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Turel: MY TURN!!

Melchiah: you just had a go

The two kiddies roll around the floor for a few minuets attempting to rip the dice from each other's talons. As Turel pounces Melchiah the dice fly upward and are caught in an ivory claw.

Kain: why are there wild animals running around the school?

Kiddies: DADDY!!! *Dog pile Kain*

Umah: aww so cute *lifts Raziel*

Raziel: hiya pretty lady

Umah: oh god I love this kid

Jedi_And: *very slowly* Kain DO NOT drop the dice

Kain: what dice

OrpheumZero: the dice you're holding

Kain: *waving empty Talons in the air* nope nothing here

Everyone glances at the game, the green letters twist and contort swirling slowly to reveal

Jumanji: In a jam? While you wait, I'll lend a hand, I have eight.

OrpheumZero: STUPID GAME!!!!

Jumanji: hey you're the dumb ass who kept me at the school in reach of children!!

OrpheumZero: I hate you

Jumanji: *blows a raspberry*

Zephon: what has eight hands

Rahab: an octopus

???: ME!!

Everyone slowly turns to see a huge creature that appears to be made of grey rock with molten lava holding it together.

Umah: I HATE SPIDERS!!!!!!

Zephon: cool dad can I keep him!!

Phantom: I am no mere pet!! DIE!!! *Begins a rampage as monsters tend to do*

The group bolt out of the hall, hiding among the coat racks.

Umah: *clinging to Kain probably cutting off some blood circulation* ihatespidersihatespiderihatespiders *defining crash is heard from the gym where Phantom is causing havoc*

Melchiah: *clinging to Kain's leg* daddy Zephon's gone *yet another crash*

Jedi_And: where's the game *destructive sounds*

OrpheumZero: my gym!!!

Suddenly without warning the doors are yanked from the walls and Phantom crawls slowly into the corridor with little Zephon perched on its back.

Zephon: yehaw giddy up!

Phantom: RRROOOOAAARRRRRR

Everyone except phantom and Zephon: RUN!! *They run*

Everyone is now hiding in the preschool classroom, trying to think up a plan before Phantom finds them.

Umah: this is your entire fault Kain!!

Kain: huh I only just got here!

Umah: you rolled the dice I HATE YOU!!!! I hate you and spiders but I hate you more!!

Kain: *looking very upset* ouch

Melchiah: Daddy what we gonna do bout Zephon!!!

Kain: um . . . a big fly squatter might work

OrpheumZero: I'll just pull my giant spider killing kit out of my pocket shall I?

Kain: *evil grin* hee hee I'm so evil *teleports away*

Umah: he ran away! That bastard ran away and left me with a giant spider!!!

Phantom breaks down the wall, a huge chunk plummets towards tiny Dumah, who is frozen on the spot at the sight of the daemon spider but OrpheumZero grabs him and hauls him away just in the nick of time (AN: you think I'd let anything happen to the kiddies what do you take me for but I needed the dramatic tension ^_^). Everyone huddles in the back of the classroom the kiddies clinging to Umah while Jedi_and and OrpheumZero stand in front of her holding weapons.

Phantom: MAW HA HA TO EASY!! *Is tapped on the shoulder*

???: hi would you like some toast

Phantom: ?!?!?!?

Toaster: come on you know you want some toast

Phantom: um . . . no . . . thank you

Toaster: some crumpets then

Kain using his berserk ability ties the toast to Phantoms head, grabs Zephon and dodges nimbly away as Phantom tries in vain to dislodge the toaster.

Toaster: come on you know you want something bread related . . . toast perhaps

Phantom: *runs hysterically out of the room and into the play ground where he sits whimpering*

Toaster: hungry how about toast?

Umah: *hugging Kain* you saved us, my hero

Kain: *being choked* um . . . *hack* yes . . . Umah . . . air!!

** Ten minuets later**

The group have retrieved the game and are sitting in the music room.

OrpheumZero: Umah you roll

Umah: no! You can't make me

Raziel: my go then!! *Rolls the dice*

Jumanji: its metal armour you can't break, you'd better run now, before it's to late.

Jedi_And: running then are we. *Packs up the game and runs as the ground begins to rumble*

Musical instruments fly from the walls as suddenly a huge possessed tank rolls on into the music room.

Rahab: bloody hell

Umah: Kain! You let the swear

Kain: the little shit just did it I don't £$£%ing know where he gets it from

Umah: we'll discuss this later

Kain: £$£""ing right we will

Umah: STOP SWEARING!!

OrpheumZero: oh crap *the possessed tank fires a massive bolt of flaming ammo at our group*

Jedi_And: did I mention how much I hate this game!!!

Jumanji: *giggling* ha ha I know how to make it stop

Kain: the soul Reaver should take care of this *using a table as a shield makes his way to the possessed tank*

Umah and kiddies: NNNNNOOOOOOOO

Kain: *turning* what *is hit with big hard thing shot by possessed tank* OW!!!! *Table shatters and Kain dives behind some rubble*

Jumanji: it's really easy to make it stop

Jedi_And: you'll lie, it'll get worse

Jumanji: nope it will all go away

OrpheumZero: finish the game, which's go is it!!

Melchiah: Turel's go!!

Turel: WWWEEEEE *rolls dice*

Jumanji: it brightens your world, kills the dark, it comes in a bulb, 60 watts

Kain: huh?!

Possessed tank: nothing can stop me!!!

A tiny white chibi kitten approaches the possessed tank, its big blue eyes blinking curiously; it's tiny fluff tail twitching.

