\//\\\//\\//\\/ Chappy start now ^_^ /\\//\\\///\\/\\

The morning has come once again. Ariel is smiling with glee as she floats upwards to Kain's room. Waking him in the morning has suddenly become her most enjoyed thing in the world, call it petty revenge.

The room is dark but a lump far to big to be just Kain, moves sleepily on the bed. Ariel pulls back the covers revealing the kiddies but no Kain or Umah. Rolling her eye Ariel holds out a foghorn.

Ariel: rise and shine

Sleeping kiddies: . . . . . . .

Ariel: oh dear I tried *turns on fog horn*

Fog Horn: VERY LOUD HORN SOUND!!!!

Sleeping kiddies: O_O

Rahab: *rubbing his eyes* that was mean *falls back to sleep*

Ariel: RISE AND SHINE TIME FOR SCHOOL!!

Kiddies: *suddenly very awake* NO!!! No the people there are mean to us

Ariel: you were on your own there yesterday they were all on a field trip

Rahab: but on the bus miss Ariel they were mean and nasty *cries*

Melchiah: *wrapping himself around Kain's bed post* I wont go

Dumah: Daddy don't let Ariel make us go to school . . . . Daddy . . . . DADDY!!!

Ariel: daddy's not here

Kiddies: *Crying rather loudly* DADDY!!!

Ariel: if you go to school, he'll come back other wise he's gone forever!!

Kiddies: *rush off to get ready for school*

Ariel: wow Kain's useful for something . . . . Who'd of thought it?

Melchiah: *still wrapped around the bed post* I want my Daddy *snivels*

Ariel: GO TO SCHOOL!!

Melchiah: *slowly crawls away* why did daddy leave? Doesn't he love us any more?

\\//\\//\\// Some time Later \\//\\//\\//\\//\\//

Ariel: GET ON THE BUS!!

Kiddies: *very slowly get on the bus*

Scales: why you all looking so down today

Melchiah: *cries allot*

Raziel: Our daddy wasn't there this morning . . . we don't know where he gone

Random kid: maybe he died

Kiddies: O_O

Tiger boy (whose name is actually Rafe): probably you know, everyone hates vampires . . . . My dad killed on only last night; maybe it was your dad

Melchiah: *goes into hysterics*

Rafe: yup my dad really killed one last night, said it screamed and cried for hours before it died

\\//\\//\\//\// At School \\//\\//\\//\\//

Ruff Collie: ok is everyone here

Class: yes!!

Vladimir's Angel: ok today we're going on another field trip as a treat

Scales: wow field trips is all we ever seem to do

Vladimir's Angel: *glares* I'll ignore that . . . ok everyone back on the bus ^_^

Raziel: where are the other teachers?

Vladimir's Angle: they're helping rebuild the school today after yesterday

Raziel: oh but I wanted them to come today

Jedi_And: look kids we'll see ya when you come back ok

OrpheumZero: yup when you come back kiddo

Moebius: oi slackers come and help me *is crushed by falling debris*

Jedi_And: I really hope that hurt ^_^

Melchiah: *still in hysterics*

Ruff Collie: what's wrong with you

Melchiah: *hysterical crying*

Turel: *stepping protectively in front of Melchiah* he's upset is all just leave him alone

Ruff Collie: I'm not gonna hurt him kid, why is he upset?

Melchiah: MY DADDY DIED!!

Ruff Collie: oh that's sad how long ago

Turel: this morning he . . . just wasn't there anymore

Vladimir's Angel: shouldn't you be at home then

Rahab: miss Ariel made us come to school

Ruff Collie: *lifts up hysterical little Melchiah* come on then

\\//\\//\\//\\// Bus ride \\//\\//\\//\\//

Bus driver: *eating sandwiches* yum ^_^ *is suddenly beaten and replaced by a white haired individual (AN: Not Kain, he's dead remember ^_^)

Ruff Collie: *still holding lil Melchiah* alright I think that's everyone . . . um who the hell are you

New and improved bus driver: I'm Dante the other guy had to go . . . to . . . um . . . . His grandmas yup.

Ruff Collie: what ever just get us where we want to be

Dante: where's that exactly

Vladimir's Angel: *sighs*

\\//\\//\\//\\// Kiddies \\//\\//\\//\\//

Kiddies: *being very quiet and not moving much*

Scales: come on cheer up he's probably gone to a better place

Zephon: *much happier* the fridge!! Daddy's hiding in the fridge . . . wouldn't he get cold

Scales: I meant heaven

Dumah: daddy wouldn't go to heaven

Scales: what!

Dumah: its full of pansy's and people watering pot plants Daddy would go to hell and play with the daemons.

Scales: as long as he's happy

Dumah: you know what else is in heaven

Rahab: what

Dumah: Kiwi fruit heaven is full of kiwi fruits and coconuts

Rahab: why

Dumah: don't you remember?

\\//\\//\\/ Flash back \\/\\//\\//\\//

Salesman: Read this *hands Kain a leaflet*

Kain: why

Salesman: cause Hawaii is the place to be ^_^ lots of sand and sea

Kain: I'm a vampire. Sun burn and water sounds like my holiday and I don't think *field goals the salesman across Nosgoth*

Umah: who was at the door Kain?

