Kiddie
Melchiah: I’m board; daddy’s not playing with us
Kiddie
Rahab: maybe Mr Vorador plays better than we do
Kiddie
Melchiah: *tiny shrug*
Kiddie
Raz: wanna go play *three kiddies wander off*
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Meanwhile \\//\\///\\//
Vorador:
*still pulling Kain’s hair* Pansy boy!! Ha!
Kain:
*clawing wildly at Vorador’s torso* you fight like a girl!!!
Janos;
I’m so F*^%ing embarrassed
Fallen
Templar: 50 on Kain
The
three kiddies wander back into the dinning room holding thin box
Kiddie
Raz: Daddy we found the talking box thingy again
Kiddie
Dumah: oooo can we get the big turkey again
Far away
in the EXTREAM distance Griffin (DMC1) turns his
feathery head and sighs a long suffering sigh before bellowing
Back at Vorador’s
Mansion
Kiddie
Turel: did you hear something
Every
other creature, except Kain and Vorador: nope ^_^
Kiddie
Melchiah: *approaching the two warring vampires* Daddy we found the box thingy
again
Kain:
*suddenly breaking away from Vorador* What!
Kiddie
Rahab: watch me roll!!!
Vorador: NNNOOOOO!!!!!
Janos:
what the hell was THAT doing here?
Vorador:
*shuffling feet* the girls wanted something new to play with so I thought strip
jumanji sounded good
Janos:
strip jumanji?
Vorador:
*nods*
Janos:
quiet an imagination
Kain:
*smugly* should of just dressed up as me it would have worked faster
Vorador:
*glare*
Umah:
*Glare*
Janos:
*hasn’t mastered the art of Glaring yet*
Kain: What
Jumanji: Bllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Kiddies:
O_o
Jumanji:
^_^
Kain:
utter crap *kicks Jumanji*
Vorador:
do you have any idea how stupid you can be
Suddenly
without any warning what so ever Jumanji shakes horribly, pauses, shakes again
and make a horrible belching sound and out spews . . .
Sylvanon:
*picking sinew off her arms* eeewwwww that was gross
*is poked by kiddies*
Kiddie
Zephon: what is it *pokes again*
Sylvanon:
It’s Lights day off so I’m filling in for her
Kiddie
Rahab: are you a cat to
Sylvanon:
nope 100% wolf kiddo oh yeah!!
Everyone
else: O_o
Sylvanon:
sorry *lifts Kiddie Zephon onto her lap* mine
Janos:
not that I mind but shouldn’t you be destroying things now . . . you did come
out of
Jumanji
after all
Sylvanon:
*huggling kiddie Zephon pretty much ignoring everything else*
Kain:
*yawns delicately* board now *rolls dice*
Vorador:
like I said very, very, VERY stupid
Jumanji:
go away
Kain: no
give us something threatening
Jumanji:
*a tiny wind up version of Moebius pops out*
Tiny wind
up Moebius: you’re stuck in a loop, you’re stuck in a loop, you’re
stuck in a loop,
Kain:
*blinks* that was lame
Janos:
*wakes Kain upside the head* Stupid
Tiny wind
up Moebius: you’re stuck in a loop, you’re stuck in a loop *is squished under
the foot of the real Moebius*
Kain: its
not getting any more threatening up here *pokes Jumanji*
Moebius:
*hurt but hiding it well* you will suffer your insolence
Kiddie
Dumah: why you wearing a dress
Moebius:
it’s a robe not a dress!!
Kiddie
Dumah: it looks like a dress
Moebius:
*goes a bit red* It is NOT a dress
Sylvanon:
he’s right ya know
Moebius:
see I’m always right
Sylvanon: it
really does look like a dress *goes back to huggling kiddie Zephon*
Kiddie
Raz: maybe the pretty lady has one the same *wanders over to Umah* Do you like the mans dress?
Umah:
*sniggers* um . . . yes it’s . . . very feminine
Kain:
*yawns again and is about to roll the dice yet again*
Vorador: oh no you don’t *steals dice*
Janos:
*sets fire to Jumanji* there all better ^_^
Jumanji:
that wasn’t very mature *burns away unhappily*
Sylvanon:
if that comes out of my salary you are going to pay
Vorador:
the first act of violence you commit has t be destroying my strip jumanji
Kiddie
Dumah: Unky Janos is cool
Janos: ^_^
The room
is very suddenly lacking a time streamer
Ruff
collie: he took some paint and went into the room next door
Everyone
rolling their eyes wanders into the room next door now containing Moebius who
seems to be doing something . . . not helpful.
Kiddie
Rahab: *wandering onto Moebius’ symbols on the floor* what ya doing
Moebius:
Ordering take out *notices his symbols have tiny talon feet marks all over
them* oh dear
There’s a
ring at the door bell (yes Vorador has one) and answering the door a boy about
seventeen stands holding a pizza.
Moebius:
damn you vampire scum I was ordering Indian not pizza!!! Now you will pay
Kain: we
are not paying for your take out
Moebius:
Burn in the deepest pits of hell vampire scum!!! *does some magic mumbo jumbo*
Kain,
kiddies, Janos and Vorador are swallowed by a huge swelling darkness.
Everything swirls around trying to look mystical before a second portal opens
up and vomits out the vampires with a loud crash. They look around the dark
room that even their night vision has problems with. A loud thumping crash is
heard as if something soft is falling down something hard
???: ouch
Kiddie
Dumah: is it dead *pulls on thing*
???: YYEEEEEOOOOOWWWWWWW
Suddenly a
light flicks on
???: what
are you doing in my basement!!
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Light: there
will be a follow on from this and please review
Kain:
haven’t we been through enough
Light:
nope *purrs happily*