end of jumanji and called out its name

Raziel: beats the rain

Scales: *as Turel takes the first go* I hate you

* * * Kain and Umah * * *

Umah: I hate the rain

Kain: it's the little people fault I tell you, I keep putting traps down but the little buggers are a bit clever.

Umah: *giggling* so what ya wanna do

Kain: I don't know, what you wanna do

Umah: I don't know, what you wanna do

Kain: I don't know, what you wanna do

Umah: I don't know, what you wanna do

Kain: *sigh* life was so much more interesting this morning . . . something's missing

Umah: yeah I want the kiddies back to

Kain: I didn't say that

Umah: no you didn't *giggles*

Kain: *glares*

Umah: admit it you miss your kiddies again

Kain: NO!! *Leaps at Umah who dodges skilfully* take that back *begins a sad, sad game of chase through the sanctuary*

* * * Kiddies * * *

Turel: his fangs are sharp, he likes you taste your party better move post haste . . . what the hell does that mean?

Melchiah: we're having a party

Scales: THAT'S ONES THE LION . . . RUN AWAY!! *Everyone runs*

* * * Five minuets later * * * The kiddies have clambered up the old gym equipment in the hall and are hanging on for dear life.

Melchiah: why is the big kitty mad at us

Zephon: it's not mad its hungry

Melchiah: oh . . . ok *goes very quiet*

Raziel: Rahab your smart how do we make big kitty run away

Rahab: daddy sprays things he doesn't like with water then electrocutes them maybe we can do that

Raziel: but daddy electricity comes from his hands we can't do that

Turel: um guys

Zephon: shut up Turel your making the kitty mad

Turel: but

Zephon: I said shut up!!

Turel: MELCHIAH'S GONE!!!

Melchiah: *on the ground* here kitty, kitty, kitty *holding whiskers cat food*

Lion: ggrrrr

Melchiah: you're a big kitty aren't you I bet you eat loads

Lion: GGGRRRRR

Melchiah: *petting the lions nose* cute kitty

Lion: ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Melchiah: here *holds out cat food*

Lion: *opening its jaws to eat the cat food and little Melchiah* GGGRRRR *is suddenly smacked with a big rolled up newspaper*

OrpheumZero: bad lion bad! *Grabs Melchiah*

Jedi_and: why lions, why is it always lions

Brass: you've never fought a lion before

Jedi_and: quiet you *sprays the lion with a really big fire hose*

Rahab: told you water and electricity

Jedi_ and: good idea . . . Orpheum the wire

OrpheumZero: *urging the kiddies down while trying to hit the lion with the newspaper* a bit busy here

* * * Kain * * *

Umah sits panting for breath on the throne, while Kain has slumped to the floor. Ariel storms in.

Ariel: you two make more noise and mess than the kiddies!! You're the most childish pair I've ever seen!! *Glares before storming off*

Kain: *sniggering* she goes purple when she's really mad

Umah: I have to do some work . . . she'll fire me other wise

Kain: I'm the one paying you she can't fire you

Umah: cool! . . . what can we do now

Kain: twister!

Umah: I'm not that stupid Kain

Kain: damn

Suddenly the phone goes

Phone: pick me up pick me up Kain you lazy git pick me up

Umah: you have a strange phone

Kain: yeah the toasters the same, I won it on a red dwarf contest, damn toaster never shuts up about toast . . . either that or it sings

Phone: ARE YOU DEAF OR JUST STUPID PICK ME UP

Kain: *lifting the phone* its for you *hands phone to Umah*

Umah: *looking very worried during this phone conversation* oh ok sir *hangs up*

Kain: well who was it!

Umah: I just got kicked out of my flat

* * * Kiddies * * *

Orpheum and Jedi_and managed to subdue the lion and have trapped it in the kitchen quiet well. The fact that the kiddies are playing Jumanji has been explained.

Orpheum: I saw this on TV once, it will all go away at the end if we finish the game and loads of cool stuff will happen during the game

Brass: I hardly think fighting lions is cool

Zephon: MY TURN *rolls the dice*

Rahab: this will not be an easy mission, monkeys slow the expedition

Without warning the school is over run with monkeys suddenly over run the hall.

Jedi_and: phoning there father might be a good idea

* * * Kain * * *

Umah: *in tears* I have no where to go

Kain: *bright idea of the day* stay here! *Big grin*

Umah: your joking right

Kain: nope this pace is huge, and it gets lonely without the kid . . . I mean Ariel drives me nuts.

Umah: well just for a little while . . . thank you

Kain: *stupid grin*

Phone: hey some one is calling again, your really popular today, what gives . . . KAIN I'M RINGING AGAIN

Kain: *answering phone* what ya want make it quick I'm busy

Jedi_And: wow your polite on the phone

Kain: what . . . do . . .you . . . want

Jedi_and: well now you ask

Kain: I'm hanging up you blasted windows salesman

Jedi_and: hey git this is about your kids

Kain: *very quiet*

Jedi_and: that's better . . . they opened jumanji and we need you to come help

Kain: *hangs up* Umah I found us something to do

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