Kitten: Meow

Possessed tank: MAW HA HA HA *aims its huge guns at the chibi kitten*

Umah: now that's just mean

Kitten: HHHIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSS *faster than Kain's berserk attack the tiny kitten bolts to the top if the possessed Tank where the eye is situated and digs its tiny little claws in hard*

Possessed tank: bugger *explodes*

** Moments later **

Everyone is sitting around covered in soot, Umah frantically checks the kiddies over to see if there ok, while Melchiah sits in Kain's lap and whimpers. OrpheumZero and Jedi_and sit contemplating what to do next while the tiny white kitten cleans its face.

OrpheumZero: how did that last clue mean cat in anyway

Kitten: it didn't it meant Light, *kitten shifts form showing a very tired and sooty looking authoress*

Kain: since when were you in Jumanji?

Light: since my mortgage needed paying cheese head . . . anyway whose go is it now

Kain: mine I think

Suddenly without any warning what so ever the door to the gym opens and who should storm in but everyone's most loved time streamer Moebius.

Moebius: what's going on in my school

Kain: *drops the dice in shock*

Jumanji: it fly's fast, it fly's high, thank you come again

OrpheumZero: these clues are getting lame.

Kain: I think I'm starting to get a headache

Moebius: I bet $50 it's the possessed helicopter

Umah: what?

Griffon: not quiet.

OrpheumZero: you Ow me fifty dollars

Moebius: um no

Griffon: Fear me and my master mundus!

Light: Mundus is dead and Moe when will I get my fifty dollars

Griffon: oh yeah who's my master now *tries to remember*

Moebius: I don't that much money!!! My gym teach salary wont cover it

Griffon: excuse me!! Giant bird reeking havoc here!!!

Kain: you're the gym teacher MAW HA HA HA HA HA

Umah: OrpheumZero why did you hire him!!

Griffon: oh for bloody hells sake HELLO!!!!!

OrpheumZero: I thought it would be funny

Kain: it is HA HA HA HA HA HA

Griffon: *holding a cell phone*Master there ignoring me!!

???: Get them to roll the dice then we'll see whom they can ignore!!

Griffon: *aside to tiny Raziel*hey kid roll the dice

Raziel: ok big turkey

Griffon: I'M NOT A TURKEY!!!

Raziel: *rolls dice*

Jumanji: I'm not telling you what's coming next

Raziel: please

Jumanji: nope

Raziel: you can't think of a rhyme can you HA HA HA

Jumanji: fine then smart guy what rhymes with Argosax!

Raziel: Bargosax

Jumanji: that's not a word you little cheater

Raziel: daddy the game laughed at me

Kain: *field goals Jumanji outta the park*

OrpheumZero: you idiot it wasn't finished now the stuffs never gonna go away

Light: but we're in Nosgoth so who's gonna notice

Raziel: daddy? What's an Argosax?

Kain: I don't know why

Raziel: cause its behind you

Kain: oh Shit

Kiddies: SHIT!!!

Umah: Kain!! Stop swearing!!! *Looks at Argosax* oh F£$£ing hell

Argosax the chaos now takes up the entire playground. (For those who don't know Argosax the chaos is a huge blob made out of the Devil may cry one and two bosses)

T-Man: how do you like my new toy MAW HA HA HA

Light: oh bloody hell T-Man, where did you get one of these

T-Man: local pet store *smug grin* its called bob

Light: really how much did you pay for it

T-man: I didn't Bob came to me all on his own

Light: what do you have to feed something like this?

T-Man: same stuff Kain feeds the kiddies

Light: dog food

T-Man: yup three truckloads of dog food a day costs me a fortune had to get some of my generals to . . . . WHAT THE BLOODY HELLS

Kiddies: bloody hells!!

While Light and T-Man were nattering away together Kain, Umah, OrpheumZero and Jedi_and where cleverly battling Argosax the chaos (called Bob by T- Man) and have now killed it

T-Man: bob why!! Why oh cruel world

Suddenly the bloody corpse of Bob convulses and a small round ball flies from the top, a winged man made of fire steps out.

T-man: oh I forgot it did that cool!

Despair embodied: your commands master

T-Man: hee hee DISTROY THEM . . . no hard feelings Light

Light: none taken

Despair embodied approaches the group who are now existed from the fight before hand, all of them cut up pretty badly. There is no hope of them winning.

Dumah: daddy

Kain: *extremely hurt* what . . . kid

Dumah: I love you *hugs Kain*

Kain: *lost for words*

Raziel: and me *also hugs Kain*

Rahab, Zephon and Melchiah: US TO *hug Kain as well*

Kain: I'm sorry . . . I . . . I . . . lov . . .

Then without warning (as usual) a small grey object clambers onto Despairs shoulder

???: So how about you, want some toast.

Despair embodied: AAAAAAHHHHHHH DEAMON TOASTER!!!!!!! *Runs like the wind*

** At the sanctuary of the clans**

Umah: *bandaging Kain's arm* so what were you going to say earlier

Kain: I don't know what you're talking about

Umah: oh don't you *holds up a nondescript bottle*

Kain: nope haven't got a clue

Umah: Really . . . last chance to admit it . . . *pours iodine on Kain's wounds*

Kain: ££$%%%^£%"%£%(^%^*(^^%$£$&^$$%^(&*^(*%$£$£$$%^(

Everything in a three-mile radius goes deaf. Miles from the sanctuary of the clan a small rabbits head explodes.

Light: so what ya think, a bit longer this time I know and much more action that usual but I felt like something a bit different. Don't worry next chapter back to normal.

Kain: *still swearing from iodine in cuts*

Kiddie Rahab: please review I'll cuddle you if you do