Kain: no one

\\//\\//\\// End flash back \\//\\//\\//

Raziel: yeah daddy used to love kicking the sales people

\\//\\//\\//\\// Up the front of the bus \\//\\//\\//\\//

Ruff Collie: stop crying please kid

Melchiah: *still crying*

Vladimir's Angel: here have candies

Dante: is that a good idea

Suddenly without any warning the whole bus (except the unhappy kiddies) start singing wheels on the bus

Dante: *eye twitches*

Vladimir's Angel: here ya go *Feeds Melchiah Candy*

Melchiah: *cry* *chew* *cry* *chew*

Ruff Collie: wow little guy sure can go without oxygen for a while

Vladimir's Angel: *nods*

Dante: *twitching uncontrollably* make them stop

Children: Round and round, round and round, round and round, the wheels on the bus go round and round all day long

Dante: *still twitching* for the love of god make them stop

Children: the driver on the bus goes mad, mad, mad, mad, mad, mad, mad, mad, mad, the driver on the bus goes mad, mad, mad, all day long

Dante: *trying to find something to hurt the children with* the steering wheel!! *Pulls it off*

Ruff Collie: oh that was clever now wasn't it?

Dante: oh crap

Melchiah: *crying pauses* OH CRAP *crying continues*

Vladimir's Angel: don't swear!!

Dante: sorry mam *try's to fix the bus while its swerving out of control*

\\//\\//\\//\\// Half an hour later \\//\\//\\//\\/

Everyone gases up at the mansion just dumped here in the middle of the swamp, many wonder how it hasn't yet sunk, little do they know it was one a huge sky scraper and has actually sunk amazingly far.

Ruff Collie: ok lets knock shall we * try's to knock* um here hold this *hands Melchiah to Vladimir's Angel*

Vladimir's Angel: come on kiddie please stop crying here more candy *holds out candy*

Ruff Collie: *knocks*

Voice: oh crap *loud bang is heard* shit *another crash* £$$$%" *the door opens at last*

Melchiah: *pauses his crying* OH CRAP, SHIT, £$$$%" *starts crying again*

Ruff Collie: are you all right sir

Vladimir's Angel: Don't swear

Janos: yes I'm fine . . . just tripped

Kiddies: Unky Janos *hug Janos' legs*

Janos: hi guys *walks inside with kiddies attached to his legs*

Ruff Collie: this is a really nice home you've got, thank you for letting us do this

Janos: its no problem really, its not my home ^_^ plus I'd like to try and destroy the barriers between the different races ^_^

Vorador: by showing them around my house?

Janos: one step at a time son, if they see how we live it might help them

Vorador: so you think showing them my torture room, harem, countless bobby traps and dinning room with people hanging dead from the ceiling will help do you?

Janos: well its better than showing them my place, it made of blood, Kain's has a resident ghost

SUDDENLY

Half asleep voice: she never stops complaining! It's always do this, do that, no that's wrong, do it backwards, sacrifice for the world!!

Janos: *rolls his eyes*

Half asleep voice: Anyway Vorador where do you keep your . . . what ya ma call its

Vorador: what

The door opens and a half asleep Kain with bed hair sticks his head out.

Kiddies: DADDY!!!!! *Dog pile Kain*

Kain: Ach . . . life . . . air . . . . Lack of air . . . . Dieing . . . . Help . . . .HELP!!!

Turel: *singing* Daddy's not dead, Daddy's not dead, Daddy's not dead, Daddy's not dead,

Kain: huh

Raziel: don't ever die again ok

Kain: um . . . ok . . . get off now

The kiddies reluctantly let Kain up, except Melchiah who clings to Kain's arm like a little chibi vice

Kain: kid get off

Melchiah: I can't let go . . . you might die again if I do

Kiddies: *dog pile again*

Kain: *drumming his claws on the carpet* Umah!!

Umah: *comes into the corridor wrapped in a bed sheet with extremely messy hair* what

Kain: Get them off me please

Ruff Collie: we should start the tour, come on kiddies

Kiddies: NO!! WE'RE NOT LEAVING DADDY!!

Vladimir's Angel: that's a problem

Vorador: one I can fix, Kain GET OFF YOUR LAZY ARSE AND GO WITH THEM!!

Kain: I hate my life . . . but I hate Vorador more

\\//\\\//\\//\\//\\// Ten minuets later \\//\\//\\//\\//

Janos is giving a tour of Vorador's mansion while Vorador runs on ahead and try's to cover up the little . . . secrets. (Dead bodies, bloodstains, the harem)

Janos: *entering the harem's room* this is um . . . *looks at the half naked vampiress' scattered around the room on cushions* Vorador's sowing club, they make cushions to give to charity

Vladimir's Angel: very . . . nice don't you think

Ruff Collie; yes a very good um . . . community thing

Harem: O_O since when did we make cushions

Janos: *winking at them* since forever

Harem vampiress 1: *who will do anything for Janos* oh yes we love helping the poor ^_^

Janos: *sigh of relief*

Suddenly the harem spot Kain, who is standing beside Umah arm around her waist and the kiddies attached to his legs.

Harem: *glare of death at Umah* (AN: she stole Kain from them wink, wink)

Umah: O_O *runs*

Raziel: where's the pretty lady running to

Harem: *chase Umah*

Turel: Lookie all the pretty ladies are having a race

Kain: not all of them *glares at Vorador* I can see one lady who's still here *glares harder*

Vorador: do I detect a note of anger from you Kain?

Kain: Your just lucky there's kiddies present

Vorador: ok *makes plans to leave the country*